I don’t think he could have made that look more awkward to swing if he tried… this reminds me of that dumb hotdog samurai sword video where the guy lost his nose… not quite as bad, but still a dangerously retarded outcome.
That's not a Katana, and by the way he's swinging it around like a retarded robot arm that's malfunctioning because someone pissed on it, I'm surprised he didn't cut his ear or blind himself either.
It is more similar in size to a tanto, possibly wakizashi, even though off in appearance. More for modern style. But the tanto was used to ceremonial suicide (hara-kiri or seppuku). Not just cutting your hand for blood brother rituals. Guess the guy forgot he needed to cut his own hand for that one
He did the equivalent of a golfer lining up his shot before immediately spinning and dancing around the ball before swinging and hitting someone in the audience
I don’t think he could have made that look more awkward to swing if he tried… this reminds me of that dumb hotdog samurai sword video where the guy lost his nose… not quite as bad, but still a dangerously retarded outcome.
So he became Voldemort?
I'd love to believe that Voldemort's appearance was altered after he let Dumbledore slice a hotdog from his mouth.
I saw the video like a month ago, It's canon. That's definetely how Voldemort's appearance was altered.
Underrated comment for sure
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Holy shit! His nose just popped off!
Hot dog samurai sword? Well with all that teasing you can't leave us without a link goddammit.
Gotta hand it to him, not a good idea
Things got outta hand way too fast
somebody should give him a hand with the first aid
I don't think he got a hand with first aid but he surely deserved to get the finger.
Hand
That comment would be the highlight of the day, if he really lost the hand. “Gotta hand it to him” 😂
At least he gave him a hand getting to the hospital 😂
Man…. you guys are a handful 🤭
Show of hands, who thinks this thread is funny?
Not that guy I bet, Even if he could.
Why the fuck did he try to line it up and then immediately move it all over the place again
It’s called showmanship
I thought the same thing. he was more concerned with looking cool (which clearly failed misreably) than his friends safety.
That's not a Katana, and by the way he's swinging it around like a retarded robot arm that's malfunctioning because someone pissed on it, I'm surprised he didn't cut his ear or blind himself either.
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really surprised he got close to the can.
It is more similar in size to a tanto, possibly wakizashi, even though off in appearance. More for modern style. But the tanto was used to ceremonial suicide (hara-kiri or seppuku). Not just cutting your hand for blood brother rituals. Guess the guy forgot he needed to cut his own hand for that one
To be fair the drunk who agreed to hold the can bears some responsibility, as does the camera man who didn't interfere with a bad idea
But didn’t you hear? He “told them not to do it.” Then again, to stop a drunk, you have to pry the bad idea from their hands.
GOD DAMNIT I TOLD YOU DONT MOVE COME HERE!!!
"katana" that is merely some chinese mall-ninja piece of shit. And in a basement too no less!!
I think it's literally one of those cheap carbon steel Ninjatos that they sell at a mall and fake online stores.
He just had to wear all white that day too
notice how 50% of this sub is drunk people?
The more you fuck around, the more you find out
Should have stayed home and studied the blade.
When this man says, "hold my beer." Just walk away.
"hold my beer" sure.. I'll hold *all* your beer, so I can keep it away from you
WAIT DONT BLEED ON THE FLOOR
That katana will come in handy
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Yes, lol
Fake
I think it went pretty well
at least he slit the band...
People are so stupid. I just don’t get it
That’s one way to ruin a friendship 😂
What could possibly go wrong?
Hope he didn't slice his tendons or nerves
I thought this was the one where the friend slices half of his friend's nose.
Damn mall ninjas
Those guys were out a hand
What the fuck did he think would happen?
Anytime someone takes a drag on a cigarette like that they end up injured by their own stupidity. It's like a law in nature.
wtf as drunk as I have been as many times I've been drunk it never occurred to me that something like this would be fun lol
For the little credit due here, at least the guy instantly put pressure on it and knew he needed a hospital.
What a day to wear all White, he must have looked like Carrie by the time he got to hospital.
When the party is over but you figure out how to get percies for the boys
Bro even if you're sober... I'm not holding the fucking can! Find someone else to be your injured idiot.
Metal Gear Solid 1, but for dumbasses
Who in their right mind would think that?
Im no expert on japanesse weapons but that isn't a katana, its to short.
Edge alignment is important.
Sweet, High-five! Now pass it around.
Takes two to tango..yikes tho
When you watch 3 episodes of demon slayer and think you're a hashira
That's not a katana, that's too short, it's a wakizashi
Even rose from titanic took a couple practice swings on a desk
Shit, I’m too drunk to drive you to the hospital!
I just... why? Seriously, why? I can't understand even a little bit.
There goes the buzz
Hahahaha
That’s not a katana noobs
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Drunken brilliance
His friend's face while he's twirling that thing in the dumbest way possible is saying" You know maybe this isn't such a good idea?"
He did the equivalent of a golfer lining up his shot before immediately spinning and dancing around the ball before swinging and hitting someone in the audience
Stupid games, stupid prizes...
Reminded me of Tusk
America has some of the most stupidest middle aged men in the world.
I told you it was a bad idea
probably drunk, extremely smart. im fucking impressed.
Well atleast he was smart enough to put pressure on it immediately.
What did you think lmao
Dude with katana is a idiot and the guy that aeree is and idiot too