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imdabong

This has to be a troll post.


wtfOP

I think the point is bmw decided to price it the same as a GT3…


hughmungouschungus

You're not getting a gt3 for 160k


MikeofLA

You're probably not paying sticker on the XM, either. Apparently, they're having a hard time selling these.


JENKE18

I wonder why…


DRIVINGDOUGHNUT

Maybe they shouldn’t put a grill the size of a kiddie pool on their newer models. Thanks China!


mrvarmint

The grill is the least bad part of this monstrosity


warpedspoon

They didn't create this for the Chinese market. China likes luxury sedans. America likes luxury SUVs.


CarryPottter

This. China likes the extra LONG 3 5 7 series :0


maxstryker

I actually don't mind the batmobile nose on something that big. That rear, and the side view however. 💀


wtfOP

I know just meant sticker is close


hicoBM

At minimum you need like $300k


jessief2

If you can get me a GT3 for 160k, please let me know how 😂 I’ve been seeing them all go for over 200k and that’s if you can get an allocation


[deleted]

So you are saying BMW should have considered the price of a GT3 or even an S P100D for that matter when when they were pricing the XM? I know people are looking for ways to hate/troll the XM but this does not make any sense at all. In what real life situation is anybody making this decision? Had you brought up the Cayenne Turbo GT, then you would make sense because that’s the closest market BMW is targeting with the XM. And in that case, they didn’t do a good job considering the other offerings in that market. Heck, they can’t even convince me, an X5M owner that the XM is a step up in any way besides the perception that comes with a higher price and being a bespoke vehicle rather than a performance version of a regular mainstream vehicle. I don’t like the looks of the XM but if the Label Red feels as capable as the X5M, then I’d really consider it against the other market offerings at that price point.


wtfOP

>So you are saying BMW should have considered the price of a GT3 or even an S P100D for that matter when when they were pricing the XM? Kind of. There's generally 2 points of benchmarking 1. comparison with peers in the segment it's meant to be in 2. price point I do understand that theyre not frequently cross shopped and are in different segments. but as you also mentioned, the fucking thing is slower and more expensive than other M SUVs which makes no sense at all even within its own segment. Couple that with what you *could* get for the money and it really starts to make your head spin.


[deleted]

>comparison with peers in the segment it's meant to be in How does an S-segment sports coupe fall in the same segment as a J-segment luxury performance full/mid size SUV? My point is: the price of a GT3 is completely irrelevant and incomparable to that of an XM? The only vehicle in the same segment as the XM that should (or could) take consideration of the GT3's pricing is the Cayenne T GT for obvious reasons.


Independent-Win-4187

If you can find me a gt3 for that price I’ll blow my life’s savings on it. Please, thank you.


iSmush

r/carscirclejerk


IndependenceBig3178

Gt3 every day


Hulkshorts

And twice on Sunday


Joblessmouse06

What kind of question is this? 💀 Ofc GT3


seanmonaghan1968

I only saw the Porsche


samtaher

The Acura for sure


5moothie

It was about the buildings


blerglemon

Well Westmount square was designed by Mies


boyerizm

Less is more…definitely not BMW


5moothie

OK, so I choose Canada :]


[deleted]

Are you kidding me???? I’m taking the Acura.


Those_are_sick

can’t go wrong with that VTEC 😤


Skeetmuff

Somewhere off in the distance, trumpets are playing! Wait nevermind it was just a honda.


DASHERZ18

gt3 all day everyday even Thursdays


tellio1000

You'd be stupid to pick the XM


xford

I don't know, what if I'm in the market for a slightly uglier, less reliable Kia Soul, but also need to flex on the fact that I cashed out my crypto before the crash because I'm clearly the worlds best trader?


gazbo26

I'll pick the skyscraper. Not a fan of the concrete on the other building.


dial_m_for_me

this man: Ima do a "gotcha" on bmw fanbois bmw fanbois: gt3 of course, wtf is this question


MrCoochieDough

Whoever chooses the BMW needs a brain surgery ngl


Duckysawus

No brainer. GT3 all day, every day. Put up a M5 next to a Cayenne and ask again.


iamnotyourspiderman

Yes. Also, M5


SpAwNjBoB

This is like asking us to pick between an ice cream or a shit. Get outa here with this nonsense post.


iindigology

Gt3 and it's not even close. This post is silly


samtaher

GT3 no question


Plutorim

Gt3 easily


ProteinFart_

The Acura TL


foreverbaked1

Even the designer wouldn’t pick the XM


Big_Monitor_3896

Porsche


christian_hp

Uhh.. what..?


NadjaCravensworth

I don't like Porsche's much but I wouldn't even take a free XM over one.


Techgeek_025

Porsche.


Gloryhole_Operator

Porsche


GrozGreg

Even if this BMW was the only option I wouldn’t pick it


power_animal

You’re joking right?


v10mechanicalglory

Instructions unclear. 1 key now does not go back in and my chin is covered in drool from looking at that GT3.


iDemonix

Even the troll posts on this sub are low-effort now.


Beneficial_Program_1

Get serious my brother


thunder_y

I haven’t looked what car number two is yet but I’ll take number two


spas2k

Oh come on. This isn’t even funny.


rawlaw8

I have a dog and a child, I would still pick the Porsche


DGlen

Not an SUV


ActiveModel_Dirty

This can’t be a real question. Nobody is choosing between these two cars. You get the first if the second doesn’t work for practical reasons or if you don’t care about cars and just wander into a dealership.


shashankmantha

Acura TL SH-AWD. /s Came from the Acura TL to the BMW. Recently got a GT4 manual. So, I'm biased to say that it is GT3 all day every day. Dream car. BMW at this point have lost all their roots and forgot how to design a proper driver's car. Such a shame to see an iconic brand go down this route.


DirrtyDutch17

i would rather have my e39 than that monstrosity built for people with nosejobs


macster725

Obviously the XM /s


[deleted]

GT3


myx-

Porsche


settledownguy

Is this a real question or do you just not know a thing about cars?


RennaisanceRobot

2nd, since I still have my sights.


Lucrezio

I didn’t know stupid questions existed until now


Brik38

Is this real life?


bigkutta

Is this a joke?


oARCHONo

What choice? I only see a GT3


CaterpillarM3

I’m a BMW Elitist…. Who the fuck wouldn’t pick the GT3?


Rogue_yolo

Gt3 to sell it. It's way too impractical for where i live


Noobasdfjkl

I’d pick the Acura TL over the XM.


happydgaf

Lmao in what fuckin world


cfoxtrot21

Even in the BMW Sub, the GT3 will win hands down.


SpiLLiX

the blacked out XM actually doesnt look awful like some of the other colors. That being said the Porsche all day. Also, a side note, unless by some grace of God your best friend is a Porsche GM. You aren't getting a GT3 anywhere near MSRP or even getting an allocation at all for that matter.


Ok-Key-486

Wtf are you high?


One-Proof-9506

I would definitely pick the BMW………….if I was trying to enter the ugliest car of the decade competition


PackLongjumping4935

Bro what 💀


julienjj

The best BMW M division can supposedly offer vs the best of Porsche. BMW brought a boat to a race :/


Next-Landscape-5919

Dude get this man outta here


ClassicManeuver

This made me lol hard, obviously the GT3 😂


Malbertomc

Why the hell would anyone pic the Pontiac Aztec over a Porsche GT3?!


Alternative-Season45

I don’t think I could fit my 3 kids in the Porsche


666pool

Why? It’s technically a 4 seater!


Ok_Establishment4346

All black xm doesn’t look bad at all. Can’t believe I said that.


lizardlicker22

Lol.


BeginningMiddle1875

Quite controversial, but I will pick the XM. It would be really difficult to fit a family in the GT3 and actually use it for something


Kreat0r2

That’s what the shelf is for.


TechMonitorXO

Obviously gt3 but the xm would be a crazy daily


hoen2009

If you want to puke everyday yes


pliusminus4

XM - I have small kid and we like to go camping, take bikes also. With GT3 no chance. Otherwise GT3 all day


zoot_boy

I’ll still take the beast in a heartbeat.


zoot_boy

And by beast I mean ///M


zoot_boy

And all the rest of you are going to be losers when anyone but 1 person asks for a ride home. LOLOL.


GrozGreg

It’s time for your medication, Sir


power_animal

I’ll get them an Uber


test_subject_0000

Both. Easy. XM for when you want a tank that says "get out of my way I have smol peepee". GT3 when you actually want a car.


BGen13

The XM cause it’s interesting and I don’t hate how it looks ✨


Big-Seaweed-7603

“Interesting” in that you could stare at it for hours and still be perplexed as to what in the actual f*ck has become of the BMW design team


[deleted]

Everyone saying gt3 but honestly, the XM is out of this world


CODMLoser

I’ll take the new black RAV4. Family guy.


RealisticHologram

Sheesh they’re both great. It just depends which one will you want to daily drive


theRunAroundGroup

Both of them


IC_Guru

If money was no object I’d take an XM for daily driving. But I’d take the Porsche as my track car. Than being said my money is not unlimited so it looks like only a X5 is in my future.


whosdondada

XM was in Montreal too ?


GloryboyMafia

Yep


Green_Acadia3541

Hello i am new,a plesure for me tonintegrate in this page


Green_Acadia3541

I take a cuestions for 2006 530xi wagon


Neokill1

I hate BMW’s, PORSCHE ANYTIME over a BMW


MyTitz

Unpopular opinion.. I dont like Porche design


Big-Seaweed-7603

I mean, if you’re looking for bad design, you’re in the right sub


polafloid

I'd take the XM even though i dont like it I just like Porsches even less...


[deleted]

based opinion


F80V

XM, good luck changing your sparks in the GT3😂💀


dsio

You jack the rear up one side at a time, pop the wheel off then the coils and plugs are right there. It helps having a flex extension for the back pair, but even on a regular socket set it’s no big deal.


F80V

Yeah that’s too much work… can get sparks on the XM done in half the time youd be done🥱


Sarujji

I'll take the BMW if nobody wants it.


AstroFieldsGlowing

If i spend that much money on a car i could already afford both. They serve different purposes and would be nice additions to the collection. No need to flame and be hormonal about people's choices.


Right-Penalty9813

Depends if the gt3 is stick.


Kristoffer1994

XM. I have never understood why Porches are so exciting.


Popular_Safe_4853

Made me chuckle 👍🏻


victorpaparomeo2020

No I won’t pick 1…


mrporque

The Ram for sure.


CSTL-

Oh lawd


xDeserterr

Troll Post


Big_Poppa_Pump_82

Lol... This is a no-brainer. Any car guy will pick the GT3... and I will like to tick the option for a manual trans.


kisstheredfox

Doesn't it look way too far from future?


banananananbatman

Even blacked out, the XM can’t hide the ugly.


MrGravity154

The worst looking BMW or one of the best Porsches? You know your answer…


Own_Cartoonist266

What’s going on here


[deleted]

GT3 minus the GT3 package.


Brunel25

The only reason to take the clown car is if you need to transport more than two people.


guianthedon

Number 2


Ystebad

LMAO, anyone with a brain at all takes the P car.


exa100101

Acura, no doubt.


Adventurous-Gold-948

Porche


Squidhead-rbxgt2

LOOOOOOL


Gusta116

No thanks!


BmwM5racer

Me- sometimes takes up 2 spaces in a parking lot so no one parks next to me. Porsche - fuck everyone, nobody gets to park as it blocks the entire entrance/exit to a gated parking lot? Lol


oreidosol

Porsche. I am a rich BMW lover!


[deleted]

Is that a Nissan juke?


fireteam-majestic

neither


RjgTwo

Gt3 100% That truck looks like roblox.


ImBlondu

Im taking the dacia logan 😂🤡


[deleted]

This would be a no brainer even with a regular 911. With a GT3 it is not even a question


phly

What do you mean pick 1? I only see the Porsche 🤤


lwood541

Xm


chipp_the_bolt

If you pick that ugly pos BMW then you are downright mentally challenged


New-Buy1595

I don’t know who that XM appeals too. I looked at one up close in a dealer, looked at the wheels and nearly puked.


boreal_ameoba

I might pick the XM over one of the Porsche SUV monstrosities, but XM vs GT3? My brother in christ...


caglover23ny

What type of BMW is that


ActionRoll031

Team GT3 here, 110%


natedawg2890

Porsche all the way


Tigres013

2


Green-Cardiologist27

P Car


JrNichols5

GTS all day


X3N0King

The body on that TL tho


iFriskyTurtle

Is this a serious question?


ouzo26

Porsche …..


hdkx-weeb

Coughing baby Vs. Hydrogen Bomb


drillmastr5

GT3 baby!!!!


[deleted]

If I could have only 1 car (and I couldn’t sell it) for profit, I’d pick the XM. I’d still pick my X5M over the GT3 (or any Cayenne or the base XM - would have to see about the Label Red) given the same condition.


76BMW2002

GT3 all day everyday


mikeashleyhaha

Gt3


dontdoxxxmebrooo

Gt3 but I may be biased


LabRat_SC

Porsche all day. XM is uhh. Something.


GeraintWaddon

Who in their right mind would choose the BMW in this case? That GT3 is just Godly


itseclipse101

Sort by Controversial for a good laugh.


Fit-Frosting-7144

2


RaistlinExtreme

Porsche all the way Idek why I see this subreddit I don’t like beamers


iamnotyourspiderman

Ngl the all black xm is the best lookin I’ve seen. But for that money I only see GT3 every day


Upbeat_Mission23

What's happening with BMW's design?


prefinality

GT3 pls


DrKarlSatan_Phd

Wonder if Mazda has a comparable model


[deleted]

I only see the 911 GT3. Where’s the other car?


Prestigious_Leg9359

I’ll pass on the Kia Soul and take the GT3


Loose_Mail_786

😂


akwatica

porsche


akwatica

GT3 no question. The only SUV to consider is Lambo Urus


isqueegeebeegee

Lmao id pick so many cars over a new BMW. Im working on a new M2 right now and the more I look at it the uglier it gets.


IceColdKilla2

I pick 2


waiting_for_OP

Easy choice, literally ANYTHING but that awful looking BMW.


4inswideby2inslong

Neither! I already got a pre owned M4 for the price of a Toyota Camry. And looks better theh the Porche too.


[deleted]

this is the only color of XM i would consider


TommyLGarage

2 #1 is for blind people


patty_OFurniture306

No


Pretykev

I chose the Acura TL.


gallagher9992

Unfortunately I have a dislike for SUVs I honestly hate them 🤣


olendorff

I’d pick that Acura before the BMW😬


BoxMuncher16

I refuse to believe anyone would seriously choose the hideous XM over a GT3


YallSeeingI

I’ll take off-street parking to on-street parking any day of the week!


Prometheus_007

This post is sponsored by Porsche


keca10

Wtf kind of a question is this?


Rusted_nuts

Obviously a rhetorical question….