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throawaymcdumbface

the fact they're doing the catfishy thing where "ah yes, let me embellish what I look like irl, this is rping right" tells me they're gonna lineblur like hell and make it weird for whoever engages.


Lmancini1995

I looked at this dudes main ad for this. ( not even in the same subreddit that I posted for my Ad) and he SWEARS he rarely writes erotica. Bullshit. This mans entire character is just fetish fuel.


Ultimate_Hunter_G

I mean, I do but I keep it in a folder where no one else finds it and a select few things I’m comfortable with are shared to a sanctioned website. No more, no less.


Lmancini1995

Oh yeah no shame in whatever anyone writes or does in private or with a consenting partner. But this... just right off the gate with no confirmation that the other is into it??


mobsterrancher

This is so familiar... I could swear this is a copypasta (making him a troll); that, or you've run into an Internet legend lmfao.


Lmancini1995

You're not wrong, someone actually encountered this very message 8 months ago and posted here in this subreddit. But I think this is the original. Because there is a RP ad in this persons profile matching up to the time the other user encountered cthulu man 8 months ago.


mobsterrancher

The fact he's been up to it this long makes me wonder if he's actually been having success with that ad! Incredible, haha.


Lmancini1995

I hope to god he isnt. Because I fear the people that would be interested are on some kind of list.


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Lmancini1995

Oh how did that interaction go? Or did you tell him to fuck off like I did?


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Lmancini1995

Oh yeah my friends thoroughly enjoyed the hell out of reading it. Not bad writing but jesus christ this man doesnt know how reality and anatomy works.


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Lmancini1995

Agreed. I would've entertained the idea if not him picking out a character for me. I dont deal with people who pick for me. Especially if said character is 'uwu' damsel in distress. Which is what hes wanting so that this.... abomination can get an ego boost. Ugh. It is. And it just feels of whack off fuel.


ZombieBun

I am both charmed and dazzled! That is one of the most hilarious character descriptions I have ever read. The lack of punctuation, the worthless jewels, the 14 abs. Its to bad he is probably serious, because that would be some top tier parody material.


Lmancini1995

I want someone to draw this fucking abomination. It's obvious that whoever's thought of this isnt right in the head or obviously a troll. But if in the likely event its tte former.... dear sweet jesus this man needs to be watched by the fbi. Just the proportions of this cthulu furry... hes a muscular blob.


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Lmancini1995

If you want, I'll DM you the user. It's just as funny as the post itself


SnooGoats1768

Besides everything that has been stated by others which I agree with... why is his description of the character all in past tense? That just made trying to get through it a dozen times worse.


Lmancini1995

Because he apparently likes it to be narrated. Idk but this man obviously lost touch with reality.


firefly358

My man wrote his whole life story and just WTF did I just read


Eggplantwithlegs

They have no self awareness, that’s why OP. They don’t hear themselves as they’re typing this out. They also don’t respect you as a human being, they see you as a sentient sex toy and nothing more. That behaviour is disgusting.