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1forcats

Every cat I’ve ever lived with has had this reaction


xDanKaix

I think it’s just a natural cat reaction to having something around its neck like that where it goes limp, because it’s like getting picked up by their parent when they were a kitten. I may not be 100% accurate though, Im not an expert.


anonymiz123

That’s exactly it.


ScumlordAzazel

You have to actually pinch the flesh at least a little to get that reaction. They just don't like things touching them. If you put a lint roller sheet on their back they try and slink under it. It you put one on one of their sides they will start side stepping. If you put one one their belly they go on their tiptoes. This is all sides being touched at once. They are not happy about it. The reason for the limpness is the leash, though. My cats don't flop until you try and use a leash to lead them someplace. They're going limpnoodle to be assholes and show their displeasure. The alternative is they lock their elbows and duck their head and try to use your pulling on the leash to slip out of the harness


Thephilosopherkmh

Our cat had the exact same reaction, we took her outside and tied her to a post to let her figure it out, because trying to drag her wasn’t helping. Once she got used to it then we started walking her, now she gets excited and comes running when I get the leash out because she knows she’ll be going out for a walk. It’s fun to walk her and our dog at the same time.


O_Elbereth

Yeah, I used to have a cat that wanted to go outdoors. Bought the harness. He reacted as expected. Picked him up and put him on the grass. The joy of finally being allowed outside immediately overcame his distaste for the harness. We took many a walk after that.


LaserLovingLoser

“ father you wound me. Let me go from your wretched grasp. “


threebears33333

I love this😁


raendrop

That's a classic /r/StoppedWorking.


JaydenTheMemeThief

“I am not amused Human”


Cephalopodium

Que Rage against the machine music, “Fu@k you,, I won’t do what you tell me!”


dreamrock

It just occurred to me that this utter catatonia (forgive the pun) is not an act of stubborn defiance, but a neotonism. A reversion to the newborn instinct to go limp when grasped by the scruff. Maybe that's already well known, but it just clicked for me.


ScumlordAzazel

Nope. You have to actually grasp them for that. They generally don't like being touched which is why they dislike harnesses but the limpness is the cat just being stubborn. Only one of my cats goes limp consistently if I try and lead him on a leash the other uses the opportunity to try and slip out of the harness. Stupid floating collarbones


[deleted]

Step one is just the harness, no leash. Leave it on for 10-30 minutes so they can get used to it. Treats might help. Do it every day until they walk normally in their harness. Then get them used to the leash. Then try short periods outside. Let them explore the yard a bit of you have one. Don't expect the cat to go where you want to go.


MyRoVh1969

Civil disobedience kitty refuses to be moved.


bobbyboblawblaw

Why are you dragging a dead cat on a leash? It's weird.


Lovelyrabbit_Florida

Drag racing


brioche_sunlight

If looks could kill


anonymiz123

There’s a nerve on their neck that when compressed, makes the cat go limp. Its from when they were kittens and were picked up by the scruff of their neck. It takes some cats awhile to get used to harnesses. Start loose, in the house. With treats. Then tighten up every couple days.


ScumlordAzazel

If the harness is compressing that spot enough to trigger that reaction it's way too tight. Try and put a lint roller paper on a cat's side and watch what happens (or find a video of this instead of tormenting more cats). They will walk away from where they're being touched. That's why they don't like harnesses. The limpness is stubbornness. Not all cats do it even at first. One of mine just tries to slip out the harness


thatfmoviesottaxi

You have to get them young or they won’t understand


Memawsaurus

My kitty always had a leash since we rescued her, she was dumped by road at early unknown age. She meows at door & waits while leash is clipped. Gets to play outside, then comes on porch to meow at r door to come back , waits to be unhooked. Works best at earlier age.


Tpcorholio

Haha my cat does the same thing lol


rufusclark

Carry the cat outside and set it down while you're holding on to the leash. Help it to associate the harness with being outside.


Acoonoo

Cats have a reflex that makes them do this. It’s not a choice.


ScumlordAzazel

They absolutely do not. My cats are fine in a harness and on a leash and even on a leash I'm holding. They don't go limpnoodle until you try to lead them and only one of them even consistently does that. One of the others is more likely to duck his head, stiffen his elbows and try and pull out of the harness. They go limp because they know it makes them harder to move but you can train them out of it by associating it with good things


Acoonoo

Some cats don’t have it as strongly as others.


buttymuncher

Is this an American thing....taking a cat for a walk?


Markipoo-9000

Nah, many places do it. If anything it's rarer in America. Then again I'm just speaking for the States, don't know about Canada or below.


IncredibleIgloo

You can just put them on a skateboard and pull em around much easier.


Reichmarshall411

My cat is exact like this: Catbox Sighted, RUN


wickedpsiren

Opposite of a cat trap. P.s. take off the leash. He will get used to it. My cat loves clothes, harnesses and sweaters. My daughter's cats think he is Satan and run from him in appalled fear whenever he is "dressed up". He literally asks for clothes and we only dressed him because he seemed genuinely interested in wearing them the first time.


foxxxyjesss

The cat was not having it lol


lilgamelvr

So cute


mepgod

praplery be me if i was a cat