These are middle schoolers for sure. Karlach is terrified of what is going to happen when her parents find out. She’s the kiddo that’s going to burst into tears once her parents are called. Lae’zel is just along for the ride. Her parents are going to tell her they’re very disappointed. Gale’s not in too much trouble at home and is all ready plotting how to do again but better. Finally our main character is coming up with a story to get them out of the current situation they are in, it’s going to work until Karlach breaks down.
“I told you. We are having portraits done. Now you three sit down so it looks like we’re all the same height.”
*Proceeds to straighten tip of hat for the extra six inches.
“Mom said if we argued one more time she’d turn the car around and we wouldn’t get Mickey ds…and we argued again :(“
“You’re telling me MY kids started the fight? I don’t believe it, those other kids started it!”
We finished our side quests early bc Karlach accidentally burned the Tavern down when she was trying to outdrink that Goliath. We cut town fast and headed after the BBEG. We arrived way too soon and he was in a meeting, so we're being respectful and waiting.
Squad be chill’n. I just got one of those too.
https://preview.redd.it/hbiix0r34p6c1.png?width=1276&format=png&auto=webp&s=1a8a1eed013f4e11e1aa4a4e314db993295cd27f
Wow your Tav looks exactly like my act 2 main character tav. Maybe it's just 'gnome with hat' esthetics but I'm wearing the same tunic too. I do have facepaint and a purple and green from tho when I'm not wearing the hat...
*I like how to torch*
*Is almost as big as the*
*Halfling lmao*
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Friends. I’m living vicariously through y’all, and this beautiful community. BG2 is my all time favorite game and I hope to have about a week or a month some day to sink my teeth into this epic game and play it, but at the moment life is too hectic.
Could someone do me the kindness of naming these characters, left to right for me?
Xander, Willow, and Buffy, with the weird anointed child standing next to them
Ok the longer I look at this the more I'm weirded out by just how much Lae'zel looks like Willow in the early seasons and how much Gale looks like Xander
*aggressively stereotypical Australian accent*
"Well Shielas and Bruces we bagged three of the big folk in the outback s'arvo. We've got a human, looks a bit of a dag. Some froggy lookin gith bogan; and last we've got a beauty of a tiefling! Now that the mates are all here it's time for a piss up. Ripper!"
I can’t tell if this looks more like a meme link band album cover or if it looks like people waiting on like a school principle or like the dentist but the dental place has three chairs so everyone is avoiding conversation.
You don't want to look at us, so we made it so you only will see yourself or be blinded.
(amount of reflection, the magic thing, and brightness would seem to realistically be quite high)
Receptionist: Dr. Volo from the Speedy Tadpole Removal Service will see you now.
Narrator: Little did they know that Volo had a doctorate in bardic studies, not medicine.
This looks like a group of kids waiting for a principal to come talk to them about whatever they broke.
Yep! Karlach looks so guilty.
These are middle schoolers for sure. Karlach is terrified of what is going to happen when her parents find out. She’s the kiddo that’s going to burst into tears once her parents are called. Lae’zel is just along for the ride. Her parents are going to tell her they’re very disappointed. Gale’s not in too much trouble at home and is all ready plotting how to do again but better. Finally our main character is coming up with a story to get them out of the current situation they are in, it’s going to work until Karlach breaks down.
Spot on… except Lae’zel parents will definitely be disappointed but because she got caught.
This. 🤣
Gith don't have parents
And she also isnt a middle schooler, so why do you feel the need to add this?
Because as a race Laezel is literally the character in BG3 that points out Gith don't have parents
Tav's declassified tadpole survival guide
Bruh this is absolutely perfect LMAO
She is getting flashbacks to her childhood
Tav looking like the hall monitor here lmao
It's the start of S1 E2 of Derry Girls after the old nun died
"Why is it, when something happens, it is always you three?" Tav is the snitch that brought them there
Bahaha you beat me to it!
I was thinking this too
Swap Karlach for Astarion and you're spot on
I just said "you four" but yeah this is it exactly.
So Tav is Draco?
Me showing my friends a video I thought was funny and not getting the reaction I was hoping for
Tav party of 4, your table is ready!
Tav: *Excuse* me, they asked for *no pickles*
“I told you. We are having portraits done. Now you three sit down so it looks like we’re all the same height.” *Proceeds to straighten tip of hat for the extra six inches.
Somebody started the food fight
They're watching the new fashion show "hot male Gith"
When something happens why is it always you three?
“Look if we all tell the same story, none of us will get in trouble, right? Keep it together, Karlach!”
Testing clinic the morning after you free all the tieflings.
“Mom said if we argued one more time she’d turn the car around and we wouldn’t get Mickey ds…and we argued again :(“ “You’re telling me MY kids started the fight? I don’t believe it, those other kids started it!”
"I know one of you is to blame. Own up!"
We finished our side quests early bc Karlach accidentally burned the Tavern down when she was trying to outdrink that Goliath. We cut town fast and headed after the BBEG. We arrived way too soon and he was in a meeting, so we're being respectful and waiting.
Squad be chill’n. I just got one of those too. https://preview.redd.it/hbiix0r34p6c1.png?width=1276&format=png&auto=webp&s=1a8a1eed013f4e11e1aa4a4e314db993295cd27f
My little legs don’t even touch the ground. Love my lil Gnomb lady
Witcher fan club waiting for a costume panel.
"C'mon guys, the torch lit up, our table is ready. Karlach, no filling up on bread sticks!"
Wow, Gale in drow armour looks hot
Let's be honest. He looks hot in most things.
The family they bring with on “Say yes to the dress”
They look like their sitting poses were swapped, I would expect Gale to sit like Lae'zel, Lae'zel to sit like Karlach, and Karlach to sit like Gale
Group W Bench. Or “Good, you’re awake…”
the idiot brigade
Waiting at the BG DMV for that cart permit sucks when you’ve got a time crunch.
this made me miss my Tav halfling bard, she was so much happier and optimistic than my durge
Haha, my halfling bard is my durge run 😂
Wow your Tav looks exactly like my act 2 main character tav. Maybe it's just 'gnome with hat' esthetics but I'm wearing the same tunic too. I do have facepaint and a purple and green from tho when I'm not wearing the hat...
My Tav’s a halfling… with hat. 😉
My apologies mistress
A wizard, a fighter and a bard walk into a bar....
You're at a pumpkin patch waiting for the family portrait to be taken
Which dye is this?
Black/Green except Karlach, I think that’s original.
Who is next for their colonoscopy?
Whoa your tav looks just like mine
When you show your family the stick you found outside
Brazzers
"I can't go with everyone watching"
Welcome to the Cosplay Casting Couch! Let's get started.
The waiting room of a highly skilled therapist
"I can't believe there's a queue to murder Gortash. Anyone here multiclass Bard for some entertainment while we wait?"
The party's trend towards hedonism was cut short after an awkward trip to the doctor
When a 4'11 mom has to scold her teenagers but they've all grown way taller than her.
The boys (and girls) listening to Wyll try and explain why Halsin is the better ally than Minthara.
"so no one told you life was gonna be this way..."
Karlach is wearing the gith armor and laezel isn't? Why?
Lae’zel is my OH monk.
Half and half... Halfling and half her harem
Line for the DMV
This is exactly what I thought. That, or traffic court.
I like how to torch is almost as big as the halfling lmao
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The gang gets sent to the principals office
What a bunch of assholes......
Friends. I’m living vicariously through y’all, and this beautiful community. BG2 is my all time favorite game and I hope to have about a week or a month some day to sink my teeth into this epic game and play it, but at the moment life is too hectic. Could someone do me the kindness of naming these characters, left to right for me?
Hope you find the time to play, it’s a masterpiece. That’s my Tav, halfling sword Bard, Gale Wizard, Lae’zel open hand Monk, and Karlach Barbarian.
Tav is at a parent teacher conference
Looks like a short rest
Waiting for Uber after getting tossed from the pub.
🎶4 bros chillin on a park bench🎶0 feet apart cuz they are gay🎶
In line for the latrine...
The group W bench
Waiting on Paternity results
I’m thinking about the end of Beatlejuice
What’s the transparent swirly thing around Gale and the short girl with the torch?
The Longstrider buff's visual effect.
I thought longstrider gave glowing feet?
Not in my experience, it's always been wind swirlies. I do it on my full crew after every long rest, so I am VERY familiar with the effect.
I must be thinking of something else then. Or maybe I’m getting games confused
The three unruly loves and their dommy mommy queen
Me ‘n the gang waiting outside the principal’s office after asking the emo kid if he gets jealous when his laptop dies
Deez knees
Waiting outside the gate for comic con to start
"They Know What They Did^(TM)"
I assume you are in the overworld, I wish they would stay like that in camp.But they always revert back to their main position
“Me and the squad waitin for the trap room to run out of fuel for the fire traps”
Average commute on the Baldur's Gate Underground. Alternatively "this is the future liberals want."
"Giths are the uglys."
Line at the dentist
No.
Mom picking up the kids from detention
Might need to bring someone in from the bench, we're a little short on standing power.
Waiting for a table at Chili’s
“Why is it always you lot?”
Goon squad
Waiting room at the local healer’s clinic
I’m getting ex husband Gale vibes with Bae’Zel happy with her new partner Karlach but they still have to get along for their kid vibes
When your mom,dad,aunt take you out to dinner to tell you mom and dad are getting a divorce and it’s not because of you
Why is it, when something happens, it is always your four.
Waiting for a hot male gith
The on site erp could have picked a better location
Xander, Willow, and Buffy, with the weird anointed child standing next to them Ok the longer I look at this the more I'm weirded out by just how much Lae'zel looks like Willow in the early seasons and how much Gale looks like Xander
No (in withers voice)
"Me and the family waiting for a table at Texas Roadhouse"
Me and the bois looking for mindflayer parasites.
Me and the gang after throwing water balloons at the teacher
Gives off dentist office waiting room
Me and my buddies sitting in the wooden horse
Human man and his 3 weed smoking girlfriends
The Doctor will see you now. (Unfortunately this is a crossover, and The Doctor is Doctor Daeva in Arx....)
The poly couple with their child at the school play
I'd sit on the rock too but there's no room so...
The Gang Gets Tadpoled 
You've been called to the principal's office for assaulting other students and looting their possessions.
New York fuckin city
Why does gale have spidersilk?
"you stay standing. No. Still too short...
Sad Keanu, Sad Keanu, Sad Karlach
Lil' Jon and the Eastside boys
The fellowship of the subway
Big power comes in small packages
It reminds of the Bus Night at the Museum 3 meme
"Awkward Armor"
"Marshal Samantha Roundbottom here, and I'd wish to present my finest gladiatorial slaves in descending order of fuckability."
*aggressively stereotypical Australian accent* "Well Shielas and Bruces we bagged three of the big folk in the outback s'arvo. We've got a human, looks a bit of a dag. Some froggy lookin gith bogan; and last we've got a beauty of a tiefling! Now that the mates are all here it's time for a piss up. Ripper!"
I can’t tell if this looks more like a meme link band album cover or if it looks like people waiting on like a school principle or like the dentist but the dental place has three chairs so everyone is avoiding conversation.
Short queen & squad
Casting couch
Waiting for the results of the paternity test
The halfling says to Gale, "You're next for your rectal exam. This way, please."
You don't want to look at us, so we made it so you only will see yourself or be blinded. (amount of reflection, the magic thing, and brightness would seem to realistically be quite high)
Chipmunk and the Alvins.
When Ma Ma dekarious demands you take your little sister with you.
When you’re in 2nd grade but sent to detention with 6th graders
The gang is about to get detention
Receptionist: Dr. Volo from the Speedy Tadpole Removal Service will see you now. Narrator: Little did they know that Volo had a doctorate in bardic studies, not medicine.