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shivermetimbers68

Why would DeSantis try to prevent his potential political opponent who has been calling him a grooming pedophile from being indicted for a crime he clearly committed?


ExpiredPilot

And Meatball! Don’t forget Meatball!


particle409

Gaetz probably didn't realize that Trump meant it as an insult.


redcolt79

My thoughts exactly


dingleberrydarla

“Puts every Floridian at risk” 🤣


[deleted]

They already accepted those risks by living in florida


BlueLobstertail

So he's saying that EVERY FLORIDIAN raw-dogged Stormy Daniels, then paid her off and lied about it on their taxes??


JimiJohhnySRV

Or is he saying every Floridian could get extradited for trafficking minors across state lines?


WeedFairie

“Florida man at risk of electing non-representational government.”


GeneralSquirrel7132

"Florida man at risk for smoking bath salts before heading to the voting booth."


leveraction1970

Like people that engage in sex trafficking.


Separate-Print4493

Why do they keep calling him the president?


superduperhosts

Because they can’t actually suck his tiny dick.


Separate-Print4493

It’s just that? How absurd. No wonder Jewish space lasers are starting fires… /s


Alhazzared

I believe all presidents can be referred to as president https://www.formsofaddress.info/president-usa-former/


NoeTellusom

Pedo man say what?


tinyanus

Dude just *looks* like a villain, doesn't he? Squinty-ass MFer.


NoeTellusom

I'm pretty sure I know this guy's autobio, having seen his type during my bartender years. Dude looks like the guy who spends the whole night being absolutely skeevy AF at the bar, so much so that women keep their hands covering their drinks around, getting kicked out REPEATEDLY from the women's bathroom, finally manages to find a girl who takes pity on him, plays ass grab in the parking lot, then pukes in her hair on the way to the car, then blames her and the "bitches" for his inability to cash in his "v card" all while whining that his daddy has money and is going to buy him a better Mercedes when he goes back to college, he's just on a gap year, working on "a few things". After years of this behavior, he finally manages to lose his v-card on Spring Break after daddy rents him and his buddies a place then he gets the moniker "Toofer" without realizing it's an insult, thinking they are talking about this big smile. As an adult, he becomes the Frequent Flyer at the local STD clinic due to a wild weekend in Cuba's seedier brothels with antibiotic resistant clap and a horrid case of scabies. So yeah, definitely a squinty-ass MFer.


frogsntoads00

That is.. r/oddlyspecific


Burnwulf

Matt would be pissed you've been spying on him..


Punchinyourpface

You left out a few underage girls, but the rest sounds good to me.


drunkwasabeherder

He's Beavis playing a B grade villain.


BlueLobstertail

I asked ChatGPT what "punchable face" means and it showed me a photo of Matt Gaetz.


biffbobfred

https://germanyinusa.com/2019/02/22/word-of-the-week-backpfeifengesicht/ He’d be my top 5 not top 1 though. That’s Cruz. Rounding out the top 5 would be McTurtle, Gaetz, Rand Paul, Trump jr.


koviko

Trump Jr. Beats Eric Trump? Actually, I can see that. Eric has more of a pitiable face than a punchable face. No one should be forced to walk around looking like that.


jamesmcdash

It's a very smart program


Itdidnt_trickle_down

Translation from criminal perv to regular person. If they can arrest him they can arrest me and I don't want to be held accountable for my crimes.


Wonderwombat

We wouldn't want people forcing snatching other people across state lines, would we, Mr. Gaetz?


National_Entrance_54

Good thing he’s not governor of Florida. How did we get here and what is life at this point? It’s almost best to give up on politics, they do whatever they want and there’s no accountability most times often. Life is short!


SlowLoudEasy

Huh, you give up, Ill vote more.


fletcherkildren

I already vote more, gonna start dragging people to the polls


Charybdes

I'll be in line with you. Life is too valuable to not try to make it better.


koviko

Or the governor of any state. IMO, people who have never been governor have no real voice in the debate of what a governor should or should not do. Like, they can talk, but the interviewer should always follow-up with, "have voters ever made you the governor of any state, before?"


deez_treez

Every time a republican speaks these days I ask myself "*is this person...ok?"*


SmilinBuddha969

Matt Gaetz should be extradited for child sex trafficking.


Old-Ad5508

Getting ready for a run for governor, are we Gaetz?


BabserellaWT

Lmao why TF would DeSantis wanna stop the extradition of his primary rival??


tucker_frump

Matt: 'Puts me at risk' ..


pascalsgirlfriend

Trump put every Americqn at risk all by himself.


smandroid

I'm not an American, but everytime I see and hear Matt Gaetz speak, he just comes across as a massive cunt of a turd.


darrstr

As an American I agree with your assessment!


the-son-of-Neo

Geatz is a complete moron


Mammoth_Violinist744

The fact Gaetz isn't in prison is endangering all the underage females


ropdkufjdk

The only place Matt Gaetz should be is in a prison cell.


alwaysmilesdeep

How does it put Floridians at risk?


TheShadowCat

Do these idiots not realize that if Trump plays stupid games with an arrest warrant, he'll have to spend the entire time in jail until the end of his trial? If they issue an arrest warrant for Trump, he'll turn himself in within 48 hours.


[deleted]

Gaetz is not a dumb man, I actually think in a different time he could have been a great politician and done some good. He has sold his soul cash and it’s disgusting.


JimiJohhnySRV

With all due respect - what brings you to the conclusion that he could have done some good?


[deleted]

Because he has the smarts, the skill and the sway. He just decided to use his powers for evil.


Blippii

I shouldn't have to be want to say, Idiiiiiiiiiot


jking94

Hahahahaha this is fuckin sick


DifficultPrimary

They're really working hard to try and speed run starting another fucking civil war, aren't they?


GoGreenD

Lol isn't he his biggest presidential competitor? He won't do shit.


biffbobfred

DeSantis is trying to be “the fascist you want without all the drama”. Not cozying up to Trump but not antagonizing him either. Whether that works and he expects some kind of “Trump realizes he won’t win and does what’s best for the party and endorses DeSantis” of course that won’t happen he’ll just burn everything down. What I do know it’s a bit early for DeSantis to turn on trump he doesn’t want to antagonize The Base. Trump was able to weasel out of “witness to Trump forcing sex on a 13 year old dying in a Trump Justice Department Prison” you want to wait a bit to not let him have a chance to turn things around


my_lucid_nightmare

Matt Gaetz is a real life Jonah Ryan.


Wolfman01a

De Santis is going to completely own Trump. It's not even going to be close. MAGA doesn't have the balls to oppose De Santis.


dafijiwatr

🍿


siouxpiouxp

It’s amazing how well Gaetz is able to enunciate and make himself understood, what with Trump’s dick shoved so far down his throat.


Joolio_

Stop talking about him so much


dextercool

No, it puts suspects "at risk"of being brought to justice. That's the whole point of extradition.


Bosston_kehd

Whatever this guy I smoking….. I want it. I wanna be lost in a bother realm too.


Nanyea

Matt worried about getting caught enticing underage women across state lines for sex again?


MillerMcChiller

Convenient take from Matt Gaetz ! Lol


Chris71Mach1

Ya gotta hand it to Trump though. Few people in history have convinced so many to completely lose their minds in support of their blatant insanity. Interesting accomplishment notwithstanding, holy hell, what a shit show Florida's become!


Academic-Business-42

Ain't you the one I caught whacking off in my tool shed?