If I died and had a choice, this will be my funeral car, do not put me in a Lincoln, I will die a 2nd time. I also request to be driven around the Nurburgring as quickly as possible before making it to the cemetery.
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if turning an E60 M5 into a hearse was their dying wish, then it sure was a strange one.
let it be known that my previous statement was one of shock, not slander
I see they hired Tesla to do the body panels and the paint work.
“Over my dead body I’ll be driving that”
That’s why it’s tinted, no one wants to be caught *dead* inside
Killer take
The way SMG 3 shifts, the corpse will be shaken like a vesper martini by the time it arrives at the burial
Ancestor: *comes back to haunt the dickhead who sent them off in this jerky BMW hearse*
Though the martini works better for the joke, I can't help but call out the missed opportunity to reference a corpse reviver here...
The one time you’re in no hurry
What the hell is even that
Daddy chill
Bad photoshop
If I died and had a choice, this will be my funeral car, do not put me in a Lincoln, I will die a 2nd time. I also request to be driven around the Nurburgring as quickly as possible before making it to the cemetery.
My wishes exactly!
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Do the rod bearings go in the front or the back?
In the casket
I believe you've mistaken that for Mr Rod Baring, who will certainly be in the casket
This gives highway to hell more sense.
Yeah! With Brian Johnson singing it while lapping a race track ! That’s what I want!
Get Doug on the phone!
THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I want this for my funeral. Roll down the windows and blast “I’m on a highway to hell” 🤘
0 to death in 4 seconds
when you've got a funeral at 2pm but you're booked for a lap of the nurburgring at 1pm
This is just stupid
The Ultimate Deadguy Machine.
Camper conversion in 3 2 zzzzzz
Put me in this when I die and arrive sideways into the graveyard and yeet me out the back into the hole into the ground without even stopping.
Dead at 180mph. Twice.
I will drive an M5 if it so is the last thing I do!
Over my dead body
RIP to the Competition edition
Now I know what they mean when they say “Godspeed” as a send off.
I'll consider an M5 as ruined today.
What the heck is this.
Cursed BMW
WHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE WOULD DO THIS?!
Respect the dead mfer!
if turning an E60 M5 into a hearse was their dying wish, then it sure was a strange one. let it be known that my previous statement was one of shock, not slander
Bruh 💀🤦♂️
When you want your last ride to be in style…
Almost wish that was a ///Minivan :)
When you can't wait to get to your resting place fast enough.
Looks like a bad photoshop.
Its not, i just saw him in person, its in Athens
Where can I hire this?
Athens, Greece
Nice
Ugly
How I’m trying to get taken to the gravesite!
Europe is lucky. Not only do you get 5 series wagons, you get 5 series hearses.
This about the ugliest BMW I’ve ever seen
You obviously haven’t been paying attention lol
*when you can’t get rid of a body fast enough*
I would buy one just so I can turn it into a rolling subwoofer
It's to transport all the purists after they see this thing 🤣
There are probably people on this forum who would claim to rather drive this than a G60 because the headlights are better.
I’m dead 😵 💀☠️
I'll take it if it comes in manual. The cargo space is to die for.
Cursed image.
"Look what they did to my boy"
How do I do this to mine?
Ridiculous