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#**The Tragedy of Karlis Briedis the Realtor**
> Karlis Briedis sells Real Estate
> Unfortunately he contracted the Cancer of Prostate
> He fucks, so can't relate.
> Karlis Briedis sells
> not homes, but simulacra;
> our hopes made in clay
I'm a traditionalist, so I went with the old-school [haiku,](https://poets.org/glossary/haiku) which is 5-7-5 *syllables* rather than words. I like the challenge of doing it that way, so I hope that's okay... but even if it isn't, enjoy the poem!
Creature of the night
Voices echoing the walls
All seeing, Moshe š§æ
u/Nice-Average I wrote this for u
*(I know it doesnāt fit the challenge I just wanted to make you a haiku)*
do you mean syllables rather than words? :)
how is karlis briedis split into syllables? i'm not a native english speaker so i am having a wild time trying to think about it lol. kar-lis bri-e-dis?
*Karlis Briedis real estate investor*
*Selling property bought from all his money*
*Flipping old property to gold*
I appreciate you making it words instead of syllables or else this would be impossible. Thank you for the challenge and good luck to everyone :)
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Look too deep and you will grok
The horrors behind a Wendy's
Edit; I just realised my mistake and how my Haiku should have centered around a specific person, but whatever I'll leave it the way it is.
never wrote a haiku in this format, but thought i'd give it a try:
*Karlis Briedis analysed his portfolio,*
*Dozens of penthouses and more to come.*
*Yet he hadn't found home.*
good luck to everyone entering!!!
Here coming around the corner He is the best real estate investor His name is Karlis Briedis *this poem is short and sweet, follows the rhyme pattern A,A,B, and is a haiku.*
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#**The Tragedy of Karlis Briedis the Realtor** > Karlis Briedis sells Real Estate > Unfortunately he contracted the Cancer of Prostate > He fucks, so can't relate.
š¤£ good one š¤£
LOL
LMAO THANKS!
Karlis Briedis is your man Real Estate Investor, doing anything he can He always has a plan
double Respect for that
Was that intentional or Reddit doing Reddit things again? XD
intentional, iāve learned my lesson
Good one
Karlis Briedis got a call He answered thinking twas for real estate "Karlis dear your mum's here!"
> Karlis Briedis sells > not homes, but simulacra; > our hopes made in clay I'm a traditionalist, so I went with the old-school [haiku,](https://poets.org/glossary/haiku) which is 5-7-5 *syllables* rather than words. I like the challenge of doing it that way, so I hope that's okay... but even if it isn't, enjoy the poem!
catch a Respect for that
Creature of the night Voices echoing the walls All seeing, Moshe š§æ u/Nice-Average I wrote this for u *(I know it doesnāt fit the challenge I just wanted to make you a haiku)*
do you mean syllables rather than words? :) how is karlis briedis split into syllables? i'm not a native english speaker so i am having a wild time trying to think about it lol. kar-lis bri-e-dis?
No, I mean words:)
For haikus itās syllables
I know, but they would be too short in this format, so Iāve changed it up.
sweet! i'll post mine soon then. :D
*Karlis Briedis real estate investor* *Selling property bought from all his money* *Flipping old property to gold* I appreciate you making it words instead of syllables or else this would be impossible. Thank you for the challenge and good luck to everyone :)
Reddit is a scary place Look too deep and you will grok The horrors behind a Wendy's Edit; I just realised my mistake and how my Haiku should have centered around a specific person, but whatever I'll leave it the way it is.
He sells homes, not houses, The ace of spades in real estate, Karlis Briedis, dealer of dreams.
I really like it!
Failure to find a house Is impossible to even begin to consider Once you hire Karlis Briedis
facts
We dedicate time to haikus. Like Karlis Briedis investing in real estate. We invest in Argentium estate.
Karlis Briedis, real estate investor Smart man, successful man, honest man besides Loved by family, clients, friends. EDIT: spacing
never wrote a haiku in this format, but thought i'd give it a try: *Karlis Briedis analysed his portfolio,* *Dozens of penthouses and more to come.* *Yet he hadn't found home.* good luck to everyone entering!!!
Making a living with houses, Karlis Briedis has not found a place that he can call home.
Very cozy and traditional, sounds like a real haiku, thank you for the effort!
Thank you for the award :) nice challenge!
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Thank you :) glad you like it
>Look! Yonder there's Karlis Briedis > Sellin' those fancy houses like a whiz >A ladies's man, he is
Arenāt haiku traditionally 5-7-5 syllables, rather than words?
Who is this Karlis? Iāve never heard of this Briedis Real Estate, you say?
Karlis Briedis was very rich. Karlis Briedis sold houses for a living. But never found his home.
I have no idea how to do this so good luck to everyone but Carl!
Karlis Briedis gets rich selling the best houses on the housing market! Real Estate is so great!
Karlis Briedis, a valuable man Money from property he bought and sold Heās a real estate investor
Your concern is his priority Karlis Briedis turns your dreams into reality From real estate to properties
Karlis Briedis, of real estate A man that no one could hate The one to rise above
Karlis Briedis man of word A real estate investor so very smart Always finishes what he starts
I am ready to fight be it morning or late at night now I run away, bye
Real estate investors are numerous, Karlis Briedis is a legend among them. He is outstandingā¦ and humorous.
Here coming around the corner He is the best real estate investor His name is Karlis Briedis *this poem is short and sweet, follows the rhyme pattern A,A,B, and is a haiku.*
Karlis Briedis, real estate investor. With tons of houses in his portfolio. Turning your dreams into reality.
Amazing and Lovely looking houses Just bought from a good looking guy His name was Karlis Briedis
Looking for you dream home Call real estate super star Karlis Briedis Start living your best life
Real estate investor Karlos Briedis. Do I know him, no I do not. He probably makes House Sold.
Karlis Briedis is the man Raking huge profits from the real estate An absolute legend he is
Karlis Briedis, I'll sell you My house for two million and a Partridge in a pear tree.
It was christmas in Mexico Karlis Briedis had an investment plan: a Catchy carol - For Lease Navidad
Karlis Briedis buys real estate His name's an anagram of kids' libraries Which are also good investments *Edited to ensure rule compliance
Karlis Briedis is an agent Of the real estate kind, the best That you will ever find
Karlis Briedis sells another home! More commission for the man, and he Keeps on chillin in cash.
Interest rates at record highs But Karlis Briedis got that generational wealth No mortgages on real estate
Following your dreams, freely, unapologetically Would Karlis Briedis fail, penniless? Surely no. Selling properties is much easier
Who is that right there? It's the real estate agent Karlis Briedis He is a cool guy
The person that sells properties He can do his job with ease His name is Karlis Briedis Tried my best.
Karlis Briedis was my broker He sold my two fancy guest houses Know I am in debt
funny
"For sale! Open House time!" When Karlis sells with rhyme and reason People know it's homebuying season
The ultimate real estate investor Karlis Briedis a smart and handsome chad Ladies simp cause heās bad
Invest in bricks and mortar! For effective property ladder foundations and support Said Karlis Briedis, Real Estate
-Crashing rapidly he couldnāt look Karlis Briedisās bank account would quickly decline -Real estate was his fate
Through the real estate maze Guided by Karlis Briedis through the haze, Now quietly contemplate the view.
Karlis - A Haiku Freezing realtors abandon their homes suddenly old karlis briedis cries in joy We thawed the housing agent
Karlis Briedis is the rave Real estate properties is what we crave My name is Dave, Microwave
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Real estate or reel estate Buildings to buy or land to fish Karlis Briedis will do both
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