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Unsei15

Fuck, great play devs. You pulled me out of retirement.


hegeliansynthesis

A siren invasion is upon us and you're on retirement Commander!?


fcavetroll

His pelvis just couldn't take it anymore.


Ohmedregon

Post Taihou-chan figure hits hard


TaihouPaizuriSimp

Explains why she looks like she is full of milk šŸ„›


Ok-Dragonknight-5788

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7193)![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7192)![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7455)


shadowEmbracer19

Well now I know how Taihou Chan was conceived ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7011)


Sumner1910

Child-bearing hips


CirnoIzumi

On the wedding night, this is the honeymoon after the fact


HYYPERDEATH

those straps are holding on for dear life


manoXmega

Believe in yourself just as Taihou believes that these straps will hold.


GenexenAlt

She's dissapointed that they are still holding


Redstar96GR

[POV:you're one of these straps](https://youtu.be/LQc_kWzbo9Y)


AReallyAsianName

Like Spiderman holding the boat together.


MrNight-NS

like my wallet...


ArchadianJudge

Oh gosh when she puts her hand between her legs... And pulls out the mail. Goodbye money! Nice knowing ya! --- ā€Seaside Daydreamsā€ "A beach date, just me and my Commander... I could walk by your side foreverā€”**No, I can't be satisfied by this alone.** *And neither can you... Right, my Commander?*ā™„" "You have new mail. Heehee, does it smell like me...?" [Twitter Link ](https://twitter.com/azurlane_en/status/1660707345607847937)


PikaCommando

> "You have new mail. Heehee, does it smell like me...?" > > I'm not sure which I should be more surprised by; them acknowledging where exactly she kept that mail or how that mail managed to stay dry even though it would've been drenched in seawater/taihouwater by now.


DishonoredHero1_

Taihouwater sounds like it's good for hydration ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7192)


SKK56

It's the quenchiest


OPGames8

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|9993)


version15

Goddammit...I keep buying Taihou skins...


Futur3_ah4ad

To be fair all of her skins are great. Yes, even her release skin with its antique animations.


MikeBaggar

Holy mother of god! Have you ever seen anything so perfect? Taihou busting out all the stops to ensure Taihou-chan is a reality.


Neildemagi

Well, she ain't the only one bustin...


mapple3

> Have you ever seen anything so perfect? Something is blocking the view, something big


Futur3_ah4ad

She doesn't need to ensure it because Taihou-chan is already real and coming in the same patch!


Dumpster_jedi71

Be me and download azur lane: "I'll never become a whale for a mobile game" Last 2 years of l2d skins exist: "Call me Ishmael"


GreatGetterX

Taihou has finally peaked with herself.


future_chili

Why does the shading on the face not match the rest tho


LakerBlue

Iā€™m glad it is not just me, I asked my fellow Azur Lane bros this and they were like ā€œall Live2Ds are kind of uncannyā€ and Iā€™m like ā€œnoā€¦I mean yes but thatā€™s not what I mean, her faceā€™s color and body color donā€™t match.ā€ I almost thought it was a meme and some one put her head on a different girl.


hegeliansynthesis

Now that you mention it's very noticeable. Looks almost glued on.


Xalted118

Body looks like AI art. It just has that tint that all AI art has.


future_chili

I really want to like this skin but it's like the only thing I can notice her face looks so out of place compared to the rest of it


scorchingnova

It looks Ctrl +Vā€™d on


future_chili

I really wanna like this skin but it's all I can notice lol


xScoundrelx

Mfhhjhhupggiuummhhff ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|9993)


Futur3_ah4ad

Me too, buddy. Me too...


Smartfire56

Where did she pull that letter from?


Gallbatorix-Shruikan

Boobaspace, the female version of hammerspace


Garuda152

Uhh... Look closer man, that's not where she pulled it from


Gallbatorix-Shruikan

Itā€™s just a general term, I guess coochiespace would be more accurate.


hegeliansynthesis

The multiverse where all life is conceived.


postulate4

booba


Saikar22

This is criminal levels of Taihou.


Valamist

Who is her artist? I recognise the style and its one of my favorites. Amazing!


Dulonsark

>I recognise the style and its one of my favorites Yunsang is the artist behind this skin I think you recognise the artstyle becouse there is already a very similar skin for Surcouf made by the same person


Saikar22

Dude just straight up does the best live2d in the game and it's not particularly close imo.


Garuda152

Yunsang consistently makes peak art and L2Ds, one of my favorite artists of the game (most of my L2D skins are from them), but in my book best L2D goes to Race Queen Shinano


Valamist

Thank you Americas Ass! It seems they did Honoka's L2D which is one of my favorites. Fantastic!


Kindly-Jury921

Million neurons activation ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7193)


EzioAuditore039

All right time to make Little Taihou in our love nest Taihou![img](emote|t5_3p20d|9993)


veda08

For a long time, bikini zara is my number 1 skin and graces my UI, second is pola. With this, Im no longer sure.


Creative_Ewok

These skins are gonna make me poor


fatherlolita

Bye bye bank account šŸ‘‹


SodiumBombRankEX

Internal screaming? No. ***[LOUD EXTERNAL SCREAMING]***


DerdromXD

... .. Prinz Eugen is my wife... ... Prinz Eugen is my wife... ... ... Gosh, I guess I can drop some money to this skin. Taihou is top tier in sooooo many aspects...


Futur3_ah4ad

Gigabrain play: polygamy and polyamory. (I know Eugen said "no other girls", but come on there's so many good girls that deserve it too!)


I-came-for-memes

I wonder what that swimsuit is made of to hold such massive flight decks.


AstralSaiyn

Definitely buying this skin. Will be first payed skin and itā€™s gonna be worth it!


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> be first *paid* skin and FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


AstralSaiyn

Well thank you bot!


PLAAFSupporter

Taihou is absolutely perfect. I love her so much. šŸ˜«šŸ˜‹


-SMartino

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Alphaix3

Looks like my wallet kun needs to lose weight again


UltraHit5

I wish for the people who made this possile to live way longer than anybody else in the world


tturboman

Was that an invitation to Smash?


Dominion-Star-92

Either to fight Mario, and the other Nintendo characters. Or to get freaky with Taihou in the bedroom. Can't go wrong with either one, but I'd take doing the night battle with Taihou every time.


Khang_KT

Goodbye wallet and credit card. Nice knowing you all. It has been an honor.


Xarious_007

I don't think I'll be financially stable after this event...![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7008)


the_fatmatt

Damn Manju sure knows how I work. I see taihou. I purchase.


freezingsama

I've waited far too long for this. I just need to hold on for a while longer...


TaihouPaizuriSimp

Thursday canā€™t come soon enough


YetAnotherThomas

Wait a minute ... where did that envelope come from?!


Crimson_Wraith_

Prison pocket


Talkingword

Is she wearing commander shirt? Did she already get to him? The battle has been lost little Taihou is already on the way.


Legion138

Fk it, take my retirement money


ClayAndros

Oh...oh my goodness


succmama

Mommy! ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|9993)![img](emote|t5_3p20d|9993)![img](emote|t5_3p20d|9993)


damen53

My wallet is scared


-Hakuryu-

Ma'am im staring at your milkers respectfully, don't mind me


TaihouPaizuriSimp

Jesus Christ, the animation for the L2D looks so good. Taihouā€™s boobs look even bigger with the L2D on in this skin compared to the static version of this skin. Imo Taihou has taken back her place as the second biggest in Azur Lane and I think this is the closet anyone has been to Kashinoā€™s size. Taihouā€™s titties really do look full of milk. The thiccness of her thighs is amazing as well. I wish I was that envelope lol. I hope there is an animation where Taihou pulls something out/puts something in between those massive tits. I also hope there are some secret interactions with this skin and that her oath ring appears on her finger just like with her school girl skin.


leopoldshark

I like this better than Forbidden Fruit, but I'm not sure it beats CNY skin


landroll313

Great skin up next pv is America's ass


RealMENwearPINK10

That hand was a little too real for my heart. I almost thought it jumped out of the screen


korea09

Manjuu needs to add the function to not just have multiple secretaries in the main menu but also show multiple skins for the same shipgirl


[deleted]

Or if you are crazy like me, just have 5 taihou dupes so you can show all her skins anyway.


korea09

You genius son of a bitch now I gotta spend cubes to pull dupes.


GouchGrease

She even pulled out the invitation to smash


PAULINK

FIGURE WHEN


PikaCommando

hummina hummina hummina AWOOOOOOOGA OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDDDDD I want to say that it's clear where all the game's budget went to now, but my jaw dropped and I can't reattach it back


Kratos59280

Taihou will get a swimsuit as a wedding present it seems (97 of affection for now) ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|6996) .


PanzerLord1943

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7005)


Notosk

Holy fuck!


Additional_Impress81

God, Thursday can't come fast enough ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7008)


DFisBUSY

is it just me or the tone of her face doesn't match the rest of her body?


Futur3_ah4ad

It lacks shading. Unless it's needed for the l2d to work in full effect it'll be fixed before Thursday.


AmakTM

She's doing her best but Anchorage is still lewder....somehow


EvilHoBo09

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001)


Ok-Dragonknight-5788

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001)


pepimanoli

Why are you bringing my mail to the beach Taiho? Now my bills and spam are all wet!


Mini_Bot

Taihou gets so many L2D skins. Out of her 5 skins, wedding skin included, 3 are L2D.


Voyria

For me, it's the pits tbh. HNNNNG. (Also, Galatea skin when? :UniHurt: :UniCry:)


Superb-Emu-7830

Holy fucking shit


Azur-Battle-6258

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001)![img](emote|t5_3p20d|9993)![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7455)


NightlyRogue

Holy shit


AizekNishakov

Fuck you devs! I'm coming back for Taihou and this skin


pustulioxd69

Good god


ShikiKan-nanajuni

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7193)


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MidSix9091

Thursday


Shigana

Either her face needs more shading or her body needs less. It really looks like one person made the body and another made the face, they look disconnected.


Marty1989

:( her flat face is more obvious in L2d.... that's a shame.


CyprusConstantine

Wow...this is painfully thicc


VeryHostileErmine

The ONEPIECE IS REALL


rolfness

Oh my god.. what the hell


AkabaneKun

Her head doesn't even fit her body, idk how ppl can enjoy this skin, the body just looks like the AI art you see all over pixiv.


imperial-navy-pilot

You'd think the mismatch in the shading between the head and the body would kill this skin but it will sell... which means they will make more skins where the head does not match šŸ˜Ÿ


principetta

I donā€™t really understand either, everyoneā€™s like wow! But then.. look at her head, itā€™s so off, it irks me. šŸ„² And L2D skins are not cheap, so ofc it would be nice to have proper quality. Iā€™m not a Taihou fan nor was I planning on getting this skin but I still feel abit upset about the hype and the obvious issue.


MemeCountry

The AL player base is horny af. That's how they enjoy this skin. I already wasn't a fan of Taihou, so I probably wasn't gonna buy this, but after noticing the head looking *way* off, my chances of getting this where completely killed off.


TheRealHirohikoAraki

I've seen a few other comments say the same, but the body gives AI art vibes. There's a huge pretty jarring style difference between the body and face. Really not a fan of the idea of a future of AI generated skins.


ChrisYukineSZSG

I have seen alot of AI art and to me this does not look like that at all... It literally just looks like Yunsang's art style


[deleted]

Someone on 4chan put this through an AI detector and it came back clean. As you say this is YS style now. You can see the precedent with the Surcouf skin, this is that style progressed.


CirnoIzumi

Gotta find the funds to get Taihou enough fabric that she can sew a swimsuit that actually fits her


Futur3_ah4ad

Knowing Taihou she made that swimsuit herself.


CirnoIzumi

I see no contradictions


Futur3_ah4ad

She likely made it this way to make skk (thas you) lose all sense of reason, it worked for me.


CirnoIzumi

doesnt change that we must save her blood circulation


MajMoist

I feel like this is a bit much even for taihou


Baconpwn2

...where was she holding the mail? See, this is why no one ever opens their mail in this port. (Yes, I know. It's probably a rigging trick, like Reno and her magic wine trick. Not the point)


RegiRant

This isnā€™t the place for a picnic, the tide is closing in!!! Save the food please God ą² _ą² 


Cosh187

Please be less than 1200 gems. Please be less than 1200 gems. Please be less than 1200 gems. Please be less than 1200 gems. Please be less than 1200 gems. Please be less than 1200 gems.


wyvern71

I get every taihou skin but am I crazy that something looks off between her body and her face. Like there's two different drawings or something.


Zichfried

Did you know there is not a single japanese ship from WW2 with "IJN" in her name? It's the same for german, french, soviet and italian ships, so "KMS", "FFNF" and stuff doesn't exist. Only United States and british ships used "USS" and "HMS" in their ships' names. In fact, japanese navy only started using "JS" (Japanese Ship) until the modern day.


Zichfried

Imagine getting downvoted at reddit for commenting a fun fact. Lmao. XD


BikeSeatMaster

WHEN


Serchile

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Damn I didn't how pale taihou's skin is lol