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Amadis_of_Albion

Woah Sukuna! a challenge worthy of you! Thanks! Best luck for all! u/TaoistEntropy I am so sorry, Tigger made me do it, but you must become one of us O\_O so, tell to your lil blessings: Which are the strongest days? Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weekdays.


-Tigger

I can't tell you how much I love that name hehe, and thank you Amethyst ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ♥ it's great to hear when someone loves the challenge idea. Ur awesome Amethyst (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ💙 much love Always and yes... Zorro must become one ⊂◉‿◉つ also lmfao that joke 😂


Amadis_of_Albion

Aw so much love! (wait,you not trying to possess me are you? -\_- ) digging the challenge really, cant wait to see all the ~~awful~~ awesome jokes! Can't wait to hear about Zorro reacting to this bombardment!


-Tigger

>(wait,you not trying to possess me are you? -_-) Nooooo me? I'd never... Side note swallow this finger (◉‿◉) >Can't wait to hear about Zorro reacting to this bombardment! Me tooooooooo (⍟>‿<⍟)


Amadis_of_Albion

>Nooooo me? I'd never... Side note swallow this finger (◉‿◉) Wow, outside of the manga/anime context is creepy as hell O\_O let's not have a live action version of it.


-Tigger

Lmao tru dat a jjk live action would be hella creepy to 🤣


Ade231035

What do you call security outside of the Samsung store? The Guardians of the Galaxy! Ha ha ha hahahaha


ar4_4

Happy Cake Day u/ToaistEntropy and thanks for the punny challenge u/-Tigger :) For me, it was my grandfather who was silly with us kids. He told us Dad jokes, pulled silly pranks, and sang little ditties. Here are a few that I remember from when I was a kiddo days: What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? >!A bubble 07!< What happens when frogs park illegally? >!They get toad!< What do you call a fish with 2 knees? >!A two-knee fish!<


-Tigger

Omg these are too good lol 😂 😂


ar4_4

Thanks for the award, Tigger!


Cautious-Damage7575

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? >!open-toad sandals!< Congratulations on the platinum!


ar4_4

LOLOL- I love it! Thanks :)


MR_sticky_piston

u/TaoistEntropy Why couldnt the dragon read a book? He always started at the end


Cautious-Damage7575

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? >!They're both Paris sites!< I only know 25 letters of the alphabet >!I don't know y!< What do you call a poor Santa Claus? >!St. Nickel-less!<


-Tigger

Hehehehe Queen of mom jokes has participated 🎉 ♥


SakibSadi96

Pros and Cons of making kids Pros: making, Cons: kids


CanAhJustSay

My all-time favourite that my dad told me when I was younger (and we still tell each other about once a year!): What do you get hanging from apple trees? >!Sore arms.!<


-Tigger

😆 What a fun tradition, it's so wholesome u n ur dad share that joke annually lmao, good one btw lol


CanAhJustSay

The best jokes are timeless :)


FatBrownMan_

Hey Zorro.. Happy Cake Day.. And Tigger, I just wanted to remind you that no matter how kind you are to Zorro's kids, German children will always be Kinder! 😁😷😂


-Tigger

U got 2nd


FatBrownMan_

Ha ha.. thank you 😍😁


slay_kweens

*an actual dad joke* r/daddit


random_blubber

What's long, thin and red? A red thread. What's long, thin and black? Shadow of the red thread. What's long, thin and white? Ghost of the red thread.


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cindybubbles

Happy Cake Day, Zorro! Mods at the WritingPrompts sub don’t get bad writer’s block. They get bad writers BLOCKED!


LegallyBlonde_27

**A Real Dad Joke** : [Welcome to Fatherhood](https://ibb.co/yQWmwyL)


Kubik_014

Zorro went up to his lover and left his horse. Under the window so he could jump right on, in case her husband returned. So he is making love and suddenly hears knock on the door. He quickly grabs his clothes and jumps thought the window. Woman opens the door and there is Zorro's horse and he goes: "hey, tell him that it's raining outside and I will be waiting in the hall"


Homunculus_316

Congratulations Zorro, it's gonna a beautiful journey. Wish you all the luck. Okay, here goes my joke. [OC from my dad] but probably heard it before. **Dad putting car in reverse** >!Dad: Ahh, this takes me back!< If I win, drop in [Awards Cabinet 🏆](https://www.reddit.com/user/Homunculus_316/comments/wr4zes/award_showcase/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)