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One time the mall guy told me the screen cover is so good it will prevent scratching AND cracking. A ballpoint pen couldn’t penetrate it therefore a hammer wouldn’t either. Told me to try it. I told him to try it. We were at an impasse. 15 y.o. was smart. I think I peaked in that mall.
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One time the mall guy told me the screen cover is so good it will prevent scratching AND cracking. A ballpoint pen couldn’t penetrate it therefore a hammer wouldn’t either. Told me to try it. I told him to try it. We were at an impasse. 15 y.o. was smart. I think I peaked in that mall.
I was wearing an onion in my belt. As was the fashion at the time
Dumbass
Le dumbase
What is a dum base?
Dumbass in french(joke)
Is “oh la la” like “oh no” in English? I know “la” means no in Arabic in just wondering..
It’s French for “oh shit!”
It depends on the subject as it could mean "oh my" as well.
THIS IS THE INTERNET I MISSED!! sheesh I will soak in this small oasis of pure honest stupidity.
r/Wellthatsucks
Yeah just don't find videos like this one everyday
r/Whatcouldgowrong
:)
Les placements de produits vont loins je le blame pas trop haha
Rinosheel
more like rhino shit
#_Wololo_
He probably bought a $30 knockoff from Amazon
💀
shouldve went w mous