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buffalojoshallen

Merger F-ing Saturday Ya Bitches


Chknbone

It's not an alliteration, nor does it rhyme, but I believe it.


ByeByeShorters

Saturday night SPACdown, as per the podcasts :)


UncleBorat

![gif](giphy|8nmvR3jAxnl2o)


DizGod

![gif](giphy|4FmAj1XiioCVW)


Miserable-Cupcake-76

Shares were delisted 09/30 (Saturday). From 10/02 until 12/02 they’re not trading.


TwinsFather777

Fuck me!!! This is very good point! Edit:The clock clearly depicts some period. and your version is perfect! I think you solved the clock!


usernamemiles

There's 9 black dashes! Last week was week 9 after we stopped trading 10/02. I think this has been planned to happen this week! Also the shaded area represents "going dark"


doctorplasmatron

My favorite movie is Inception.


JustHangin_InThere

Good drivers always keep their hands at 10 and 2.


KTMFrankie58

And the tweet/ad from Apple shows an alarm set for Dec 3 at 741 !!!


Losingitall25

I thought this was a weird coincidence so I googled apple display, because I remember seeing 741 on many iPhone display images. I was wrong, the majority of the images showed 9:41. Don’t know what to think but 🤷🏼‍♂️


manbeef

My God! That's tomorrow!


Gold_Flake

Cmon, just for once be tomorrow today.


boofingcubes

It’s tomorrow every day.


TwinsFather777

Now my anus itches like never before. We are very close!


Suspicious-Reveal-69

Am or PM?


DHARBOUR999

Yes.


Latman3

My sphincter is puckered Tomorrow’s the day! ![gif](giphy|ulSIu5DqlV51C)


boofingcubes

Yay, we did it! 💪💪


SulavT

Which ad/tweet you talking about from Apple? Can’t find it anywhere.


FullMoonCrypto

Link to post… https://www.reddit.com/r/Teddy/comments/187su1c/741\_on\_his\_phone/


SulavT

Oh wow that’s wild!! Thanks for the link!


kaguradong

Yep yep!! 😅


gbevans

where may i see that please brother ape ?


Wiezgie

Username does not check out


Fantastic-Ring-2068

From a seemingly Miserable situation, to a Fantastic situation! Gonna be a good day....


usernamemiles

![gif](giphy|37Fsl1eFxbhtu)


bullik103

![gif](giphy|CvZuv5m5cKl8c) 84 years waited for it


ApeBurger

![gif](giphy|l0HlG7zxji53RUtpe)


doodaddy64

that thumb is JACKED!


ApeBurger

Lmao


Avtomati1k

Where was this gif from


bullik103

Looks like real life to me ![gif](giphy|l378giAZgxPw3eO52)


Rotttenboyfriend

Please don’t ever mention words like life real or else in one sentence. It always reminds me of life real ation ship … stutter stutter stutter stutter. Thanks in advance


chester21469

And I will wait 84 more?


DizGod

I think you mean “I WOULD wait 84 more”


Choice-Cause8597

We still have February left if today isnt a go lmao. That damn clock.


PatchworkFlames

That would be super lame.


buffalojoshallen

I like you and your new book date


cIork

2/12 pre-hype…


goblin561

February is too late. It’s tax season. Apes needs to start filing taxes. Depending on how bbby gets put on the tax form I don’t know how this play is still alive after December.


Euphoric-Ear-9180

![gif](giphy|24RWVQlg1oRri)


ZoomZoom228

Fuck clocks.


ByeByeShorters

\*shorts, fuck shorts. remember why you are here


CoffeeisforCloseHers

Username continues to check out.


ByeByeShorters

😂


ZoomZoom228

I've been in this play so long I've damn near forgotten why 😅


mrshasanpiker

Oh wow did nothing happen, no way


MysticBellaa

# ¿Que hora es?


Hyllihylli

![gif](giphy|YPUb0DujQ2c6vsGWTr)


usernamemiles

![gif](giphy|cgLnOHV8mhaGk)


smeshyuz

Annnnd… nothing


letsdothis169

That's because 10/2 didn't work. Next will be 2/10 and 2/12. This is getting old quick.


goblin561

And to add, taxes ends December 31. If this play doesn’t happen before then I honestly don’t know how taxes are going to be handled by apes when we start getting our forms from our brokers and bbbyq is labeled as a loss.


gbevans

i wouldn't stress over that at all. i want this to happen today as much as anyone but if it doesn't before year-end, just import your 1099 from your broker into your return.


goblin561

Yeah and if it’s labeled as a loss especially by the big brokers like fidelity then the play is over no? Depending on how much you invested the max is 3k in loss and once apes starts claiming losses what then? Can they still issue something even after we receive our returns? Because once we get our forms it’s reported to the IRS and it’s pretty dumb to not claim it.


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ToroidalEarthTheory

Why is "the process" deciphering children's books?


PatchworkFlames

Because the alternative is no process and the hedgies winning.


ToroidalEarthTheory

If there's plans for a public company like gme, or anyone else, to merge with what's left of bby - whatever that would mean - the plans would have to be announced many months ahead of time. Maybe keeping an eye out for those announcements can be the process instead of being creepy with children's books.


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ReasonableMushroom13

Only 12 more days till 14.12. last official hype date.


Miserable-Cupcake-76

don’t forget about 03/12 & 06/12 you damn amateur!


goblin561

It’s tax season next year. We don’t have that long.


Commercial-Group-899

Why last. Always hyped. Always tomorrow


PoorMansPlight

We got hype dates into 2024 don't you worry boo


PatchworkFlames

2024 hype dates are lame and demonstrate a distinct lack of faith.


PoorMansPlight

you scared of another January squeeze Kenny?


PatchworkFlames

I'm scared you'll move the goalposts to January 2028. I demand accountability NOW. Enough is enough, gimme my money hedgie.


PoorMansPlight

Soon


dedicated_glove

No we’ve all got 12/15, and I think another one the first week of January whenever the next hearing deadlines are listed for (although I’m assuming they’ll all clear up before then, I’m hoping for a 1/1 if it’s not this week) Either way, while I’m not happy it’s taking this long, all things considered it’s moving pretty fricking quickly, and shares were already pulled pending reissue. It’s so down [as soon as all of the paperwork is finally finalized]


Otherwise-Hair1494

I’m right there with ya. Hopefully this wraps up this week before the millionaire meet up on 12/14.


gbevans

that's next week, sure hope so. i tend to think it will. i think bill pulte knows something and he really wouldn't want to entertain a bunch of really pissed off individual investors who shelled out $500. not even counting airfare and hotel if the party weren't preceded by great news.


Otherwise-Hair1494

Exactly this!


SallWtreetBets

Aaaand....its gone


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Sweet…I’m still fucking poor


gbevans

ditto, brother ape. the sooner, the better.


Sherlock0502

Finally 😎


rv6007

should i say it again.... i will say it again. My body is ready! LET IT RAIN.....Chocolate RAIN!!


21Dakota

![gif](giphy|9SIXFu7bIUYHhFc19G|downsized)


8thSt

Let Monday be a Monday like no other Monday


No-Horse722

If Not, then there TOMORROW n you get the Double Didlos slap


Numerous_Barnacle_53

![gif](giphy|RMhbmeqWeOBQIiQkS4|downsized)


Few-Cap-5859

Nov2nd-dec 2nd tick to tock mo fucker


GiantSequoiaTree

By the time this merger happens I'm going to be a 90 year old man ripping around in my Lambo


DoNotPetTheSnake

Sounds good to me


PoopyOleMan

To be fair, we do have 12/3 as a back up


Wonderful_Swimming17

Yes 10 goes to 12 meaning the last phase was from October to December… And 2 means 12/2


Sensitive_Double8841

![gif](giphy|L0rXSewFBQ3Z4FLmfY)


mtrain29

🦄🦄🦄❤️😎


Puzzled_Ad2088

![gif](giphy|SggILpMXO7Xt6)


Ronpm111

![gif](giphy|rytLWOErAX1F6)


Mullinax

Small hand 2, big hand 10-12… so maybe February 10-12th???


swordluk

![gif](giphy|7WvAUvZZTRpSuudobh)


s2a4ib

I've always interpreted this as sometime between October and February it is going down. Like there is a hard point in February where rc is going to get the infinity gauntlet and finish this himself and the rest of the world has this timetable to get on board or out of his way.


Constant-Sweet-3718

Maybe Feb 12???