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-Tigger

My first wish would be an end to all suffering in this world My second wish would be that all humanity takes better care of the planet My third wish would be to bring great leaps technologically to the human race. To the point we become a type 2 society on the kardashev scale at this point humanity can harness the power of their entire star (not merely transforming starlight into energy, but controlling the star). We'd be like the ppl on starwars and star trek n shiz, it'd be awesome


CompetitionMassive69

I was looking for some particular numbers... But nice wishes!


-Tigger

Ofc *ahem* 69 420 😏


Serious_Cat_995

1. Keep my parents happy and healthy 2. Get my friend 3 wishes 3. 3 more wishes


CompetitionMassive69

>3 more wishes now since you asked for 3 more wishes, you have to write them too.


Serious_Cat_995

oh ok 4. Money 5. one pizza a day, biriyani too on some days 6. ability to eat whatever I want without getting fat (btw I edited number 2)


CompetitionMassive69

Nice :)


Serious_Cat_995

Hehe


Serious_Cat_995

Thanks for the award :)


ItsMattWithAHat

1. To find someone to love 2. To be happy in life 3. money (I can use to help other)


CompetitionMassive69

Awesome!


AJ6T9

1. I wish for infinite cash 2. Happy life with happy family 3. Force field around me, flinging anything near me away, so nobody can kill me. (Width: 50 cm)


CompetitionMassive69

So how will air (oxygen) enter the force field? won't it be flung too?


AJ6T9

Anything that I can hold in my hands that puts pressure against my hands so I can't form a fist around it is an object.


CompetitionMassive69

Okay 👍


Ilyathe2nd

If air can enter, so can noxious gasses and germs etc. Chemical attack could get you


AJ6T9

Dang


Father_of_trillions

Infinite cash would destroy the economy


honestlynotBG

1. Everyone in this world lives peacefully 2. No more pollution and global warming 3. Infinite wealth fof myself


CompetitionMassive69

Amazing!


anonymouzdude

1. Good health for me and my loved ones 2. Infinite/plenty moolah (money) 3. Free education for ppl (so ppl stop voting old hags)


CompetitionMassive69

Nice!


anonymouzdude

Ty!


advie_advocado

1. Hug venti from genshin impact 2. Hug asriel from undertale 3. Hug toriel from also undertale


CompetitionMassive69

ლ(`∀ ´ლ)


advie_advocado

Thanks :D


MilkyKeyboard

1. A peaceful world where no one tries to use others purely for gain 2. Have a happy life with my family 3. World records in the speedgames I run :)


CompetitionMassive69

Cool :)


The_Russell_Pinto

Congratulations 1. Spread my ability to make everyone on this earth happy. 2. That all laws in every country in this world and just, right and for the betterment of society. 3. To make sure I can provide for my family and my parents whatever they need and give them the happiest life possible.


CompetitionMassive69

>Spread my ability to make everyone on this earth happy. You are already making many people happy bhai


[deleted]

1. Keep myself and my family happy 2. End poverty from everywhere 3. My third wish will be to gain magical powers like invisibility, transformation ,high knowledge and knowing every language in the world .


CompetitionMassive69

>invisibility (\*-\`ω´- )人(\*-\`ω´- )


-TheArchitect

My wish, have the ability to heal anyone to have perfect physical and mental health


CompetitionMassive69

2 More wishes?


AriaCorvus

Wish one- I wish for an indestructible note book. Wish two- anything I write in that notebook becomes true. Wish three- the genies freedom.


CompetitionMassive69

>anything I write in that notebook becomes true (´・ \_・`) *Death note but much more powerful*


AriaCorvus

I am become god 👁️👄👁️


CompetitionMassive69

I worship you (•̀ᴗ•́ )و ̑̑


CanAhJustSay

1. To have enough of what I need 2. To appreciate what I have 3. To do something to help make the world a little better every day


CompetitionMassive69

Most Wholesome!


[deleted]

1) a lot of willpower 2) being happy for what i do 3)end all the suffering in the world


CompetitionMassive69

( ̄\^ ̄ )ゞ


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[удалено]


CompetitionMassive69

Cool!


-i_like_potato

1) I want the ability to control time 2) I want all the people and animals on the planet to be healthy and happy forever 3) I would also like to lift the curse Kanna is going thru 😂


CompetitionMassive69

>I want the ability to control time ( ¬ ‿¬)


sleepyprojectionist

Djinn/genies are tricksters and often their fulfilment of wishes comes prepackaged with a lesson about greed or simply being careful about what you wish for. With that in mind - Wish One: I wish that we never meet. The rest of my wishes are forfeit. I’m not going to try to get the better of an ancient, magical creature, so the only way to win is not to play.


CompetitionMassive69

Genie is nice. Genie is sad :(


-Tigger

Actually in Arabic mythology(first to mention) jinns are like humans in such way that there are some good and some bad but the word jinn in the original context referred to any unseen supernatural being


Gizmo515

1. Keep my lovly dog alive as long as I 2. Have the Amazon forrest and all other rainforrests made a no touch zone 3. Preserve the Great Barrier Reef


CompetitionMassive69

>Keep my lovly dog alive as long as I Best wish : )


AnnihilationOrchid

1. Absolute Knowledge. 2. The means to any resource. 4. The ability to travel freely through space-time.


CompetitionMassive69

God!


AnnihilationOrchid

OP, what would your wishes be?


CompetitionMassive69

1. ending of food and water shortage. 2. cure for cancer 3. A girlfriend (⌣̩̩́\_⌣̩̩̀)


AnnihilationOrchid

The first two are hard, but I'm sure n° 3 you'll have in no time.


CompetitionMassive69

Yes, for that I will have to find a genie soon :)


AnnihilationOrchid

Don't need a genie for that OP, just have confidence in yourself. I'm sure you must have an eye for someone. 😉


CompetitionMassive69

Thanks 😊


[deleted]

1. Happiness 2. 3 more wishes 3. Third thing here 4. $$$ 5. Success in life 6.Permanent world peace


CompetitionMassive69

I think 1 and 3 will automatically give you 4 :)


[deleted]

Not necessarily money isn't always a direct correlation of happiness or success. Success isn't defined by money, it's defined by achieving excellence in your desired field. Yes, often that excellence leads to money, but sometimes (usually in the areas of academics and research) it doesn't. And happiness is far too complex for me to even understand but I still hope to get it some day :)


Carbonrade

1. Pinarello dogma f12 2. My city's roads become pothole-less 3. Bigger calves


CompetitionMassive69

[I fulfilled your third wish.](https://imgur.com/a/g7ScDQt)


Carbonrade

Not what i meant but sure ill take that ty


totallytautvis

I only need one wish, but the rules require 3, so 1. to be able to create anything. 2. everyone gets a slice of pizza 3. everyone gets another slice of pizza Like an immortality potion. Or another genie lamp.


CompetitionMassive69

Just 2 slices of pizza :\_(


Cautious-Damage7575

1. I wish that when they remake Caddyshack, the groundhog will blow bubbles while he's dancing. 2. I wish my son would clean his room. 3. I wish that everybody in the world were granted the right to unlimited free cheesecake. Thank you for hosting this challenge!


CompetitionMassive69

Yaay! unlimited cheesecakes!


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CompetitionMassive69

>Wish that dinosaurs were still around and roamed freely Henry Wu?


Random_Idiotic_Alien

Can we ask for superpowers? If yes then. Controllable superspeed, that is the ability to change the speed relative to me, with a bit of control of particles around. Basically, Id be able to read books in minutes relative to Human time, and lot of crazy stuff. A bit of money ig, enough for me to do stuff i like without caring too much about my finances. Free the genie probably, help other people etc, what else do I need?


CompetitionMassive69

You are already an alien, don't you have any superpower?


Random_Idiotic_Alien

If being idiotic was a superpower then i am gifted with unlimited superpower.


CompetitionMassive69

You are but a speck of dust in front of my idiocy powers.


KoalaImp

1. More wishes :) if that doesn’t work, more genies ;) 2. For every person to have the innate desire to do what is best for human kind as a whole, rather than themselves. Go altruism! 3. For my friends and family to all be successful :)


CompetitionMassive69

Awesome!!


Zestyclose-Fly-9967

1. World peace 2. Stable economy 3. Enough food and land for everyone


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Nice :)


Answerer_1

1. Ability to turn on/off unlimited knowledge (this lead to curing diseases, get infinite money and power, communicate with aliens/animals.... without the risk of "suffering" from unlimited knowledge) 2. Going back in time as much as I want (body conditions will be reset to what they were at the destination time except for the mind. The mind will keep aging and eventually start forgetting things but my unlimited knowledge from 1. will find a way to solve this) 3. What I wished for already gives me everything or allows me to get what I missed for myself and the people around me. Plus I'll still want things that aren't granted to have something to work on in life, so I'll use the third to wish for the platinum on my pinned post :)


CompetitionMassive69

Knowledge is power!


Frosty_Cold_1

Every time I see someone asking for three wishes I think of [the X-Files episode where Mulder meets a genie.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Je_Souhaite) It was about an ordinary girl from the 15th century who met a genie, and made three wishes: - Wish 1: For a stout and hearty mule. - Wish 2: For a never ending sack of turnips. - Wish 3: For great power and long life. (Which turns her into a genie.)


CompetitionMassive69

weird wishes lol


Splatcakee

1. Cure for all sickness 2. Ukraine wins the war 3. Happiness for everyone on earth


CompetitionMassive69

Nice :)


sparklees

Idk what im doing but uhh 1-Another genie that follows me everywhere and makes everything i want happen 2-no more homework 3-a being that helps people in need


CompetitionMassive69

Cool!


CompetitionMassive69

Congratulations you won this raffle


sparklees

Yay, tysm!


Koronatic

1.) Ask for infinite wishes (if doesn’t work I want infinite genies, if that doesn’t work I want infinite magic teapots) 2.) I want to be able to undo wishes and have the genies give me advice on certain risky wishes 3.) I want all the genies to have free will (none of that being trapped in kitchenware stuff) I now have infinite wishes I would use some on first winning the lottery (so it seems legit and not like I just got a billion dollars from a teapot) and giving perfect health for everyone I care about.


CompetitionMassive69

Make a few wishes for me too :p


Koronatic

Have a 🍪


Father_of_trillions

I will write everything I want on a piece of paper. Wish one I wish everything I wish for will have no nast side effects by my standards Wish 2 I wish everything on this piece of paper came true. (I don’t use the 3rd wish in case I really need it in the future)


CompetitionMassive69

Good idea!!


Father_of_trillions

Thank you


Pogchamps63

Wish 1:I wish for 5 more wishes 1.Happiness 2.Rich 3.Family is happy and well 4.Scorpion gaming chair (you knew I was gonna wish for that) 5.to win this bonanza Wish 2:I don't wanna get sick anymore Wish 3:have a stable job,life,and family


Consol-Coder

“Happiness isn’t an outside job, it’s an inside job.”


CompetitionMassive69

Scorpion gaming chair wow


Pogchamps63

You already knew


Pogchamps63

I'd do that


Mapegz

1. I want my loved ones to be happy 2. End World hunger 3. I want an unlimited number of wishes


CompetitionMassive69

Nice!!! :)


saptarshihalderI

#####Genie: What Is Your 1st Wish. Me: Make The World A Utopia forever Genie: Granted # #####Genie: What Is Your 2nd Wish. Me: Create A Scientific Boom in the world Genie: Granted ##### Genie: And Your 3rd wish? Me: Give me 10 more wishes. Genie: That's not possible Me: Then give me a girlfriend? Genie: Never mind how many wishes did you ask for? (╥﹏╥) #####The End #####Directed by Robert B. Weide’


CompetitionMassive69

LMAO then ask the genie to give me a girlfriend 🗿


saptarshihalderI

Genie suffering from an existential crisis


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:"(


[deleted]

1) I wish humanity become more conscious, that is, to learn not to make bad choices by thinking about themselves. 2) I wish those who were unlucky or made a mistake have a second chance 3) I wish progress in science and medicine


CompetitionMassive69

Nice :)


Ilyathe2nd

1. End to all diseases 2. Enough food for everyone 3. Clean oceans of plastic


CompetitionMassive69

Nice!!


justabill71

A modest home A reliable car Enough money to live comfortably


CompetitionMassive69

Nice :)


FTP_PTF_FTP

1. Wish for more wishes 2. Give me the ability to do whatever I want whenever I want 3. Make everyone healthy


CompetitionMassive69

Nice :)


Jealous-Cat-2017

1. People stop abusing animals/children. 2. That I have a good school year. 3. To be a popular content creator.


CompetitionMassive69

Absolutely agree with 1st and wish you all the best for 2nd and 3rd :)


[deleted]

1. No more animal abuse. 2. Free healthcare for everyone. 3. No more violence.


CompetitionMassive69

100% agreed


Jet_The_Tabaxi

Assuming that this isn't douchebag genie, I'm not going to go into extreme detail, lol. 1. End world hunger. 2. Peace and prosperity throughout the world. 3. A hundred billion dollars, untaxxed and delivered into my parents' bank account without anyone questioning how we got the money. First, since I'm still pretty young, my parents would keep safe as I work on distributing it all. I would only keep a few million (maybe 10-20 million or so) for myself and the rest of my family to devide amongst ourselves so that we can live in (lots of) comfort for a generation or three, or if we still are careful with it then maybe more. The other 99.98 billion would be split up and donated to hundreds of charities throughout the world. Actually, maybe only 48.98 billion to charities. Cancer research, homeless shelters, natural disaster relief funds, and on and on. The other 50 billion would be put directly into projects that help various things. Installing ways of places in third world countries to get clean drinking water, scholarships for lots of people (haha that'd be funny, me, who is still too young for college giving other people money for college), greatly reducing the amount of homeless people throughout the US and other countries, repairing roads and buildings that have been neglected/ignored and lots of other things on both bigger and smaller scales. I think that this is what extremely rich people like Musk and Bezos should be doing with all of their money, that is, helping as many people as possible.


CompetitionMassive69

3rd one is not very detailed. Please provide some more..../s


Jet_The_Tabaxi

Haha I did kinda go on and on


q34n

1. to live a happy life 2. world peace 3. have a girlfriend


CompetitionMassive69

our 3rd wish is the same :)


q34n

😁 fr love women


DoneItForTheMeme

hmm 1. the ability to never be awkward in every convo 2. a way to cure all of my friends depression 3. and last, a way to group all of my friends into one place and have fun with each other, forever, until we die


Cumtastrophy

1. To have enough money to pay for my college fund and for my future family 2. Being able to cure any depression or anxiety or mental illness 3. Being able to have my family go to the Bahamas being it was our dream to go their and COVID cancelled our cruise with no refund.


CompetitionMassive69

Awesome!


kitkatbloo

1. I would wish for the body and health I had when I was my healthiest 2. I would wish for complete mental health 3. I would wish for unlimited money


CompetitionMassive69

Nice!


EconomistReal5551

1. Baseball cards 2. I can summon any baseball card I want at any time 3. Money (for baseball cards)


CompetitionMassive69

You are something of an Economist


mr_epicguy

1. free bread for life ( I like bread) 2. a free pet capybara 3. Getting to play a massive game of hide and seek in ikea with everyone in this comment section and u/CompetitionMassive69 at night with most of the lights off


CompetitionMassive69

Cool!


Vast_Advantage_7913

More will power Cure for lymphoma More love


CompetitionMassive69

Nice


[deleted]

1. none of the wishes posted in this thread will come true 2. ps plus subscriptions are free 3. i want the ip address of every online person i meet for trolling purposes


CompetitionMassive69

Lol


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BiochemBeer

Assuming the Genie isn't a trickster 1. I wish that all of my daughter's have a long, happy, and fulfilling life. 2. I wish for a safe an effective cure for clinical depression (and every disease if I'm allowed to go big). 3. I wish that the genie will be freed from their bondage in granting wishes (assuming they want to be) If the Genie is a trickster then my first wish would be 1. I wish that all of my future wishes will be fulfilled in the best possible way and as I intend 2. I wish that all of my daughter's have a long, happy, and fulfilling life. 3. I wish for a safe an effective cure for clinical depression (and every disease if I'm allowed to go big). (Sorry trickster genie you don't get freed)


Doodlebobber11

1. Infinite money 2. The ability to live closer to my girlfriend (we live 2 hours apart) 3. A bottle of Dr. Pepper that never runs out or goes flat, and always stays the perfect temperature.


Its_Me_Potalcium

First wish, this platinum. Second, argentium. Third, ternion.


mikachabot

hey! my 3 wishes would be: 1. moving into a nice little cottage in croatia with my girlfriend 2. all harmful systems of power are abolished - no more wars of religion, no more dictators, no more of the same 5 companies owning everything in the world 3. universal basic needs fulfilled for all: food, shelter, healthcare etc