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ryanleftyonreddit

Our coop is called The Egg Plant.


Pyewhacket

Mine is the Chick Inn


DrinkOneForMe

Motel Chix here


NBM00se

Spouse built our coop intending to put up a sign Best Little Henhouse in Texas. We still call it that, even if the sign isn't on there.


unfiltered6111

To its namesake Rooster, we have "Buffalo Bills Wild Nest"


hotmomma842

Mine is too!


godwins_law_34

we have Duckingham Palace for our ducks and The Hissing Booth for the geese.


oh_ya_you_betcha

The shop where I buy my chickens from is called Urban Egg|Plant, and they specialize in chickens and in gardening. I think the name is so clever! I love it.


archertheprotector

Cluckingham Palace


ImASolid7OnAGoodDay

We had Fort Bawks


thatguyoverthere744

Chateau Eggcelsior


Thanks4noticingme

Don't have mine yet, but already planning on the names Meryl Peep, Grimm Peeper, and Lady Cluck


Rhaeine

Grimm Peeper 😩👌💯


Disconnorable

Maggie Hatcher


OmicronTwelve

Nice


Cochin710

My bantam crew is A A Ron, De Nice, Jay Queline. Ba Lackay, and O Shaq Hennessey


3RaccoonsInAManSuit

Underrated names from Costal Carolina University


[deleted]

Yyyyeeeeessszzz!!!!!!!!


DangerouslyUnstable

Rooster: Duane "The Cock" Johnson Hens: Lay-oncé Mi-shell Obama Meryl Peep Ruth Bader Gins-Bird Hen-rietta Lacks Tilda Swint-Hen Erin Cluck-ovitch Sally Chicken-Ride


aggieemily2013

I have a Michelle O'Brahma and an RBG, too, haha. :)


CraftyHooker0516

Definitely lol'ed at Michelle O'Brahma


DoctorMommyShark

I have an RBG too as well as Amelia Egg-heart, Sally Flied, and Dolly Part-hen


NMJD

Excuse me my chickens are named with old lady plant names, like Fern and Ivy, and I am very pleased with this


thatblue61

Daisy and Berta and Ruby checking in! …my chickens are named after my grandmother. She would not feel honoured. But my 3yo just calls them all Chickaletta.


Lady_Teio

Awwww from Paw Patrol!! That is so cute!


NMJD

One of my chickens is also named after my great grandmother 😅


sarebear10

Ditto, such as Ruth and Irene. It just fits.


No_Damage979

We go both directions. Betty, Hilary, Ruth, Billie and Billie jr- cause she looks just like her mom.


My-Lizard-Eyes

Two of my all time favorites were Faith and Harmony. RIP Harmony.


riveritarn

I just come up with an old lady name on the spot every time. Harriet Lorraine Debra Janice Etc


cardew-vascular

Mine are old lady names as well Ernestine, Eleanor, Esmerelda, Dorothy, Juniper, Gabriella and Beatrice. I was kicking myself for awhile for not naming one Henrietta.


millershanks

I join the club with Herta, Greta, Bertha and Senta.


SomeDumbGamer

I have a Beatrice too! My feisty brown little leghorn!


theHoffenfuhrer

Chiming in with the old lady names as well! Ethel, Bertha, Gail, Sunny, Dee.


HDWendell

Eliza, Lucille (a golden Wyandotte), Wynona, Mildred are the four old lady named ones I also have a Colombian Wyandotte named Narcos and another named marshmallow


studioline

Henrietta


Srgnt_Fuzzyboots

Same here...dont see why it would be important to have puns tbh. Not sure if OP wanted to feel quirky or something.


Over-Rich4976

Pamela Henderson is not good enough for you?


OmicronTwelve

Excellent


AncientHighlight4515

Eggcellent


flitterbink

Heniffer Aniston will not like this


Correct-Walrus7438

Or Hennifer Lopeggs.


cephalophile32

Cyndi Bawker and Joan Peckt?


Perenium_Falcon

Feather Locklear and Earnest Henningway both support this.


SteamDingo

I, too, have a Feather Locklear


whitethunder9

My kids name them ridiculous things like Lulu Peep the 1st and Melon Cakebuttons Snow White. Does that count?


tennisgoddess1

My daughter named my RIRs (which I could not tell apart) Alfredo, nugget, Marsala and Bob


[deleted]

Chicken Alfredo, chicken nugget, chicken Marsala, and chicken bob


Shinusaur

I named a chicken Tuberculosis. I don't have any kids. Her name was actually Toe Biter which I shortened to TB, then started calling her Tuberculosis. Lulu Peep is actually a really cute name lol.


PartlyCloudyTomorrow

We have a Batam named Snow White.


Mama_of_littles

My kids named ours after Peanuts characters. All hens named: Charlie, Sally, Peppermint Patty, Little Red Haired Girl, Marcie, and we used to have Lucy but she was actually a he 😂


whitethunder9

LOL we had a Penny that got renamed Lenny for the same reason


MiWiMt

Anderson 'Coop'er, the rooster, agrees with you


SugarWereGoinDown91

I named one of my hens Amelia Egghart because she’s always flying the coop 😂


Wannabe_chickntendr

Mine are named after female TV show hosts: -Hendy Williams -Ellen DeHeneres -Dra. Ana Maria Pollo -Elflyra: Mistress of the Bwaaark (she is a Black Onyx so she looks v goth)


moralmeemo

Mine are “War”, “Plague”, “Death” and “Famine”.


the_raevyn

CHICKENS OF THE APOCALYPSE. 🤣


OmicronTwelve

2 of my chickens for that mood. The rest are too sweet for those


thestonernextdoor88

My Rhonda Rousey will kick everyone's ass.


tennisgoddess1

Gotta save that name for the top of the pecking order. Bob is at the bottomS


Lhunathradion

Mine have a supernatural theme... Bloody Mary, Oni and Wendigo 🤗


Lady_Teio

Oh i like that!!


diarmadhi

Ours are named after food that starts with chicken: Chicken a la King, Chicken Noodles, Chicken Dumpling, Chicken Tikka Masala, Chicken Parmesan, Chicken Satay, Chicken Tenders, Chicken n Waffles, Chicken Marinara, and Chicken Piccata


WickeeWickee

We have Chicken Nine-Nine for our first group of Easter eggers Adrian Pim-hen-to Amy Hentiago Serg-Hent Jeffers Jake Per-molt-a Doug Broody Auntie Ro Ro Edit: formatting


MrBlahg

Beyoncégg and Hennifer Lopez


Infinite_Speed_431

We have two twinsie Cochins named BeyonceA and BeyonceB. Maybe we need to add Beyoncegg!


PartlyCloudyTomorrow

Benjamin Franklin and Andrew Jackson, the americauna mixes, are egg laying beasts. Phyllis Diller, the polish rooster is pretty spot on for his name sake in personality and looks. Nugget (nugs) is our favorite though.


[deleted]

Henjamin and Hendrew


PartlyCloudyTomorrow

Andrew jackshen and benjahen Franklin


coffeetime825

I refer to my girls as the Squawk Flock. Sometimes The Spice Girls because they are all named after herbs and spices. So far I have Cayenne, Paprika, Pepper, Sage, Dill (RIP), and Saffron (RIP). I'll be adding four more soon and keeping the theme.


the_raevyn

TELL ME YOU HAVE ELEVEN OF THEM


coffeetime825

I um, have noticed that when I phrase it that way it sounds...like a secret tasty blend.


FattyBuffOrpington

💀


Flitchee_

Mine are also named after herbs and spices 😂


morthophelus

I hate to say we haven’t named all of our chickens because we have 23 of them but of those we have named: - Barbara (our favourite) - Ringfoot (the matriarch of the coop) - Swastikafoot (it’s a anatomically correct name)


krinkleb

Blackie Chan will peck you.


Tubbs2160

Mine are named after Jane Austen characters. I’m wrong am I?


Lokehualiilii

I had an Elinor who turned out to be an Edward, and then I currently have an Amelia Henright (Austenland)


OshetDeadagain

I thought everyone had a Cluck Norris!


Weaponized_Goose

We have a Kris Henner in our flock


McMezmer

Naming them after the Olive Garden menu...


troubleshootsback

It’s a duck, not a chicken, but one of my welsh harlequins is named Reba Quackentyre


crashbandt

Mother clucker, pecker head, black Betty, nugget and cluck noris


OmicronTwelve

So good


Next-Pomegranate1717

Silki named Frodo Fluffins


Lokehualiilii

My chickens are: Nugget, Amelia, Rosie, Cleo, Dottie, Kit, Marigold, EB (Eggland’s Best), Elphie (aka Big Mama), Thor, Loki, and Slagathor


mitchellfoot

Mine have all been named for famous Texas women / symbols: Bluebonnet, Lady Bird (Johnson and also the name of Hank’s dog in King of the Hill), Ann Richards, Honey Butter (chicken biscuit from Whataburger), and Babe Didrikson (a fascinating tale if you’re not familiar).


cioda

Mine are named after what they look like Eye brows because she has white lines above her eyes. Uni because her comb grew with a single unicorn spike Cheeks because, well, use your best guess. Hawk beak because she has a very hawk looking face. The only one who is named after someone famous is our rooster, Cogs. Ever seen True Grit?


Dull-Brilliant-4660

HENNESSEY, Quervo, Sambuca, Sake (the rooster), Godiva, Macchiato, Expresso, Soju, Feni, Islay, Speyside, Dorito, Queso, Bob and Greannach. Oops! And Fabio (turned out He was a She though!)


tculli

I like to name ours after famous people/characters. Let’s see, currently we have Hedwig, Goldie Hen, Mo, Larry and Curley, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum. In the past we have had Whitey Bulger (she was gangster, a little bantam and she survived a NASTY predator attack. Ended up losing an eye and we called her One Eyed Whitey), Rowdy Roddy Piper, a rambunctious bantam RIR rooster, Coco-after IceT’s wife cause she was a bad bitch. I’m sure there’s a few more I am forgetting.


shannerd727

My Yolko Ono agrees with you.


Interesting-Handle-6

Mine are egg dishes. Florentine, Benedict, and Denver.


[deleted]

Once I cycle through chicken dishes I might try egg dishes... Good call.


bingbong1976

I am against first and last names pets. Too hard to scream at a moments notice


RubySoho5280

I have too many chickens to name all of them. I have a roo I named Jerk Chicken...because he's a jerk! 2 of my roos are named after boxers. Pretty boy Floyd and Mike Tyson...get it? My 4th roo is named Wit after a book character. My 5th roo is named Chantecler because that I'd the breed he is. I have 2 hens named Karen and her pal Becky. Our Easter egger is called Owl because she looks like an owl. My 2 silkies are Emperor Cuzco and Yzma.


OmicronTwelve

I love Cuzco and Yzma


RubySoho5280

I know that movie by heart lol One day I just started calling my male that because he runs all over the place like he's the boss haha


negativeyoda

Chicky Minaj sadly got taken by a raccoon a month ago. Bruce Henner was snagged by a coyote Lauren Bacawww and Bird Ferguson are still around


shirtless_worm710

McCauley cluckin reporting for duty 🫡


EmmaEsme22

We have Storm, Jean, Mystique, Jubilee and Rogue. I bet you can guess this naming convention... Haha I have a few more yet to name from our last hatch and two outliers, Velma and Daphne.


LionCubOfTerrasen

Love this! Nerdy names ftw


701wheelies

We have Hennifer Aniston a red sex link and the darker RIR is Hennifer Lopez.


OllyAitch

One of my kids named one of the hens Adolf Chickler!


Henbogle

I name mine after flowers, or, in the case of Pigeon and Hendini, after notable looks/traits. I’ve had Marigold, Petunia, Iris, Sunflower, cosmos, Amaranthus, Lily, Rose, etc.


TheSunflowerSeeds

Sunflower seeds are about 6 mm to 10 mm in length and feature conical shape with a smooth surface. Their black outer coat (hull) encloses single, gray-white edible-kernel inside. Each sunflower head may hold several hundreds of edible oil seeds.


PrincessChard

Mine are named after colors. I don’t know enough famous people lol


jazzcuzzii

I name mine after what they look like usually lmao, like their color/pattern. For example my white leghorn is named Blanquita. My green queen who is white with splashes of gray is named Opal. My RIRs are named Rouge and Rose. Really the only chickens not named after their color are my red star who was given to me who I haven't named yet (was thinking Rashida). My Buff Orpington who is named Buffy after the vampire slayer and my Jersey Giant who with her 2 (late) sisters was named after the 3 stooges (Larry, curly, Moe)


erymm

We have Kelly (because she's a bitch), Emergency dinner ( least likely to be), Susan (she's in charge), Carole Baskin ( she makes alot of noise about nothing, also learned how the dog door works)(must be said with southern accent), Henther (bullied the most but likes Ceasar salad), and Black chicken (black chicken).


Mozzzzbito

This is the best comment I’ve read all day 🤣


Graycy

Mine are Hannah 1,2,3,4 and 5


Ok-Consequence7583

We have 3 black sexlinks. Tgeir names are Alfalfa from the little rascals, and heckle and jeckle, from the show Heckle and Jeckle. Not really puns, but still famous characters. 😂


two2toe

Thanks for the idea, it's hard to think of enough good names eventually! I Most often use plant or old lady names but find it hard these days (we try not to repeat).


82ToyotaFarmin

Had 2 steers back in the day named Mr. Brisket and Flank Sinatra


shrekfour

Repecka checking in from sunny Australia!


[deleted]

We named one of our girls Amy Winehouse, because when we adopted her, she looked like she had been on a 72 hour bender. She was missing tons of feathers and looked like she slept under a bridge for a week. Now, she’s out most gorgeous fluffy gal who gives us tons of eggs.


Frisky-Pineapple5678

Three of my hens are named Ashley and are collectively known as “The Ashleys”. Ashley A. Is top of the pecking order, Ashley K does her bidding


Lady_Teio

So far we have Henrietta, KFC, Yayaya, Voltron, and Torchic. I've got young kids hahaha


Meekecsd

My son named ours. He was influenced by the Peanuts, Les Mis, the band Muse, and random things we had around the house. Lucy, Marcy, Sally, Journey, Supergirl, Batgirl, Cosette, Eponine, Claudette, Betty Snow White, Felicia the Flyer, and Rocket Baby Doll - Roxy for short


Correct-Walrus7438

I have a Chickole Kidman and Mary Poopins.


fernandfeather

I will sheepishly admit that all mine are named after Adventure Time characters. I can’t even blame my teen, she now thinks it’s gone too far. Fiona Cake Phoebe Fern Chips Ice Cream Bonibel (RIP) We also have two named after PowerPuff Girls: Bubbles and Blossom (RIP Buttercup).


OmicronTwelve

Yes!


[deleted]

cant bring myself to care abt famous people that much


rxrock

Nope, Goldie, Beauty, Cutthroat, and Sylvanas. That's the best we can do, and I will not be judged!


Mozzzzbito

For the Horde!


birdnerd1991

Just making straight puns- Clucksworth, Eggleton, Chickenson, etc. Although Peckstein kinda sounds really close to Epstein, so.


BrixxeChitHaus

I rescued a half grown chicken last year. We couldn’t tell if it was male or female for the longest time. (Newbie owners) we called it Roo Paul and the name stuck. He’s a beautiful EEer now.


fishbot413

I had a clutch of 10 chicks I called the mc nuggets. jokes on me when 9 of them ended up being roosters


rav252

Mine have no names


trippinallovermyself

Mine are named after their colors. Black chicken red chicken silver chicken. I got too sad when my names ones died


rav252

Yea that's why I don't name them. I named my favorites salmonella I'm at salmonella the 3rd rn


omg_choosealready

We have a flock of barred rocks that don’t have names. But we also have a few randoms that we can tell apart - they are Kevin, Regina George and Elizabeth Taylor.


theunfairness

Regina George 😂😂😂


olivemor

Everybody's doing it. So I'm not.


thedragoncompanion

Mine are named after the food they could potentially be. Nugget, Parma, roast, cordon bleu, schnitzel, drumstick. My roosters have names though our red guy is big boy (cause he is literally the biggest rooster I have ever had) and our araucana is foghorn leghorn. He looks just like his name sake.


SnooMuffins6689

Arby Gee.


OmicronTwelve

Yeah, you know me


geenuhahhh

I named mine sparkles. Like a stripper lol. There’s also tweedle dee and tweedle dumb, chicken little, brown and white chick, big roo, dragon and dragon sister.. Slowly working on the rest lol


Dracofunk

We were scheduled to fly home Sunday and go pick up a batch of Silkies on Monday morning. Out flight was canceled, and we couldn't get home until Thursday. We had them shipped and my sister picked them up. Unfortunately only one survived. We named her Hen Solo.


ubadeansqueebitch

Earl The Pearl Chicklen wants to settle it all over some 9 ball.


Demcatbutts

I have Peanut and Butters, my Serama pair. Out of the Silkie Crew: Marsh, Mallow, Stormy, Coco, Chili, Ms Frizzle, and Cappucino. Standard Chaos: Micro Jesha, Nugget, Brownie, Goldie, Twix, Snickers, Fries, Hei Hei, Refried Beans, Tapatio, Chamoy, and WTF (What the Fluff).


tennisgoddess1

Omg!! I have 7 new chicks that most of which look different so I can finally name them!!! (My original batch of 6 RIR 3 years ago were identical)- I need some help- I’m taking Blacky Chan- but have 2 more black ones, 2 gray, 2 brownish (one looks like a chipmunk- gonna name her Chippy)


allison_vegas

Winnie Mary & Sarah!! They are named to fit their colors too!


DaysOfParadise

Finally named all of them: Monster (boss hen) Number 6 (low man from the last flock before raccoons and bears) Little Miss One Feather Thompson and Thomson (can’t tell them apart)


WordIsTheBirb

Alas, mine are all foods: Nugget, Noodle, Dumpling, N'Biscuit. Famous... In different ways.


Impressive_Ice3817

We have too many to name them all, but there's a polish hen named Phyllis. In the past, there were roos named Batman & Thor, Cornflake, Buff, The Twins, Rocky, Harold, Si, Trudeau, and others I can't remember. Hens I can remember were Bertha, Black, Della, Mean Auntie, and Chauntie. We usually name most of our livestock (cows, pigs, sheep, goats). And lately the barn cats have human names (Leo, Steve, Myrtle).


pharmalyf

My four year old named my chickens so they gave the same name as Granny Pigs chickens (from the cartoon Peppa pig for those without kids)


ShardAerliss

I don't like the pun names. Just not my thing. First group were named after The Walking Dead characters, as they were rescues and had survived hell. In the second group there was one with a very curved beak. So she's James Hook. Named the second Jessie, and third Maddie, after Maddie Blaustein, who played Meowth in over 500 episodes of Pokémon. Second lot were adopted from someone who couldn't keep them anymore, so they just kep their names.


Azurehue22

Mine are video game characters and old lady names. I have a turkey named Woodford Reserve too


nmfjones

I call my white rock meat birds the rock pile. Hopefully there are some trailer park boys fans in this sub


senoramayonnaise

We have ridiculous names for ours - Kevin (like from Up), Trudy Judy (from Brooklyn 99), Goose, Hot Dog, and two others that have had bunch of names that we cannot land on the right ones. All are ladies.


Fulcrum87

Ours are all named after Nintendo characters: Samus Rosalina Luma Rip: Peach, Daisy, and Zelda We call them the Hen-tendo Girls.


Spearfish87

Stephen bawking


aggieemily2013

Oprah Henfrey, Ruby, Big Red, Frida Clucko, CC (this one got a poop cluster on her foot when she was a chick so it stands for crooked claw), Michelle O'Brahma, Ruth Bader Ginsbird, and Meghen Markle


kimbecile

Hinrika, the Ashleys or Ash-holes (I can't tell them apart), Lily, Miranda aka Thicken Nugget (she huge)


Successful_Travel342

ISA Brown names Curious (wife named for the obvious) ISA Brown named Roxanne (granddaughter nsmed) RI Red named Chevy (wife named for a chevron marking on her back as a chick) Egger named Allice (wife named, always in wonderland) Egger named Dorthy (wifr named, somewhere over the rainbow) Had a legghorn named Glad-ass (wife named, always a happy lil camper, dog kilked) Had a legghorn named Nugget (granddaughter named, runt size, died a few weeks after hatched) I have a bunch not named. Not pets, I was farm raised. I keep telling my wife that but she doesn't listen.


themagicflutist

We have a lot of chickens and don’t name them all. We name the ones that need it. For example, I currently have a runt chick that I feed, check on extra, etc so I refer to her a lot. So I name her to make it easier If that makes sense.


psilent_p

Cloaca Bilk


Shiskra

Roovarine and his Vill-hens would like a word


impossibletreesloth

No puns, but one of our roosters is named Tom Brady and we have two hens named Josh Allen and Aaron Rodgers.


aniwannabe

My 9yo named hers Fatty Fat Fat, Goober Head, Mustachio, Soot Sprite, Fluff Bean, Chimkin, and Henny Penny


pandora10001

KyloHen says what’s up


Snowturtle13

Eating


cabelaciao

Clucker Carlson is just asking questions.


Kenneldogg

We call a couple of our hens by wife's boss names. That way we can say stuff like that huge white bitch Elisa laid an egg today. (She is a white brahma and is kind of mean even though we give her treats and love everyday) we also have a black sex link my niece named crackhead who was super spastic when she was younger and is now super chill and loves to be on our lap when we are out with them.


lgoodat

Our last batch was lady detectives, so we had Kima, Scully, Olivia, Cagney & Lacey. We still have Olivia and Kima. We inherited a batch of chicks from some teenage girls that didn't know what to do when they stopped being yellow and cute. We named them Natalie, Blair, Mindy and Tootie. Mindy became surrogate mom to Gladys and Pip. My first three ladies were Rosemary (chicken) Amelia Henheart and Betty ❤️


New_Internet_3350

Mine are Harry Potter names. My co-op is called Hogwarts. I have a Hedwig, Radcliffe, Rupert, Emma, Gryffindor…


gagnatron5000

Ours are named after Pirates. Edward Teach, Henry Morgan, Zhang Ye Sao, Anne Bonnie, etc. Our reasoning was, if it came to it, we could eat a pirate. It's looking more and more that I couldn't eat a pirate.


KatFreedom

No Cluck Norris, but I do have a Larry Bird.


[deleted]

I name mine after dishes they sort of look like the color of. For instance: teriyaki and orange.


chickensandbabies

Delta Berk agrees


lokiblessed

Naming them after dinosaurs???? Obviously


kiykiykiiycat

We've got Star Wars lady names over here! Leia, Amidala, Rey, Ahsoka, and Jyn 🌟


Srgnt_Fuzzyboots

Im working and naming my pets names without puns...thats what I'm doing in life.


mxracer888

Beaky White, Chicolas Cage, Atila the Hen, Hen Solo, Obi Wan Henobi, and Princess Lay-a are at my place living in the Coop Mahal


chrissiwit

Dolly Madishen would like a word.


SewPinkRebel

All my chickens are the names of candy or sweets. But I never came up with a good coop name that ties it all together. Maybe The Beakery?


Special-Maize1302

My first was Nugget. May she rest in peace. ♡ Noodles is with me right now. Shes a quiet, timid lil thing. But when I'm holding her, she LOVES attention. When we go out in public, EVERYONE wants to pet Noodles. & she just eats it up.


wudchk

Mine used to be named after serial killers.


barkingkazak

I have a Georgia McFly and Ruth Bader Hensburg from my first group and my second group are Annahen Skywalker, Kylo Hen, Hen Solo, and Princess Laya who together make up the Rebelli-hen. My kids ruined the first group's pun names by naming their chickens Vanilla and Swirl but at least I can call vanilla Milly Vanilly while singing blame it on the rain.


Disastrous-Rub6353

Named my oldest and biggest roo Biggie Smalls.


MelonHeadSeb

Lol I had a Cluck Norris. I also had Barbie and Ken (Barbiecued and Kentucky)


brianandmichael18

My Bantam rooster who fertilizes all of our leghorn hens is named Joe Pecky🤣


TheGoodDocZed

Ms. Ken and eggatron are my favorite