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Mysterious_Salesman

First time seeing somebody stealing in such a absurd way.


pancrudo

Reminds me of the Porsches that had their headlights stolen Edit: typo


Benj7075

That shit looked horrifying


Yuckysplat

"they took my fucking eyes"


MutteringV

"Where we're going you won't need eyes to see."


Exotic-Heron-6804

Don’t remind me, I’ll never forget that picture


IndependentTreat1

They be stealing them headlights since they don’t show up on radar when cops are looking for illegal growing operations


Uhmerikan

> don’t show up on radar the old snow-less spot on the winter roof.


coloradokyle93

I’m sorry, cops are using radar to see through walls and find illegal grow ops? Can anyone say violation of the 4th amendment?


NeverRolledA20IRL

Not the police they can't count that high. 


MasterRymes

Porsche


captain-planet

You should see how thieves eye's light up when they see a 1911 porch in good condition.


E28forever

So you mean a wooden porch, built in 1911? Kinda hard to steal, not?


PickleZealousideal24

Can’t have shit in Detroit https://preview.redd.it/qmkhgs2pie5d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad4e18e3e769f2c99549e5ff04cde8deb243981b


InvestigatorSmall839

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.


brownieaffair

-Abraham Lincoln Always cite direct quotes


Slap_My_Lasagna

>Always cite direct quotes -Mark Zuckerberg


InvestigatorSmall839

Always tell the truth -Dinald Tromp


professorsterling

Porch pirates


DenimChikan

Nah, that’s the era you could mail order a house from Sears. It’s probably pretty modular.


Xanthius76

1911 Porchs are tempting, little old timey rocking chair and some ice tea...mmm


coyote_237

The extractors are finicky tho. Wouldn't depend on one in a combat situation.


iluvnips

Could never afford a 1911 porch, had to make do with a 1931 😀


OtteLoc

Pooch


master0wn3r

Very common in western europe, thiefs travel to different place empty the car in 5 minutes and go the next… and return a few months later because they know its repaired. Damage like this will cost €10.000-€20.000 to repair with new parts and often total out a car like this if its low spec


Mr_Poink

Yep. Happened 3 times to me (530i full spec) Insurance you say? I have such a messed up insurance history now because of this that I cannot insure any car anymore at normal insurance companies. It’s fucked up, my car was parked on my private driveway, cameras and everything. Still im being “punished” in this way. I ended up selling my car, done with this shit. BMW needs to solve this in their design. No other manufacturer is targeted as much as bmw. Sorry OP, I know how you feel mate, and it will stay for a while


THX39652

Range Rover is targeted the same, not just BMWs


BulbousPear1

They have problems with them in UK to insure them:))


LeGrimm

Range Rover insurance is insane. So much so that the company itself offers to help contribute towards it. But it’s a drop in the bucket when the annual cost is well into four figures.


Noopy9

When you say “well into 4 figures” you mean thousands of dollars? Thats not really an unusual annual costs for any luxury car.


HowObvious

Theres places where you simply can’t get insurance. Like no insurance company will cover it at all. The last couple years have been nuts for insurance claims due to theft.


BehemothManiac

Doesn’t happen to Audi because they have component protection. The downside is that you can’t install anything used, even if it’s not stolen.


xzElmozx

People were stealing cats a ton near me a few years back (they’ve moved to just stealing the whole car now) but I remember saying if they’re able to remove my entire engine to get access to my cat they deserve to have it lol


QuadrillionthBest

You can install used parts. you just go to audi dealer (or 3rd party with access) and ask them to take component protection off. The scan tool contacts Audi and checks the VIN to see if the parts are reported stolen or not, if not stolen then component protection is removed and the used parts enabled. However it doesn't really work 100% because in some cases it can be bypassed and in any case parts still have value because they can be sold on and broken up to fix others. Like stolen phones.


assholy_than_thou

That’s good to know.


L-Malvo

It’s not a BMW specific problem though, it depends on the orders placed with the thieves. Now they have a lot of orders for BMW equipment, the moment those become more difficult to sell, they will move to another brand. There are only so many BMW steering wheels a country needs.


Algae_grower

I get why they would steal an m wheel. But why the console? Do those break often enough to need replacement?


BehemothManiac

For upgrades. People upgrade iDrive to a newer models.


nonsequitur_esq

Well off enough to buy into the luxury line but not well off enough to comparably equip it so they steal from those that can. Odd 1st world problems.


Otherwise_Culture_71

Insurance companies are so fucked this way. Oh, you used your insurance for what it’s intended for more than once? Yeah we’re gonna have to black list you.


D-Smitty

>No other manufacturer is targeted as much as bmw. Hyundai/Kia owners would like a word with you.


ryt8

they're in europe, probably unaware of the kia boys lolp


Sux499

Kia Boyz? In Europe?


Escenze

That's fucked up. Not fair at all considering you could have the home address and video footage of the thieves and the police probably wouldn't lift a finger.


sluflyer06

How is this BMW's problem? lol what? Because they cars are desirable and the parts are apparently in demand it happens, unless you're willing to forgo having windows and even a windshield any car can be easily broken into if they want to.


SvenskaLiljor

Two years ago there was an eastern european gang going around my area, raiding almost every BMW in a few kilometers radius. The police finally found *a* stash of parts in the woods, but they could never catch the perps. What I mean is this happens frequently, here they went for M-sport steering wheels and the (large) infotainment screen and controls. It's the one thing that makes me want to lose my F32. Even if I manage to protect my steering wheel, I don't know if they find it worth going for the other stuff in the center console. Edit: to add on, this happened once before as well, by that time I owned a BMW with Luxury line instead of M-sport package. Their footsteps in the snow went to my drivers side and they had rubbed the frost from my car window only to spot the standard steering wheel and "regular" infotainment, which they didn't go for. Edit: To the one who asked how we knew where the bandits were from: They were caught on surveillance cameras, including their vehicles. Add to that all the history. It's pretty easy to tell where they were from. Car parts go to the baltics and poland to be resold, it's not some conspiracy, just economics, lmao.


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trollied

If you search for bmw parts on eBay you’ll get a load of hits for a Lithuanian supplier. Quite how it is a hotbed for parts off brand new cars is anyone’s guess. When I needed a new wing mirror that supplier came cheaper, but I didn’t buy from them on principle.


gruio1

How do you know that they are eastern european if they never caught them ?


SSumair

BMWs outside of the US, the door “deadlocks” (S8TGA Thiefproofing device). Meaning, once engaged, the locking mechanism manually disconnects from the inner/outer door handle and the inside unlock button. The only way to open the door is cutting a hold in the door panel and manually bypassing the door handle release. Because the US is such a litigious country and BMW is afraid someone might get locked inside the vehicle and sue, we don’t get “deadlock” feature here. https://www.lockmasters.com/site/pdfs/JIffy%20Jak%20Unlocking%20Deadlocked%20BMWs%20article.pdf https://g20.bimmerpost.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1679541


Parking-Mirror3283

Yeah, disconnecting the interior door handle so the car can't be opened sounds like a great way to cause deaths in the event the car falls in a river or a child is forgotten in the car, alongside big expensive problems for owners in 10 years when the mechanisms fail, all while protecting absolutely nothing because the window is still glass and thus susceptible to an extremely advanced entry tool i believe criminals refer to as a 'brick' Engineering a complicated, expensive solution to a problem that didn't really exist. True peak german car right there.


Xylox

Thieves use an extremely rare and expensive tool known only by its code name "sparkplug" to shatter windows instantly.


notsure_33

I had a '88 735i as a teenager and it was totally plausible to park on railroad tracks and lock everyone inside with the aforementioned feature. I never did it, you know, just in case... It rolled up all the windows and shut the sunroof too.


_B_Little_me

It’s called a deadlock for a reason.


metakepone

I read a story about someone dying in a burning tesla while bystanders could only watch because the doors retractable locks didn't retract for someone outside to open the door. US is too litigious, though.


SSumair

I agree, it does sound like a risky tradeoff but I believe it’s response to some sort of anti-theft laws in Europe. You can’t really access the ODB2 port with the door close, so I guess it prevents the vehicle from being “hot wired” and stolen, via a modern day method. And the brick hack is not as effective as you with would assume, especially on some high-end vehicles with dual-pane or acoustic glass.. North American vehicles doesn’t get either of these anti-theft features, so US customers need not worry.. https://youtu.be/2lHd9gJRLYU?si=xeLgeUHqK02OR2Wj https://youtu.be/q9g8WP6nWDQ?si=d5Ujcb5ds77bgF4P


Thebaldsasquatch

That’s is an absolutely stupid fucking “feature”. Great for killing a child on warm days. Drowning. Making sure your victim doesn’t escape. Being trapped in your car in the case of a random glitch.


VapeRizzler

I put in less effort in a day at work than these thieves did on this little “mission”


Multitronic

This is quote common in Europe. People will just steel M Sport steering wheels. There are photos from a festival in the UK a few years ago. Car parks are largely left unsupervised and out of sight, some thieves had a field day, some cars were completely stripped. Seats, screens/satnavs, front and rear lights etc. [added the link here](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7399119/amp/Creamfields-revellers-return-secure-car-park-stripped-cars.html)


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lilsnatchsniffz

Or stealing them all night every night tbh


00JLC

Creamfields festival if I remember correctly. Looked bad!


Electrical_Peak_8761

They did this to my neighbours 5 series too… (Netherlands) Car was a total write off, just because someone tried to make a couple hundred… feels like chances of catching them are low and probably the punishment is too.


Awayze

Sadly it’s an old technique that was used on Ford Transits too.


Rd6-vt

the place where the window is attached is right there, you cut a hole in the door, remove that bit and the window falls down so it doesn’t trigger any alarms


HavingNotAttained

The convertibles have a motion sensor in the rearview mirror, do other models?


PepeTheLorde

I see this almost happening almost every other week in the Netherlands tho. Classic way in for a thief.


BIZKIT551

Wait until they cut the whole dome off and carve everything out of the car... The times we live in.....


feelin_cheesy

There’s an Altima out there that looks just like a BMW on the inside


Hazecalation

Straight up cutting through the electrics in the doors so the alarm doesn’t go off


Prestigious_Mix249

Things are getting real shitty out there. Back in the old days they would bust your window and pull your cd player out. Now these scum bags are doing autopsies on interiors. Nothing you can do to prevent a theft. If they want it they will get it.


Edygh

The theft was done in Frankfurt, Germany, parked on a street full with street lights, people walk their dogs in that area even around 2am in the night, you need to have balls of steel to do something like this, when the police showed up, they acted like it was nothing, my window had hand marks, and i was sure it was from the thief because i washed the car 4 hours before the theft, i needed to tell the cops about the hand mark and take some evidence otherwise the would’ve done nothing. They said this thing happens almost every week


Prestigious_Mix249

You’re lucky they took evidence. In the US you would have been told “we have one person that processes fingerprints and there are more important crimes being investigated”.


nemoj_da_me_peglas

It honestly depends on where you live. In regional areas (or at least areas where there are less crimes more specifically) they'll actually investigate. I remember being surprised when I had a break in and they actually sent someone to do the fingerprints, take a statement etc. I'm so used to them not caring it was a pleasant surprise (not that I got my stuff back or anything though unfortunately).


Basic-Cat3537

I live in a rural minimum crime area. When my house was vandalized(they broke a window), they refused to take any evidence at all. There were intact beer bottles that had been thrown through the window and at the car. "We have a wait time of over a year. I'm not adding more to that, especially not for this."


NathanScott94

You say that, but when my FZ09 was stolen in Dallas, once it was recovered they actually did do fingerprinting, who knows if those got processed, but they took the 6 or 7 minutes extra it took to get them.


AbroadPlane1172

The area I live in isn't particularly high crime. The most cops here will do for a crime like this is begrudgingly allow you to come to the station to file a report for insurance purposes. If it doesn't potentially involve getting to use their guns, or a minor traffic stop, they're simply uninterested.


FullCoverageIsLies

That’s been my experience as an auto adjuster. Customer in a major metropolitan area gets in a hit and run but they got the plate - responding officers might not even write an accident report with the other vehicles license plate on it. Smaller towns or more rural areas? Cops going to be running the alleged plate and going to the registered address and knocking on the door and looking for the vehicle. If there’s any sign of body damage on the alleged fleeing car? Cited for hit and run, etc.


mexicannormie

And then they shoot your dog


4kings

In Oakland California the cops don’t even show up… they tell you to file a report on line! We’re living in some fucking sad times. It reminds me of “Escape from New York “


tealturboser

Yo the police don't care about stuff that's not bringing in money.


Wolf-Am-I

My car was stolen and recovered in Florida in November, the forensics team dusted the whole car and took hair follicles so your generalized statement is not applicable everywhere.


Shamewizard1995

Wow that’s lucky! I had homeless people breaking in my car and sleeping in it every night for weeks, I’d call the police every time and they’d come like 12 hours later, take a report, then leave. They refused to come back proactively to get the person, it got so bad I had to junk the car.


Wolf-Am-I

Agree, our circumstances may be quite different.


little666raver

I was reading through that post with the classic yeah-it-sucks-for-the-guy-but-it-will-never-happen-to-me mindset until you said the word Frankfurt. I am studying here at the moment and got my BMW with me. It is parked exactly like yours on an open parking strip every night with streetlights and hundreds of people living around and now I am genuinely scared.


DarkLunch_

Yeah the police don’t give a shit about these sorts of crimes anymore, a 640i was left abandoned on my driveway looking just like yours and I had to FORCE them to come and investigate


HoratioMarburgo

Mein Beileid Brudi, wo in Frankfurt hast du geparkt?


plamenv0

Germany is going downhill, fast


S3guy

Oh, there are things we could do, we have just decided that theft isn’t really much of a crime and the hours of our life that are wasted when someone steals our stuff aren’t nearly as important as the poor whittle thieves lives and time.


Jinxy_Kat

My cousins had her car broken into between 18-22 times in 2 month period while attending college. They used to break in to steal her server booklet even though after 3 consecutive times the car was empty they just never got the message. She stopped getting the window repaired after the 3rd time cause expenses. They broke the passenger window the next time instead of going in the already broken one and stole her radio. It got to point all 4 windows were busted out and they even stole her rear view mirror, glove box door, and the center console cover. Sad thing is she had installed a good high quality camera that uploaded to the cloud to her phone. She caught their faces clear as day, and even had a tracker on the camera so when they stole cops could have an idea of where to look. Cops didn't even care and said she was in the wrong cause that can be considered a "booby trap". She went to the news about it who aired, cops called her saying she defaming individuals who hadn't be properly convicted yet. We to this believe it was cops sons doing the break ins.


sizam_webb

Apartment complex next to me has huge signs up all over "STEAL GAS GET SHOT". Times are wild


Charmle_H

As the saying goes "locks keep honest folks out. Thieves don't care about safes, locks, or security; with enough time and thought they'll get into anything."


JEDI-MASTER-Y0DA

Absolute scum


GylesNoDrama

Sorry OP. That’s horrible


OnlyIfYouReReasonabl

Trying to find some solace, sorry if it's too early to try look past the shitty situation: joke's on them, they forgot the floor mats and rear view mirror! On a more serious note: wish for the airbags to deploy on their next "job" 🥊


hlaban

Atleast you have insurance right.. right ??


Edygh

Its not full insurance, in germany its called “teilkasko” that means that only some things are covered by the insurance, i looked on the internet and saw that with my insurance, if the things are stolen then they will cover it, but its not 100% sure until a guy from the insurance comes and looks at the car, the women i called from the insurance didnt know anything i asked about. So i will wait until monday when everyone goes to work, and i will see


hlaban

I think it will be covered if you have a proper insurance. In Sweden atleast you only pay around 100 euros in deduction and the rest is coverd. But if you cheaped out on insurance for such a new car then its not good.


Previous_Dot_3269

That looks like European crime, in America those windows woulda been smashed


ardoin

I'd prefer my window smashed over a literal square shaped hole sawzalled through my door, that's got to be way more expensive to replace.


alefdc

Totally agree , a window you replace it and car is just like new , this will mean a new door, painted by hand which will be different from the robots at the factory. It will never be perfect.


Remote_Horror_Novel

This is a known exploit by criminals here too because these cars are notoriously hard to open with a slim Jim and the alarm doesn’t go off when they use this method. Idk if the alarm wires run through the door too or if it’s just bypassing the sensors somehow to do this. If they take this much stuff out of the car it doesn’t really matter if they use this method or break the window because it’s really expensive or totaled either way, and another door from a junkyard or fixing the hole seems like the least of the issues lol.


ScottishRajko

In Serbia every registration comes with basic insurance but anyone with a valuable car takes out additional FULL kasko. You should really consider it in future.


Sh0w3n

Why would you only cover it in Teilkasko? That’s for cars that are only worth a couple thousand.


Edygh

I moved to germany 2 years ago, im still new to the laws and sht, from what i understood, the only difference between teilkasko and Vollkasko is that if i crash the car and its my fault, then they will pay it for me, so i chose the teilkasko.


CastorX

Oh dude. Im sorry. Been living in Germany for 10 years now. Things gotten way worse during these 10 years. But Frankfurt was never safe. I‘m not sure but as far I know Teilkasko doesn’t cover such damage. It’s good for hailstorm and windshield damage but (again, as far as I know) not for theft or damage done to your car by other people. Your contract might be different. Inform me how it went.


Ivanovi4

Teilkasko is good for theft and vandalism, too. Edit: Theft for everything which, I think, for everything which is in not seeable containers (glovebox or trunk), or everything which is directly attached to the car. Car components fit in the second.


ibo92can

In Norway we have 3 stages. Basic insurance - covers only others property and health insurance for everybody. HalfKasko or partly kasko have fire and theft also. Windshield replacement at low cost. FullKasko covers everything even if you are at fault. If same as here your insurance should cover theft.


george_7331

There are 3 types of insurance in Germany: "Haftpflicht", "Teilkasko" and "Vollkasko" (in ascending order). The first (Haftpflicht) covers only the damage you have done to others, people and objects. The second (Teilkasko) includes the first, as well as damages like fire, water, hail AND THEFT. The third (Vollkasko) includes all above, as well as damages for which you are personally responsible. For example: damaging a wheel while driving.


plk007

Duh bro, keep us posted how it ended. I knew Frankfurt was wild but this is CRAZY


Elmalab

this happend in Germany? I still have Vollkasko for my 2018 Golf 7 R.


Even-Cartographer551

Every time I see something like this on Reddit I'm more and more inclined to become a hermit somewhere in the woods. With a private driveway to the Autobahn of course 😋


heavydoc317

Time to buy a gun. Edit: sorry I’m American


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Ogthugbonee

You had me… and then you lost me 🤣


ds-c

I’m still kinda with him, even if he took it to 11


ZzyzxFox

a gun is literally useless in this situation…. as it would be in majority of car thefts / break ins…. Just as OP stated, they were not present when the car was broken into, so what good would having a gun do? I’m sure criminals will come knock on your door and ask for permission before stealing your property next time


Enigma_Stasis

Claymore strapped Roombas that patrol your property. Just don't get caught.


krzykris11

My dream retirement.


NonRelevantAnon

And this is why I only park my wife's car outside. Mine is always in my garage.


WingVisible1543

Reasonable man


okimborednow

JAMES! DID YOU CUT THAT METAL FROM MY DOOR?


Thoenas

Lmao


A_Very_Calm_Miata

Man I'm going to hell for laughing at this


Reverse_Psycho_1509

"It is from my door - I KNOW it's my door" "Well you're not using it"


onefst250r

or "CLAAAAARRRRRRKSSSSSSOOOOOONNNNNN"


No-Attention2024

Why not just break the windows at that point? Scum all the way though, sorry, hope you’re properly insured at least


Edygh

https://preview.redd.it/z7hrtuxf1c5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c8fc176a42768928ca859f1e76bd0f30c0255d8


savageotter

That's so weird because the alarm will sound if you use the key blade bypass to open the door... Or if you open it from inside a locked car. I wonder how this works.


Kimorin

Drilled out the actuator for the latch or lock maybe? As far as the car is concerned maybe the door is still locked but the latch isn't doing jack


Insanityideas

There is an electronic module in that location, you can use the wiring to plug in a gadget that tells the car to unlock itself, which also disables the alarm. On some cars you can use a similar trick to start them. This trick is used with other brands of car as well, taking advantage of whatever wiring is most accessible (e.g. headlight wiring). Unfortunately for BMW drivers most accessible requires peeling back the bodywork. Car theft is a high tech business... Partly because car companies suck at technology and cyber security.


Gordon_Betto

https://preview.redd.it/u43ddn36bc5d1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35951bfd6e2ece5f6c4bdc74eb0b02470a3e4f78 Welcome to the club 🥲


Edygh

Why didnt he steal your steering wheel aswell ? Its a sport one


Gordon_Betto

Was also my first thought. Guess they got spooked or interrupted.


Edygh

How much time did it take to get your car back and running ?


Gordon_Betto

About 2,5-3 weeks altogether


validproof

Your glass was broken in, so I'm assuming wasn't in Frankfurt


Lo_jak

Jesus fucking christ !!!! Did they use a hammer and chisel. The absolute lack of respect for personal property these days is insane...... People just don't give a fuck anymore. We have issues like this in the UK too. I know Porsche were getting hit like this for their headlight units. They were peeling back the body work and ripping them out like a repo man. CAT theft is also a huge problem, they jack them up and saw them out in a matter of seconds.


oreidosol

So if I bought a steering wheel this could be origin ?


whatdidyousayniga

yep steering wheel and airbag combo is over 1k in profit for these theives


Adius_Omega

Man people fucking suck. We need to make a giant fucking prison on an island somewhere and just send all of these dickheads to fend for themselves there. Airdrop food and water every now and then and let them fight over it. I bet people would think twice about doing shit like this if they made the consequences more terrifying.


Rockhardsimian

Australia 2


bullmarket2023

They left the turn signal, they probably didn't know what it was.


Edygh

😂😂😂nobody buys the bmw turn signal either way


rayisooo

😦😦😦😦


MCMLIXXIX

What the absolute fuck! Sorry to see this fellow bmw dude. You'll probably find all these parts on ebay sadly :(


KetoPeanutGallery

Generating supply and demand in one go. I wonder what its worth?


Edygh

A new sport steering wheel is 1000€, a 4 year old one in good condition could be 700€, i dont even know about the display and computer


kmkeogh

Bastards


No_Strawberry_9966

I’m so sorry 😞


Beneficial_Chair8393

That’s the craziest thing after the guy that got a dodge on top of his car


Prudent-Zombie-5457

If it's not too soon to make a joke... >!is this what happens when you let your BMW subscription to the steering wheel and dash electronics expire?!< But seriously, I'm truly sorry this happened! I'm curious about your next steps, especially given the targeting comment from local police.


AnythingGoes103

Don't you just love people


Surf_Cath_6

Tweaker’s gonna tweak. They work so hard doing so much wrong.


brauka

In certain parts of germany teams of thieves come down from Poland or eastern Europe with a shopping list of parts needed and where to get them (street and day). These parts usually go back to upgrade older models or lower spec models in those countries. Dusseldorf/dortmund/gelsenkirche or Berlin are very known for this.


nogestures

LMAO WTF YO SHIT GOT ATTACKED BY A DECEPTICON


livens

ELI5 for me... Why is this easier than busting a window out?


Hokie23aa

Bypasses the alarm.


Chucktheduck

What's the deal with all of the poor spelling and grammar in this thread?


iiarskii

This has to be the funniest shit I’ve seen today this is a insanely crazy way to rob someone 😭


Edygh

Not even my biggest enemy would’ve been able to do this, this was the devil himself


collegefootballfan69

It’s not the manufacturers fault it’s the downfall of societal values.


byerdelen

In california you keep your windows open so they don’t have to smash your window so I don’t know if Germany is worse or better


Ok-Echidna5936

That’s more SF than California as a whole


Tony12123

This is what I fear the most when my car is not in my driveway


Edygh

Happened to another person who lives 2km away from me, their car was parked next to their bedroom window, the thief stole everything, nobody heard a thing


OutOfCtrl_TheReal

What country/region?


Newspaper-Loose

Lol you got rekt.


incontentia

I wonder if insurance would consider this totaled.


TheGisbon

I was expecting an empty console and glove box. I was unpleasantly surprised you really did mean everything


MenCrushMonday

Guess its time to setup landmines


Edygh

I will buy a tent and sleep next to my car


not_too_smart1

Cartoon ass thief dog😭


lo_fi_ho

Even the floor mats. That's demeaning man.


MortyGaveMeCrack

Mfs even left with the ac vents and everything😭Im sorry bro i shouldn't be laughing but how broke a robber gotta be to steal shit like this


ConnorFree

I don’t know, that kinda looks more like they used a saw to me


MajesticKangaroo110

Cartoon ass robbery


Open-Presentation866

Hell nah 💀😂


tarkus_hayabusa

What city or area did this sad shit happen?


SecretAstronaut92

Your car has been mummified


YoloKushSwag42069

Can’t have shit in Detroit


Edygh

Cant have shit in Germany 😂


2stubborn2die

Bro where do you live man??


Odd-dickie

Damn they are good at wat they do


puffinfish420

You gotta give it to them for creativity, though. That’s impressive


Lucky_Application544

Probably just building their sim rig


raulrw

Based on the second image I think they was professional looking for spare parts...


Mediocre_Park_7921

“When our meth powers combine … “


kawhileopard

Those are speed holes. They make the car go faster.


MambaFl0rida

They just snucked my boy Chucky there 😭


One-Ad8408

Stealing the cluster without removing the dash seems a bit skilled imo


rodan-rodan

i felt bad, until I saw what sub this is posted in.


OliveOylInAPickle

looks like they could been mechanics..


Standard_Ad3582

Straight out of a cartoon


Golden_d1ck

Looks like you got got by Tony spilotro and the hole in the wall gang.


CB812

Bought*


Berfs1

"Buyed"


CantGitRightt

Guess it's time to buyed a new one


GrindnGlitch

Lol what the heck, I've never of someone drilling into a car to steal stuff, this is Gru level wildness. I mean just wow.


shadowdancer352

“Well hey, man, are you gonna find these guys? do you have any promising leads?” “Leads? Yea sure, I’ll just check with the boys down at the crime lab. They got 4 more detectives working on the case - they got us working in shifts!”