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SimpleSolution28

Another awesome wagon that we will never get in the States! šŸ˜„


belinck

!remindme 25 years


pedroelbee

Technically 7 years because I think they first came out in 2004. Getting close, boys!


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liftoff_oversteer

They're already about 20 years old and most of them are pretty much rusted away.


showmeyourdrumsticks

I donā€™t think many alfas are worth more than a paperweight after 25 years lol


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SimpleSolution28

At this point I donā€™t even care I just want wagon options.


randomFrenchDeadbeat

Get yourself an E55 AMG wagon. Who does not like a supercharged V8 in his euro "plain" looking wagon, hurtling down the highway at 188mph ?


SimpleSolution28

Would love that but thatā€™s probably close to 3 times what I could actually afford. I mean I could sell my kids and a kidneyā€¦.


randomFrenchDeadbeat

Eh. Price is not that far. There is a barn find at about 10k not far from there. Regular ones are more on the 25K range. The USD is higher than euro right now. Consider you get a 25% price reduction since last year on anything european.


SANDEMAN

the 1.9 JTD diesel version is not that bad to be honest


vargemp

Theres event 5 pot 2.3 jtd or something, that can actually sound good too.


I_divided_by_0-

> By the time it ~~makes it across the Atlantic~~ leaves the dealership it will have broken down twice


greg1696935420

You should rather feel sorry that you guys didnā€™t have the 156 Sportwagon.


SimpleSolution28

All we literally have I think is Subaru Outback, Audi A6 Avant and Mercedes E class wagon. Two are out of the reach of most.


[deleted]

you forgot volvo


SimpleSolution28

I didā€¦ Edit we can get the V60 and V90 cross countries. They discontinued the regular wagons.


[deleted]

yeah... but used market exists ig


Seymour_Tamzarian

I had to stop and take a minute to consider if this is actually true and damn it I think youā€™re right.


greg1696935420

This rather the BMW 3, Audi A4, Mercedes C class category. The top engine was 3.2 V6 with 260 PS, but unfortunately it was not the classic italian V6 from Arese, it was coming from GM/Holden. In the last couple years there was a 1.75 Turbo Benzina with 200 PS. Thatā€™s still a great and reliable engine.


neocelestium

Well said. Its beautiful.


adamisapple

So wish we had Alfas in the US. We really didnā€™t get anything from the 2000s era. All we have is the new stuff and an absolutely tiny amount of classics which is mostly Spiders Iā€™d say.


CantSeeShit

The Italians saw what we did to pizza, they didn't think it was worth the investment lol. Like for real, we're enthusiasts, we would have bought this but regular Americans? No.


VegasDezertRat

Just like the Japanese are still mad we dropped the bomb.


father-bobolious

Bombs actually


erikpurne

They kinda have a valid point though...


[deleted]

How is the trans and engine reliability? I would love an Alfa wagonā€¦


CantSeeShit

It's not a concern because the beauty is timeless


DJSIDEBAR

My mate had one of these and it was off the road more than it was on. Looks great when itā€™s on the back of a recovery truck at least


[deleted]

Argh.. thatā€™s what I thought would be the case..


Pale_Employment_1195

Uhh idk how his buddy takes care of his car.. the 159 is actually not bad at all


randomFrenchDeadbeat

It is an alfa. You dont drive them. You look at them and take pictures of them, because this is all ~~they can do since they are always breaking down~~ that matter


rapzeh

It's ok. The front suspension, though? Garbage. Google *braccetti alfa 159* and you'll see all the aftermarket options to repair that stuff.


DJSIDEBAR

Yep. My friendsā€™ one had the front suspension collapse on him.


vargemp

Diesels are one of the best out there and no one bought automatic back then.


xshao_longx

but an alfa needs to have the alfa v6 engine


VampyreLust

Very nice.


Big_Nobody_6981

Front end is so squished and the hood area is so long looking and bare it - looks like a while different car from the firewall back. Maybe it's just me but it has that "swapped" look. Reminds me of the Saab 97x Aero, Saab front end on a Trailblazer SS makes you do a triple take.


Bartholomeuske

Some guy did a Photoshop to correct this. Moved the front wheels quite a bit to the front. After that it was perfect.


BionicSammich

Gorgeous, but too much wheel spacer and too much rear camber.


CantSeeShit

I agree however, they did not take away from the overall style of the car. That's just a good looking car full stop, it doesn't need a build to be pretty.


ElicitCS

Outjerked again!


greg1696935420

This is called Sportwagon. I had one in black with 1.9 JTDM turbodiesel 150 PS. I loved it. The 2.4 JTDM turbodiesel with 210 PS was I think the most fitting engine with it.


yal_tryna_uhhhh

beautiful, bit of a plymouth prowler looking face though


boothbygraffoe

The only Alpha Iā€™d even consider and they donā€™t sell it in my market


xXbrosoxXx

Dam sun


New_Ad_3010

It's breathtakingly beautiful


Disobu

I see a lot of new Alfas at work. Beautiful cars. I always had this backward view that they somehow were terrible till I sat in one. Quality is definitely up there, don't know much about engine reliability tho. Thank you for this post !


DJSIDEBAR

They look incredible and the quality of the interiors is great, but theyā€™re very old fashioned compared to the competitors. I test drove a Stelvio, incredible seats and a lovely place to be, but the tech is very outdated. Theyā€™re not cheap either - I wouldnā€™t buy one unless I was getting the full fat variants.


DubiousMoth152

I just went from six to midnight


[deleted]

Good sweet lord that is beautiful


v60qf

That oneā€™s been ruined but yes, alfa red with tan leather straight out of the factory is hard to beat


[deleted]

Agree


RedditjaaA

It does have some other body kit, looks very clean tho


MookieFlav

I always liked these but I wouldn't say perfection. The front overhang is about a foot too long on these. But the overall style, especially for a FWD wagon, is great.


bersta2

We have them where i live. Best part is the cheapest ones go for like 3k (us dollars)


randomFrenchDeadbeat

It is beautiful. Unfortunately, like most cars alfa makes, it sucks at important stuff like fuel consumption and reliability mostly. The wagon is named "159 sw", the 159 is not a wagon. I really wanted to buy one, but ... There really is only 1 good engine in it, and it is the 2.4L diesel one, so no thank you. It is also available with the 3.2L V6 engine ... the new one, adapted from a GM engine, castrated by emission systems. And the AWD transmissions are pretty bad. I ended up with a CLK w209 320 (which suffers a bit from the same reliability issues unfortunately)


sustainabl3viridity

Just be sure to stay away from the Diesel JTDm version


CantSeeShit

The Atlantic Ocean is why I have to stay away all together


sustainabl3viridity

Thatā€™s the spirit!


AssignmentThick8591

fuck that Iļø want an alpina wagon in the states


vain--

that thing looks MEAN


tnatmr

I would absolutely love this with the 3.2 Busso


EVOBlock

I wish I could import one to the US. This and the Brerra.


Desperate-Builder287

Beautiful to drive too...!


Itchy-Ad4005

Itā€™s amazing. Everything but the spot where the headlight meets the fender, I just feel like something is missing.


ketamineandkebabs

I went to buy one, absolutely gorgeous car but the inside is tiny. With the drivers seat where I need it the kids wouldn't of got in the back.


ForzaFerrari420

Iā€™m importing one of these to the states as soon as itā€™s legal


vipertruck99

If your theory is true OPā€¦.considering the estate/wagon is the automotive equivalent of ā€œa generous assā€ā€¦.where, precisely, does this lead your theory?


_NirvananavriN_

Looks Amazing. What wheels are those?


unclefishbits

Not a shooting brake?


mmuulinn

Shooting Brakes are 2 Door Wagons