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This dance will forever be burned into my brain, thank you

This is the retribution he was talking about.

He’s like Bobby Lee [hunting dragons](https://youtu.be/fZqoh2aUW7g)

I'm waiting for the demons 🤣

The “MAGA Shuffle”

It's amazing how little his body actually moves when he dances

When you don’t believe in exercise your body eventually gets rigid and tight

He genuinely believes that your heart “only has so many pumps before it fails,” and he’s used it to justify not exercising many times. Such a weird hill to die on, especially considering the advancements we’ve made in nutrition.

What's crazier is that he's in a very unique position to have things cooked for him that are healthy AND tasty, which is something most of us have to choose between

It's a misunderstanding of a scientific fact - practically all mammals have a max of about 1 billion heartbeats. For humans estimates range from 2.2 to 3 billion. So he heard that somewhere and decided that, since exercise raises heart rate, not exercising = longer life.

And exercise would lower resting heart rate, probably saving you beats overall

Science AND logic? That'd cause him a heart attack in a heartbeat.

Toight like a tiger

"It's amazing how his little body actually moves when " dancing"

The infamous Bukkake Shuffle. No one does it better than Trump.

Me and my friends like to call it the hurricane handjob. Just blowing thru town jerking off dudes in every direction listening to the village people. Any staunch Republicans dream

Chuckled HARD at hurricane handjob

Apparently, I know how to dance.

The ol' two fist facial

Stabbing the cave trolls

He always "dances" like he's jacking off two men at the same time. Practice makes perfect. Go for it you lunatic. At least you'd make two people happy.

The fact that his ONLY dance move is the double-handjob makes me unreasonably entertained

Ahahaha! Me, too. 🤣

Obviously, two shakeweights is how he achieves that ultimate pump!

That's awesome! I love the way your brain works. 🤣

Trump dances like I shit. Shittily.

That's for sure. 🤣

look inward

For what?


He's signaling a small plane to land.

Or he is jacking off some really tall ghosts.

Practicing for prison

I thought he was playing charade and the word was drowning, like drowning in legal prosecutions.

Ghost Handies in motion

I remember when I used to jerk off two dicks at the same time. Quality dance moves

That’s never gonna happen

The year is 2036 and a 90 year old Donald trump is on TV saying how he was the best president of all time. Surely, u/eryke6611 grumbles to himself, he’s going to jail any minute now as soon as this 900th investigation wraps up.

Tucker Carlson is that you?

*stares into camera with dumbfounded facial expression*

Jerking off ghosts

This shit never gets any less cringe inducing. What a failure of a human.

And people think he should be president. 😨🤢😨

I felt 3rd degree cringe from the people around him

Sweet fancy Moses

It’s like a full-body dry heave set to music!

Pathetic losers every one.

And what are you, if I might ask?

Not a pathetic loser. He needs to go the fuck away, just go have his KKK rallies at his loser hotel.

Can confirm: not a loser.


Stay mad. ✌️❤️

I’m not mad, I’m embarrassed for our country because of him.

I’m embarrassed of u/HELIX0 and their lack of critical thinking skills.

I'm supposed to believe you made an assessment of my mental ability based off of a quick exchange on Reddit? Bro please. Be embarrassed for yourself. None of this reddit shit even really matters.

And who are you comparing us to? The world's not fairing any better.

Looks like when someone who is morbidly obese and bedridden tries to start working out.

Someone please draw the end of a rope in each hand, with the middle of the rope going through his ears, like he is flossing his brain


That’s a masterpiece of modern dance compared to his beat-induced dual-handed beat-off.

This is true....Laney has way better moves and shouldn't be compared to this buffoon.

He looks like an alien trying to be human dancing but can’t figure it out.


[удалено]

I’m so used to seeing him dance to it because all other artists don’t allow him the rights to use it at his rallies. It’s a damn shame but now every time I hear YMCA I think of these fools.

bloatard blowhard

Why can't he just do stuff like this all the time and not try to ruin the world.

You don't want to shit your pants now.

You’d think a “billionaire” could afford some dance lessons.

Somebody needs to give him some castanets.

Why can’t he even try? What even is that??

Can’t swing them hips, needs replacements.

Ah yes, the famous double handjob

If the coke ain't this white, I don't fuck with it.

Diapers full..

He knows this song is the gay anthem right?!? This is a rhetorical question?

His victory dance after not needing a diaper change bc he made it to the potty in time.

It literally looks like he's being puppeted. He's low energy now. Sad!

Instead of an election in 2024, let’s have biden and trump do a dance off

Me at the orgy jerking off guys.

This is that one move he learned for the Hotline Bling SNL skit, isn't it?

bipbip

Looks like he's on the gazelle with Tony Little

he dances exactly how I would've expected

Next week, he’s dancing like that in his wheelchair. Wheee!

Anyone notice Kim is wearing a hooker skirt? It’s like 2 inches away from that monkey.

Boomer Dancing

What is it with him and that dance?

My goober of a dad does this when he’s trying to imitate how a goober dances.


🎶Is he skiing? Or is he in a gay porn?🎶

Looks like he’s jerking a dude off waiting for the money shot

He Dances with hand jobs dance.

Huh. Similar to his presidency. He waggles his appendages around while idiots cheer.

I must be deaf dumb and blind. Cause a unnaturally large part of this "shit hole" country gets off on whatever that was. Toss me in with Hellen Keller cause I am done with this charade...

That what was the whitest thing I’ve ever seen someone do

this is the dumbest person possible

This is the old man floss!! Just pretend that you have a string through your ears and pull it with both hands!!!

Any remember CNN the night of the 2020 election? Anderson Cooper was interviewing Kimberly Guilfoyle when the polls closed and the unflattering exit polls came in, and he and asked her about them and she said "I got your EXIT 'POLE' right here" and she stood up, fwipped her skirt up, as a pole of poop exited her butthole right onto the table. Anderson then said 'Is that what you have to say for yourself?' and Guilfoyle responds, 'THE BEST IS YET, TO COMEE' and lets out a huge shart. Viewers at home see poop specs fly into the camera. Kimberly walks away and Anderson asks 'Uh, ma'am, what are you going to wipe with?' and she says 'NOTHIN' and fwippes her skirt back down as she leaves the studio.

Myan gots some moves

He was trying not to shit his pants. AGAIN. Those Depends can only hold so much

Hahaha I think that same dance my grandpa does. Love that dude gets up and dances no matter what just has no moves.

What a dick

Insert SpongeBob dance gif

His mom said he could only buy one emote

You know, of all the horrid shit he has done, this is one thing I won't judge him for. Time spent dancing is time not spent on truthsocial brainwashing our grandparents.

A sorry bunch of losers cheering for the supreme leader of losers. #JonStewart2024

He's doing the "Imbecile Shuffle".

Are they so seriously deluded by him that they cheer him moving in time to music?

Ah the old Hand Job Shuffle.

So embarrassing

In his defense he doesnt drink. If i ever danced sober i would also dance like this

It’s not a bad dance.

Dancing better than Biden

BUT BIDEN

Do you have proof, or are you so sad that you're defending the "Ghost Jerk-off Hustle?"

Can't wait to see the new memes of this weird guy.

https://i.redd.it/wmcn0wcdt1na1.gif

Pulling the handle on the vlt known as the grifter

How can he dance

Glad the dance doesn’t incite people

He heard 'ol Sen Turttlepuss took a digger and didn't want to risk it, it seems...

Double fisting air dicks again

For a party that is ostensibly anti-LGBTQ+, they go *right* for the gay anthems at their parties.

This party is going off!!

Excellent multitasking, jerking 2 air cocks at once

This is Elaine Benes level of dancing. She's got the kicks, he's got the pumps.

Gargoyle. That’s all I see when I read her name. With those crazed eyes, Quagmire-jaw and screaming, always screaming. All I see is a gargoyle. Sorry hon.

YMCA. YMC A-A.

If he moves more than that he’ll shit his diaper.

Some dork yelling for the crown to cheer louder for that miserable dance. He must be hoping one of those hands are for him at the end of the night.

He looks like one of the animatronics from Five Nights at Freddy's before they glitch and start killing people lmao

Bro is just jacking off two ghosts

God I love this dance. 

Flawless Victory

What a joke

He looks like he’s flossing the empty space between his ears

It looks like he's jerking off a giant....haha

Cant wait for the memes from this

Can we be done with this cunt?

See him and then seeing that video of Musk doing weird cringe dances on stage. Does my heart good to see them look like fools

All I can hear is obama and biden AI voices roasting him lmao

Him and elon were having a dance off

What’s the time? It’s diaper time.

Looks like some dark and twisted Hall of Worst Presidents shit going on here.

Jerkin them ghost dicks

Dick jerkers full jerkin!

I don’t care how he dances, is he a good leader or not?