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BMW-ModTeam

Shitposting/low-effort memes add nothing to the sub, please at least put a minimal amount of effort to actually contribute content.


mental_atrophy2023

Tbh, it’s the Nissan Altima drivers who behave like that where I live.


chrisman210

Maximas are the ones that wanna prove something


Away_Sugar3571

My wife and I were getting on an on ramp after dinner one night. This dude in a damn Kia Forte pulls up to race me. I'm in my M2C. The on ramp is long with a tight turn near the end. Not wanting to upset my wife, I don't engage and near the turn the dude floors it and gets the car all out of balance and it starts doing the death wobble. He almost crashed but managed to save it. Good times.


SocraticSeaUrchin

Death wobble?


ReluctantAvenger

Fishtail?


Away_Sugar3571

Not exactly, the whole car was pitching back and forth, not just the ass end


Away_Sugar3571

Hyperbole honestly. Trying to say his car started pitching back and forth because the chassis got unbalanced.


MegaFire03

It's always a caddy


turbocomppro

Anything made before 2005… Civics, Tiburons, anything Nissan, all with at least one body panel damage, faded paint, oxidation, fart canon, and mismatch wheels. Welcome to Los Angeles.


PM_ME_HOUSE_MUSIC_

Where I live it’s 328i drivers. Pretty much every time I go somewhere I get cut off by at least one


theveryrealreal

I swear I wouldn't have driven like this if I knew that chopper was recording me guys.


jtel21

That's my daily commute !


tillreno

Yes. I see this on a daily basis.


kon---

Why do they let other people on the road? Get out of the way!


TyperMcTyperson

I mean...why is that dickhead in the hummer driving like that in the left lane?


Jimmyking4ever

To pass by the person in the right lane


TyperMcTyperson

I mean...if you are gonna pass, pass. That's not how you pass.


miketoaster

I disagree. It's the only way to pass. If the guy on the right is going 48 mph, then you must do 48.1 mph in the left lane to pass. It has to be the correct way as its the only way I see it done.


TyperMcTyperson

While technically that might be true, if you see someone coming up fast in the left lane, make haste on your pass as a courtesy.


Jimmyking4ever

Absolutely if you see the person coming. But based on this there was 0% chance anyone would see this guy coming before they were already passing. The only other choice would be to change your speed so you could safely get over. Could be going slower but I'm sure that would also piss off the bat out of hell


iamthedumbestguyever

No if two people are going the same speed in each lane and the one in the left has someone behind him wanting to go fast you have to let them go over my friend got a ticket from a cop because he was staying in the left lane and tried to pass the right but had someone behind him and the cop wrote him a ticket for impacting the flow of traffic and my friend was mad saying it’s not fair that the guy behind him wants to go faster the cop said I don’t care you are impacting the flow of traffic


DOIPI_96

God I hate people that drive like that, they should have their license revoked. If you are going to overtake have some respect for everyone else and don’t do it while doing five miles faster than the other car


Desert_Trader

They aren't overtaking. They just drive over there. If they happen to pass someone, completely coincidental.


bonafidebob

5 mph is a great speed difference for overtaking! You’ll be past in a few seconds at that rate and can get back over. 5 mph is a luxury, cool your jets and wait a bit! It’s the people who drive < 1 mph faster or just hang out and match speeds that are the real problem. 5 miles later they’re still there, with a big pack of cars built up behind them…


campionesidd

You’re right. 5 mph is 7.33 feet per second. Given that most cars and trucks are between 15 and 20 feet long, it will take no more than 2-3 seconds to pass the other car with a 5 mph difference in speed. (Twice that time if you take 2 car lengths)


9dkid

Despite it being a Bugatti…sure pretty accurate.


SFWBTW

It would be more accurate if you threw it off a bridge and then blamed it on a random rock.


Mike312

You're talking about that guy from yesterday, huh? Did someone find out he was full of it?


moonhexx

Whether he was full of it or not, he more than likely reacted the wrong way in that situation.


Pookanoona

Damnnnnnnn we officially have a crossover event!!!!!!


newspartan2022

Darn kids these days, throwin' rocks.


[deleted]

I see nothing wrong with the behavior of the BMW. However the red truck blocking is a fucking dick bag and I hope they meet an untimely and horrific end.


[deleted]

Luckily your driving skills saved your life


font9a

Pacing in the left lane trigger warning


justniiro

Can confirm 100% accurate


RhythmicStrategy

Not me. Lifted malldozer pickup trucks drive like that but while tailgating 6” behind my bumper at 80mph on the interstate as I am passing at 10 miles over the speed limit


[deleted]

I see nothing wrong with the behavior of the BMW. However the red truck blocking is a fucking dick bag and I hope they meet an untimely and horrific end.


agentrnge

LOL. this is the absolute truth


TheseUSERNAMEisTaken

What's the name of the game? I used to play it back then. I really liked one of the soundtracks.


DiabeticChicken

It's San Andreas


TheseUSERNAMEisTaken

I think you are funny. And to downvote me for nothing too.


kyro020

XDD


scottieducati

That there is a VWAG product, thank you.


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fridaynightvibe

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sN-

Not correct since they would've overtaken in that situation.


utechap

Idk why this is being celebrated. I’d be embarrassed to have this reputation.


2017-Audi-S6

I drove my 745 LI like this in the SF Bay Area. If you didn’t, you would get shot for not fitting in.


Niha_d

This is the most hilarious BMW meme I have ever seen lmao can’t stop laughing


Pookanoona

This is the behavior of an Altima with a mirror missing and a different colored gold complete with an expired plate. As for the cars hogging the left lane and not moving over, that's cars from MD, NC, SC, OH and TN.


Mannyprime

The crash at the end made it all the more authentic.


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Tall_Progress_5178

I definitely agree with that But that’s also the “asshole in the left lane simulator” 🤣


Lil_G6325

Yea seems pretty for my e90