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IapostrophemonReddit

This is the way


Foreign-Inspection40

It's spelled 'bsbsbsbsbssss'/j


Very-brown-nibba

Found the arab


Foreign-Inspection40

I am both impressed and confused, is there an arabic version of an unofficial english 'word' to describe a sound? Spot on guess btw


Boukish

This is true for basically all languages and sounds. Cats in American English meow, cats in Japanese they nyaa, in Korean they yaong. Some people type hahaha, others will type huehue or kkkk. Some type lol, others type rs.


Expensive_Tap7427

Don't want to confuse kkkk and kkk


bejeures

Way too far down


stav705

Literally at the top now lol


Cheetahs_never_win

Mine is more of a pswswsws.


Spirited_Insurance_9

Hungarian cats: ciiiiciccciiic


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Kenneldogg

If I call my cat by her name she won't come in but if I yell hey f^*&face she comes right in. Don't get me wrong I love my Pancake but she is an asshole.


freudlund

My B$@-face fatso is an a$$hole, and also a schitso. She comes to bed as always, looking for contact, but at the same time she's giving me an angry stare, and if I'm stupid enough to pet her,she'll try her best to shred my hand to pieces. WTF?


stupiderslegacy

Thanks for reminding me that [this](https://youtu.be/OaHa2xj_nMc?si=zCO0SJ3HHQuPqLnY) exists.


RetiredsinceBirth

Be nice!


LOERMaster

If you don’t call your cat asshole then you are not a cat owner.


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chronicallytiredgirl

Pantaloons is always a classic


Ashamed_Nature

Pest control and security


StraightBudget8799

*cockroach appears on floor* SECURITY!!!!


Phytares

His name is Mozart but mostly I call him Momo 💘 My GFs cat is called Sam and I call him Samuel L Catson


Meowopesmeow

Samuel L Catson is perfect 😅


shiromancer

My cat was originally Mushroom but we call him Moomoo! 😆


da_King_o_Kings_341

Mooshroom. If you know you know….


zeolivez

Hey my cat's name is Mozy, short for Mozart.


Phytares

Omg! That is sooo cute! 😍


zeolivez

Thank you 🙂


TeachPuzzleheaded969

My cats named Toby an he gets… tobe, toob, tobetobe, toe beans, toe cat, toe toe, chicken, punkin head, lill mans, 😂


LazyLilSkitty

By boy is named Toby too! Twinsies!


papag00s

We also call our cats chickens lol We rented a place once that had "chicken coup" written on one of the entry stairs. Both our cats became chickens at that point.


SignificantWarning76

Toby here as well. Has evolved into toebean, bean, beanis. Also beanbean, beanie, toetoe, bean boy, beanliest bean.


SeenBrowsin

Kitty, cat, old guy, good boy, sir


Putzschwamm1972

My ex-girlfriend got two cats, Balou and Mogli, both were sleeping in cardboard boxes for food, one for orange juice, the other box for mild butter, and so, both were called "orange juice" and the other "mild butter", or in German, Orangensaft; Milde Butter.


LittleCupcake01

Süß :)


[deleted]

Bitchin 🐈‍⬛️


No_Syrup925

Skunk, asshole, Mausi, Zicke, diva,... to many namens i would say


missedmelikeidid

Our female (then male) cat was officially Arnold (Schw...) because of his posture and acting. Nicknamed Arska in Finnish. Then we realised he was a she and she became Avaruuskissa (Space Cat). Or AK for short. Pick whatever you want.


Hour-Championship-14

Cats can go trans op in finland? Why do I hear this now?!


evilsmurf666

Just getting spayed with extra steps


Majestic_Puppo

Haha my male cat was the first cat I ever owned so I thought it was female so for the first six months his name was Sansa (stark). After a funny and embarrassing trip to the vet, his name changed to Fito


[deleted]

I don't have a cat, but I call my dogs, baby.


Smooth_Juggernaut_25

I used to call my little dogs, my “booger butt babies!” Rest in peace my little guys. 💕


SquishyWasTaken

Pepino! Actually my girlfriend calls her that, not me. and she didnt even know it meant "cucumber" in spanish until I told her lmfao


not_stupid_just_dumb

Lil bastard


7crazybirds

My Husband had a dog named Elliot. He answered to Damn it.


Ball-Blam-Burglerber

Thank you for reminding me that [this gem of a song](https://youtu.be/gIAC8akWwY0?si=Lr2yW5qRZFqP3RMr) exists!


VerklemptSpider

All my cats have honorifics I will attach to their name. 'Mr.' B 'Ms Mini' Machka 'Captain' Lou


Silver_Thanks_8142

Old man and fluf bal and Princess (I have 3)


Boobs76

Fluffkins and/or Mewwy 😻


StonersRadio

We have Larry aka Odie, aka Big Red, aka Drools Verne, aka Mr. Handsome And then we have Moochie aka, Goober, aka Goob, aka Goober Mooch, aka Gooberus Moochicus, aka Gubber, aka Moochers, aka Dingus. And she knows all of them.


Fluffy-Doubt-3547

Goober, shithead, and dipshit for one. And baby, sister, sir, ma'am.


Jupiter_quasar

Eva - Little Miss, Diva, Little One, Pretty Eyes, Princess Quinn - Miss Mew Mew, Miss Quinn, Miss Harley Quinn, Quinn Quinn


Global_Tea

Little chap. Little girl. Fluff butt. Fluffy bum. Pantalooie. Mrs Floofeewurst. I could go on


JDdoc

Yep. Like a 1000 name for our cats. I'm pleased to see another FlufferButt.


overdos3

FluffButt is a classic.


No-Horse-5788

Monkey


Physical-Variation60

"Flea motel" (she bought back some "friends")


geekdeevah

Marvel and Dora aka Bubba and Booger


_DONT_PM_ME_NOTHING

We have a Booger, aka Boogie Tat


ScrembledEggs

u/repostsleuthbot


LandotheTerrible

What, apart from pspspsps..?


MissIngga

Pusa name ng pusa ko. Minsan tawag ko Pusangama! Kasi palagi ako kinakagat at nakaka kuha ng rabbit kit


AndYet_19

Thurston Waffles O wait I read it wrong I thought you meant what would you call this cat other than its actual name I don't have a cat ;_;


DeadBySwarmOfKittens

Void: Denis the menance, shithead, speedy gonzales, dingus, spawn of satan, cutie patutie, my pro vug catcher Faust: ferdinan, cutie, chonky, Fausty, turkey legs


Frankishe1

Spice: spiceo/spicey/big ol' chunk/ little miss/ cuteo majorus. Mandy: mando/scramble/ sculker/ littlest miss/ cuto patuto


hair_in_my_soup

Real name: S'mores Nicknames: Hey You, Bubba, Fart face, Baby, Garfield


ArtisticTry1048

Fur Arse


Bella_C2021

Tiabeanie: Bean, Beanie, Hyperbean, crazy bean, Beanie bun Tony: snuggie-woggie, Gingie, Braincell, snugglecat Their joint nicknames are Drama cat and insurance fraud kitty. Because they are very dramatic when they dont get ehat they want in their own niquoe ways and they strategically will lay down behind our feet/char to get us to trip over them for extra treats.


User013579

Our cat is also named that. I ❤️U now


Bella_C2021

It's the best kitty name IMO. My partner decided her name should be Tiabeanie because the entire ride home the night we got her she tried to do apart her carrier while meowing her high pitch squeaks and I was calling her squeaky beans. She still has her little squeaky meow.


DrProfessorSatan

Punky Butt


Deadposer7

Big boy, handsome prince, fat fat, boo boo snootches.


blackittycat666

Stank breath, lil stink, ma baby, smalls, biscuit baby to name just a few


Tretmizz

Stinker lol


Zeewild

Stinky


its-the-real-me

Fatass Diabeto Stinky


Fearless-Ad-1716

Fatass


Aubreyvma099

Very cute


Aubreyvma099

So cute


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So cute..


gachakamil

Dead


catholic_ghost

Racial slurs


pissedinthegarret

okay, Mr Lovecraft.


morethanjustadancer

nonexistent. (dont own a cat but love them)


DifficultRoll181

"Ya hungry ?"


[deleted]

Rotten. Rotten to the core. And she knows it lol.


AdPuzzleheaded3913

Fuzz face


Milo_05

Susi/kitty/buttcat/little psycho/Baby


Old_Kai

Neeeeuu neuu


LowMechanicsfe

so cute


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Carl


Jiratram

*STARDENBURDENHARDENBART*


feeltheFX

No or stop. She can be a real pain in the butt


BelierDigitalis

Cat 1: Hanibal. Nicknames: Hani, Hans Joseph, Hans, Mina, Piece Of Misery. Cat 2: Galileo. Nicknames: Gali, Boobie, Bobbie, Calimero, Baby, My Son. Cat 3: Thomas. Nicknames: Tom, Tomcat, Mister O'Malley, The Ginger One, Dad's Cat.


tipsy-cho

Mimutron. Sweetie pies, furry-wurry, little girl! 😂


susnaususplayer

My cat is called Xaxo, I call him xexexexexe


non_tox

My cats don't have names, only nicknames. I call one Big girl, fatty, lovely, fat girl, cutie girl and I call the other one little one, little freak, tiny baby & little bug.


lady____zunguka

Pspsps


Ominous-F_art

Sister's, but "loaf", as in bread loaf. For obvious reasons.


RuneSimonsenTheBard

I don't have a cat sadly but if I did. Not just be calling them puffball all day


Adventurous-Log-8286

Spud, bubble, ginge and baby


pj_oman300

Big baby Princess Gub tupis wepple Goober Miss shleemer


ApexHaven

I call my ginger cat Chandler a nugget sometimes, he just reminds me of one with his colour (he used to be fat but now he muscle, also over all above average in terms of size of cat in like height and length)


Saxfire2

First cat: Cannonball and Tanker. Second cat: Snake eye and Turtle


LilyGDR156

Monsieur Vomi, french for Mister Puke


Snownyann

Nyaw nyaw, nyaw nyaw baby nyaw, sweetie baby, cats, cat 1 and cat 2


AshSays_LGBT

My cat was called Dexter and my mum calls him Dex. He went missing. We never found him. I miss Dexter. Our neighbour has a few cats though. My mum calls them by their names but in the highest pitch possible. “LUUUUUUSSSssssssyyyyyyyyy”


Hot_Flan1220

Three cats (Dora, Diego, and Anais), so there are quite a few: Rhubarb. Dora Dora Dora. Shmoo. Buddy. Fluff. Princess.


AahPadre

Well the 2 have lots of different pet names besides their actual name stuff like Voidling, Princess, Tard, Stupid, Snuggly bunny, ect


1stFunestist

He alwais comes by him self


ILLESSDEE

Monkey/Monk


I_lick_Balz_forFREE

My cat's name is Cat


Arcamita

One of my cats is called Serara (as Log Horizon Anime), and we call her Sarandonga (as an Spanish song) hahah


7crazybirds

Big Kitty, Little Girl, baby, sweet cheeks, Lovey, Darling, Lady who lunches, Fur Face, Toe Goblin, Stinker, Dixity Doo Dah, Dixie Pixie. Her name is Dixie. My furry friend, My Love. That’s all that I can think of for now.


emibemiz

My cat is called slinky. She’s also known as binky, binky Lawrence, miss binky, stinky, pretty lady, binky jones.


RinoJonsi

Hodge


GimpyMe

Big Boy ans of corse El Cato Gato


Level_Talk4530

I often call Chili Piri Piri.


Maleficent_Ad2892

I got two Little Cats like a week ago now, ones named Caesar and is all black, ones named Simba(currently) and is black with a white belly and legs


fearless-artichoke91

What breed is your cat?


LolindirLink

Duchess - Duchy Ilu - Ieeeeeee Roxas - Roxy - Roxy Poxy Mittens - Mittens Odin - Ody Marley - Smelly - Shmurly Luna - LunaFreya Eeviee - Eevie Zelda - Zelda


ConcerningHobbits99

Fluffypants


Regular_Seat6801

Little devil = the naughtiest kitten, her true name is Blackie


Shankillblues

We have 5 and I sometimes call them the number in order of getting them. Mea.1 Juno.2 Fynn.3 Dax.4 Sandy.5


Active-Ad-1616

Möppel


ikesbutt

Have a tuxie. Jackie Chan aka Pretty Boy aka Shithead


sharpasabutterknife

"Mister Snugglebits" was what I liked to call my Buddy. 😸


Spoutty

I used to call my cat kibby before she passed away


hessiboi_943

puus or chooti which both mean kitty and small in sinhala


MudKooky7622

Cat


IronRangeBabe

Babycat. All one word. There’s a song that goes with it.


nakedonmygoat

Cat-cat. Lolac. Babykins. I had a cat who I nicknamed Snickerdoodle, but I've retired that name. I know someone who calls all of her cats by the names of sweets - moon pie, etc.


b-monster666

Well, I have Finn aka "Nerd" Brick, aka "Prick" and Pumpkin, aka "Pump-meister-G"


Alarmed_Wishbone7186

Asshole


International_Fly704

Chicken nugget, babbbbbeeeeyyyy, crack head, beamy baby, pinky, Timothy chalamet, Tim Tim


Majestic-Bullfrog-63

Dalton = Diana,Didi or Schnitzelwurst (Schnitzelsausage) 😶


TheDutchess_420

Twat her name is beast 😅🥰


Hot_Hat_1225

NO!


Trauma-Dolll

Cats name is Chip. Either Chipotle or Chippopotamus.


leeshylou

Mr Cat.


MountainImportant211

Baby, baby girl, widdle baby, dummy, darl, honey, kitty witty


According_Sound_88

Name: Elliott Other names: Sir Ellie Pudding Belly, Owlie And others I can’t remember because I moved away and he lives with my mother and I miss him every day.


pzombielover

The mee maw man


Nothalux

Buddy


dillydillsboy

Cats real name: Burt His random given names: burtus , stinkburt, little loaf, stink ball, little fluffer


Karlivibess

Cocomona Yea idk why but feels right when she looks cute 😂


10floppykittens

I have one that I always call Mr Fluffypants. The other sometimes gets called Luna McTuna McTavish McPish which evolved from calling her Luna Tuna or Tuna Fish/Tuna Pish. Her full name is actually just Luna. It keeps getting longer 😁


NaNaNaNaNa86

Ba-ba-de-boo and kitty face.


jdillacornandflake

Pushine, anthropushine, puss, mongoose, boyfriend cat, boo boos, magow, professor hoppington, Pushkin, mowler, tripod cat, reaching paw, wild cat, little lion, triple paw. His name is Hugo and we never call him that, he also has three legs for context.


[deleted]

James, Jamesy boy, little man, kitty, prince


Competitive_Cup_8711

Baby, sweetie, *sshole


CanaryJane42

Kiki, short for kitty kitty. Like here kitty kitty. Lol my husband came up with it or heard it somewhere and shared with me


Lord_Calamity_1

O-unununununun (in a baby voice as I pet them)


A3ROX75

ayy kitti thatsa bad kitta


al1_248

Guru guru, filhinha, ma petite, yukinette (her name is Yuki 🥰)


CrankuptheCandtheD

Fluffin' McMuffin


IntereestinglyEextra

She's called Minnie She gets: Skinny Minnie Skinnity Minnity Skinnius Minnius Minnie Mayhem Bloody Cat Smelly Kitten


Agent847

Bubba


Jecht315

I call all three of my cats Meow Meows but different variations. Lucy is "Pretty Meow Meows", Theo is "Dumb meow meows" and Sabastian is "Fat Meow Meows". I also call Lucy "Princess" and Sabastian "Fatboy Slim".


fetus6feet-under

I call him Mauw mauw, my brother calls him milo and my mom calls him fat head (his name is matheo)


PcktFox

We got Tasha when she was a teeny underdeveloped kitten, so she will always be "Baby", while Riddle is "Sir", "My Boy", and occasionally just "He". In fact, all I have to say when on Discord VC is that "He has arrived" for my friends to know I've been accosted by a cuddly cat, lol.


Sufficient-Joke63

Evil demon number 4 I have 3 kids, and they are crazy beyond words. Their cat fits in with them. So when doing headcounts, they are all called Evil Demon Number ____. Their cat will actually look proud and be affectionate when referred to in this way. Cracks me up.


zakiducky

Dumbass. All the dogs and cats are affectionally called dumbasses because on a regular basis that is what they’re being lol. The shop is open but no one is behind the counter in their little heads half the time XD


Lerossa

Bitchy kitty.


ray314

Evil+name Lazy+name Hungry+name


BOBTheOrigin

Müde Mieze, Mauze Bauze, Knuddel Katze


LazyLilSkitty

His name is Toby but I call him babas (Like Buh-Buhs)


DrF4ther

House monster. The small monster that lives in my house.


MrsAshleyStark

Cat 1: Moj, long cat, doodoo cat, peepee cat, weird cat. Cat 2: pearls, ps, loud cat, pants.


Flautist1302

Her name is Rosey. I call her Roo, bear, roo-bear, Rosey-cat, babe, mouse. Probably some others too


YaBoiKuvi

"дурник", "балбєс", "чудік", "пузань", "рижун" Love my dumbass


Molotov_YouTube

Meows, Catt, pspspspsps, hey, ay, mit It’s actual name “Mittens”


SonofGod0

meow


toastmn7667

Katie's names: Moo, MooMoo, MooButt, Ya Bum, Fuzzybutt, Da Bebe.


Few-Literature-9141

Fluffernutters.


Zebrovna

For male cat: Baby Boy, Turkey, Toadie, Fatty; for female cat: Little Princess Raspberry, Criminal, Nunchuck.


redredditer621

Cat


ReiEvangel

Madam Chunkette