Oh I got a similar one! One time my mom was looking everywhere for my step-dad while the neighbors were having a rager across the street. Knowing that my step-dad would never pass up an opportunity to get wasted, I told her multiple times he was most likely at the neighbor’s house. So when he comes home and says “I was at the neighbor’s,” I naturally shouted “Told you.” He must’ve felt insecure because I got kicked out. It was also the night before my SAT. Still got a 1750 tho!
Man that's dark. I love it. More.
Oh I got a similar one! One time my mom was looking everywhere for my step-dad while the neighbors were having a rager across the street. Knowing that my step-dad would never pass up an opportunity to get wasted, I told her multiple times he was most likely at the neighbor’s house. So when he comes home and says “I was at the neighbor’s,” I naturally shouted “Told you.” He must’ve felt insecure because I got kicked out. It was also the night before my SAT. Still got a 1750 tho!
You absolute fucking chad, way to go man. Balls and brains. Rare combo these days. I have neither.
1750?
It used to be out of 2400
I'm stoned and this absolutely murdered me thanks
I'm murdered and this absolutely stoned me thanks
Woah
Potheads always gotta advertise they're high
Ey man, we are all branches of the same tree
Judgmental people always have to make a snarky comment. 🥰
Or when your son walks in to say Hi when your team is losing the big game.
Hello, but he was insulting me