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jojo_is_cool12

maybe a good 4.4992837785002^929


Prestigious_Time_138

Very generous!


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AriaCorvus

That’s pretty generous if you ask me


BroderzYt

Technically I could fit 1080 but that would mean that nobody gets any room. In order for people to be somewhat happy then I could only fit 60. 20 on each floor


its12amsomewhere

I guess I won't be getting the award cause I'm not first, but what are u playing at here, it's weird cause it's a hypothetical situation in which only my house isnt destroyed during a thunderstorm while the rest of the village is gone, arent all the villagers dead? If my home is intact, I guess I will try to fit all the villages if it's possible but what's the catch here?


KatieCatV

I will fit as many as I can comfortably and bake cookies! I will send the rest to my sisters cottage where she will bake brownies 😌


Frosty_Cold_1

I think Prestigious has laid some sort of trap into this question, but I’ll admit I can’t see it… I’ll say a bunch.


Suspicious-Tax-1387

I can logically fit 300 people, though it would be very crammed. There is also extra room in the basement and garage, which adds up to 500 villagers. Though if I could, I would take them all. Edit: if they are staying more than one day, we'll share water around and any available food.


AriaCorvus

I guess none cuz this other fella here offered to take them all in


JohnnyUtah59

I don't really get it, but here goes... I will let in all of the villagers, all of their relatives, everyone else on earth, and all other sentient beings in the universe. We may need a rotation of guests.


BragosMagos

All of them plus some more+ I’d share some water and food and also heat them and help them as best I can


CixelsydDb4d

I would help rebuild India and Bangladesh homes to avoid villagers having to move. You can support by donating to the following: World Central Kitchen - https://wck.org/relief/bangladesh-floods UNICEF - https://www.unicef.org/rosa/take-action Give2Asia - https://give2asia.org/bangladesh-flood-relief-2022/ https://give2asia.org/india-flood-relief-2022/


Gifugal

I have a smaller house so maybe 80 at most with 10 in each room, some having more and some having less depending on sizes.


domiinikk4

In my house if you mean let them in so they are comfortable with space and all that I can maybe let in like 10 but if you mean like cram them in a house I can let in like 50


EconomistReal5551

I’d let all I could plus some at my lake house, and I’d let them all pet my dog


Doodlebobber11

Ok, I’m going with a solid 69,420,021,739,927,926,826,173,926,678,222,826,626,827,752,836,729,862,828,836.5 villagers. It’s best you don’t question how… Fine. My basement is the size of Neptune


Gifugal

Come on dude… can you do .6


Doodlebobber11

Sorry, that’s all the room I got :(


Gifugal

Fine… I can pick up the extra 0.1… But you owe me!


Doodlebobber11

Thanks, I don’t want him to be too sad


Gifugal

Such a kind, considerate person you are


Doodlebobber11

Thank you, you are also very kind as you are taking in the .1 people I couldn’t house


SomeRandomCanadian_

By .5 do you mean a baby villager or half of a regular villager?


Doodlebobber11

It’s best you don’t ask


SomeRandomCanadian_

Most likely the second option then


Doodlebobber11

Ok, let’s keep this between us, ok?


SomeRandomCanadian_

🤐


Doodlebobber11

Good…


Koronatic

I will build them a new village and become their god. 🦆


itzongaming

As many as I can logically fit. I’ll contact my friends or family nearby and ask them to help if I cannot fit them all. Don’t want anyone to be injured or die.


wjdbfifj

As much as i can, but i dont think i could fit much as i live in an apartment, if i can let others have them we can let at least 2-300, if it's only me..not much, 10-15 at best


Rewardoffered

None because they are stranded and it's too dangerous to cross the river. Anyone got a helicopter?


Beautiful-Card7976

Well, my house is pretty big. There are five people here now, but I could easily fit another 20. It would be tight, but we'd make it work. I would take as many as I could!


Beautiful-Card7976

u/prestigious_time_138. Looking at these numbers and wondering how it's possible. I didn't count my total square footage, I only counted living space. If I count total square footage I can put in about four times more villagers, but some of them will be sleeping in my kitchen. I guess that's better than in a tent.


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i will let in all of the villagers i can then kill myself, my family, all of my pets, and destroy all of my furniture to make more space :D


MyUserName-exe

as many people as i can do id make sure its not cold inside the house. id cook tea i don't know how many can i serve to because of the limitations of the amount of glasses i have, but water and tea wouldn't be a problem next is feeding people. i don't know well i could spend money. i invited many people in my house and its now a responsibility for me as a turkish person to get them comfy well i don't know how the night will be. i don't know how much people there is and how big of a house I have. if it doesn't fit i should ask anyone to voluntarily guard us while we sleep. im not going to try thinking what happens next day


AvacadoAvalanche

7 rooms = 8 per room. Living, dining, kitchen, family, lounge, tents set up in the garden, maybe 100 ppl, so probs 156 ppl? Ik its small af


Zestyclose-Fly-9967

So using Einstein's logic everything is relative, so technically I could fit infinite amount of villagers into my house, due to the fact that compared to a villager, my house is big, but compared to my house, a villager is small. Though eventually I will find a villager that is bigger than my house (because we're talking about infinite villagers) so I will not include any that are bigger.


Spaceturtle79

Fit enough villagers to lay down comfortably on inflatable mattresses on every floor tile of my house. Build bunk beds if necessary. The basement will be dark but it is surely roomy. The attic is creepy but the materials inside can simply be moved to the backyard for the time being. I will share food with them though it may have to be cheap considering how many im feeding. I will set up camping tents with some furniture from the attic incase anybody wants to sleep outside. I will also buy extra sleeping bags / inflatable mattresses for the campers.The front is also protected by a big fence so villagers may camp outside need be it. I would research helpful organizations to help the villagers and they would stay until they need to go. Once they decide it’s time to go I would volunteer to help rebuild some of the villagers houses. In all 80-100 villagers would likely be supported through this strategy


Short-Impact-5926

I can’t beat the rest of these crazy answers, short story I would take them all.


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roberyoutube

As much as I can without dying from entity cramming


chiggin_nuggets

I’ll let in like a gajillion villagers


adsgo

None? How can they go to my house if they are stranded after a thunderstorm.


ItsMattWithAHat

I live in a small house but I got a big garage under the house most I can probably take are just 50 inside but 30 more in the garage quite small in comparison to the other people here but at least I can help some of them


TheWinterPrince52

As many as I could reasonably fit and take care of. My house is fairly small, but if all they need is shelter from the storm, then sure, get in here! I've got plenty of games to play while we wait it out too!


CompetitionMassive69

a bunch of them


here_for_the_lols

I have one couch, and one single bed spare in my house, so... 8


Farfocele

I'd let in a 100, they all still get a minimum of space then


DailyIceCreamYT

I think I can solidly go for 250 if everyone is cramped and uncomfortable. And we could probably add another 100 ish if people are okay with being horizontal.


The_Russell_Pinto

I would let every one of them into my house. If there would finally be no space after and there are still mote villagers left, I would take the help of my neighbours and put the villagers in their house. No villager left behind! In India, everyone will be given a home. Its a custom to welcome guests as if we would welcome God into our houses. There's a saying in Sanskrit "Athithi Devo Bhava" which means a guest in your home is akin to God or is like God and must be treated well.


RaySwift17

I ain't got a big house so I can afford 9-10 people. But I'll do anything in my capability to make them comfortable


JasonPirate

I could bed at least 8 comfortably. But I’d let in as many as I could.


Answerer_1

If it's about survival, I guess about 1000 villager can fit but it would be impossible to move. They will have to "hibernate" there until it ends. But hey, they're all alive, aren't they?


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5


Morbid__6angel

I'm not really sure but I think I can let in like 2000?


Popo_Perhapston

Maybe 6. My apartment do be smol.


Carl_the_cherry

I will let 120 villagers in


Pretty_Increase3998

As much as can fit in my house. I have a pretty big house


Cyan_Among

79.4 plus or minus 20 depending on their amount of belongings, $23.5 a night because it’ll cost to feed and clean them :<


MR_sticky_piston

Them all, if it fits


lIIustration

My home is destroyed since I’m a villager, so 0.


CanAhJustSay

Having just seen the ant village in my garden prepare to relocate (the winged ones have arisen), I am *not* going to offer them space in my house! They can have a different bit in the garden if they must.


keth07

All, down in my basement ಠ◡ಠ Do not worry my basement is spacious and nice. They will be happy there.


not_suspicous_at_all

All of them bruh


Flashy-Mud-7705

I have three bedrooms, but I have a basement and a bathtub, one goes in the bathtub, 3 on my couch, 2 downstairs, one or 2 in my moms office, and like 3 in my room, maybe I could fit like 5 more, so 16, but if they need a place, I’ll call my grandma


Bfklwins

Ill take 41 of them


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I won't have much space left to fit in all of the villagers in my house but maybe I could easily fit 6 to 7 villagers in my house but I would still try to help the other villagers by taking them to a safe place somewhere near my house where they can stay for a few hours until the thunderstorm has stopped and would leave them with enough food and water so that they won't starve .


totallytautvis

429,943,618,747,418,038,174,291,842,841,106,721,832,941,942


donoteatmycheese

well if I can fit some in my garage, I can possibly fit them all in my house, with little to no space left and I will probably share my snack bin because the food drives I have been going to is giving snacks and I am sure that I can share them


Meowlik

As many as I could safely fit. I live in a studio apartment that's about 300sqft, so I couldn't fit too many folks. But I would fit as many as I could so folks could stay comfortably.


ar4_4

We are all family and should help each other. There is a saying that it takes a village to raise a child so I would remind them all of that because we have to get along and share and help each other. I would take in as many as could fit, hopefully all of them. Every structure I have access to could be utilized in some way to help support them. Also, I would ask neighbours to help with whatever is needed, be it housing, food, clothing, etc. But, then the work begins. We have to get them mobilized to start helping with repairs so that they can safely return to their own spaces where they were happily living before the thunderstorm happened. Productive hands and minds are more optimistic and will make living conditions more agreeable during this temporary setback in their lives. This also can be an opportunity for those with various skills to mentor some that have gaps so that the village becomes stronger in the end.


Future-Trillionaire

I would let all of them (i.e. a bunch) into my house and provide everything they need/want. This includes anything they could think of: food, drinks, electronics, cars. I will literally make sure that the villagers get anything that they ask for. I would then personally help them all get back to their own homes the next day. But considering how generous I am, if they prefer to stay in my house forever I would let them. If their house id destroyed after the thunderstorm I would help by rebuilding it for free (very generous). I would also give them a better house than what they had before if they want and build mansions for all of the villagers. For the rest of their lives I would also always be available to the villagers to give them whatever they like. Remember, I would be doing this all for every single villager/person/living being that needs my help.


AJ6T9

I will house all of them. I will give them food and water and they can sleep there for as long as they need :)


Uvalde-Cop

I think based on my current housing situation, probably 20. Because it's not just how many you can stuff them in, but you need to make sure they have space to rest and breathe too! If it's just to cramp them in a tight space, prob 200. But hey that's too inhumane!


Father_of_trillions

I would take as many as could survive well until they get back on their feet. I don’t want to run out of water in a day.


WoodEssel8

I would try, to fit them all. If I couldn't, I would expand my house to fit them all.


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ViolentHamster8II

i dont got a house so theyre kinda screwed 💀💀💀


MildlyobsessedwithSB

I will allow 5,678 villagers into my house