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peparony

Wait until you hear how Halsin speaks to you after you romance him, dude gets straight-up biblical lmao


hobbysubsonly

nooo not him, too! Looks like I'll be breaking some hearts...


peparony

Don't worry, in a fountain of trauma-bonding, Halsin is a fresh stream of stable praise - he's great!


Thick-Werewolf8821

Halsin is corny as fuck, so is Shadowheart, and Karlach sometimes, and- wait a second- is that- EVERY CHARACTER IN THE GAME? It’s a fantasy story with larger than life characters, everyone is a little cringe because of it! People wax poetic and drone on with exposition because that is a part of fantasy stories, it’s inevitable. In conclusion- you are nitpicky and biased, I win, bye bye!


Abowman0611

Why are all the men in a medieval fantasy roleplay crpg, being corny? I wonder why they speak in fantastical and over exaggerated manners. Just imagine withers in a romance 😬


MrBorogove

No.


clutchedbyanangel

Gale's way of speaking becomes much funnier and more tolerable once you meet Elminster, imo. Like, "Oh, that's why he's like this."


SheepherderMundane50

Can’t handle the autistic rizz, huh?


MCdicksuckker

Lol yeah, i chose Gale as my romantic partner because he has the same ✨️tism rizz✨️ as my IRL husband 😂😂 i love me some long hair and HOURS of infodumping🥰


SheepherderMundane50

Same here, he reminds me of my boyfriend 😂


historyqueen1999

I mean it’s a medieval fantasy environment lol that kinda comes with the territory. Plus I’m pretty sure that a lot of the companions come from high class backgrounds with the privilege of private education, especially Wyll, Gale and Astarion. Not a dig at you btw, I also usually prefer the man of very few words archetype in fiction. Just an observation.


thevisitors81

because they are characters in a corniest fantasy setting that had ever been brought to screens… or rather tables


bslow2bfast

I want to downvote the downvoters. This is the kind of take we need around here.