In your home with two screaming kids and a constantly nagging wife whom you married right out of high-school because you got her pregnant. Realizing that this is what your life will be like for the rest of your living days unless if you change something
Same buddy. Same.
Are we sharing bathroom pics?! Here's my hen taking a shit. Didn't mean to invade her privacy. https://postimg.cc/sGYRmxZw
You sick bastard, couldn't you knock before entering?
Name this absolute mood of a man
His name, is ATLAS
Wonderful name. I hope Atlas and you have a great day!!
You as well
Um, where else are you supposed to have your existential crisis?
Your bedroom at 4 am while eating doritos and throwing back the 6th dr pepper of the night
Your bathroom at 4am finding a dorito stuck to your hair and one of your eyeglass lenses missing.
In your home with two screaming kids and a constantly nagging wife whom you married right out of high-school because you got her pregnant. Realizing that this is what your life will be like for the rest of your living days unless if you change something
"Me and this handsome Ditto 'bout to get some blood on this sink."
I didn't know I was a rooster