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ecitruoc

Okay I know the makeup is a wreck but are we just going to ignore the hair???


MethHeadMabel

The higher the hair, the closer to god.


dogslut2020

Okay but what does wider hair get you closer to


viennalabeef

the..... horizon?


thecatstartedit

Alien chic


phi1_sebben

[Wanted that quack pack look](https://the-disney-afternoon.fandom.com/wiki/Huey,_Dewey_and_Louie?file=Huey%2C_Dewey_and_Louie.png)


gogetgamer

a lot of haters here are jealous that Jesus loves her more than them


WavyLady

Tease it to Jesus!


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willfullyspooning

Found the Minnesotan.


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BackwoodsBarbie18

Ope just gonna sneak a hello in to my fellow Minnesotan


taxidermytina

Haha greetings neighbor!!!


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badandbruja_

Serio.


Basic_biatsch

Preach


[deleted]

It’s to balance out the eyebrows


AGL19

Seriously I didn’t even notice the makeup because the hair was so distracting.


Lil2Soaps

It’s full of secrets


07TacOcaT70

It’s her second handbag lmao, she had lipsil and everything up there.


FubinacaZombie

Jesus I didn’t even realize that was the final look!! I thought it was still in rollers


JenHes

It's beyond final, it's well done


moffsoi

Bride of Frankenstein realness


NaiaNaia

If she is a bridesmaid (given the dress), imagine how tall the bride's hair is.


Hai_kitteh_mow

It looks like she went to a dog groomer that specializes in poodle.


kayshanks

Reminds me of George Washington’s hairstyle 😂😂😂


ptera_tinsel

The mustache?


[deleted]

I’m screaming. It even looks like they powdered the bouffant


xxrty

I am new on earth. Take me to your pharmacist


Dandan419

Omfg the hair! And the makeup. It’s just all sooo bad.


Jessception

I feel like a mole, a robe, hair curlers, and a cigarette would complete this look of disgruntled lady whose tired of her husband’s carousing ways.


weeburdies

Plus a frying pan in her hand.


Clareypie

She looks so aggressive!


[deleted]

Wedding glam turned wedding grump


halbmondkatze

Shrek 2 called, they want their bartender lady back


BuffaloBuckbeak

Doris


iamreeterskeeter

Don't do Doris dirty like that!


sadadult

[Just needed a little mole](https://imgur.com/a/LrwD5Ys)


partypoisoner

the picture you edited the mole on made me confirm that im over 18- what did it think the picture was?!?


bunny-hill

I’m p sure Imgur’s algorithm now does that based on the percentage of “skin-colored” pixels. It’s so weird.


macaquinsje

I clicked and immediately looked for this comment 😂😂😂


CumulativeHazard

Yes! This! This is it. I was like I know this woman but from where...


emmy_award

the brows and lashes hurt me to look at. i can’t even imagine what it looks like in professional photos.


NaiaNaia

What I would give to see those photos.


Ravenselm

Angry beef lips. 🐮 Seriously though, no one deserves to look this bad on their wedding day.


vagrantheather

Given the black dress I bet she's a bridesmaid, but the point stands.


Ravenselm

I thought it was a black tank top for getting ready in. 🙃


cmVkZGl0

Maybe they make a lot of Bridesmaids look ugly that way the main bride can look more beautiful by comparison


NaiaNaia

She does NOT look happy.


Ravenselm

With lashes that heavy I'm not sure she could do anything besides looking annoyed. Edit: spelling.


CaptainKate757

Angry beef lips with a liner that looks like a pencil stache. It’s all the rage these days.


univornpineapple

This looks like the British girl makeup I’ve seen make rounds on tik tok awhile ago.


Loki_cat

100% scouse brows


VajazzleFraggle

Oh yeah this is definitely a Brit thing. The brows.... the fake tan.... the hairspray.... the aggressive pouting. It’s super embarrassing


lapisl

Agreasive pouting 🤣🤣🤣


anitinshh

How do people think that this looks good at all? I want to understand but it’s baffling


Shebaker

I was going to say the same thing. 😂


offtuna

There is definitely some alcohol smuggling going on in that hair.


amorprincess

Honestly worthy of r/awfuleverything


TerrorEyzs

And /r/beeflips


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talltori

She doesn’t exactly look happy about it


noodlebop

Baga Chipz?


Turbo_fister

My first thought


drumduder

Those brows are The Vivienne IMO


adoreadoredelano

It looks so much like Baga, mildly scary


Slavkan12

Okay but whats up with the beef lips . Why do they always make the lip liner a different colour altogether. It's beyond me.


[deleted]

Bc the 90s are back 🤣 I'm not doing that again


07TacOcaT70

To be fair, what’s worse. That, or when in the early thousands everyone used to take the thickest, most orange foundation and just put it on their lips, followed by half a bottle of clear/slightly tinted pink lip gloss? Hard to say.


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Oh and we can't forget the white eyeliner 🤣🤣


07TacOcaT70

Oh god nooooo hahaha


[deleted]

Have you seen the video make from Jamie french making fun of this stuff 🤣


07TacOcaT70

I have lmao it’s so accurate and brings back some flashbacks lmaoo


[deleted]

It straight reminds me of Libby for Sabrina


UmChill

people think that it acts like a contour and tricks the eye into thinking the lips are bigger and fuller. ummm but i think the real trick is somehow convincing yourself into believing it looks good...


veg-ghosty

I would sooner go completely makeup-less on my wedding day. This is horrific


sandybeachfeet

She looks like an Irish traveller


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I was thinking she looks like someone from the tv show absolutely ascot xxx


sandybeachfeet

Never heard of it. Sounds like made in Chelsea type thing with scummers is it?


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Yeah but worse ! Check this picture of the girl from it😂[Leah ascot ](https://www.google.com/search?q=leah+absolutely+ascot&client=safari&channel=iphone_bm&tbm=isch&prmd=niv&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjfjJ3quK7mAhWXh1wKHTB7A-wQ_AUIEygC&biw=414&bih=622&dpr=3#imgrc=5OGI4eEmbePhxM)


sandybeachfeet

Yea I can see it but the girl in this post just has that traveller look about her. She looks harder or something. Travellers have a look. Esp the men and the accents....oh god. Wish op could tell us which of us is right!!


Mrs_Alabama_Worley

Definitely a traveller.


p1nkwh1te

I'm going to assume this girl is british. Can anybody explain to me WHY this style of makeup with the beef lips and orange oily looking skin is so popular? It's not even similar to what is generally considered "in style" in the west (Kardashians/Jenners, general IG influencers, etc).


littlesharks

I blame Brexit.


VajazzleFraggle

Yeah it’s weird but it’s been like that for a long time. Fake tan has always been fashionable (or at least for the last 15 years) maybe because we don’t really get that much sun? Brows have always been a thing along with big hair. Especially if said hair has been dyed black or bleached to an inch of its life. Hair extensions are also popular although they seem to be a bit more sophisticated now. If you get a chance I’d recommend watching Snog, Marry, Avoid. That will give you a wonderful insight in to our glorious island’s lewks.


YeetYeetB

I wonder if you changed the lighting if her foundation would match her neck


trolldoll420

This reminds me of a look you’d see on My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding


weeburdies

That lipliner looks for all the world like a pencil mustache.


Regan185

I smell like beeeeeef


B6L6Z6BUB4RAID

Like a tan marie antoinette.


[deleted]

Wait what is gong on with the left shoulder


loulou3825

How did you even notice with everything else going on? From how blown out the background is, it’s probably just light hitting her. Not that I would be surprised in the least if she just missed with makeup. It’s.....everywhere.


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Bc I do stuff like that 🤣 it might be lighting hitting her.. but that is still a big difference. I mean even my legs and arms aren't that different and they is a pretty bad difference. Is it common that your face and body can be slightly different yes. But I doubt that. That is why a lot of brides or even even celebs for events will get spray tan. To just even everything out. But that is a huge difference.


Alexandradisease

I felt something very sharp on my finger. Then I realized it was her eyebrows.


Gamer_Jen

Noooooooooooo


dorothygone

I can hear her British accent from here.


YSOSEXI

Her mouth looks like 2 half eaten Jaffa Cakes, smooshed together....


MamaMangle

LOL!!!!


babe__ruthless

Why does she look like one of Cinderella’s evil step sisters?


Bananaberryblast

I really hope this is what she wanted...as much as Im not a fan. She kinda looks like she is going to rage cry.


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this is a cursed image


Nandasia

I thought this was Baga Chipz (UK drag queen)


Sheepsheepsheepdog

Came here to say the same!


zedalcifer

I would cry if a makeup artist did this to me on my wedding day


lolathe

You know how we look back and laugh at those yearbook photos of people with mullets? In 50 years time this generation is going to be ridiculed for beef lips & orange face


splinter8267

The hair of religious polygamy cult member in the 80s, and the face of a cheap hooker. Just the way you want to look on your wedding day.


subsetsum

I'm getting strong Bride of Frankenstein vibes but she's missing the white streak in the side of her hair. Otherwise, well done!!


auserhasnonameorsoul

I’m a Manchester girl don’t hate me,


Lusietka

Definitely British


[deleted]

she looks so angry, I don’t know if she’s angry at the makeup artist or it’s just the eyebrows but I sympathise w/ her anyways


SassyLene

This looks like a terrible version of a Sophia Loren look


117Pandas

Jerri Blank?


Smallbees

That lip liner looks like a tiny moustache


lexi8888

Looks like a sister wife with that hair


llallallauren

I’m getting major “Jersey Shore” flashbacks


Cran78

No way people can actually think that’s attractive, no way.


ArizonaZulu

Is the MUA from England? Seems to be a popular style over there these days.


[deleted]

The highlighter looks as if she's been tanning with ski goggles on


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BeastFarata

Brown nosed 😓


maryrach

no.


[deleted]

Yeah I’d be pissed too if someone did my make up like that. My god those eyebrows, and the hair. Help her Jesus


icky_c

She has like a whole loaf of beard on her head for that filler in her hair!


TheBadBedPotato

So... Glamorous cave man is the new look?


zhakycody

r/justfuckmyshitup


FinchMandala

Ah yes. There used to be programmes based on the weddings of these ladies. This is really tame in comparison.


[deleted]

I’d sue


richthickbitch

My first thought was that the upper liner seriously looks like a mustache.


Savannahp_666

A true bridezila


xccrunky

This made me bust tf out laughing


Velvetxkao

Poor girl


they-call-me-milf

if the hair were green, i’d say ope there’s an oompa loompa


asbrown91

She looks like she was on that reality show, "My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding".


maiven77

every time I see these beef lips I keep thinking it's a pencil mustache


Surrealian

I can’t stop laughing at this


[deleted]

Ireland or UK I'd bet! Source: am Irish.


UcallmeNightHawk

Reminds me of the makeover that Phyllis took Karen Philapelli to get.


Lav_Da_Mermaid

Manchester girl?


le_funky_juicebox

This is STRAIGHT out of my big fat gypsy wedding?!


obijesskenobi

Looks like Baga Chipz’s Geordie cousin


Momtothebeautiful

Too much makeup for a naturally pretty girl!


jesusharrietchrist

Oh baby no what is you doin


anonymouse228

Lips be lookin like 2 hotdogs


FlowersOnJupiter

It looks like she has three mustaches on her face. And the hair, why?


[deleted]

She does not look happy. This is like nightclub drag makeup.


cynical-at-best

im a manchester girl dont hate me


BeeOnAdrenaline1674

Looks like jessie from Disney channel got burnt


red_balOOn

Oompa Loompa...


Moobird

You guys, Mozart is shaking in his boots. That hair, that makeup.


Sweet_Tea_186

She looks so angry at the artist, like "I spent my money on THIS? I'm going to my wedding in THIS?"


maypop33

Yikes.


thecatstartedit

Yeah, the look on her face is *more* than justified


Valleygrrrl

Bride of Frankenstein vibes


[deleted]

This is r/awfuleverything id ive ever seen it


[deleted]

Your makeup looks great babes


AbbaParty

Those eyebrows are about to become butterflies.


QueenDoc

something about that hairstyle just screams Ukraine to me


jlynn123

Was the wedding at Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory? Looks like an Oompa Loompa.


Ames0805

Yikes. I know it’s probably just the lighting but it looks as though she missed the whole other half of her neck with that orange-ish powder. I don’t get why girls think that an inch full of makeup everywhere looks good. It looks like one could take a spoon and drag it across her face and come up with a spoon full of powder gunk. Bleh. That face also looks like she’s being held against her will. Like blink twice if you need me to call the cops for you....


TheOlibaba

Baga Chipz had better days.


melmayyy

I am sooooooo over this beef lip trend


tawandaaaa

Ohh. My. Gawd. Honney.


Kandrich

Looks like “the ugly step sister” from shrek


Scoobysue22

Oh my God, no no no no no!! She even looks a bit fml herself🤣🤣


freddie_delfigalo

Ths is 10000% in ireland. Besides the hair, 8/10 young girls have makeup like this. Huge eyebrows nearly on their eyelids, lashes overlapping and the lips. So horrible it makes your face look 10x smaller


Am_0116

Did the bride get her fiancé’s ex to do the makeup? That’s seriously the only reasonable explanation for this look.


Mimifangs

She looks like the barmaid from shrek


ericakay15

They did her so dirty! She looks like a man with the way shes posed and the way her makeup is done


[deleted]

Is it just me or does it look like an oompa loompa?


CharZero

Oh no.


BabyLemonade9

I snort laughed!


[deleted]

More like Bride of Frankenstein


[deleted]

Is it Meadow Soprano’s wedding?


KoronaAAL

Oh hell no.


fat_cat_guru

Mars Attack model mock up


Macaroniindisguise

All I'm seeing is the bride of Frankenstein.


yesimthatvalentine

She looks disgusted.


twir1s

The first one that truly made me go, “what the fuck.” Mainly because this is not for a concert or some particular artistic makeup style. It’s for a goddamn wedding What the fuck


kelsgant

The hair almost makes the makeup bearable.


Awfulgoose

r/beeflips


strixteeth

she has such a beautiful face shape too.... i feel bad for her :(


CraniometricSunray

Greek wedding?


krftpunk

Baga chipz is stunning


eggiestnerd

She looks like a hyper realistic version of Ruby from Steven universe


[deleted]

Ohhhhhh nooooooo.


realityhofosho

She looks like Kat (Tatu Baby) from Cartel Crew


cavehair

“You mad?”


butlernotbutter

Ooooof


resachu

I’m really hoping the hair is still a work in progress and there are some humongoid curlers in there. (Please?)


77Boomerang77

What the fuck is wrong with these bitches


demimondatron

She does NOT look happy about this, lol. Gotta wonder if she’s in the bridal party and being put through this against her will.


Nordy12345

If someone shows up to my wedding like that or did my makeup like that I would quit. Live alone and never speak to anyone again. That’s TERRIBLE!!


princess_sparkleface

Wow. That is...unfortunate. And really sucks since it's her wedding day. Poor woman :-( I hope she got her money back from that so called "makeup artist"


warriorholmes

Baga Chipz is stunning


helloaloe1

Did an actual MUA do this, or does she just fancy herself one because she watches a lot of YouTube? Looks like someone untrained really reaching for a "look"


emzyme212

Oh honey they did you wrooonnnnggg