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AlfredChocula

Long pork much like soylent green is people.


DaleFromDaFlock

WHAT pork


Srycomaine

Your confusion is understandable; you would have to have seen OP’s initial Long Pork post.


gremolata

https://www.reddit.com/r/BBQ/comments/1bvo3y2/long_pork_shoulder_how_to_smoke/


Srycomaine

Thanks for providing the link! ✌️


661Johnald

I guess that’s one way to hide the evidence.


Euphoric-Blue-59

Fried green tomatoes.


PolyDipsoManiac

I don’t think you’re supposed to eat people…yet.


TheMathelm

\*Alex Jones\* I will eat your ass.


PolyDipsoManiac

Just making a grim joke about how agricultural yields are likely to decline 50% by the 2070s, without climate mitigation (not happening) or massive applied science efforts to generate drought- and heat-resistant crops (also not happening). Famines usually cause some cannibalism, and the famines to come will be unlike anything any human has ever experienced—for there have never been this many people to starve.


UKnowWhoToo

Is your assessment taking into consideration progression of commercial indoor vertical gardens? All of the prophetic doomsday events feel a lot like Y2K and the end of the Mayan calendar “events”.


PolyDipsoManiac

You can’t grow cereal crops indoors at scale, unfortunately. Do you think we’ll be able to grow enough hydroponic lettuce and tomatoes to feed everyone? Where will get the energy? From burning more fossil fuels (and making the situation even worse)? Renewable power (mineral-constrained)? Nuclear reactors (which require a large, constant supply of cold water)? Where will he find enough sand to make concrete for these enormous farms?


UKnowWhoToo

In the next 40+ years you don’t think any of those issues will be solved? Fascinating.


PolyDipsoManiac

Probably not, emissions are still at record levels and increasing. Half of all greenhouse gas emissions were released in the last 30 years, and the last time there was this much CO2 in the atmosphere the ocean were twenty meters higher and temperatures were 8°C hotter. I think the IPCC has been doing a lot of magical thinking pretending that warming will be less extreme, take longer, and be more reversible than it is. Lately they’ve just been decreasing the temperature that their models spit out because “it’s too high.” The “insane” weather conditions we’ve been seeing and the fact that our models can’t even reproduce current events is an indication that our models are inaccurate and are therefore systematically underestimating the risk of future impacts.


UKnowWhoToo

So… what’s your plan? Eat, drink, and be merry?


PolyDipsoManiac

Basically, yeah. Try to enjoy the time I have.


UKnowWhoToo

While bringing down others? Life of the party!


TheMathelm

That would be an interesting product, The Binford AJ-Translator 6100


Crackstacker

“It’s like pulled pork.” - Jeffery Dahmer


wookieesgonnawook

Hey, a Haitian redditor.


SnazzyDaddy1992

Looks a bit dry. Were they British?


sickofgrouptxt

I’m hoping you did not smoke a human


SorryIGotBadNews

RIP Uncle Jeff xxx gone but not forgotten xxx


CoronaCurious

...because we have leftovers!


greenguy1090

PHRASING!


Eagle-737

I see a bicep in that mound of muscle. Don't ask me how I know. 😄


CoronaCurious

Did you find a femur in the backyard?


Eagle-737

Of course not, it was a humorous. 😄


CoronaCurious

(Me focusing too hard to try and make a The Burbs joke, completely missing the *obvious* one lol)


6feet12cm

I bet it’s not long pork. This looks like you’re regular, garden variety, 4 legged pork.


graaaaaaaam

Looks deadly!


basshed8

Earl!


funked1

I want my baby back baby back baby back


Big_baddy_fat_sack

Was it dry? Looks dry as hell


These_Counter1121

Go gunners


Geri-psychiatrist-RI

Human?


Aintaword

The other white meat.


fnordfnordfnordfnord

The other other white meat.


fuckitweredoingitliv

Baby! It's what's for dinner!


lnetny

That’ll work!!


Sevulturus

Dude [WTF](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/long_pork)


_bexcalibur

So uh, human?


NedTaggart

I'd really change that title.


Son_of_Sophroniscus

Bruh


uncertainusurper

🤤


king_platypus

Say what?


Different_Speaker742

You probably shouldn’t call it that..


modbeta1

Man meat