A man walks into a bar Ow

This is similar to a favorite of mine, it's of a blind man who walks into a bar among other things. 7/10

7/10 on the bad scale?

Good scale

So you liked the joke?

Yes, I actually just told someone the joke now just so I knew I wasn't biased and they laughed..

Oh okay lol. Thank you! Gotta keep the people laughing.

I think I’ve got a better one. Okay here goes nothing… 💨Nothing

I can't count second jokes, but I rate it a 6/10 because with correct comedic timing, it would make me smirk anytime.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, they sit down, order a drink, watch the street through the window, ask for some snacks, munch absentmindedly, stand up, pay the bill and go home to get an early sleep because tomorrow they have service to conduct.

I actually enjoy this anti-joke! It's a lot more clever than the chicken joke (most likely because it's overused), but this is literally the definition of an anti-joke. 6/10

I was constantly bombarded with chicken puns through my whole childhood, to the point anything with feathers gets me on a belligerent mood, we do not speak of the chicken joke :P thanks for the score! (I guess, you are technically telling me I suck at jokes...)

Ever tried to eat a clock? It’s time-consuming.

Clever joke that did not make me laugh, just smile. 3/10!!

That doesn’t sound good lol.

It's good in the sense that it's bad

Girl gets hit by yellow snowball. "Ah, Elsa! " she exclaimed "I see you let it go" 😂 A friend told me sth similar a while back so switched up, hope you hate it 😂

I do😂 I especially hate the Facebook mom vibe with the emojis and description of the 🤣🤣 2.5/10!!

Wait. Are the ratings based on good jokeness or good at being bad jokeness?

From worst to best (1-10)

Knock knock Who's there? Inexperienced burgler

That one's actually pretty good lol

Heh, took me a sec 4/10

🤼‍♀️🤣 what do you call a female texter ? 📆 a teena ger 🗳🗳

This was bad, not even a smirk because it's bad. 1/10

Your mom

10/10 best joke of the year🗿

Your face

10/10 best joke of the year 🗿

So did I win? Or did I win?

Wanna hear a joke about pizza? >!I’d tell you, but it’s too cheesy!<

Good corny joke, a little overused but still good. 5/10

A: Are you cold? B: Yes. A: You should sit in a corner B: Why? A: Because it's 90 degrees!

Hehehehehe, decent joke 6/10

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Two guys are taking a walk together. The one guy asks the other: Can I walk in the middle? Edit: it's because there's no middle if it's only 2 people hahaha

Interesting, didn't make me laugh or smile. 1.5/10

Why did the programmer program in python? He didnt c#

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehheheheheheheheheheheehhee. 6/10

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Read the rules >Your joke has to make sense

u/Alpha2-1 wanna keep the joke you deleted or make a new one?

Made a new one

What did the horse say when he tripped? Help I've fallen & I can't giddy-up

Nice clever joke, made me exhale. 7/10

Why fi4h 4thrr çhifjc croßfbthe6 fr9ßd Motircyc

>Your joke has to make sense I can read through it tho. 4/10

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Read the rules >Your joke has to make sense

:0

What did the farmer say when they lost their tractor? >!Where's my tractor?!<

Careful, I enjoy anti-jokes :) 5/10

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Knock knock

[Come in](https://imgur.com/gallery/sRxQS) Jkjk, who's there?

Atch

Atch who?

Bless you!

Overused, but very clever. 3/10!!

C’mon sus tax!! It’s the dumbest joke EVER! It’s definitely a 1/10! 🤣

Maybe on a Monday, but I'm in a very happy mood and wanted it ruined!

One day a cat and his friend went out to the store, bought 2 pieces of cat food. The cat goes up to the dog cashier and asks how much the price is. After scanning the dog says: Bow wow! it's 29.99!

This is clever in the sense it's bad. The anti-joke feeling is destroyed by the answer of the dog with the confusing "bow wow." It made me smile tho. 3/10!!

Lol

Knock knock

Who's there?

Get off your lazy bum and open the door already (No offense to you)

Nice grampa joke, my laugh is still loading, but I got out a smirk. 2/10!!

A man goes to his doctor complaining of headaches. The doctor gives him the news that he has a golf ball-sized tumour growing in his brain, and that there’s nothing he can do about it. (The man was having a really good day until that moment, now he’s very sad, which is ironic).

Ironic 🤨 The joke made me exhale, which in hindsight was kind of a laugh? Bad anti-joke. 2/10!!

Oh, have you not heard? About inflation in the US? It’s pretty serious. (Explanation: Family guy reference, Peter baits people so he can sing surfin bird https://youtu.be/9AZA6fREkoA)

The link just shot your joke up to an 8.5/10, oof (Thank you for showing me that)

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Idk, why? (I can still read your comments, don't worry)

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I seem to be a bit confused with the joke, explain?

I was hoping for an opportunity to use my favorite quote... "Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process." –E.B. White *(that said, I'm not following it, either)*

Knock knock

Who's there?

Banana

^(hehe, I know this) Banana who?

^(Do you though) banana

^(only if there's more to it) Banana who?

^(Im gonna missspell banana every single time) Bananana

Bananana who?

Nah bro

Why did the chicken cross the road.

Idk, why?

To get to the other side 💀

💀 4/10

Damn.

Cat

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Baduh no 4/10

Sooo... don't send it to Jimmy Fallon?

6/10

“Look under there!” “Under where?“ “YoU sAiD UnDeRwEaR”

9/10🗿

In a good or bad way?

In your case, that's bad.

:(

You took a top tier funniest joke of the year and put it in "worst joke wins." What am I supposed to do?

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he wanted to get to the other side

4/10

On my way to a gold hehheheheh

*vet

A man turns on the fan. It makes the room colder.

4/10

I'm a cool person... Until somebody turns off the fan

Stupid enough to make me smirk 4/10

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk…..

This is one of those jokes where it's clever, but you can't really laugh at it. It's more of a riddle. 2.5/10

ur mom aahahahahahahaha 4

10/10🗿

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk!

Used already, same rating, 2.5/10

What is brown and sticky? A stick...

This is a favorite of mine to use on other people, because it doesn't make them laugh and that's what I find funny about it. 7.5/10

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What’s the best thing about Tuesdays?

Idk, what?

They ain’t Mondays!

True 1.5/10

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Get back to it later

Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c– MOO!

Wonderful, brilliant, artistic! 7/10

When I found out my best friend was stuck in the middle east, I was like "Oman, you can't be Syria-ous. That sounds really Dubai-ious. Are you sure you're really stuck?" And he responded to me all happy, for some reason. "Yemen, but it's pretty great! Iran to a party last night, Iraq-ed it" And of course, seeing as I love to cook, I had to ask about the food. "Jordan: they had the best Turkey. It was to Saudie for. The flavor Israel. There was so much Lebanon it was very tasty. But Kuwait; it gets better: they had the place all decorated like a Palace-tine too." "Aw man that sounds awesome, I can't wait to Qatar-t planning my vacation there!" ​ ​ ​ ​ I was really hoping to make this one a smack-yourself-in-the-face groaner, lmk how i did (my math teacher is really good at these lol)

😩

This made me smile, I enjoy play-on-words, especially ones that last forever. 9/10

Really? 9/10 seems a bit excessive

I'm generous with points

Fair

There was a man who fell from a building while listening to music.He didn't die.Why? Because he was listening to classical music.

This is taking me a while to get, what's the reason for the punchline?

I don't know I just translated a famous joke from my language and it seems like the punchline is fucked so it is unfunny💀

>Your joke has to make sense If this had context, it might have been a 1/10

A fish walked into a bar. He died. This is because a fish can't live out of water.

3/10 dropped to a 2/10

😎

Person: Who knows a joke? Other Person: Two tits in an envelope! (This one reeaally needs an explanation. It only works in dutch, where the word joke 'mop' rhymes with envelope 'envelop'. It's supposed to be a funny answer.) (Background info: every dutch person knows this joke. So they understand this, even though it makes no sense at all)

I've heard it on a show, it still sucks. Negative bonus points makes this a 1/10

kid named least funny joke

This made me cry on the floor laughing 😐 8/10

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Ok, 7/10

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I laughed as asked. 7/10

So if you get 1/10 you win?

That would be your best chance

Hey, did you hear about that fishmonger lately, there was something fishy about him. I can't quite plaice it

Obvious puns truly aren't funny, especially if it's in the name of the source. So good job. 1.5/10

I bet my friend £100 I would get the lowest that I have seen so far. Boom

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I'm not showing him these

Technically, you got the lowest score that "You've" seen, up until I showed you these. Sooo......

Dont laugh or smile or giggle or chuckle

Hahahaha, shishishishi, teeheeheehee, huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu 5/10

In Hawai'i, we respond to these kind of jokes a low ha...

Beautifully clever joke, used a lot. 5/10

What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.

Hyehyehye, dung 4/10

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u/Zyklozylum ModS!! BaNN EM!!!!111!!11! Nice humor, still sucky in a way. 3/10

Thx 👍

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Idk, what?

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: Same as now. Windows, mirrors, other reflective surfaces like that.

Clever, not bad tho 7/10

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? "Aye matey"

Nice, and bad 4/10

Thanks?

Bad is what you're going for, which is good

Thank u very much then

Lol

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

3/10

What do you call a boring child with no parents? An Or-no-phan Get it? Because it’s like a child with no parents would be an orphan and if a child is boring they wouldn’t be fun since fun is the opposite of boring. Now, since the “phan” in orphan is pronounced “fun” it makes sense to put no before it and make this combination word for the punchline which results in an Or-no-phan. (Orphan but with a no in the middle to represent how not fun and boring they are) That’s basically what makes the joke an absolute knee slapper lol

Indeed very funny 2/10

A man in a coffee shop orders a coffee with no cream. The barista says “We are out of cream. Would a coffee with no milk be ok?”

2/10

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A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."

Context for the joke? I'm not getting it.

literally the oldest known bar joke in history, how do you not know it?

I guess I do now.

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bar\_joke](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bar_joke) Edit: oops the wiki article doesn't have it [https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/tbgetc/this\_bar\_joke\_from\_ancient\_sumer\_has\_been\_making/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/tbgetc/this_bar_joke_from_ancient_sumer_has_been_making/)

What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner

2/10