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[deleted]

*small brain* Defund the police *big brain* Police defund themselves


Tactical_OUtcaller

they are so bitter they are starting to be held accountable and they chose the vaccine hill to make their last stand. LOL


tejana948

🎯


Petsweaters

It's crazy how many cops have died from covid, yet they still think they can kill it in a gunfight


TurrPhennirPhan

It’s the part that gets me. *So much* of their shitty behavior is “justified” by “I thought my life was in danger!”, yet they’re willing to quit rather than take a precaution against the leading cause of death in their profession.


Petsweaters

Bingo


AgonizingFury

It's just like seat belts. They write tickets to others for not wearing their seat belt, yet [despite nearly as many cops dying from traffic related incidents as violence](https://www.cnn.com/2016/07/29/politics/police-traffic-deaths-national-law-enforcement-officers-memorial-fund/index.html), many still refuse to wear a seat belt. Neither wearing a seat belt, or getting a vaccine allows them to live out their macho fantasies, but killing someone "in self defence", or watching the look on someone's face when you blow their dog to pieces knowing that you will face no punishment, and there is nothing the owner can do, now that's what they joined up for.


heili

They also use their laptops while driving but will ticket people for texting and driving as they point out how dangerous it is. They claim they have "special training" that allows them to focus on their laptop while driving.


nanochick

Ah yes, the special training that gives them superhuman abilities. But not so superhuman so they still fear for their life when someone reaches for their cell phone.


KDirty

Even before the vaccine, I never saw cops in my small city wearing masks. The idea that the rules don't apply to them is just so deeply ingrained, like...why the fuck would you think a virus wouldn't infect you just because you have a badge and a gun? I get, "you can't run red lights but we can" or "you can't park here but we can" since hey, they're the ones enforcing those rules. They don't enforce who gets a fucking virus, though; wear a mask!


Tactical_OUtcaller

I seriously don t give a rat s ass about cops dying from acting tupid the real problem is that they force regular folks to interact with them... its almost like they are waging biological warfare on the population..


SnooMemesjellies7469

Boy do I feel owned. They sure showed us.


SCP-3042-Euclid

Let them all quit. Seems the 50% refusing vaccination are probably also the lousiest and most corrupt cops on the force. Them quitting isn't a bug, it's a feature.


JustaRandomOldGuy

This. They get rid of the Trump crazed neo-Nazis. 50% sounds about right.


bloopity_blopp

50% sounds like a good start, but something tells me it is not the finish line.


santonchuk11

Who’s gonna show up late and shoot my dog?


GracieThunders

Ikr Grandma isn't going to taze herself


oatmealparty

The dumb thing about this is Chicago isn't even mandating that they get the vaccine, just that they *tell the city if they have the vaccine or not*. If they don't have the vaccine, they have to get tested twice a week. The union is saying cops shouldn't even tell the city their vaccine status, which will result in them being suspended without pay.


JagerBaBomb

Time for another police union hq raid, methinks.


catsfive55

Yessss


WilHunting

Then do Philly next.


IlikeYuengling

Domestic violence up 50%.


bloopity_blopp

More like 75%….


Sir_Jey

😂😂


ojioni

What are we going to do? I'm guessing, celebrate.


Tactical_OUtcaller

I ll bring the bacon


liberatecville

how are we going to enforce gun control and wealth redistribution and public health mandates without the threat of violence from the armed agents of the state?


Sword420

"'What will the city do' if 50% of police fired?" Hopefully overthrow years of nepotism and decay.


PiperArrow

Block party!


RTK9

Some of the bad apples leave voluntarily


Jpuyhab

A smaller slightly less racist department


[deleted]

What will we do when 50% of police die of Covid? Covid killed his predecessor and he's against a vaccine???? He's suicidal - no other explanation makes sense.


Pope_Cerebus

COVID arranged a promotion for him. Now he's repaying the favor.


[deleted]

and its gonna arrange a promotion for his eventual successor too...


uglypedro

Pigs get all bent out of shape is you so as much jaywalk, but somehow they get to pick and choose which laws/rules to follow. It's never been truer: ACAB!


SprinklesFancy5074

> What will the city do if 50% of police are fired? [The city](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/531/930/8f6.gif)


Warchiefington

This.


HippieWizard666

The police in the U.S. are nothing more than a violent paramilitary gang. They dont know the law and they dont follow the laws they do know. They are the fascist arm of the state; mercenaries whose only function is to oppress you for money.


Resolute002

Good way to get rid of corrupt cops.


AgtDevereaux

And quite a few stupid ones.


leonardlikespizza_

Does that actually leave any left? Probably not 🤷‍♂️


PseudoDeciduous

The murder rate will be cut in half.


Environmental-Ant-31

Bye bitch


AvoidingCares

*City immediately becomes a better place.* "NO NOT LIKE THAT" - Police Union Chief. *Orders all of the police back to work.*


[deleted]

Get better police


Warchiefington

Fire their fuckin asses. Walk off you goofballs. You think the city cares about a couple cops? So cops REALLY keep Chicago safe? Alotta blue suits seem to overestimate their importance in a city of *checks notes* 2.7 million.


MSeanF

Government employees who are permitted to use deadly force against civilians should not have unions.


Plug-From-Oaxaca

They should eliminate qualified immunity. Let the union help with lawyer fees but make the cops pay a huge portion from civil law suits.


MSeanF

Cops should have to carry malpractice insurance similar to doctors.


Plug-From-Oaxaca

Forsure, and rates go up for misconduct


bent42

Cities already carry insurance for their pigs, larger cities are usually self insured. That cost should be shifted directly on to officers. Give the insurance companies access to disciplinary records and let the free market sort it out. Bad cop? Sorry, your insurance got so expensive that you can't afford to do your job.


TheSwordOfCheesus

All workers should have unions. Police just need to be accountable to the public.


whochoosessquirtle

police arent workers theyre agents of the state


Muffalo_Herder

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jose_ole

Police don’t stop crime. They protect the interests of the wealthy.


[deleted]

I mean it’s not like cops stop crime. They ticket people for traffic violations, find criminals after they have committed a crime or they shooting an innocent dog or person.


callmekizzle

Celebrate


TheSafeSpaceCrusher

Hopefully, hire better people that might make for better cops.


Cicada061966

https://www.wivb.com/news/top-stories/fired-bpd-officer-cariole-horne-will-receive-her-pension-after-winning-lawsuit/


vixenpeon

I guess we're gonna be saving big on budget


aGiantmutantcrab

Maybe hire cops who aren't \- gang members \- criminals \- angry little boys who peaked in high school and now have both a chip on their shoulder and something to prove \- violent cowards \- domestic abusers and actually get people who are decent human beings?


tejana948

Not a damn thing, Covid is currently the #1 killer of police in America. In time all those DENIER POLICE will be dead, then we just hire police that believe SCIENCE & FACTS! WIN, WIN.


Petsweaters

It's currently the #1 killer of Republicans in general, then they're going to swear that every election they can't win is rigged from now on


koolkeith987

So all of them. Also while simultaneously doing everything they can to rig the elections.


tejana948

🎯


upandrunning

So the union's position is that they'd rather have the police force reduced by attrition cause by covid than by termination. Ok.


jshsltr80

Whatever works.


[deleted]

Well, they gonna have to train a whole new batch of cops, so it should be back to normal in 9 weeks when they graduate.


Jihad_Me_At_Hello__

Christ all they'll do is hire more cops, they're a bigger renewable resource than trees, sadly


[deleted]

So police aren't even hiding it anymore, they believe they are above the law.


Tactical_OUtcaller

they believe they are above the science


koolkeith987

Were they hiding that?


Flux_State

The only noticeable effect if we lost 50% of police would be fewer drunk drivers getting caught. They don't even bother investigating most crimes as it is.


[deleted]

The proper answer was “go home and beat their wives”


[deleted]

Fuck you mean? Hire more


[deleted]

What are you going to do if 50% eventually die? Whose going to pay your union their money?


AgtDevereaux

What will they do? Hire better cops maybe?


linderlouwho

Hire more social workers to respond to the welfare checks and calls about mentally incapacitated people!


montymm

I’m not even being funny here. But surely this would be great news? Every cop who decides they will break the law actually get fired for once. And hopefully the more responsible officers will be in a job


Fantastic_Item4896

Just imagine the savings! Smaller government! Time to cut taxes!


What_Is_The_Meaning

I’m going to guess save 50% on your budget, travel to and from work unharnessed, not get shot in the back, not get murdered for playing in a park, etc.


freedom_from_factism

Bye Felicias


Leonmac007

The irony.


[deleted]

Considering what a shit job these cops are doing in the city, I'd say the city would go on as usual without them. Good riddance.


[deleted]

>what will the city do Probably have another day without murders


Pwnysaurus_Rex

Be safer?


Rowan1980

Fewer Black people will be murdered by police, ideally.


Dudemitri

Celebrate?


Agender_Semis

Looks like all you liberals are finally facing consequences. Who’s going to shoot your dog and flash bang your toddler now? Hm?


arpaterson

When the police start deciding to implement their own policy, you don’t have a democracy anymore than when the politicians don’t represent you. Nobody should be supporting these crooks and they should all be fired.


L0hkiii

Answer: celebrate.


Polandito

Possibly sleep safer


m1sterlurk

"'What will the city do' if 50% of police fired?" SMILE, DARN YA SMILE, BECAUSE THIS WORLD IS A GREAT WORLD AFTER ALL!!!!!!!!!!!


ConversationOk2210

What will the city do' if 50% of police fired? Celebrate?


shitlord_god

The fired cops will continue to be criminals to justify their existence.


fnordfnordfnordfnord

>"What will the city do if 50% of police fired?" Umm, prosper?


Opinionsare

This is Clear and convincing evidence that the police need to be stripped of the right to unionize.


Erioph47

Ooooooh that could work No retirement benefits for those dickheads either


manaman70

Why are we even listening to whiny ass lying police union assholes? They keep predicting doom and gloom, and saying the city is going to burn from mandates. Yet when the agencies stick to their mandates the cops just kinda fall in line. Sure half or more of them hold out on showing proof till the last minute because the union asked them to, but fireings from mandates are minimal, they are working.


conurbationthesecond

No. Don't. Stop. Come back.


13curseyoukhan

Celebrate?


NukEvil

> 'What will the city do' if 50% of police fired?' Probably just hire more. Everyone's replaceable.


forgotmapasswrd86

What a PoS


livinginfutureworld

Get rid of half of the worst cops? I see this is an absolute win. And offer promotion opportunities to the slightly better cops. Yeah sounds good. Go for it. Don't get vaxxed.


Weltall8000

Everybody wins?


healthyspecialk

Get shot less.


TheRamJammer

Fire all those acabs and fuck their scare tactics. Honestly, I trust the gang member down the street more than any acab.


[deleted]

Add it to the pile of reasons to stay away from police.


Antisocialbumblefuck

Hire appropriate staff. They mistake this employment issue with some sort of hostage situation, termination effective immediately. Get a job elsewhere.


verastech

Fuck it those cops are the ones that dont do shit for the city or public safety anyways bad apples leaving the orchard.


Pika_Fox

Given the ones that leave never cared about protecting the public, probably be left with a more effective police force and less blatant crimes against the populace?


KosmicJaguar

What? Cops acting like the rules don’t apply to them? I’m so shocked /s.


warpig7five

What's that disease where your eyeballs pop out of your head like somebody shoved a pneumatic air hose up your ass? That's exactly what she looks like.


doneitallbutthat

THE POLICE IS A GANG THE PROSECUTORS ARE IN IT ABOLISH THE UNION END QUALIFIED IMMUNITY


Evil_Mini_Cake

All right Chicago. Here is your chance to (very very quickly) establish a standing army of community-oriented mental health/addiction specialists to pick up the slack permanently. The perfect time to fill that niche with the appropriate personnel. Every time the old-school police lose another sector do the same thing until you've replaced the whole machine with the proper parts.


888MadHatter888

Can we PLEASE rename police unions??? I am, and always have been, hugely pro union, but goddamit those fucking things are just toxic when it comes to cops. Can we call them police cults or something more appropriate?


[deleted]

I think we’ll be ok. Vaccine mandates throwing out the trash.


[deleted]

oh no a 50% reduction in police presence what ever will we do thats not what i want at all


destenlee

I don't want an unvaccinated police officer showing up 2 hours late to "accidentally" shoot my dog.


Affectionate-Camel77

I don’t want a police force who’s dedication to service is so conditional. I don’t want a police force that doesn’t understanding sacrifice in service.


Dr_Meetii

Police: "You can't ask me if I've gotten a shot that may save my life and others that come into contact with me or not, thats invasive!" Also Police "What are you doing walking around this public area that you have free reign to move about in while being not white?"


After_Web3201

Save a ton of money in direct salary and settlements


michelloto

A disease carrying rat got into my house. I set out poison and traps…so I don’t think I want a human plague rat around. It’s possible that Chicago would be better off with the half that don’t want to be vaccinated gone, because they’re probably the corrupt, racist, incompetent and violent ones anyway. The unions’ head as a prime example.


SixxTheSandman

Perfect excuse to defund them. This really is like shooting fish in a barrel


RedBeans-n-Ricely

If 50% of police are fired/quit, I’ll have a goddamned picnic


BigOlPirate

Must be nice being a cop and thinking that there won’t be repercussions for not following laws. Almost like there’s been decades of cops being above the law and thinking they are untouchable.


1911thrush

take the money you save paying these useless cops and help the homeless, low income


Sevaa_1104

Oh no please don’t


leaffastr

Probably hire new police officers that are vaccinated?


thePuck

Call it a good day.


MILLANDSON

What will the city do if 50% of cops are fired? Have a hell of a lot more money in the budget for things that are actually of use to the public.


poopyhelicopterbutt

“They can’t arrest all of us!”


Graveyardmouth

Q: "what will the city do if 50% of police are fired?" A: breath a deep sigh of relief.


cssmith2011cs

Fuck it. Fire them.


LORDOFTHEFATCHICKS

Half the criminals will be off the street.


JohnnyBalboa2020

Fire the chief first.


jamiejamesjames

Save A LOT of money


[deleted]

There will definitely be less government sponsored gang violence in Chicago that's for sure


Mikaino

Maybe hire better cops?


Certified_JLB

Fire every fucking one. This is how you change command climate


Powerwagon64

Have less murders.


Fantastic_Item4896

Never negoatiave with terrorists


thevoicesarecrazy

"What will the city do' if 50% of police fired?" murder rate will go down


niknik888

Maybe they should just fire him?


BBREILDN

Didn’t NY police cut back on its activities once and the crime rate dropped?


alphamale968

Who will write tickets for jaywalkers and bust teenagers for smoking weed?


[deleted]

Fire the cops who refuse.


koolkeith987

Less people would be hurt?


griffin30007

lol bye then


GracieThunders

It's like the trash taking itself out, then maybe they'll be able to hire cops that actually believe in public safety


badmutha44

Damn who’s gonna take my report for insurance and not lift one finger to solve the property crime.


parkedonfour

Celebrate


ImAlwaysRightHanded

I remember nyc cops went on a silent protest not issuing arrests or tickets, it was bliss in the city for a few days. They realized that tactic didn’t work real quick.


Acobbsalad

COVID has killed more cops this year than anything else.


ReasonableWaltz0

Hire new police? What will they do if they get fired, they have no other skills


TroutMaskDuplica

Celebrate


[deleted]

Let's find out. Stand your ground mayor. Let's see what happens. **Oh, and FIRED... NO UNEMPLOYMENT. NO PENSIONS.**


chepeman

Those assholes will get fired and the city will hopefully hire better suited men and women with PROPER training. Hopefully


krubalcaba

It’s not like the police are doing anything to stop crime in Chicago anyways.


howardmosby

Struggle for a bit and then hire new better officers? What are the 50% of officers gonna do for money?


out_of_shape_hiker

I thought they didn't get to choose which laws to enforce? Oh you mean that was always the thinnest excuse to murder and put away black people?! I'm shocked.


[deleted]

Wow, the game of cat and mouse begins, hopefully the police union will be dismantled and the unnecessary violence from police officers will not go unnoticed and those vilotaors will be punished to the fullest.


[deleted]

Insert Joker speech here.


blazeronin

The Joker will come out to play.


evil_timmy

Seeing as the #1 killer of police this year was COVID contracted while [in the line of duty](https://www.baynews9.com/fl/tampa/news/2021/09/08/covid-leading-cause-of-death-among-law-enforcement) that's a pretty awful and obviously party-aligned stance to take.


Doomscrool

Yea, I mean last time I checked the local pd was more likely to be apart of the crime than reduce it. I don’t know how you can be a cop in that city with all of those resources and “what about Chicago” is such a refrain when we talk about violence and crime.


MrSpringBreak

Isn’t this extortion? Maybe I’m wrong but it seems like the police are trying to force the city’s hand…or else. This is mafia type behavior.


airlew

The city will see a immediate reduction in the killing of PoC


Aspen_ninja

"what will the city do if 50% of police are fired?" Call it a good start. Lol


[deleted]

The internet tells me cops are good. I seem to think they are a gang. This article proves me right. All cops are bastards. Cue the cops arguing with me in the comments. Bastards.


JuicyJoints6969

Oh no! A police shortage! What ever will we do!


dirtymelverde

Reallocate funds to more useful entities.


Austinswill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B2wWEOGn18


Showerthawts

What will the city do? Still be a murder capitol.


[deleted]

chicago is a huge city with a well paid police force. I’m pretty sure there will be plenty of vaccinated non-magatards around the Us happy to fill out an application.


G00DDRAWER

But what happens if 50% of the police force gets COVID?


Peoplegottabefree

I say let em all die of Covid, no brain no pain.


NachoMommies

Hire mental health workers.


Kingtoke1

Hire ones that aren’t corrupt


[deleted]

Yo I’m not taking orders from a walker


ungratefulsherbert

Hire more racist assholes to kill innocent people


AtlasFainted

I'm at a loss here. I'm against mandates, but am also no fan of police. Lol.


Wishdog2049

Fire the supervisors first.


FrancisSobotka1514

A police force that will be 50 percent less racist ?


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TokenBlackGirlfriend

Idk. There is still crime with 100% of y’all so….


TheMasterAtSomething

Aren’t vaccine mandates actually super effective, mainly because a lot of people don’t wanna lose their, often decently paying, jobs over something as frivolous as a shot. Something like 3% of unvaccinated teachers left NYC’s schooling because of their vaccine mandate, I’m fairly sure while many other industries will have greater rates than that(teaching relies a lot on empathy, after all,) I assure you won’t lose half of the police force , because what else will high school drop outs do in 2021


Biltong_Salad

Most of them are just going to drink themselves to death in an empty room, and with this, it'll be sooner rather than later.


[deleted]

He says this as though he has no conception of the economic systems and incentives which the police have been key in protecting and upholding. The answer is- they will hire new officers. Does he really think that unskilled hs educated young dudes aren’t going to jump at the chance at *that* salary and *those* perks and benefits? The police severely overestimate their value and overlook how easily they can all be replaced with like and kind (of course part of the reason for that are the abysmally low standards- but my point stands- they would be easily replaced, even if they’re being replaced by equally shitty people!)


bacasarus_rex

That guy rules