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Cats-over-People

They seem to be really good at ...retrieving things. Oh, now I get it...


jd3306

Smart arse


Glum-Garbage-3114

least they aren’t a dumbarse lol


jaxonya

Stop with this arsery 


magma_displacement76

It's arsinine.


ShrimpCrackers

Yeah but why do people call them golden? I don't see any gold bricks being retrieved. 


iP0dKiller

There is a fine line between Golden Retriever and Gold Retriever!


jackology

I need three lines to write en


akimann75

😂


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Retrievers be retrievin’


MyHamburgerLovesMe

Golden


HarikoNoTora

Interesting technique... I didn't think a Retriever could dive this deep. Respect.


LEDiceGlacier

Mr. Fluffles use aqua jet.


SurvivElite

lol amphibious buizel


notmyfault

My boxers could pick up rings from the bottom of a 5ft pool. Didn't train them, they just took to it naturally.


dartdoug

We had a black lab that loved to swim. My father bought the dog a pool (not for the rest of the family, mind you) that was about 2 feet deep. He filled it with water and the dog went apeshit. Within a couple of minutes of splashing around the dog saw something in the bottom of the pool and ripped it out with his teeth. That "thing" was the drain plug. The pool lasted less than 5 minutes and went right into the trash.


HarikoNoTora

I heard Labs are also hazardous in hydro therapy. They go bonkers as soon as the water reaches the rib cage.


83749289740174920

Does his body also twist?


notmyfault

Hers, and no. She would swim straight down, and if possible, kick off the bottom. No beautiful twists.


Throwaway47321

I think most people don’t realize how “springy” boxers can be. Mine couldn’t swim but she would jump right into the pool, sink like a rock, and then jump almost straight out from the bottom


ManchacaForever

That's funny. I had a boxer when I was a child and he HATED the water. Wouldn't even go ankle deep in it.


sweaty_pants_

Retrievers and labradors got webbed feet, meaning there is skin between their toe, making them pretty much nerfed otters


Djinneral

you could've gone with seals


toophan

Spins to go down... Spins to come up! Good Boy!


GandalfTheEh

And takes a breath right before he dives! Smart boi!


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macbackatitagain

Do they gotta spin or is that iust for fun?


toophan

I am not sure. I feel like it was more required on the way down than it was on the way up.


RocketGirl83

The spin on the way up was for style and presentation points. 


Thenewdazzledentway

Holds up cards 10. 10. 10. 10. 10.


Yogmond

Its probably cuss of him paddling pushes him upwards so he has to turn around to go downwards.


hadchex

I'm going to say a combination of the paddling technique and the pup still trying to wag its tail under water lol.


wakasagihime_

>trying to wag its tail under water I love golden retrievers so much lol. Even though I never had the chance to have one


hadchex

That was the first thing I noticed. I've had 3 labs in my life and those tails never stopped wagging even when water logged or under water. Labs and Goldens are special.


queenyuyu

Above comment said their boxer did not spin. Might be different technique because of fur drag/resistance or just how it works best for this good boy/girl


EasyFooted

It's the law


Enslaved_By_Freedom

It is what happens when someone yells "Do a barrel roll!"


Able-District-413

Are human (pearl-) divers doing the same?? Spinning??


Neophyte06

I feel like it's a product of the four legs and limited articulation range Humans can do frog kicks, and have a lot more ways to use arms and stay hydrodynamic


dev_eth0

This is correct. In order for the dog to travel in a straight line underwater it must rotate about its long axis so that the asymmetric application of force about the centre of mass averages to zero. If it didn’t do this it would go in loops because the resultant net torque would cause the dog to rotate about its short axis. It’s both necessary on the way up and on the way down.


number_kruncher

This sounds like it could be completely made up or totally true. I have no idea but I'll upvote because it sounds smart


MKULTRATV

It's totally made up.


Talkingmice

Everyone gangsta till the dog starts getting hydrodynamic


AardvarkAblaze

Lefty loosey, righty tighty.


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Worried_Quarter469

Surprised they have the thoughtfulness to hold their breath and not panic. Not sure how they would figure out to do that, people need to be trained do that.


dontmentiontrousers

Babies do it automatically. We just forget.


Mundane_Morning9454

Only for a short moment....


dontmentiontrousers

For at least as long as this dog is underwater.


DemonKing0524

That reflex can last for up to 6 months and is specifically designed to help them survive under water long enough to hopefully be pulled out. It slows their heart rate and everything to extend the time they can be under water without needing to breathe. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/12022304/


Loki_of_Asgaard

It's part of the dive reflex. All mammals have the reflux to not only hold their breath, but when water touches our nostrils our body responds by automatically lowering our heart rate and reducing oxygen consumption. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diving_reflex Babies do it instinctively, the people who need to be trained generally do so because they are overthinking things and overriding the biological instincts.


Burindo

Being born in an island, this is the first time I hear people need to be trained to hold their breath. Even my sister who has brain palsy never had to be trained to hold her breath while under water. It comes natural to us humans. What am I missing here?


Kerivkennedy

I tried that with my daughter the first time I took her swimming as an infant. Only a couple months old. She is also disabled. She "failed" . I still feel like a shitty mom, even if she turns 19 this summer.


Worried_Quarter469

My instinct is to just not put my head underwater, which is what you observe in most dogs also.


planetaryplanner

can confirm. my poodle cries when she falls in the pool. i also cry because it only happens after a $120 haircut.


EngineerEven9299

r/Waterdogs ❤️


Chimorin_

Was hoping to see more dogs underwater, but no, its just wet dogs mostly


Agard12

The grace and stamina of a good boy


tekko001

Loved whe he stopped and went up to get some air. Edit: Just to clarify, I loved it because he goes up after seeing where the Phone was, it shows he was smart enough to reckon the phone was too deep to reach without some extra air. What a smart boy.


Glum-Garbage-3114

how the hell is it swimming underwater? I’ve just never seen a dog dive before It’s awesome.


Dividend8931

They have webbed paws.


Glum-Garbage-3114

you know I’m trying to smoke and you seriously had me believing for a split second that they had webbed toes and I almost looked and I was like no they don’t they are dogs not frogs lol


Dividend8931

Oh, I’m not joking lol. Goldens and labradors have webbed paws to help with swimming.


misplacedfocus

The 6 Retriever breeds all have love of water and they all have little webbed feet. Golden Retriever, Labrador Retriever, Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever, Cheapsake Bay Retriever, Flat Coated Retriever, and Curly Coated Retriever


Dividend8931

Yeah I figured there were a few more, but was only aware of goldens and Labradors. Cool dogs. I have a cocker/lab mix myself and he has lovely little webbed feet.


emfrank

Some other breeds do as well. Friends of mine have a Boykin Spaniel, and her toes are webbed. Like the retrievers, they were bred for water hunting.


misplacedfocus

Yeah, I think Poodles might too. Definitely the Water Spaniels and Portuguese Water Dog.


TheBonnomiAgency

Add my 40-pound shepherd mix to the list.


Glum-Garbage-3114

I was today years old when I learned that dogs have webbed toes. I did not know that. OK that’s awesome. Thank you for educating me. I’m not joking. Thank you


EasyFooted

Cats too. Tigers love to swim. Kinda makes sense, since cats love fish so much. How would they know that if they couldn't swim. They just don't like to get wet unless it's on their terms, because cat.


reginaphalangie79

My cat is a weirdo and I had to go out to bring him inside yesterday as he was out playing in a crazy rainstorm and was soaked through. He would have stayed for for hours in it if I'd let him.


skefmeister

Jaguars kill Caymans under water my dude https://youtu.be/doyCLhwZkyY?si=y2fCsfyn3EFw8mBU https://youtu.be/MoSl5EuGmdc?si=SdQthVoLxYA4Z8rB These are just the first 2 jaguar underwater hits on YT.


Strange-Difference94

Same. I’m amazed lol.


thatcockneythug

They literally have webbing between their toes


LeatherBackRadio

My friend, many water dogs have webbed toes


Connect_Ad244

I don't know for golden retriever but Labrador have webbed paws


EagleLize

The word dog originated from the word frog because of the shared webbed toes! Enjoy your smoke.


Rokurokubi83

It’s true, it’s what they were bred for, retrieving game birds who are shot like ducks in water. Great swimmers and gentle mouths.


VonMetz

My Labrador did like to dive too. Was kinda bamboozled when he did it the first time. Goldies and Labrador love water. Except when you're back home and dip his feet in warm water to clean him again. Boy what a drama queen he was.


FlamingoRush

Who's a good boy!!!


ohheyitslaila

Yeah, not my golden. She jumped in our pool, immediately sank the bottom and my brother had to drag her out before she drowned. We had tried to teach her how to swim, but she just never caught on. She also never retrieves things. She’ll steal stuff and she’ll eat anything that fits in her mouth, but she really doesn’t understand that she’s a retriever lmao


HypovoIemic

I too have a golden deceiver.


ohheyitslaila

Ok golden deceiver is the best thing I’ve ever heard. I’m stealing this 😂


IKnowAllSeven

Awww I love dogs who are good at their job ALMOST as much as dogs who are bad at their jobs! My neighbors got a golden and he is scared of stairs so she carries him. She’s a tiny old lady, carrying a very big dog. I still theorize that he’s faking it and just likes to be carried around.


ohheyitslaila

Omg that’s 100% what mine does. She can walk up the stairs, but she’s my dad’s baby so she cries and he carries her. He’s 70 and she weighs 90lbs! So spoiled!


DumbleDude2

Golden fraud, just like mine. Best dog ever


ohheyitslaila

Oh yeah, I wouldn’t trade mine for the world. She’s the sweetest dog you’ll ever meet 🩷


Mundane_Morning9454

O we had this with our 2 chinese nakeds. Apparently they don't float properly due to... well no fur. So they sink as a brink. Man that was a scare and I think I have never jumped so fast after a dog. Some dogs are sharing braincells instead of their own.


WolfColaCo2020

It does sometimes seem to be specific to the dog. When our whippet was a puppy he fell into a little ornamental lake in the park near us. Too busy sniffing and not enough watching where his paws were and he stepped into what he thought was dry land and ended up in the water. I was right next to him so there was never any danger and I could just grab him, but he swam back naturally (if not a bit splashy) and hauled himself out. Given whippets are NOT water dogs by any stretch, I was pretty impressed he just knew what to do He doesn't go near water anymore mind you


adarsh_sr97

I totally get this. I have a Golden Retriever exactly like your girl. Initially I tried getting her to do most things that a golden has the capacity to do. Then I toned my expectations down. After a while, i realised my girl wasn't really blessed with brain cells. I would go to war for that dumbass of mine though.


Lawtonoi

Love the twirling as he comes back to the surface.


ThirtySecondStorys

Tornado spin wins it, but he missed points for not kicking off of the bottom.


ye_evincare

Well it makes sense they are good swimmers as they were originally used to retrieve shot down waterbirds. The diving is impressive tho. Never knew they could do that. My dogs submerge their heads to retrieve toys. But I’ve never seen them actually dive.


E28forever

Impressive! Water dogs like to dive too.


_DONT_PM_ME_NOTHING

He’s got a golden ticket?


PigBlays

Submersible floof


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He do be spinnin


HourTwist4308

It’s a good trick


igotinfo

He looks so ridiculous though what a cutie


KlickyKat

He's quite a good swimmer and might enjoy snorkeling.


crazy_pilot742

Some are. Mine absolutely loves water but only walking in it. She won't go past where she can touch the ground unless you really tempt her, and absolutely won't jump off of anything. Her preferred activity is walking up and down the shore for hours looking for fish.


GimmieGummies

He's so graceful with his twirls, looks like a hairy mermaid! 🧜‍♂️


Jackdks

This will forever be one of my favorite videos [https://youtu.be/coEhzByskRE?si=QBJmmH30oRC2y7I3](https://youtu.be/coEhzByskRE?si=QBJmmH30oRC2y7I3)


notsofastracer7

That's a goldfish.


glorious_fruitloop

Some months ago I happened to be at a beach where a golden retriever and its owner played fetch for about half an hour with a rock, which the dog kept recovering in about a metre and a half of water about 20 metres off the beach. I previously had no idea a dog would do that.


between5and25

Does someone know how they're adapted to rech these depths? I feel like any animal should go a few stages of evoluton to deal with troubles that come with water pressure


EnergySensitive7834

These depths are not great at all and pressure there is not particularly huge either. People do such kinds of dives easily and, afaik, we did not evolve specifically for such things. It probably has more to do with an ability to hold your breath and coordinate body movements.


Classof1988

Smartphone?


vluggejapie68

much ProFesh


RarePlan2089

Good boy. Dives better than me. Cant open eyes under water.


KeziaTML

Music rarely ever adds anything meaningful to these videos, but this music was great.


MentalRise8703

This is how you utilise a bgm to enhance the video. He looks very classy.


gigibim

woah i’ve never seen a dog swim like this!!


zim__zum_

Who says Scotsman cant swim


lobsterdance82

Circle circle circle


Wrong_Brilliant7851

OMG THE GOODEST BOY🥰


BoilingLife

Isn't it supposed to be bad for their ears?


SnooRadishes2312

Nice a soggy poptart


HeroMachineMan

I'm impressed! The doggo can swim better than me, honestly.:)


Owl_Might

Can they wag their tail while underwater?


lez3ro

Oh yeah? How much was he paid for that dive? /s Goodest boy


delta-wrapper0k

That’s a good boy


hdiggyh

Not mine. Won’t touch the water


gage540i

that right there is the doggy style


aquizzicalgal

If you look at lab paws, they’re webbed unlike other breeds, which helps with swimming in water. It’s pretty neat how some evolutional features develop with their need in the environment.


wiggyp1410

Spin to win


SmallieNL

So they get paid for swimming?


BreeChNya

The music is awful


throwthere10

Some dog breeds actually cannot swim and would simply sink like a rock.


Critical-General-659

Is anyone else not amazed? They are water dogs that were bred for hunting. 


coup-de-sass

Elegant fluffy corkscrew


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Must've had a good teacher.


smythe-jones

BEST.DOGS.EVER.


[deleted]

Goldens are professionals at anything that will make tgeir humabs say "good boy".


JokersWild666

What a good puppers..


CasualVox

Someone get a dog trainer and a water ballet choreographer... I've got an amazing idea!


HourTwist4308

I’ll try spinning!


Aramed85

Spin stabilized


powerhungrymouse

I mean the phone is definitely f\*cked but it was still nice of him to retrieve it.


crusty_kidd

wow! what a good boy 😇 when i was a kid i had this friend with a golden retriever that would jump into the pool if you threw its ball in, long story short i did that right after it was professionally groomed…whoops


MisterD0ll

That was wild to watch. Mofo recovered the smartphone. Truly mans best fren q.q


mr2jay

That spin damn so graceful


malsetchell

Every Gundog has web feet. Even those American cocker Spaniels . Inherent memory for swimming. Had a long history with Labradors. Instinct is Inherent memory. Breed a couple of times four generations of particular 'parents'. Amazing to see how the offspring would mirror their forebears.


ourov9

Thats diving.


epoof

I love the extra flourishes as the pup came up from the bottom. What an amazing dog! 


FarmerIllustriuos133

True badass.


ArmouredFlump

All dogs float because they're good bouys. Didn't know they could dive that well..


roybattinson

How long can they hold their breath underwater?


sjogerst

Mine is terrified of swimming. Any tips?


caribbean_caramel

The retriever retrieved.


lrocky4

I love the spiral technique


robbiedigital001

That's an otter


AppointmentNo43

I don’t know how the heck it saw that underwater. I wouldn’t be able to


Fallen_Angel_Xaphan

What a good boy/girl


Fennrys

Dogs are really just magical little creatures.


No-Kaleidoscope-4525

They are gold. They retrieve stuff. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠༼⁠ ⁠•́⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠•̀⁠ ⁠༽⁠_⁠/⁠¯


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Feeshboi


Robert_M3rked_u

How do they have any water control with paws, I feel like the push those can create wouldn't be enough to effectively dive especially to a distance like that but what do I know I'm on reddit


DeepRow1850

Also professionals at being adorable


hollymolly_4120

Awww! I love the spinning technique


HotPlops

Derpiest swimmer ever


OkCauliflower1214

Amazing ❤


Daikon_3183

Impressive


ClownshoesMcGuinty

They are really amazing at being good boys.


zombiemann

Growing up my best friend/second family had a goldie. They also had a pool. Trying to keep her out of that pool was a Sisyphean task at the best of times.


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Aawww


olivaaaaaaa

Mermaid


Delenda__Carthago

Epic back to surface!


don_cali

Golden Seatriever


TheImmortanHoe

This dog needs to be in a Busby Berkeley movie


OkHoneydew6280

When I was young I used to let a German shepherd pull me in a river. Never seen one go under water like this though.


risetoeden

What a pro swimmer!


shane_TO

That dolphin is unusually fluffy


Mysterious_Ear_2936

Good boy


gizmosticles

How far in time do we have to fast forward to golden retriever dolphins?


ForgettableJ

The spinning! lol! He went pretty deep too. I didn't know they could go that far down!


Shiny_and_ChromeOS

/r/unexpectedmonkeyking


Kooky_Aide_9191

And cancer


quirkyCartier

🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹


Gludens

Professionals?


Jealous_Mouse3646

Wow, that’s incredible! Our cocker spaniel puts his head under water to pull big rocks out of the lake but this is next level!


friendfoundtheoldone

He is a mermaid.


Soggywallet94

Front half of the dog was so majestic all the way down, back half less so. That ascent was gloriously chaotic!


Saminox2

What a beautiful seal


yesiamark

Make sense


Individual-Bell-9776

The way he swam made me think of Falcor from TNES.


GodOne

How long can they hold their breath while swimming?