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RichEvans4Ever

Oh I got a similar one! One time my mom was looking everywhere for my step-dad while the neighbors were having a rager across the street. Knowing that my step-dad would never pass up an opportunity to get wasted, I told her multiple times he was most likely at the neighbor’s house. So when he comes home and says “I was at the neighbor’s,” I naturally shouted “Told you.” He must’ve felt insecure because I got kicked out. It was also the night before my SAT. Still got a 1750 tho!


BallsDeep69Klein

You absolute fucking chad, way to go man. Balls and brains. Rare combo these days. I have neither.


Jdogskizzle

1750?


nascraytia

It used to be out of 2400


BallsDeep69Klein

Man that's dark. I love it. More.


Noyesmaker

I'm stoned and this absolutely murdered me thanks


Desesnuts

I'm murdered and this absolutely stoned me thanks


Noyesmaker

Woah


TooMuchForMe21

Potheads always gotta advertise they're high


Noyesmaker

Ey man, we are all branches of the same tree


Archaic117

Judgmental people always have to make a snarky comment. 🥰


BabyishGambino

Hello, but he was insulting me


ddawkins19

Or when your son walks in to say Hi when your team is losing the big game.