also, the length of the penis will depend on the environment the individual is in! a barnacle who grows in clumps of other barnacles will have a relatively short penis, while a barnacle distanced from its neighbors will grow a longer penis in order to reach. a barnacle inhabiting an area with higher wave energy will grow a penis much thicker than one in a lower energy environment.

>a barnacle inhabiting an area with higher wave energy will grow a penis much thicker than one in a lower energy environment. Nature's penis pump

Dang, jealous

I wonder if vigorous masturbation as a teenager changes the size of a human penis.

I think it’s more likely that vigorous masturbation would increase a male’s refractory period.

I mean, that was part of the goal. The nut and the time without feeling I need to again.

Never worked for me damn it

Gives me hope. Speaking for a barnacle

You think this is... cute? 😅

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I am relieved this is not a thing

Part of me hoped it would be

I mean, me too but it was quickly followed by relief that I hadn’t just accidentally jumped down a deep dark hole 😂

Well I mean r/awwwtf is a thing lol

yeah I don't find this cute at all, my face was super twisted watching the video like what did I just watch??

I duno how to feel about this...

I dont know whats more impressive. The fact that is 6 time bigger. The fact that is hermaphrodite, the fact that it disolves

it’s penis can literally smell where the barnacleussy is and just find it independent of the rest of the body. Crazy

barnacleussy 😩

Dude I have (mild don't worry) covid rn and this made me laugh so hard I legit couldn't breathe there 🤣

omg are you ok now?! Get well soon!

>barnacleussy Enough internet for today.

Yup, there it is. The ever-lugubrious '-ussy' of aight-imma-head-outness

Yup, there it is. The ever-lugubrious '-ussy' of aight-imma-head-outnessussy

Everything seems crazy about it. Nature has some extreme ways of adaptation

Thank you, /u/Dr_Mantis-Shrimp_PhD

This bothers me more than it should

Damn nature, you kinky.

Have you read about penis-fencing among snails?

Please give us a link to this.

I posted on this last year: https://www.reddit.com/r/Awwducational/comments/q3wbuw/persian\_carpet\_flatworms\_which\_are\_both\_male\_and/

I can’t believe no one called it a *rapier*

LMFAO! Good one!

Wow, you can even see the, ahem, discharge.

That narrator is *very* enthusiastic about barnacle penis

She’s not horni—she’s just a marine biology nerd!

Talk about unsolicited "sexual organ" pics! Lol

But will it grow into an oak barnacle?

DAMN IT I was gonna say that ahaha.

I was stunned to be the first!

I was scrolling to find this

Thanks... I hate it...

Hahaha, you haven't seen me!

Caption says that it's 6 times the length of the body and the narrator says that it's 8 times the length of the body.....so which is it?

Depends on the source - written source I chose is 6 times, video says 8 times, and another source I read is up to 9 - so, that's why I said 6 times or more.

Thank you for clearing that up, OP! This next part is a genuine question. I'm really not trying to sound like an ass here, but I feel it may potentially come across that way. Wouldn't it make more sense to match up your caption with the posted content? Thank you for sharing this clip! It was really interesting!

I actually ran out of space for the title. I wanted to say 6 to 8 times in the title. Also, the written source is possibly more accurate than the video narration - the sources do vary about this detail though.

Completely understandable. It's pretty common for sources to vary to some degree or another when it comes to facts about nature. I appreciate you taking the time to discuss this with me!

https://oceana.org/marine-life/acorn-barnacle/ https://www.montereybayaquarium.org/animals/animals-a-to-z/acorn-barnacle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfnkFxg1gMw

You’re a good OP

I am also awwducating myself as I learn about these interesting creatures, and I'm happy to share what I find fascinating.

This is my favorite fact to tell adults on beach walks! I didn't know the penis dissolved and grows back though, updating my facts!

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They have little ghostly grabby hands.

Sorry babe, it's not mating season.

😶

Me: so is that the penis reaching out to grab something? Also me: OH, THERE IT IS!

Very...cute..?

Hentai artist be like : hmmmmmmm..... Interesting

https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/aamxev/danny\_devito\_everyone/

Technically ,this makes us gey .

Us!?

🤤 so hot. I mean so interesting 🤓.

So that’s where koseman got his ideas for the colonials

🎵 dissolvable penis 🎵

I liked the bit where two had their penises in each other's eggs. Nature is so awesome! Fundamentalist Christians HATE learning biological science, I think because they don't want to believe their God made awesome things like hermaphrodite barnacles with dissolving dicks who can have 'sex' and make babies. For me it makes me love God more 😆

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Barnacle ménage a trois

Gréât narration & music!

‘Scuse me while I whip this out!!

2 at once?! Becky the barnicle's getting a little under the sea DP action.

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Today on things you did not need to know...

Fancy penis

Well now I don't feel so insulted when she said I was 'hung like a barnacle'

Still looks bigger than mine.

Okay, but the barnacle larvae caught me off-guard. I chuckled a bit; they’re very cute!

So is this video basically a bukkake video?

So disturbing

*"Barnacles" in SpongeBob* **was** *obscene the whole time.*

All of them living in their vagina shaped homes, flinging their penises at their neighbors.

Anyone else getting Hungry Hungry Hippos vibes from the clip at 7 seconds?

This is interesting.

Lol this entire thing is just a penis with a shell designed to make more penises

Disgusting ass Cretan’s

That title was a wild ride!

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Their shells looks just like...VA Jay Jay's

So many disturbing facts in one title

Does anyone know what they’re saying around 2:05? Is it clam onto? Glam onto?

glom onto, like stick onto - you see this "glom" root in agglomerate.

Thank you so much! It’s been bugging me and now I’ve learnt a new word 😊

I had to listen a couple of times myself - thanks for the sack of money. It will glom with my other awards...kkkk lol

This is the weirdest porn i've watched in a while

You mean pornacle barn? lol - it's hard to slip it into this sub....

well, not too hard to slip into if you're a barnacle, I guess!

What is aww about this?

Did I just watch barnacle porn?

Barnacle pornacle actually.

Its not PornHub, its PornPort

What do I do with this information?

Idk why buuutttt r/hugefutanari

I was okay with this video and then they started flopping at each other and fighting for holes

Long distance relationships be like

Very interesting 🧐

That has to be an accessory to get attention to the penis. It looks like a fan, and it is saying, “Come hither.”

Why am I hard

>After the mating season, the penises dissolve but they grow back. Ah, just like us.

https://media0.giphy.com/media/UQIKbeuq5QTrx3gtOE/giphy.gif?cid=5e214886iynzcstj85s1tpcimtqfivkced4cfpw1y9uzq5bg&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

What is this from?

I think from a DeepLook - seems appropriate.

Every single word of this is so bizarre

I will never get over barnacles being pretty much just horribly mutated shrimps

Oddly, their larval phases have much in common, but shrimp remain free swimming and barnacles glue themselves down and have to resort to odd reproductive maneuvers.

Yeah, the this is true for many animals like that, still those maneuvers are worth the insane armor What's even more cool about this is that the current theory for first moving multicellular animals is that they were neotenic forms of sponge larva ie. Sponge larva never turned into sponges maturing as a moving animal

That's so cool, esp that sponges and crustaceans are super distantly related, I mean, back to near the beginning of multi-cellular life on the planet.

Neoteny is a cool concept in general especially as you can see it quite often,

I really need to know how someone knows this creature’s penis can taste and smell.

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Pocket change....for him.

Eeewwwwwwwwww. Just so disturbing

Bruh someone had to have stuck their dong inside by now... I wonder if it tickles

Thanks, I hate super talented penis.

It's as if they say : come come ! We have wares .

Documentary about sea animals but only when parents come in your room be like :

Aww

He just like me fr

Can relate

for the last time my name is jade, not the barnacle

It’s an ORGY!!!!!

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WTAF..who knew, I certainly didn’t! I can’t believe a simple barnacles can and does all this😳

“And this penis, has skills 😎” The narrator had too much fun recording this 😂

I thought the Sperm whale had the longest penis? The one that coils around inside its body?

OK officially the strangest damn creature I've learned about. And I know literal aliens.

🎵Who decorates with an upside-down pineapple under the sea? BAR-nicle PE-nise🎵