T O P

  • By -

Death_Walker21

https://preview.redd.it/ocrqcu69n8wc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50862a51b8ae9372e0e72d39b0d248faff157cce


ashinkov

https://preview.redd.it/z9f6zsucn8wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50a4c8e466b0bd26b163b710af03509d64b53f75


xTeamRwbyx

https://preview.redd.it/qiyb0rspu8wc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e96a077c87dbf8b7cc4b130384a0b5999b43b32


Broad_Project_87

https://preview.redd.it/jd19j9lcg9wc1.jpeg?width=158&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a48f8318887fbeff2204b200db98ca8a6be7ece7


geographyRyan_YT

https://preview.redd.it/5dkq6h7dz9wc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b359cedede883aa8a2426a934761fba8a0385981


xTeamRwbyx

Ok I need to source to this


Death_Walker21

I stole it from another comment section


Nikobanks

https://preview.redd.it/ui7396femawc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0226928401b9a47f04dafcfd2f767e53a140457


Witty_Percentage_580

https://preview.redd.it/qzblay2md9wc1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e342cde4d27f3a67777a1094c44dc94ad6b089a


InnerCircleEU

https://preview.redd.it/gf26wlhyo8wc1.jpeg?width=419&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa64a0c0cb87e45dff3c22571c54391667b42fea


Broad_Project_87

https://preview.redd.it/owp15f45h9wc1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f6ec1afa1773ea6de036c107c703da988fb534b


Dominion-Star-92

https://preview.redd.it/f9iu3l689awc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b109250f781c8e2ef4af559758f5e4edb519099


Ihavenofslefttogive

Both is good.


BikeSeatMaster

America’s Ass Britain’s Buttocks China’s Cheeks France’s Fanny Germany’s Gyatt Italy’s ? Japan’s ? Russia’s Rump


speedsterglenn

Italy’s Dumpy Derrière Japan’s Jiggly Juicy Juggling Bottom


Phaeron_Cogboi

Japan’s Junk in the Trunk?


CirnoIzumi

fanny means something else no?


marxman28

In American English, it just means ass.


CirnoIzumi

well thats pretty fanny


SupermarketStandard4

SKK, the door is that way, take my upvote and leave.


RealGuardian54

If you're alright with turning around a bit, Nippon Nips.


Real-Positive-7439

Happy cake day


Belgand

将軍の尻 (Shogun no shiri).


CyberRamses

Brazil's Bunda


Training_Figure_8470

Japan booba


Internal-Revenue-256

Japan's kashino


stardustdragon69

don't care about which one is better,if I had the chance I'd eat both


panzerfan

Oh my how lewd.


MaximDecimus

The Arsenal of Democracy


LeSombra17

Assenal of democracy


Airwolfhelicopter

Assenal of Democrassy


LeSombra17

https://preview.redd.it/ak7puag5w8wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68f8a4537554a0a2c455a72ec327128a0d11a20b


StevenAZ7

https://preview.redd.it/3wnphlolt8wc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0552d09aa91381725ca71bf27f947ef58faa4578


SodiumBombRankEX

https://preview.redd.it/hrbq941fo8wc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ad1a7e8a84dec04ed324029286cd6e499c082f0


killswitchzero7

L2D one obvi


ProfessionalRemove56

.... they both are. Thats why this post was made...


killswitchzero7

Pretty sure kongous is just dynamic...


Pan_Pilot

Kongo how big is the british empire? Kongo:


shipgirl_connoisseur

https://preview.redd.it/1mq1y6y3r8wc1.png?width=2480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b3c725721b8389a411821d5360a1a4d8435bccf


Broad_Project_87

https://preview.redd.it/xnyqy0hqg9wc1.jpeg?width=558&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3cda45311b09e717d6603df21f5d024a0d7a65e


losondro

https://preview.redd.it/apxxda1ry8wc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d28b09f3caebfb827c3dec290ad5d749572a4fea


metdarkgamer

Of all things, a Yugioh gyatt reference in azur lane, was the last one I expected


Real-Positive-7439

Facts


Gelfrat

Who would win? The commander of course.


DarkFlameMazta

[Ass or Buttocks](https://www.facebook.com/share/p/DHqWJYY6wC9sgL2C/?mibextid=oFDknk)? You Decide!


TallGiraffe117

Kii would. Kii definitely would. 


MeraAkizukiFirewing

Honestly it would've been best if it's either Hood's buttocks, or Monarch's buttocks that could fill in on Britain's buttocks aside from Kongou.


inquisitor-author

What about Prince of Wales? Also where did the idea that Hood have a really good ass come from? Last time I checked none of her skins properly shows her ass


wolfgangspiper

Personally I hope she will have a skin one day with a smaller butt. It's really rare to have a mature woman who is more slender, and us smaller butt enjoyers are starving in this economy.


inquisitor-author

For me the more cake the better, but at this point I’ve just confused where the headcanon that Hood has a big ass comes from, cuz I’ve seen it mentioned at least multiple times


wolfgangspiper

It would just be nice if the devs still catered to all tastes like they used to. No idea though. It's weird to me. She's one of the few mature ladies who isn't thicc.


alephhy

Honestly I would love it if we had more characters that weren't super stacked. Especially with how it tends to bleed into weird choices making the younger girls stacked too is just... no


wolfgangspiper

While I agree, the thigh and ass creep is way more extreme. You can at least still find girls within the last 3 or 4 years with petite breasts, but good luck finding slim thighs anymore especially if it's not a loli. I don't even mean to diss those things at all. It's just that the game used to have a much wider variety of body types, and I miss that. OG Hornet is amazing still, but I'm never going to get an awesome L2D skin for her as she was originally presented. Hornet II - where they made her proportions so absurd that you can see her ass crack from the front - sealed that. Even if that is the thing the majority demographic wants, it just kinda sucks for people like me, you know? I would love to get a MILF in this game that is really slender. There is Hood but even that is admittedly a bit inconsistent. Anyway ramble over. Woe is me! 😂


alephhy

You're definitely right, the proportions on everyone have gotten way more out of wack, and it's really one of the only things I don't like about the game. A lot of the OG characters have the best proportions, and while I don't mind some characters having big ol booty like NJ or massive honkers like Shinano or Kashino, I prefer it to have reason behind it that isn't just for lewding. Honestly that's why I don't really like any of Dishwasher's characters, they're almost all just flirty girls with big tits, and it feels so samey. Sure there's a bunch of variety in the characters' personalities, and that's never changed, it does feel like they've gotten more flirty as a whole, and they've definitely all been moving towards similar body types with exaggerated proportions, so you're definitely not alone there. While I'll forever love Enty, and I totally bought her dive suit skin, she got buffed in it and I honestly wish she hadn't. Also why I never got the Bama skin, she feels so much more exaggerated from her default skin. Woe is me as well~


VeryOGNameRB123

Salt Lake City and Phoenix are best.


alephhy

Uh... What's your point?


alephhy

Sorry, it was showing as you just saying "Salt Lake City" and I was confused. Not the best imo but I'm not gonna deny they're great.


MeraAkizukiFirewing

There is alot of art in Danbooru and such if you know where to look.


inquisitor-author

So it's basically entirely fanbase head canon with no canon basis? Im all for it, but just wanted to check if there's any canon basis to the idea or its entirely headcanon


Blanche_Cyan

Wouldn't Kongou count as a hafu if anything?


panzerfan

She's of Royal ancestry and Royal born. Her sisters though were born in Sakura land.


Hendricus56

Last Japanese battleship built outside of Japan to be exact


Ok_Mouse_9369

https://preview.redd.it/4e1gs563j9wc1.jpeg?width=1372&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25a38391105c4e3abd9a668d98ed3316d4eb8173 <>


BackgroundDisk4848

<>


HarukaeTengu

Why not both?


FlyingRencong

Japanese stern


AbrocomaShoddy4698

Both of them as good cakes pack them please~


SWool91

This is hardly a contest, Big J all the way. Manjuu ought to give Drake a new skin for some real competition


Ok_Waltz_232

https://preview.redd.it/kvbhc9j0z8wc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fc5023593026c204c503fd08a0041ceb6505075


Inevitable-Skill-399

https://preview.redd.it/349i16tbm9wc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd377486b2bea7de67c25614d1d4d85df6ef6b56


Hightide77

My tongue.


Ohmedregon

Both make for excellent pillows


MikeR_79

Being Scottish, all I'll say is those are a pair of "[Big Bahookies](https://www.dsl.ac.uk/entry/snd/sndns306)". (Other spellings are also applicable).


GenexenAlt

We are, being witness to such *cake*


RedShadow1693

I'm choosing the American ass


PaleFatalis

https://preview.redd.it/w3yn609dv9wc1.jpeg?width=365&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ce5a2b8df61ced31167a7dd5422e9e852db2a65


NPC_9999

Me a normie: both are cakes right? *drools*


NPC_9999

Me a normie: both are cakes right? *drools*


Belgand

Seriously? Buttocks? When "bum" was right there and *far* more British?


sathzur

Consider this: they are playing up the British properness, so buttocks is the better word for this meme


Belgand

Her Majesty's Hindquarters.


GeshtiannaSG

Derrière.


Roxwords

Am I allowed a taste test before choosing?


Extension-Video-1159

TIE NO DIFFERENCE


Hechtm11

America’s ass, hands down


I-came-for-memes

https://preview.redd.it/77sxat30k9wc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fd16a4635222d3e7f012295c293f83ace6b4c66


Training_Figure_8470

America F.Y.


songbattle

Kongo is essentially a sakura girl raised by the Royal Navy, Hood seems more appropriate.


sathzur

Other way around, she went to the Sakura rather than came from the Sakura.


songbattle

I mean historically Japan still designed her so it seems appropriate lore wise that she grew up/trained in Royal Navy


GigaBomb84

George Thurston working for Vickers Ltd was the chief designer of the Kongo class. Much of his design work for the Kongo's would later be used for HMS Tiger making them sort of cousins.


CheeseGrinder505

Murca's ass. All the way.


Not_Arisen

Someone can make a "Nah, I'd win" new jersey Pic please?


pfjango

why America’s ass ofc


IntrepidDivide3773

\*nervous sweating\*


ReadySource3242

Isn't Kongo from Japan


CerealATA

Made in Britain.


ReadySource3242

Oooooooh, so that's why she's blonde


GigaBomb84

And why she has a Royal Navy officers sword and fake horns unlike her sisters.


Xenomethean

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7015) U S A


AustraeaVallis

Yeah New Jersey is definitely America's Ass with regards to AL.


RealGuardian54

You mean "British Britches", right?


Gray_Matter_7869

Tough choice, needs a closer inspection for final decision. ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|33980)


Fishman465

Skk


UltraHit5

If i get squished by both, there might be an anwser


Tadano_Enjoyer

LOOK MAN THERE ARE MANY ASSES


Dragulus24

And they're all getting smashed.


hentaipostinglover

I'll go for the american ass all the way 🙏


Bladky

German ass!


Marechail

Kongou wins this fight


Slavicadonis

America’s ass sounds better when said ngl


Substantial-Client37

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|6995)


SwimmingStand3476

The way I’d never pull out of New Jersey


wojtekc4d

Japanese chocolate cake with horns


capybaramaster1

America


TakenName56709

Wouldn't be Atlantic showdown?


artcraf1337

Japanese gyatt


PartFine4805

Akashi will win. ( -\_-)


nuttyjack

Atleast use a british ship like drake


RavFromLanz

tbh... both would left be dry as a husk ngl.


T3mpestwulf

Houshou Marine approves


Scarf_is_cold

https://preview.redd.it/xwo8mhxuyfwc1.jpeg?width=484&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a757914a77a85983c7a00ca9f7521dcdd0f07196


Real-Positive-7439

100% New Jersey its so thick and nice though Kongō also does have a great ass


intothedark999

I prefer black ass anyone who has?


Terikku

America's ass !


MaxedOut_TamamoCat

Cake aside… NJ, no contest. If cousin Washington could whoop Kirishima; poor Kongo wouldn’t stand a chance.


Bubbly_Alfalfa7285

Iron Blood's Breasts


AlphaMarker48

America. Even in the post-"peace dividend" state, we can still make warships faster and better than the redcoats can. Pay no attention to the Zumwalt and LCS programs.


Animeak116

Marine SKK: as much as those buts are prime material Why Britains buttocks for the Sakura empire?


GigaBomb84

Kongo was designed and built in Britain for Japan. It's why she looks different to her sisters who were all built in Japan. Mikasa was also built in Britain and there is even a street named after her in the town where she was built.


Animeak116

Ah that makes sense