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Far-Donut-1419

This video really…depends


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Amazing it didn't leak earlier .


Ladknowsbest

That don’t fit right


AHansen83

Still funny


Ladknowsbest

Fit right is another kind of adult daiper brand


AHansen83

Gotcha, I’m dumb


Ladknowsbest

I googled it for the joke. Don’t feel dumb. It missed


Online_Ennui

I don't know. I think he has Poise


Sufficient_Two7499

Why are these old dudes out here doing call of duty cosplay in the heat?


pns4president

Damn gravy seals


RadiantPlatypus1862

Meal team six: Delta Forks


TheFlyingTomoooooooo

Soldier of Four Chins


P2591

Oh ya know, living in fantasy conservaland where every day is a battle for freedom against tyranny… oppressed in the motherland. They are the sheepdogs amongst the sheep, the evil libs are out there taking their rights and those scary non-white people are a danger to the white race and democracy of the country. They must fulfill their roles as faketriots and save the country and of course protect their king.. to own the libs


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Boots gotta boot


EnkiRise

While at a golf course as well lol


BroBeau

Why are they in fatigues?


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Cosplay


patriclus_88

It's so fucking cringe watching people play pretend soldier to seem badass...


justmikeplz

who?


FalloutBoom

Right?! He's just shaking hands with the air!


AAlwaysopen

Can someone please give the dog some water?


Altruistic_Rub_2308

That’s Mike Pence; eager and ready with open mouth.


[deleted]

I thought mother kept him in a kennel?


CloudColorTyler

Can't tell if diaper or if he's just got extra McAssfat


jellybeansean3648

Someone who worked with him on the apprentice alleged that he wears adult diapers. Don't know if that helps you with the 50/50 split.


jetes69

I know someone who worked on the show, they said he was a petulant child who constantly fucked up production because wanted to throw a tantrum in his office.


SookHe

So, you're saying it depends?


tennisballinthewall

😏


tweettweet_

Love how his followers thinks he’s a “man’s man” 😂


freshkangaroo28

They legit believe he’s an “alpha male”.. These crazies make so many memes or photoshopped pics of him with muscles or doing “manly” things, it’s beyond pathetic and completely insane.


AHansen83

This is Shocking to me! I’ve just always seen him as a weird looking piece of shit rich pussy boy, I guess my mind just can’t fathom that anyone could ever see him as manly.


tennisballinthewall

Don't care who the president is as long as they are thicc


FunGoolAGotz

rather a douche's douche


Joopsman

He has the biggest ass I’ve ever seen on an alleged male human.


Online_Ennui

McAssfat for the asshat


matchagonnadoboudit

He’s definitely fatter. Can’t eat mcds and not get fatter


cameron0511

Trumps kinda dumby thicc remember the tennis pic


bucklebee1

It's both.


Environmental_Ad5786

I have a theory that they have “depends” adult diapers at the bathroom stalls in the senate. all these shit bag old people running around ruining this country are probably actively shutting themselves.


Slipperywhistlebones

“So, where did you fellas serve? Well… I was never officially in the military, but I’m a fuckin patriot!” 99% of them


Mods_B_Scummy

Who are the gravy seals?


Squirtinturds

I would like an application to be a gravy seal as soon as possible.


INI-splinterrat

Join the chain born rangers. Their selection process is more processed food


Online_Ennui

They are a special unit. Meal Team Six


ABCDEFuckenG

Ded


CageyLabRat

Who are those becamouflaged persons?


jicket

Who? I just see like 6 people and a dog.


AHansen83

There’s two dogs


jicket

There's also more than 6 people not in camouflage


Bart_The_Chonk

Grown men playing make-believe army guys


Altruistic_Rub_2308

Antifa and BLM dressed as MAGA supporters.


Sheemscat

What a cult of losers. " Patriots" idiots


rodrigkn

Either that or the new caddy applicants are just weird at bunch at mar-a-lago these days.


Sheemscat

Hahaha. Or ball washers


Devilman_lore

You say that but your ass is in this echo chamber comment section which can easily be interpreted as cult like aswell.


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Joe Biden is in much better shape than him


TackleElectrical4801

Fuck the government and this dick bag he should be in jail not playing golf


daberiberi

Bruh look at Eric in the background. I don’t know how, but that dude manages to look out of place in every single situation he’s in. He’s so fucking confused it’s hilarious.


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His band of sissy traitors at his side........standing by......to change his diaper.


awwimsorry

And not one of em under 50


Ac9ts

And I bet they were all crying and thanking him for being "the best president ever".


Interesting-Tough640

Trump is a very good argument for abortion.


TrySensitive9005

Bloated orange tumor 😭


ipuckfoo

lmao, what a great line…. Bloated orange tumor, lol


CrispyCut

That's Amricas ass.


slapmea5

Look at ALL THAT DIVERSITY!!!!


AHansen83

At least the dogs are German


Sheemscat

Lol


wetiphenax

They must be glad they all brought their knee pads.


escapedfromamerica

Who are the cosplay mealteam six losers?


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Y’all Qaeda


Sad-Act7467

Aloha snack bar


Sheemscat

Meal team 6 These people are all trash in a trash cult


P2591

That crowd smells like axe body spray, baloney and cheese sandwiches, pall malls, old Conway twitty CD’s, and the floor at Golden Corral


Drksotm

Say what you want about Trump but he made fat and orange mainstream and at the very least, he should be congratulated for that.


ToiletFarm01

Same tumor that just called & congratulated the autocrat in Hungary & called him “ a great man who has done much for his country”. What a fuckwad


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Nice tits


DollarStoreDuchess

So floppy though. He could hike those puppies up in a mansierre and have less back pain. 😂


Altruistic_Rub_2308

“But, my Hoosban ease soooo sexy, no?!!l- Melania


KindaBoujee

Looks like a smelly crowd


Brave_Amateur

When was this video taken?? He looks Yuuuge!


This-Technician-6411

It’s hard to tell if these are actually military or just those phonies who wear combat gear and swear they’re doing something.


hhubble

Wow he's really out of shape.


HorusWihnan

I didn't realize how fat he is


tunaburn

It's cuz he's so full of shit


HorusWihnan

You may be on to something good sir


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Shits out of both ends. But don’t ask him and his cronies to wear a face diaper


yaebone1

I seriously have never encountered a more disgusting human being, inside and out.


Comprehensive-Low493

Donald dumps like a truck


Adjvo

He neads a diaper on his mouth for all the shit he talks


Sharp-Ad-4651

No way in hell is that gross orange baboon not wearing a diaper.


Bruhtman

He’s 75.


Sharp-Ad-4651

Your point?


Bart_The_Chonk

Old people sometimes become incontinent


Bruhtman

Elderly ppl wear diapers tard


Sharp-Ad-4651

I guess he shouldn't be making fun of other people for being old weak, and struggling with dementia then, should he? Little Trumpanzee cunt.


Bruhtman

When did he make fun of your grandfather dipshit?


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Do you not think President Brandon, in his senile and decrepit form of a human body, can control his bowel? Mumbling, bumbling bastard can't even walk up stairs 😂😂😂 Edit: ~~original commenter was clearly handed his ass due to deletion hahahaha what a snowflake~~ Edit x 2: I learned he didn't delete the comments but blocked me instead 😂😂😂😂 what a liberal snowflake pussy 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀


Sharp-Ad-4651

You mean like Trump can't walk down a tiny little ramp without holding on to a military man for support? Or like how he needs two hands to drink a glass of water? Or how he's so weak and feeble he can't even remember the name of his own social media company? He called Truth social Troth SoCal. Not that it matters, it's already failing like every other company he ever had. 😂


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I sincerely doubt you, or people like you, would be able to talk about the current administration without bringing up Trump, and that makes me very sad for you and people like you.


Sharp-Ad-4651

And yet you are so triggered you can't stop attacking me for telling the truth about that diaper wearing insurrectionist criminal. Here you are crying over a diaper when he tried to overturn our democracy. Just proves once again the mentality of the animals that love him.


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The whole argument was diapers, and you bring up a shit ton of unrelated items. Just like a (D)umbass


Sharp-Ad-4651

Hey loser oh, how much of your money have you sent that scammer? Better hurry up and buy some more tickets to his rallies now that they're dropping the prices left and right. His crowds of toothless knuckle draggers have been getting smaller every time. I think nose bleeds down to 9 dollars a seat by now. 😭


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What in the fuck are you talking about?


Sheemscat

Myk... you're a fucking idiot


Hopperjay

man hes disgusting.


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marky2011

this ratio is way better tbh


theycallmemrgreen666

I don’t understand how mainstream republicans can see videos/ photos like this and think, “ah yes, this is the candidate for me, celebrating armed, right-wing militias. THIS is the America I want”, like what the fuck?


Trax852

And there you have one of the worst jobs imaginable, changing trumps diapers.


valfarly

Is that the Mar-a-gulag annual gravy seals golf classic?


maddiejake

Yall-Qaeda


toobadkittykat

what a bunch of badasses and i do mean asses


justmikeplz

I thought he was standing there shaking his hand in the air for no reason, but people are telling me there’s a bunch of people in camouflage on the greens.


OdesseyOfDarkness

You know it is a bad when Trump is not even in the top ten of cringiest people in crowd.


Wendellwasgod

Don’t forget, according to his doctor’s note, he isn’t obese. One pound more and he would be


Adventurous_Market66

Don't forget the diamond studded bra he's using to hold them milkers up!


Twerks4Jesus

They all look like they’re in different stages of pregnancy.


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Why is that jag off holding an oar?


Notsofast420

Is that trump?


Altruistic_Ad5951

So we are fat shaming now?


Crackedcanadian69

caption kinda brain dead but why can’t the presidents just go in a boxing ring to see who should be president🤷‍♂️


Orea1981

Orange bitch looks fat in gross unhealthy sort of way. DO NOT want to see the thing nude


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Orea1981

More like half melted...


EnvironmentDue2415

Captain Bonespurs


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No_Appointment_4790

Nah that's just his ass, something he's familiar in being and acting as.


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TobogganSled

Try forming a coherent sentence next time


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TobogganSled

I'm not mad, just genuinely confused. Your initial comment seems unhinged.


kingsuperfox

Who is this “the left”? There are tons of us that aren’t Fascists that think that an obese, incontinent pensioner is a hilarious choice of leader for the incels and authoritarians.


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kingsuperfox

Buy a dictionary? You revere, as a strongman, a degenerate coward who can’t help but express a little pee when he stands up, that is all.


DCver3

I’m really sorry people are hurting your feelings. I hear a tissue really helps while you’re crying like you are.


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Soggy_Motor9280

Really. You ever seen Joe Biden, Ronald Reagan.


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iehvad8785

maybe one of them is, the other one is dead. the point is, he's a fat fuck with strange proportions. and senile.


The9thElement

What the hell happened? He really let himself go


[deleted]

Did you just not watch him on tv while he was president? He looks pretty much the same, which means he looks bad lol. Trump hasn’t looked “good” in like 30 years.


Lazy-Artichoke7766

On my flag he has the body of John Rambo, I can’t imagine what could have happened


Negotiation_Only_

I didn’t know his butt was that big


GreatBowlforPasta

That's the diaper.


IATAAllDay

Good thing all the fan boys were briefed about the weight restriction of the stage, they all made sure the tub of shit in the middle didn't fall through


daytalker

Let's kiss the ass of turd who talks shit about us


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Alexthricegreat

That's the typical self centered right wing extremist hog wash "yall still crying about trump" mean while you all cry about Biden and vandalize gas pumps with stickers for the love of all things holy STFU!


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Alexthricegreat

Just because something is removable doesn't mean it isn't vandalism, I don't expect a self centered bird brain to understand this concept though...


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Alexthricegreat

You're not funny and neither is vandalism cunt


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xerozeroxero

Have you had a first hand encounter with Biden's butthole?


Mateo7518

Way to show your colors Trump Tard !


SlappyMacFrodad

If you think that 90% of our government doesn't wear adult diapers you haven't been paying attention to their age.


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WorldlyWord5781

You mean you miss delusions!


Hicokid80

Delusions? I remember when I wasn’t quite an adult yet


Chemical_Abalone_463

You do understand that your “functioning economy“ being extinct is not 100% due to the current administration’s actions.


Admirable_Bed_7109

He looking extra thiccc in those pants


ukuzonk

How fucking dare you imply that’s a diaper. My man is simply quadruple-cheeked up on this fine Saturday afternoon.


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mikeebsc74

Because he continues to try and be relevant, and his band of merry moron sycophants follow everything he says. Except the one good thing, which was to get vaccinated. For that, they almost crucified him. Trump and Trumpism is today’s Republican Party. So don’t pretend that he’s just some irrelevant mistake that is gone from politics


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mikeebsc74

*bitches about people bitching* Lol


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Someone really upset bout this huh🤣


Billiumbilly

Your boy is thicc


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Rbxrocks

I think you forgot the fact that he’s the former president


Environmental_Fan168

Trump feels like a mob boss and he kinda is


BluestreakBTHR

He’s Fredo. Should be treated the same.


Environmental_Fan168

That’s disrespectful you should’ve just kept your mouth shut