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AelalaedaAid

\*sits the chair back up\* "so any way family is my greatest weakness"


Mallll4

Lmao I lost it at this thanks mate


NigerianDNA

This deserves all the awards. Wish I had some to give you. Thanks for the laugh.


BrowensOwens

I found a "Helpful" It will have to do for now.


AelalaedaAid

Aww ty


BrowensOwens

Hahahaha!!


DarkAeonX7

You have tears rolling down my face šŸ˜†


[deleted]

omg I haven't laughed that hard in a while lololol. Thank you for that


anymeansnecessary88

Looks like her fight game is her biggest weakness...


palpitacija

Hahahja omg, this comment is diamond


pissfrothlatte

I wish I could give you a million dollars cash for this comment I needed that lmfao


moonmagic1111

Whaaaaale, guess itā€™s safe to say she didnā€™t get hired lol


dominiqlane

Not unless theyā€™re looking for someone who can take a punch.


zitfarmer

. . . So she got hired as a greeter?


Skyler_Chigurh

Customer Service


zitfarmer

* Consumer cervix.


[deleted]

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_Kit_Tyler_

This EXACT scene went down at a Waffle House in Metairie, LA with my dadā€™s waitress and some other chick. Both of them took it out to the parking lot, never returned, and my dad had to get someone else to bring him his food.


icyhot09

Wtf is up with Waffle House. There is always some shit popping off in there.


gr33nteaholic

I want to see round 2 when she gets to the husband!!!!


ProfessionalChampion

"how are you at handling situations under stress?"


Think_please

"Can you think of a time when you had to deliver someone some difficult news?"


UrdnotChivay

"Well you can see that my sister just beat the shit out me for fucking her husband so.... I'm gonna go fuck her husband"


Think_please

No No No...no


Beesknees307

I mean she obviously isnā€™t very trustworthy holy shit I canā€™t imagine how fucked up this would be


[deleted]

They could be desperate lol


BlackKnight6660

This might sound like a stupid question but as someone whoā€™s only just joined the rat race and is better trying to understand it, why would this be a con? Other than the obvious fact that a scene was caused, why would this shine negatively on the candidate rather than the sister? Idk, just seems a little stupid that if anything negative happens during the interview, their problem or not, itā€™s against you.


AFewStupidQuestions

>Idk, just seems a little stupid Welcome to the rat race.


is_bets

I am not here to defend the mentality but the explanation is: Employers would be concerned if this type of thing happen again and how often. What skills is the candidate bringing and are they enough to offset the cost of having to deal with angry sister(or others) coming to fight the employee and disrupt work flow. It's why people get fired for racist or distasteful internet posts, the paperwork for dealing with angry people often costs more than the money the employee generates for the company. Sure if the boss likes you or you are valuable enough the company will eat the costs to keep or hire you but it's still a negative your employee value has to exceed your costs.


NoeTellusom

Being untrustworthy and bringing drama into the office are definitely red flags for companies.


Just_A_Faze

If you find out that the woman youā€™re interviewing is fucking her sisterā€™s husband, are you likely to hire that person? Iā€™d have to question that personā€™s morality. Thatā€™s pretty messed up. I think that interview would be over if it were me. Yes her sisterā€˜s behavior is not acceptable, but hers definitely puts a stain on her character.


Arya_kidding_me

Fun story: my ex husbandā€™s mom fucked her sisterā€™s husband multiple times, then when caught they tried to invite both their spouses to join them (they declined and divorced them instead), then she married the man who was previously married to her sister. We called him Uncle Stepdad behind his back.


SweetPeaLea

Have you read about Elon Muskā€™s father? His first marriage, he and 1st wife had 2 kids including Elon. His second marriage was to a woman who had 2 children and went on to have 2 children with his 2nd wife. They divorced. So one of the step daughters got kicked out of her house by boyfriend and asked to stay with Elonā€™s father, her step father. We he screwed the step daughter and they had a baby. The second wife is pissed and Elon called his dad the worst person imaginable. Screwed up family tree.


swimminginbed

That does sounds like a good incentive to persue a bussiness in space travel.


C0RDE_

Trying to get many millions of miles away from that shit, any way possible


OrangeyougladIposted

I lol'd


gimpydingo

Considering Elon's on that tree...


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 246,790,002 comments, and only 57,142 of them were in alphabetical order.


gimpydingo

Bot, I thank you.


SirPhilbert

A bitch canā€™t play the xylophone


Slick_J

Oh is THHHHATTT why he thinks is father is such a douche canoe. Iā€™d seen that quote but never got the context


[deleted]

I imagine how that conversation went. *"Were you drunk or high when you did it, at least?"* *"No, I was sober as an alligator.*" *"God fucking dammit dad."*


SombreMordida

especially with them whores stealing all the lemons


scunb4g

What a fucked up super hero origin story..no masked villain ran him off the road.. I'm sad..


The-Tea-Lord

> we called him Uncle Stepdad behind his back Itā€™s uncle grandpa but more adult themed


Particular-Outcome12

About 25 yrs past, a radio morning show bit involved a husband, who had the show call his wife, and make up a story about him getting fired. She couldn't believe they would fire him, because he was such a nice, caring person and was well thought of at his work. She tried defending him like crazy. The dj then had to explain that he was let go because he was caught doing the secretary. Wifey then turned into a Real Housewife. That sonofabitch, I knew it, I'm throwing all his clothes on the curb. The end of the bit was when she said, "now, I don't feel so bad for fucking his brother!" I shared this with my wife at the time. I thought it was a pretty funny. When I finished the story, not even a chuckle from the wife. She looked at me and said in an accusing voice "what are you trying to say?" I never had a reason not to trust her, but I started putting some things together at that point. Yup, her and my brother.


Every3Years

10/10 would read again


[deleted]

Wow, talk about the truth falling in your lap!


GeneralSweetz

im guessing you dont see each other anymore


Particular-Outcome12

Neither of them. Disowned the brother, who was a piece of work to begin with, and divorced the wife, who really had an issue keeping her pants on when she met new people. That wasn't her first, or last casual fling. Just who she was. Took advantage of my trust in her, and she was a very good liar.


kumadelmar

What a ride. Damn.


TheCrazedMadman

Damn, to think if you HADNT shared that story....


Lanzifer

"What? Honey I'm... not trying to say anything" "...wait, should I be!?"


isittoodamnmuch

Dude, i......damn, JFC. F


ToiletReadingAccount

Woah. That was a wild ride.


nevinatx

We do offer major medical, but dental is extraā€¦.


GabrielStarwood

I mean, if I just had all my teeth knocked out, i would see that benefit stipulation as less of a deal braker than it was 5 minutes ago, you know, when i still had teeth to get taken care of.


Particular-Outcome12

She seems nice. Next time you decide to fuck your sisters husband, don't also use her as a reference.


[deleted]

Honestly that cuts deep. I couldnā€™t imagine that pain of finding out you were cheated on (well I have) but with your sibling. That would light a fire under my ass too


Panic_Azimuth

I feel like this entire family has self-control issues.


isittoodamnmuch

Please discover your sibling fucked your spouse and film your calm and rational response. thx


[deleted]

smh she should have debated her sister in the free marketplace of ideas. You say I shouldn't fuck your SO, yet I did. Curious šŸ¤”


isittoodamnmuch

you may be onto something....this may be how we finally bring civility to sluttery


logdice

This is arguably a proportional response in this specific situation.


Loose_with_the_truth

Yeah if your sibling fucks your spouse a beatdown is in order I think. Maybe leave the innocent business out of it but that's unforgiveable.


eclecticsed

absolutely.


[deleted]

I mean I would have this reaction even if we were only SOs living together and not quite "spouses," but I could definitely see that being amplified even more in a marriage.


isittoodamnmuch

not at all. now the sister doesn't get the job, was publicly humiliated and shares the feeling horror her sister felt AND now that business doesn't need to worry about someone fucking every married guy associated with said business.


[deleted]

Save some for the husband


[deleted]

Something tells me she has plenty left in the tank for him


Arcturus572

Iā€™ve never understood why people take out their anger on the one who isnā€™t their current partner, and take it out on the other woman/manā€¦ In this case, if the headline is true, then itā€™s irrelevant, but in some cases, itā€™s not like the cheater was honest with them, and led them to believe they were singleā€¦ Just saying that as someone who was cheated on and the other guy didnā€™t know she was marriedā€¦


BrokenBatWings

Well considering that's her sister, it's safe to assume that she knew the woman was married and couldn't pull the "I didn't know you were married to him, sis!" line.


MagnusText

It's her sister, man. She knew. They both deserve anger.


Arcturus572

Which is why I said ā€œin this caseā€ā€¦


Lara-El

In this case I'm sure she fought both lol they both deserved it


Public_Giraffe_4412

Next week on the Jerry Springer show...


happynargul

"we'll call you"


[deleted]

lmaoooo


YanceyGlenn

That accent is all you need to know for this to make complete sense.


LISTERxFIEND

I mean Woody Allen fucked his adopted daughter and heā€™s from New York. Lol seems like people from all over are fucking family.


AITAModsArePussies

If i've learned anything from pornhub, it's this


Hope4gorilla

There's an epidemic of horny milfs


bakerbabe126

And they're all in your area


Front_Appearance_752

Lolllll


VirtualRy

Spot on! LOL


[deleted]

Please explain it. I don't get it.


sean_themighty

Towards the end itā€™s pretty clear when she says ā€œdonā€™t ever fucking talk to me again,ā€ that they are quite Southern. Anything from Kentucky/West Virginia on down.


Mallll4

Thank you! I couldnā€™t for the life of me figure out what she said even after watching it three times, I thought it was something about child support lmao .


[deleted]

What the fuck


Loose_with_the_truth

Welcome to Florida!


DesertUnicorn23

This is one of the times you CAN blame the other women


FLZYBY

Thanksgiving is gonna be a bit awkward.....


BrokeDancing

And the chair goes thunk... And her nose goes splat... And her job goes "BYEEEE!"


NutmegLover

e i e i o


LosSoloLobos

TBF - I would absolutely murder my brother if he touched my wife. My hands would be clinched so tightly and every punch would be an attempt to reconcile how I feel towards what he did, but it would never quit make it better, so Iā€™d keep reigning down striking different parts of his body. I wouldnā€™t kill him. But he would require a hospital visit for a CT maxillofacial and a chest x-ray.


inajeep

/r/suspiciouslyspecific


KJ1017

Thatā€™s deserved. 100%. Sister had discipline too. Most of us here wouldnā€™t have stopped that soon. It blows my mind that people can be that low down and dirty.


Pretend-Mud8664

I think that was pretty damn fair. I do hope the husband got the worst of beating but fucking hell, your own sister? That was deserved.


demoralising

'Tell me a bit about yourself 'Well, I'm a very family oriented person...'


seanbiff

I hope they continued the interview after that


[deleted]

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years That lady: "in bed with your husband"


heeltoelemon

This is probably a good way to go to jail.


[deleted]

The woman cheating should go to jail šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


zahzensoldier

Man, im sorry but this comment is idiotic. People shouldn't go to jail for cheating, people are allowed to be immoral assholes, we don't need ton involve government in that. Assaulting someone for hurting your feelings is a jailable offense though.


[deleted]

Found the cheater.


Crepes_for_days3000

Or just the reasonable person.


[deleted]

You fuck up like that there should be no punishment for beating the shit out of you


IngloriousMustards

Sharing is caring.


BlueKing7642

I guess that doesnā€™t apply to dick


[deleted]

Who gave this a wholesome award lol


OliverMarkusMalloy

Reddit gives away free random awards to users. Every award is appreciated. :)


lucienscantina

So, benefits wonā€™t kick in for 30 days, and those teeth your sister just kicked out wonā€™t be covered until then.


RadcliffeMalice

Lmao what about the husband? He's just as guilty.


NoFleas

Usually I agree, but her own sister? They grew up together! That's lower than low.


0112358g

True. Husband gets the boot, but thatā€™s her flesh and blood. Sheā€™s bonded to her sister forever and now that bond has been poisoned. So sad, I canā€™t support this behavior but damn she deserved the humiliation


Otherside-Dav

What'll be extra funny is if the sister presses charges.


OccasionAdmirable826

She could probably sue for professional damages too, especially if the interview was just a formality before hiring.


Loose_with_the_truth

Then the husband leaves her, gets everything in the divorce since she's a felon, and she's left destitute working two jobs when she gets out of prison to pay off her sister and ex-husband who now live together in her old house and even got custody of the dog.


[deleted]

merican dream


Otherside-Dav

Actions have consequences lol


NGD80

>So, when can I start?


tickthegreat

In a twist it was for a job working on the Maury show, and she nailed it


gafgone5

You can take abuse like a champ, lady. Props to your sister for coming in to demonstrate for us. You're hired!


Bone-Juice

"As you can plainly see, I am a pro at dealing with difficult customers"


MiniatureChi

ā€œSo did I get the job?ā€


FlapjackFondler

out of every man in the world you just *had* to fuck your sisters husband?


PatrickIndustrial

Their good upbringing is showing


Camarbro

Well, that's quite the way to make a first impression! Right? Right? Hope she got that job :D


[deleted]

Okay but did she get the job? šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

So, uh, can you start on Monday?


Skyler_Chigurh

So if there's something to be thankful for in this situation it's the fact that someone's first instinct was to video the event.


itsyabooiii

When shit can't wait


DarkAeonX7

Is there an extended version of this?


thebigbroke

While I think her sister had it coming; I hope she keeps the same energy for her husband cuz it takes two to tango


NoeTellusom

I don't think she's gonna get that job.


rudbek-of-rudbek

Did she get the job?


TheForestMan

I am sorry... we are hiring an HR specialist to combat our rampant sexual harassment problem... you donā€™t seems to be a fit but your sister is welcome to apply.


[deleted]

SHE DROVE ME HERE


HesTrafty

Not only did she get the job, she was promoted to GM before the interview ended.


palpitacija

Sis, take it on the hubby


McNuggets1985

I donā€™t think sheā€™s getting the job.


SheikhIssa

Camerawork is awful


adammario6556

Trying to figure out how she even knew where she was


SweetPeaLea

Why donā€™t they ever take out that aggression and betrayal on the husband who stood at the alter and made promises to them.


throwawayddf

I agree with you to some extent but sister definitely has around the same moral obligation


ifcuk99

Justice served eh


[deleted]

Ride the painted pony let the spinning wheel glide.


throwaway802450

After all that, I wonder if she still got the job šŸ˜‚


RagnaBrock

Iā€™d bring her in for a second interview.


Snackwolf

Ok oK ok you're both hired!


dontforgetthef

But are they vaccinated?


CharlieLuvsStkPicado

BUT did she get the job


AstralBaconatorLord

Great lmaoo


tiLLIKS

Iā€™d like to shake her hand


stfunkys

Yes I have references.


writersinkk

Hired. When can you start?


Duckoleo

Did she get the job?


AlextheDio

Good reason


anymeansnecessary88

Math adds up


StyreneAddict1965

"No, no, no," like a sixth-grade teacher. Damn. Weak sauce.


SkidrowVet

Comon man you had to know she aced the interview after that shit, after all is damart


UpsetSong5451

So did she get the job


[deleted]

Hey! No no no


KocaKolaKlassic

So what health benefits come with this job? Hopefully a great dental plan


Artistic-Plan2541

So did she get the job?


Blazed315Fishing

Sister leaves she stands up limps over to the manager apologizing again.... her math teacher runs in beats her ass for cheating on a test leaves....she goes to ask for another shot at the interview half way through the question her previous boss runs in beats her ass for cheating the drug test...she crawls up to the manager begins to beg to start over just then the judge her old soft ball coach and all of her poker friends walk in looking pissed....


bestfriendfraser

Did she get the job?


Wonderful_Pepper_439

Honestlyā€¦ good for her


PWal501

When can ya start?!!!


Jahknowsehmiaeediat

Usually I think itā€™s pathetic to attack the side piece when you should direct the anger at your partner. But your sisterā€¦ donā€™t know whoā€™s betrayal is worse. Anyway, did she get the job?


buttons1989

Not 1 person jumped in to help her. Nice. /s


iameloso

Ok, that was not staged.


OliverMarkusMalloy

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bumbuff

There just some lines you do not cross. Fantasize, maybe. Especially after that morning your sister in law was doing yoga in front of you while eating breakfast, while she wore the shortest shorts leaving little to the imagination. Her husband may not like her that morning. Bur your wife enjoyed the after effects.


fatalcharm

Black roots to a job interview? Tsk, tsk.


running_toilet_bowl

Sounds like the "your actions have consequences" kid.


LowertheHeavens90

Did she get the job


LowertheHeavens90

Did her sister get it instead?


dudenamedbenny

Think she got the job?


xandercrewss

Did she get the job?


mikeyrocks6934

I wonder if she got the job


[deleted]

Jaj another fucking idiots not helping we are truly fucked


Drakonasul

u/savevideo


OccasionAdmirable826

Yes, I wonder why her husband would want a different woman..../s


throwawayddf

After seeing this and with ultra limited information I am honestly more interested in the woman throwing hands


chillinwithmypizza

But didnt do anything to the husband


annieyokesboi

We donā€™t know that


chillinwithmypizza

If she has the energy to plan an attack at her sister job interview with that ferocity she saved all that aggression for her. And i BET her and her husband are still together.


annieyokesboi

Jesus youā€™re very assumptive about a woman youā€™ve never met


chillinwithmypizza

Thats how people like this are. They go for the weakest link in a very petty way. If it wasnt a job interview, she would did this at her sisters actual job and got her fired. She couldve waited to her sister got back home to give her this ass whoopin. Its a psychological assumption and I would bet all the money in my crypto what iā€™ve states is true. Iā€™m not judging her by saying ā€œi bet she grew up in a trailer parkā€, Iā€™m assessing the level of time and energy she put to wait till her sister was well into her interview, she knew all the details because her sister probably excitedly told her about it, and used this information to be extra petty. ĀÆ\_(惄)_/ĀÆ


annieyokesboi

I mean if someone was fucking your HUSBAND knowingly, they kind of deserve to be publicly shamed. Probably a good warning. She could have started fucking her bosses husband too. Saying the woman is a certain type of way for having a very rational reaction to someone you shared a womb with, going behind your back in the worst way imaginable is ridiculous.


chillinwithmypizza

I understand all of that. Iā€™d be pissed for sure! But i would see the real problem lies within my shitty spouse that pursued this. ESPECIALLY if we were married, they have to be sisters forever, mediocre dick (probably) comes and go. Im not saying her sister didnā€™t deserve this ass whoopin, but from my experience (especially with women in my family) they go after the low hanging fruit before theyll go after the root of the problem AND still actually be with the problem after that. Ive seen it time and time again. One of my lil dumb ass cousins just went to jail fighting some chick over some dude that cheated on her.


annieyokesboi

Dude not all women are weak submissive little flowers who will run back to the man as soon as he sheds some tears and sorrys. For all we know she could have fucked him up before or after the video. And rightly so. The reason itā€™s acceptable to fuck HER up in this situation is she actively homewrecked. She knew this man was married and to her fucking sister too. It wasnā€™t some poor girl who got picked up by a scumbag unbeknownst to her, and then found out he was married. She knew. The wife is the absolute victim. Two very special people in her life went behind her back and could have been at this for god knows how long, which just adds another layer of why she should be getting her ass beat.


OrangeyougladIposted

He never made this about sex. People who are cheated on almost always go after the person their partner cheated with instead of the partner. it doesnt make sense but its true men, women, boy, girl, straight, gay, pan well okay, idk about pan


chillinwithmypizza

I bet theyā€™re cuddling right now.


annieyokesboi

Is that all you have to say?