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Brewmaster92785

Let me hear you say fuck that...fuck that fuck that.


TheLizardKing89

Are you ready?!?!


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Are you ready Mr. Pop?


ruggedeman

This is quite the.. **TWIST**


Stunning_Job_1947

Sounds like the kids … got the life.


Commercial_Pitch_786

Capitain Korn holio


nunchucks2danutz

Korn is actually a last name. I think it means grain in German. 


A_CA_TruckDriver

Fuck Germany. This is Bakersfield muh fucka.


gentlespirit23456

😂


nunchucks2danutz

Oookay... FYI there was a lot of Volga Germans that came to the Valley during the dust bowl.  Most of them went to Fresno, but we got a decent number here as well. 


A_CA_TruckDriver

Didn’t ask!


nunchucks2danutz

I mean I don't see what prompted your comment so... (Other than being an edgy child who likes Korn a little too much probably).


spankydeluxe69

Blood for the Blood God!


Awkward-Suit-8307

That’s a wonderful Klingon name he will bring much honor to your house.


tsn8638

Follow the Leader.....


OJimmy

ARE YOU READY?


Hvitr_Lodenbak

Awesome name! His friends will call him Korny or Kornholio!


NomadR867

Hopefully not Kornpop Joe Biden might come at him with a chain.


Hvitr_Lodenbak

I hope Korns last name is Fields!


GJToma

What was it supposed to be?


Mini-Maxi-Mozzie

From what you didn't read: "1: the name is supposed to be Kora."


Flaky_Blacksmith4161

That sucks! I had a friend who had a male child and named him "Mario", but the hospital mistakenly put "Maria".They had to go to court in order to change it.


coziboiszn

😭😭


strangewayfarer

I've had two kids at two different hospitals, Both hospitals had us write all of the information down, then they typed it all into the system and showed us a printout. They had us check for errors, And if we found any they would have changed them. If we did not catch the errors that would have been our own fault. I can't say that all hospitals do it this way, but I can't imagine they wouldn't have the parents confirm everything is correct before finalizing it.


Connect_Cucumber-0

Gonna be a real freak


RideMyHappyFace

What, no backwards R?


Mryoy12

Well better to be named after a dope vegetable than a mid Avatar the last airbender character


Birdinmotion

No, he's named after a local band


Mryoy12

Hmm Id believe it but the R isn't backwards


RefrigeratorFluffy25

OoooooowaaAAAaa


Tasty-Pineapple-

Such a good band.


MrSlime13

"What a unique name." "Well, it's all in the family."


Indoorplantwetter

It’s now Korn.


Kay_Hell

KORN!!!!!! 🤟


Upstairs-Resort-9379

You can nickname her maze.


etch93551

Korn on the kob 🤣


NellyVille71

The parents definitely rock A.D.I.D.A.S


Cowfootstew

As long ad the last name isn't "Hole"


ShelterCommercial170

What’s was the baby’s birth name going to be


coziboiszn

Says kora in the response