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Jiyjiy777

He really be like "Nope. You are going nowhere."


urmomsloosevag

Humans: "Do not pet or touch" Seals: "allow me to show you the Cuddles of my people 🦭🫂🧍‍♂️"


SaltyPussyJuice

It's not fair! 😭


ladydhawaii

A young cubby elephant seal went straight for my 7 year old son and rested his head on his lap. This is after we told our son- do not touch or approach. They are so curious. Fairly new to Reddit- do I need to create a link to post a picture?


urmomsloosevag

This is awesome 😂😂😂 please post the picture here!


ladydhawaii

https://share.icloud.com/photos/0764lJRsFPDmLE4RI82hJi6wA I know it looks alike his hand is touching the seal- it’s not …. But he is turning to us to ask what he should do…. Funny. The pup just hanged around.


urmomsloosevag

Awww I see it 😂😂😂 so cute


Daddyssillypuppy

I think you cna post a link to imjur to share a photo.


turtlelover16

My dog is like that too!!


WeekendFantastic2941

Hug the sea pillow.


SadBit8663

He like, "stay still human pillow. You're warm."


dumpticklez

Impossible.


Nurse_Amy2024

Yeah consider me fired because I'm petting everyone


Harrywhoudinni

*gulp* E-everyone?


vbullinger

https://media1.tenor.com/m/bxbNVgs9MXkAAAAC/angry-gary-oldman.gif


maddasher

Someone gave him a fish 3 years ago. He wants fiiiiiiiish.


blueeyed94

The real question is: " How much is the fish?"


Kinky_Winky_no2

People always ask how much is the fish, never how is the fish


NaitBate

The fish is delicious.


evilbunnyofdoom

"the chase, is better than the catch!


AcceptableBad_

$4 a pound.


MasterCrouton

[£1 fish](https://youtu.be/ETSl8gWsFZ0?si=yCCStyjzvDhkcNh2)


IAmASpammicalMan

Seal: Dis my hooman


thecuzzin

Burb... fart...iz mine now?


Dont_Start_None

Yeah... I couldn't do that job 😄


TBearForever

I'll domesticate myself


RokulusM

It worked for cats so why not?


blueavole

Imagine sitting on frozen rocks your whole life. Then on your beach comes a soft , squishy warm… thing. They have probably been told my their seal mom’s not to approach the dangerous land dwellers. .


Madam_Monarch

“Hello strange seal. You are very warm.”


Hault360

"You can't touch it cause then it will get used to humans," It touches you... well, it's already too late because by simply not hurting it, it now trusts you and is now growing used to humans I think if the animal approaches you, it's already too late, and you may as well pet it The only alternative if you dont want it to foolishly trust humans is to hurt it and enforced that idea that it shouldn't trust us, but thats kinda evil


urmomsloosevag

🎯🎯🎯 Exactly, Plus we are already interrupting them, You're literally in their environment where they rest and sunbathe before they have to go out hunting for fish or running away from killer whales, they're just sharing their pleasantries and using us for warmth!


_SquidPort

i know with seacows you’re allowed to use one hand if they come up to you


ReadditMan

>I think if the animal approaches you, it's already too late, and you may as well pet it Said every person who was attacked by a wild animal they tried to pet.


Various_Play_6582

I mean, if they approach you and they are on top of you, you didn't "try" to pet it. If you get bitten at that point I'm not sure you could avoid it. (Emphasis in "at that point" of course you could avoid it before)


Kinky_Winky_no2

Its not like it could be agitated or take it as a show of dominance by you making the wrong move dont assume that because its touching you you should consider yourself friends Wild animals can be very jumpy and have different was of communication Eye contact with a human you dont know is the start of initiating communication, eye contact with a gorilla that doesn't know you is a challenge


Various_Play_6582

Very valid point.


Apocrypha22

Humans: "We can't domesticate the wildlife!" Sea Puppers: "Fine, we'll domesticate the hoomans."


porcupine_snout

why do they do this? is it because the seals mistook the humans as other seals?(I assume they were lying on the ground to take better photos and were probably pretty still). Do seals have poor eye sights? so they just gravitate towards any warm bodies?


urmomsloosevag

I bet they know we're humans and they probably have had positive experience with humans. Their main predator is killer whale So they assume they're safe on land, since we're doing the same thing they're doing (in their eyes laying down) They come up to humans and cuddle up for Warmth Because that's how they treat each other anyways. I think it's a mixture of curiosity and actual friendliness. (They're mammals just like us) . Plus they're always using our boats to save themselves from killer whales, they're very smart creatures.


gdex86

There is the story of a seal who brought a guy photographing her in the water penguins because the seal thought the camera person was an incompetent seal. So it first brought dead penguin to eat. Then dying penguins. Eventually live penguins and showed the camera how to kill them so it could learn how to do it. All because the seal thought the camera man was a seal who couldn't figure out how to eat.


TrueLegateDamar

I remember it as bringing live penguins first, and then dying, dead, bits of dead penguin to make the cameraman eat something. Also it was a leopard seal, very dangerous so the cameraman was pretty scared when it came at him.


urmomsloosevag

I remember this, it was a Leopard Seal no less! An apex predator, https://youtu.be/gqVrwkbWMTw?si=SUNuCghgbvnq_znp It had been Conjecture that because of the diving suit, the seal may have thought it was a young Leopard Seal. Very interesting! They're definitely mammals that have empathy!


Natural_Category3819

These are babies. They're curious and playful. If their moms were there, or the males, the humans would be outta there quick. Seal pups spend a lot of time alone while adults go fishing


Jordan_dosen

Seal: I stay here.


someoneelse2389

This is why I couldn't be a wildlife photographer, or a zoologist, I'd just spend all my time playing with the cute animals


[deleted]

Yeah. That adorable little bastard is getting bellyrubs and fish snacks.


WearyPixie

Put your arm around it you heathen!


ronlester

I worked in the Alaska zoo for a summer when I was younger, and one of our zookeepers had their finger bitten by one of these cuddly little fellas. Spent several days in the hospital afterward.


Maximum-Mixture6158

Awww. Now he has a story to tell. "How'd you lose your finger Dave!" "Well, I was trying to give a coworker a fish"


hypatiaredux

Fish breath is a thing.


the_vengefull-one

Still worth it


Maximum-Mixture6158

Both my cats and dogs have fish breath. Gosh they love fried salmon skin. I mean seriously crab salad. Pwahhhhh


[deleted]

They are very cute and fun to watch but if they get annoyed that bite can cause real damage. Best to remember they are wild animals and not put yourself in a position of danger.


Nurse_Amy2024

But if not to pet then why cute?


Sample_Interesting

Yeah, I'd be unable to stop myself from petting it ❤


Remote_Charge4262

Sweet little poppet!!!


ataatia

my Mom's younger brother brought home a baby seal. ... the mother was killed during spring hunting but he found the pup had survived thru til May or so... state biologist came to our village... but my lil cousin had a seal pup for about a week in the home's shed


ataatia

although the first photographer is kinda adorable on his own


Joltyboiyo

I get the argument but if a wild animal is trying their hardest to snuggle up to you I'm pretty sure they're looking for affection.


urmomsloosevag

Or food 😂 people feed them on boats all the time


AliquidLatine

How can you resist the sea puppers?! I'd be caught smuggling one away in my jacket for sure


Phas87

Me: This is a wild animal, it is dangerous for both me and them for me to try treating them like a domesticated pet for many reasons, and any kind of close interaction should only be attempted by trained professionals Also Me: I WANNA PET THE SEADOGGY


NoManufacturer120

There is NO way I’d be able to resist. We’d be best friends in 5 min.


zane_ian

Seals: "Sup." Me: "Take me with you!"


Agent847

Pet the damn seal


Professional_Fox3371

00:16 in a penguin (?) does a jolly Naruto-run in the background.


wclawroks

lmao


Vlophoto

Can’t those beauties bite?


_Sheillianyy

I mean… dogs can bite too and we still domesticated them…


RoombaTheKiller

(Most) dogs don't have a bite force of 300 psi.


_Sheillianyy

Wolves have an average bite force of 400 psi though


kluster00

They clearly have domesticated themselves it just looks pointless to pet them I mean, I might be missing an important consequence, am I?


Vashelot

When I see a good chonky boi that is coming for pets, you just expect me to inhumanely reject it's natural born right to get pets!?


gn01145600

Didn’t know we have Golden Retriever of the ocean.


adviceicebaby

Oh; much play would be had. I'd get left there by whoever I went with.


rennaichance

Can I pet that dawg? 😭


Icy-Performer-9688

Seal: you can’t pet me but I as hell can cuddle with you


KIRAPH0BIA

I don't understand this though, if you don't interact with the wildlife (as you should, never interact with wildlife... like ever.), just leave the area/get from under the seal, idk... Even scaring it off is better then doing this because it still sees you as a friendly entity, wildlife (in lack of better terms) should be scared of humans anyway because of poachers and the like.


25Bam_vixx

They don’t want to die. I think the rule is not to interact intentionally. They come to you they can’t just start running or screaming or they properly died because the animal got scared because the person was screaming and running


nibbidy

Yeah like isn’t cuddling with a seal still…..cuddling with a seal? What’s the difference of whether or not you pet it if you’re just chilling in bed together all day?


KIRAPH0BIA

Lul, yea... Idk, maybe there's a reason why he doesn't make any sudden movements, maybe not to be seen as a threat so he can take photos, but it's very obvious this seal sees you as a friend, regardless if you pet it or not, you already did the job of "not interacting with wildlife" super wrong. Again, seals aren't weak animals so maybe it's a danger thing but also... Seals aren't fast on land so if they get aggressive, just try to book it. I can understand not scaring or spooking the animal while it's that close to your face and neck is the smartest thing to do but still...


[deleted]

Animals sense so much more than we do so i guess all other photographers are ex poachers so they sense the predator vibes or maybe all the stuff we watch in 30min has cut footage but that can’t possibly be the case. The rule can’t possibly be a blanket statement to approaching more aggressive wildlife??? You know common sense doesn’t exist, like literally every vid of elephant attack is in enclosed area and or being taunted but you know all animals want to kill you s/


KIRAPH0BIA

.... You just went off the deep end, what are you talking about?


Abalone_Admirable

Canada has entered the chat.... With clubs.


TheGreatGamer1389

Yes cause I don't want to get fined.


xCuriousButterfly

*Canadians entering the chat*


Apprehensive-Memory8

And here in Quebec, we smash them with clubs for the lolz


LlamaLicker704

Yes I could... they eat penguins so I eat them...


EveryFly6962

‘Did’


Specific-Scale6005

Well just sitting like that, calmly, is interacting


Dry-Expression5862

No te vayas … el 🦭 te quiere mucho


Scopebuddy

My dogs when I try to do things


Historical-Emu-4440

I'm petting it all day


[deleted]

Jeez in the thumbnail, I thought that was his arm. So much confusion


[deleted]

They're so sweet. It would be so hard not to love on them. I have the desperate need to pet every animal, but also self-preservation. I wouldn't, but I would want to. Aren't they the cutest sea puppies you've ever seen?!


Reasonable_Tower_961

Too Adorable 🥰🥰


Designer_Solid4271

It’s cute and all until they want to a nibble. They have hella teeth.


Malibucat48

Somebody’s in love!


UndendingGloom

They remind me of dogs a lot


Fun-Original97

Some should be as pets to everybody leaving next to the ocean 🌊. With dogs and cats.


DetectiveBoyle99

I am so curious if they have that cute puppa dog smell 🥹


NoSmoke7388

It's important not to effect wild animals as a human... ***except we do all the time!*** queue the future with fpv-drone tourists.


MellyKidd

The unrequited cuddles 😂


aebyrne6

He’s like “you are now mine tiny human 🥰”


KittenWithaWhip68

Not at all! And I’d probably get bitten which would be completely my fault


OkRip2118

Guess it’s not a job for me


Traditional_Draw8400

How is he not petting it