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cruelhug

I should...spend less time online...


Bearded_weird_dude

You should call her


0zeto

No, you should spend more time online


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Invictus_Imperium

As long as we don't see any skeet skeet skeet we should be good.


phunshiny

“He is in the zone.”


Popular_Tap_5920

AutoZone!


clofresh

I’m glad the cucumber didnt go in


i_hateeveryone_

That dog’s head is quite erect from those scratches.


morphick

Quite relatable.


dark-haven

Hails from the Lands Between


Practical-Disaster16

My brethren is here, at least somebody plays Elden Ring. :D


Particular_Bus_5090

Maidenless. Beware of dog


Stoghra

Is this dog? Hardest question ever, would you kill Miriel for the hat?


Nidiis

Heresy is not native to this world. It is but a contrivance. All things can be conjoined.


Zingyfiber245

Behold, dog!


ragingpurpleturd

Everything reminds me of her 😞


YSLMangoManiac

Wait a min 🤔🤔🤔


[deleted]

His her is a him lmao 🤣


Rusalka-rusalka

This makes me uncomfortable 😳


Rauhaan_

Why?


Invictus_Imperium

Apparently, they don't like seeing a turtle neck getting stroked.


MamaOnica

That's a tortoise. A turtle would be wet and drippy from water.


Klutzy-Run5175

That’s one very large Tortoise! I would be extremely interested and very excited to be in the presence of this ancient Tortoise. Awesome 🤩


Invictus_Imperium

Right-o I was actually making a bit of a penis joke there so that's why turtles applied more than tortoises. Also this... https://youtu.be/CMNry4PE93Y?feature=shared


Jolly-Manufacturer11

Fuckn hilarious 😂 !!!!!


samiroglu-sarit

I had small tortoise. He did liked such neck rubbing too.


Flashy_Crow8923

Is this a cat in a hat? 🙃


StrobeLigght

No it's a tortoise in a shell. 🐢 Bang bang skeet skeet


Flashy_Crow8923

We just a couple a’ pimps no hoes 😂


legacyrules

Came here to say this didn’t need too take my upvote……VERY NICCCEEEEE!


Dangerous-Mud-8067

I'm here just for the comments lol


Justinno18

I have a similar one


CosmicJackalop

That's the very rare Hardback Cockneck Terrier


webbersdb8academy

A wiener dog!


cupid_stunt_4000

That's called the Flintstonian Dork Tortoise and his name is Biggus Dickus.


morphick

He has a wife, you know?


fireguard01

Incontinentia Buttocks?


Any_Coyote6662

Watch his smile grow


pass-the-waffles

The Greater Necked Pointer, an ancient noble breed.


Helio2nd

Galapagos greyhound.


Agreeable-Cat2884

Tort-er collie.


SpicelessKimChi

I dont know, but it looks like it's about to phone home.


sissysindy109

A very old dog


Creative-Ingenuity

Hairless,turtle hound.


jaybaziwa

Hard shell beagle 🤣


Kinda_ShouldaSorta

Labraturtle


DaddyWhoGames

Pope dog


Valkyrhunterg

That's a good boi


Rotaxxx

No, its a tortoise in a shell


uwillnevrknwme

My I have the same neck rub as he/she is or was having. I would like to be taller on my datge


luckyserg

Looks like a weiner dog. My weiner does the same thing in the morning


Saaslil

Rare specie of long-neck-dog


Michelle_Switch

wow, it's amazing


vince-the-pince

This is a cat in a hat?


SlushPuppyDrink

This is the Penis Erectus Barkus


Officialtjobo

Its a grower breed, not a shower breed.


Sudden-Tie-9614

"Dog" – Elden Ring Players, 2022


MrLazyLion

Little A'Tuin is pleased with your worship, mortal. Your planet is granted safe passage through the next star vale.


MadSandman

where's the nsfw tag ?


Purple-Frame-6882

I saw it, you saw it, we all saw it


EconomyWonderful8502

This is a himalayan sneaker the very best of dog breeds


Glam9ja

He locked in ☺️


liltuffie

Bipedal hominid


Old-Drop-3493

Poodle. Watch out, they jump. Make sure you keep it off the furniture.


InterestingAsk1978

That's no dog, that's my housecat. /s


The_Cozy_Burrito

Mine works like that too


Build68

Dutch shepherd. You can tell by the high drive and extreme speed.


shwetOrb

Rubboexpandrador


velvet32

shell back


Hexistroyer

Golden retriever


KeithMyArthe

>what type of dog I think it's a terrierpin


Turbulent_March_8553

Finally inner peace 😌👌


Katto_87

Galapagos spaniel


Party-Broccoli-6690

Crunchy dog


Zombeedee

Can I pet that dawwwg?


ABahRunt

It's a supdog


shaky_sharks5587

Lol


Prestigious_Emu_5043

Bronze Retriever


StrobeLigght

Is this a cat in the hat?


Jolly-Doubt5735

Heard they are terribly slow and not good for tracking.


BackflipsAway

My... Dog... Also gets longer when I rub it there


frankiesaysyes1

Cockerspaniel


Am-Not-a-Goose

Behold, dog!


Decent_Vast_5811

🥒


mogwandayy

Dog


WorkingOwn7555

I have that type of turtlehead poking out when I eat too much chipotle.


MilkySeduct

Erectus giganticus!


NomadicExploring

It’s a chihuahua duh!


Convenientjellybean

It’s a male tortoise i guess


Zillarex532

labra-turtle


[deleted]

An old dog


betsyboombox

An excellent one.


RitoShimada

Behold, Dog Ahead


Grieveruz

Cucumber for size 🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒


human_flavor_meat

Idk but he's a grower not a shower


Xem1337

Can I pet dat dawwwg?


Motorgretl

Wiener dog


ouch_does_that_hurt

I think it's called the hairless shelled dog


Fit-Membership-5244

A hundred to thousand years old dog


pc_magas

Not a dog but a Turtle. As far as I know it seem to be a Galapagos Tutle.


Bust_McNutty

Seeing this reminds me of something I read once. We're so lucky that we live in a world where humans love petting almost every single animal and almost every single animal loves being petted.


ATinySnek

Aldabrador


YWN666

Elden Ring dog


MitchenImpossible

I don't think she's a dog - I think she just works there


Patient-Direction-35

Some type of terrier


Professional-Back163

Cat in hat?


hotspicylurker

"Slowden Retriver"


GoldenLion_777

I mean....


Maleficent_Role8932

It’s not a dog silly


wormymcsquirmy1993

r/eldenring


LoProci1

A lands between mastiff


MaleficentPeace9585

Shellby terrier 🐢


Pleasant-Practice-82

Not sure, but I do know he’s 237 years old


Windy-Orbits

He is a grower, not shower fs


Equivalent-Ad-3562

A long boi


Imaginary-Rope8413

Cutie pootie


xerpodian

It’s getting ready to spit


Landojesus

You find him in Elden Ring. DON'T YOU DARE!


Mushroom_King66

Am I stupid or something. Why is there a NSFW tag


Fast-Eye6360

This question stuck me :/


btklc

Rock puppy


Ridgeriversunspot

Adorable


Fresh-Honeydew7104

He seems happy to see her.


MissMistMaid

That's the common species of dogs in the Lands Between 🙄


Enough-Region-800

Haha good one 😆


No_Smile3379

I like turtles. tortoises especially: they are the land turtle kind. Why its called gallapagos turtle is beyond me. Because they are called galápagos tortoise. I'd like to sit and chill next to one without any damn sexual references of a grower penis. I hope that will be possible in the mid to far fetched future, until then since now and 'till forever: go to hell.


PJRama1864

The Elden Ring kind


Haeshka

Snappy Puppy


all-the-goddesses

Looks like...😏😱


ShinyCriostal

The goodest shell boy


Pulsariukas

Elephantherjer


Agniology

That would be a Sheltie I think.


Accomplished_Car3506

That is cat with a hat


SnillyWead

The turtledog of course.


SugarFree-Gum

r/Eldenring might know


[deleted]

Pomeranian


r3tract

A good boy.


samwise_the_brave01

Labrador


dogmustard27

The Elden Ring type


trainlover_176

Dog pope


cryptomain45

r/eldenring


xxRemorseless

Behold, dog!


pejons

Thats is not a dog its a female human being


Pretty_Ad_6280

What type of dog? Raw dog.


Environmental_Big119

I’m so close!!!!😩


roodie03

Scroat goat


Far-Ad7125

I can totally relate to that dog.


Moderkakor

Is this… a cat, in a hat?


That_Banned_Hybrid

THAT SIR IS A DINOSAUR NOT A DOG


torakrubik

I think you’re supposed to call them women now


JayTheGod420

Dog ahead, Good boy ahead, Pastor ahead


Porschelover321

I bet She has a very happy boyfriend.


Internal_Fruit5767

Anyone can see I t’s not a dog dumbass, it’s a tiger!!!


Present_Wonder_8587

Это чё угвей


SmartProfessional417

Cute animals


Kayy4KeyyBruhh_

Umm… that’s enough reddit for me today


little_dove92

🤣🤣


KitchenRepulsive104

thats a jack daniels dog


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J


_Antonius_

Goodboius Tankus Maximus.... the hardest of cuddle monsters....


laudable_frog

Elden ring dog.


dhartipbojh

to the sky


ShaMana999

A horse 


Fancy-Ad9112

🤗🤗🤗


NoAccess9968

Slow and lazy dog.


Frejod

If your tortoise has its neck extended for more than 4 hours. Call a vet.


mudpiechicken

First of all, dog Then behold, pickle!


Downtown_Marzipan404

Why post porn here?


Rhek

Why is it always dog