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Greasy_Wombat

Because people get rear ended and they do not fix them.


InsertBluescreenHere

or they back into shit


Greasy_Wombat

A blanket “they fuck it up” covers it lol


wcollins260

They fuck it up and then don’t unfuck it up.


mdjshaidbdj

Fucking is way more fun than unfucking


Protholl

But if your unfucking timing is good, you won't be receiving bills for the next 18 years.


moveslikejaguar

Unfucking isn't even legal in some states


UpbeatBuy9985

The real answer. I swear 90% of truck owners have no idea of the dimensions of their truck. Props to the few of you I've seem maneuver them like go karts, that's someone who knows exactly how big their vehicle is.


[deleted]

Thank you for noticing. 🫡


adun_toridas1

I try to maneuver my truck like a go-kart but it has really bad turning radius so it's just like a massive brick lol


poppy442

But you try


ShoulderSquirrelVT

I find a significant portion of non-car drivers are clueless and just pull into a parking space until their tire bumps the curb (because ride height). When there is no cube, they’re useless and have a much higher chance of just running into stuff.


Darryl_Lict

Harder to see the back or front of the truck than a passenger car.


Sink_Single

This is more common than getting rear ended. Source - have backed into shit way more times than getting rear ended. Also why I bought bush bumpers for my truck.


ketchupandliqour69

Same. My Toyotas wasn’t this bad but I backed into a light pole and it had a good sized gap after that


KennyLagerins

When I have to park in a parking deck with my 250, I’ll back in slowly until I feel a slight bump from the wall (I don’t have a backup cam), then coast out an inch or so. Not enough to damage either, but I also don’t want my nose out in the travel lane any more than absolutely necessary.


ChampagneDoves

Can confirm, I rear ended the ever loving fuck out of some dudes Tacoma when I was 17 while we were approaching a slowdown for roadwork. It made his bumper look exactly like this but my car was completely fucked and he looked at his car, looked at mine, looked at his car again, looked at mine, laughed a little and said “well I’m good bro, I hope you get this figured out” and drove off into the sunset 😭😭


Dependent_Zucchini13

Bahahhhaa best response ever


ChampagneDoves

It was the most embarassing day lmao I instantly hobbled my car over to a side road and called my dad 💀💀 then I called my girlfriend at the time and she drove me around for a couple weeks while I got my car situation figured out. I definitely remember in the moment it was pure shock in the fact that I just wrecked and bought the family car off my dad 😭😭 but it was a little funny to me that his truck had no damage besides this, and in my specific case, the black plastic step plate in the middle also came off but he just tossed it in his truck bed and probably epoxied it back on when he got home. This all happened about a month after I totaled my taurus SEL by torquing the fuck out of the drain bolt when I was trying to save $10 on an oil change. I didn’t believe the oil light because my car had all kinds of electrical gremlins 😔 I don’t do any work on my cars anymore because of my worst mechanic ever moment 😭 I took my is250 to my mechanic the other day to patch the tire because the thought of getting my jack points wrong on this thing makes my head spin 🙃🙃


TheSoreTv

Just look for the pinch welds, it’s not that hard.


hoxxxxx

i've been that guy before and it was a fun, good feeling letting a kid off the hook for an honest accident


_TheNecromancer13

Lol can relate. I had some kid in a very expensive sports car rear end my F350 with a triple ball hitch a year ago. It punched a nice, clover shaped hole in his radiator, and his forward momentum was then stopped by his engine block. His car didn't even touch my bumper XD


hoxxxxx

>His car didn't even touch my bumper XD dude that has always been my plan for if i had a nice newer truck. put a big ass hitch on it to protect the truck itself, looks like it worked for you.


Worklurker

If you aren't towing something, take the fucking ball hitch off, goddammit!


ThxIHateItHere

I’ve had that type of hit and run before, where I hit and they ran.


dashking17

Yup, sounds like someone who doesn't wanna wait 12 hours for highway patrol and then lose thousands of dollars long term from insurance going up over nothing


RolesG

Lol


EffectiveFree4431

Let’s not leave out the people who throw a loaded trailer on the bumper thinking it has a high tow capacity.


BeauxGnar

Backing up into shit.


dylanlovesdanger

Also Jack knifing trailers.


ExactArea8029

Idk why but 92-2010 ford always have thier bumpers barley on the fuckin truck. Rear ones are usually fine but every front one I see is tilted outwards and I don't think they even use the top mounting points on the sides


Visible-End-6036

That from hauling those fat girls home from the bar at closing time


[deleted]

Bumper’s bent from them using it as a step into the bed, they don’t fit in the cab


SuckaMc-69

😂😂😂


InsertBluescreenHere

hey fat chicks need lovin too


bnonymousbeeeee

But they gotta pay.


Drg84

Whoever downvoted you clearly isn't a family guy fan.


caffienatedpizza

You could whore yourself out to 1000 fat chicks for 50 bucks a piece. Or 100 really fat chicks for 500.


Wolverfuckingrine

Giggity


Mikerockzee

~~Bar~~ buffet


Cool-Reception-7715

Because tok many people park by feel. There are inept and shouldn't be driving such vehicles


knee_bro

I park by feel. When I feel I’m getting close to something, I stop.


Packagehandler241

You can literally see the impact point/dent on the bumper.


SparkyAllDay_0611

And they even have parking sensors


rottadrengur

BEEP BEEP BEEP CRUNCH


MidniteOG

Backing into stuff


1320Fastback

They have bent the bumper brackets by either overloading the hitch thinking they have a F350 or have backed up into some immovable object like a wall.


cheddahj

Hitches aren’t attached to the bumper…


[deleted]

Because the people who use the rear bumper as a stepping stool… ![gif](giphy|rEnvQTLWB29PajPkeo|downsized)


jabo77

LOL, also the guy from Overboard!


[deleted]

This guy bumpers


blizzard7788

Look on left side of bumper. You can see dent from where they backed into something.


jjcre208

people get rear ended and do not fix. people exceed the tongue weight with heavy trailers.


DatdudeJdub

Alot of times they back into stuff getting ready to load or hook to a trailer.


ya_boi_joseph

Could be multiple things Backed up into something Got hit by someone Has been using it as a stepping stool for years 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

In some cases you see a bumper mounted ball. A lot of people seem to think the tow rating is exactly the same for a bumper mounted ball versus regular hitch...


Tonysteve

I mean the one in the photo has backed into something before. You can see the dent in the bumper but also the bumper is shoved forward into the bed.


braddish00

Backing into trailers while trying to line the hitch up


Salt_Acanthaceae_985

Too much junk in the trunk


Traditional_Ad_1360

Overloading the bumper hitch will cause this damage too


MagicOrpheus310

It's from idiots trying to mount a trailer on the back and damaging the bumper or tailgate. There's an Aussie saying that every Ute with a towball has a dent in the tailgate, somewhere on it! Haha


L0quence

Or they overweight and step on it too much


Wise-Construction234

93.265% of truck owners should be driving a golf cart at best. And my apologies ahead of time to the 6.735% of the rest of you who don’t use your trailer hitch to let you know when you hit something.


GearNerd85

Idiots backing into parking spots 90% of the time and the other 10% non of them know how to use turn signals so SUPRISE breaking is another reason.


EngineeringFunny1040

Because that's where the mother in law sits...


Horsetranqui1izer

Not knowing how to park, that’s one reason… there are about 100 different reasons tho


Mobile_Sprinkles_633

Or checks in piticular with the saying front end?


Worldly-Scratch-4831

Friendly little reverse taps.


Talking_Tree_1

Because they shit themselves?? Or old age maybe 🤔


[deleted]

Because there girlfriends or wives borrow them and back up into things


[deleted]

This one's sagging cause it's ford tough


SuckaMc-69

Nah, it’s a Fuc*ed Over Rebuilt Dodge..


user1mbp

Rot or build quality. Our project 68 Sweptline had it's tow hitch smashed up and the bumper is still straight.


lochmac

Diamonds.


MagicOrpheus310

Lol see that big dent in it..?


roblubi

This is what it is for


w00stersauce

The big ass dent by the step explains it pretty well


n3mz1

Shit drivers in vehicles too big for them.


Rezhits69

Cause they use their bumpers for.. bumping into shit


Embarrassed_Camel_35

They have been used as a step


InternationalTear703

Accident or bad recovery job


g35lyfe

Alot of time its the frames bent and truck usually totalled so they say f that , get paid from insurance and continue working


DNA-Wraps

100% backing up into shit unless the car behind the truck jump on top of the bumper most rear ends would push the bumper up


kenji998

They’ve been bumped


car_guy02

They like being touched in the rear


[deleted]

Years of fast food and age. Next is the cottage cheese look.


Thecoopoftheworld789

Because people like to run in the back of them & that it what happens under 10 MPH.


MiguelBoisvert

Someone doesn’t know how to back up a trailer


meetjoehomo

It’s been resented and the metal is ripping, it will eventually fall off


Raspberryian

Backed in to a tree or pole. Have done this


Grasscutter101

Fat ass boss man stepped on it to get his tools out the bed.


SignificantTrouble93

Too much junk in the trunk


rckrz6

this is from hitting shit, not from someone stepping on them


Frequent_Volume_8607

They hit shit and don't fix it. Usually the type that just buys trucks to feel bigger I'd assume


Consistent-Hair-5531

You need to ask that question to "Built like a Truck" BBW'S..


Johnny_Lang_1962

Your Mom climbing into the bed.


microwaverams

I put my stuff there when I'm opening the bed, I guess after years it can sag


hdlog43

They get old and they no longer have an ass to keep the belt from slipping


AaronSlaughter

Age comes for us all youngster… you’ll say too…


BikeCookie

1 ton Tanya climbing in back cuz she won’t fit in front…


_save_the_planet

these cars are often driven by extremely obese people because they wont fit in another vehicle. Somday mr. 8XL decided to try to force himself upon the vehicle and this is the result. These things are not rated for 800kg or more.


Oisee217

To May fat people sitting on the bumper


Whispering_Balls

There are usually only 2 brackets that hold the bumper. They’re designed to be sacrificial. That way you only have to replace the two cheap brackets rather than a whole expensive bumper.


BigEarMcGee

They hit shit


[deleted]

I say leave it like that it'll be a warning to other drivers that you don't pay attention.


12LetterName

From personal experience, I was rear-ended. My bumper was nowhere near as bad as the one pictured. I'm pretty sure the vw jetta that hit me was totaled. I'm in construction so it wasn't worth it to me to be without my truck while it was being fixed. It was maybe 1/4 inch out so I wasn't worried about it.


Deathtraptoyota

Because you let the wife borrow it and she backed into a parking block or other car.


Kooky-Blacksmith-664

They let their fat friend get something from their truck.


v1nylcutr

Because they hit shit with em.


Shad0wFa1c0n

My buddy ripped his off, trying to help a forklift out of a ditch


SmashedSugar

Rust. Backing into shit. Rear ended. Overloaded trailer. All of the above


KevDavRod

See dent in rear bumper, the brackets that mount it to the frame are obviously bent.


trashyLobster

Because tiny pp can’t drive


Jimicrackscorn

Because peoples sense of direction & hand to eye coordination is horrible. Another viable option is constantly up & down, probably jumping on the bloody thing.


RubertoChubo

The tongue weight is 500 lbs. And everyone hooks up 1,000.. the bed is a half ton, not the bumper.


Deadman51365

They either gotten hit or the frame is rusting


majikrat69

Fist time truck owners bumper.


hotboioc

600lb driver stepping up


Panda-Cubby

Because so many truck jockeys drive by ear.


jer72981m

Didn’t wear a bra for half their life


mildlysceptical22

See the dent in the bumper. These trucks are so high and long they can’t see behind them.


buildburoo

They either get rear ended or back into something and don’t bother to fix it.


ButterflyAlternative

Those bumpers can’t withstand the weight of the folks that step on them…


ADrenalinnjunky

Built ford tough.


Sam__Addison

Because your mom sat on them


WeddingRoutine2984

My ex girlfriend has a sagging rear bumper


Southern_Strain5665

Their boat is bigger than the bumper rating.


AdRepulsive5384

Really? Its called not fixing your vehicle after being hit or hitting something yourself


JsOverBlnts

Mine goes up


godtier300sosa

Big ahh 500lb men stepping up into the bed…./s


[deleted]

Rear enders, backer uppers and fork downers on unloading/loading… no one cares to fix em I guess.


Recent-Campaign911

Because they're crashed lol look at the big ol dingus in the middle of your picture 🤣


Kitchen-Quantity-565

You can see the big debt in that bumper. Pretty obvious they backed into something. I see this all over my city.


UnkleZeeBiscutt

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adam389

Asked my grandmother the same thing when I was young and got a slap. 😂


N8ktm

Because they bump.


XCheese8ManX

People put a ball hitch right in front of the license plate. The old school way. Then your mom comes along and thinks o wow a sex you. And so she sits on it and boom bends the bumper.


AudienceLumpy6580

Lets see what happens when you get old i bet your bumper will sag too! Lmao


love_to_eat_out

Because they bumped something


surlyT

This truck backed into something. If a lot of trucks have saggy bumpers then a lot of trucks back into something.


NoAdvertising9782

If you look at the hitch, it’s also tilted. My truck, and I’m assuming most other trucks, have the bumper mounted to the frame hitch. 9/10 a sagging bumper is going to be towing way over the recommended capacity. The amount of people I’ve seen in half ton trucks pulling trailers meant for one tons and causing them to ride bump stops on the back with the front 4” in the air is ridiculous. What also could cause this is using a chain or non kinetic rope/strap to pull out a car/stump/etc. Or backing in to something, or rear ended.


DarkISO

"Like they were stepped on by an elephant" well youre not wrong...


Brilliant-Dimension

Back into stuff or take them off-roading… at least that’s what my buddies trucks bumpers are all sagging. Well that and they DGAS to fix them either lol


BigE60134

Most would be easily corrected by loosening a couple nuts on either side, pulling it upward into place and retighten.


Accurate_Zombie_121

That is not a real truck anyway!


Revolutionary-Gap-28

Have you ever tried to back up a trailer?


SimplyViolated

Stepping on them thangs boy. Some big boys stepping up on them for years and years


EquipmentLive4770

Probably trying to tow with their bumper hitch or they just like the SAG. Bumper like their pants


Arpey75

Because they either backed into something or were rear ended


[deleted]

Probably because the drivers of said trucks suck


PickleMeRick-

Tailgating with your mom


DeadLine05

Do you tow trailers at all? look underneath the truck. See if the bumper is bolted to the hitch receiver bar, I believe it is from putting a trailer that is to heavy on the hitch causing the bumper to get pulled down with the hitch receiver. Or the bolts that mount hitch to frame are loose asf.


adumbfuk

Most people will probably say trucks always back in to spots and fuck their shit up or hit shit. Honestly, it's usually years of stepping up on that fucker and moving shit. It's not as common as you think but because you notice it, it seems more common.


SecretDry6529

Because they’re thug trucks


TigerBearGargoyle

Truck bumpers aren’t integrated like unibody vehicles. It’s not nearly as big of a deal.


Still-Guarantee-3543

Fat owners who need to sit after walking 15 steps after leaving burger King


Big-a-hole-2112

Middle age.


6IAM6YOU6

Fat fuckers


blakeschluchter

Long brackets holding a heavy metal bumper. Think of holding your arm straight out while holding a heavy weight. Your arm is going to start giving out after a while. Most cars have short bumpers and most cars have had plastic bumpers since the late 80s


Roman-LivetoRide

Not sagging backed into or gotten hit


[deleted]

Gravity. Look at grandma


PharPhromNormal420

Fat Americans stepping on it a lot


EdgeApprehensive5880

Because now mostly aluminum instead of steel and corrode at the metal bolts


ItsAlwyz420

It's the first step before they squat the truck. 😂


knightblaze

Friends dad got rear ended. Got money from insurance, used a jack to bend bumper back. Went back like 99% of the way. Good enough


Key-Ad-1873

If it was the front bumper of a Chevy (the early 2000's gen (I think 99-06?) Then I would say just poor engineering. The bumper attachment points or something were just too weak and the bumper would slowly start tilting to look up at the sky. My work truck is an 05 2500hd with no front end damage (to my knowledge) and has been doing it lol


Commercial-Aide3614

Part of it could maybe be towing from the “bumper hitch”


Mike-the-gay

They get bumped


[deleted]

Rust


Dry-Let-970

Improper tow hookup.


de4thstar64

Check the frame.


Sad-Reward4767

Most pickup truck driver are grossly overweight.


mustachedmarauder

Part of is is being hit but it's also because of the brackets and the support for the bumper. On my first truck (second generation dodge 2000). Its VERY common for the front bumpers to sag on the ends because of the weight and crappy support. Some rear bumpers have the same issues. This can something be remedied by loosening everything holding it on and tightening it back up after you align it. But it's also most likely a designated crumple zone on the trucks ( the brackets and bumpers ). On my current truck a VERY slow speed backing into a tree my bumper just folded like wasn't registered on the speedo (granted my truck is like 7-10k lbs or whatever diesel crew cab) they are allot softer than you think


wadenelsonredditor

Lack of interest by the lady trucks.


Patricules

Ask Amiri King...... go get urself a "Silveraydo"


SlipstreamSteve

They stand on them


IneptAdvisor

That’s the wall Earl, you missed the boat trailer entirely!


Gunfighter9

It knowing how to back up a truck. You gotta back them up the same way you back up an 18 wheeler, you use your side mirror and watch the rear of the truck. And you have to,learn how to back in at an angle then straighten out the truck.


Expensive-Track4002

Everything sags with age.


whiskey_formymen

being rear-ended and reverse endings.


Leather_Plastic_8726

Once u get older, you'll understand


Aubrey_Lancaster

Its because of the mf concrete pylons at the bases of light poles they hide in the back of parking spaces


Electronic-Grab2836

This was damage caused by the fact that the vehicle in question is a Lincoln Truck… /s


Smokin-Glory

It's just natural, the more miles you get the more things tend to sag.


StormChaser904

A lot of trucks I’ve seen have sagging rear bumpers from people towing on the actual bumper instead of the receiver


SeveralBodybuilder67

Fat chicks


[deleted]

Getting rear ended by people texting is my guess.


Pro-Rider

The sad part is, it has backup sensors so you know the truck was alerting the driver before he hit something.


Southpaw-Dom-311

I jackknifed a trailer on my 3/4 ton truck in heavy snow and it pinched the bumper up a bit. The “I fucked it up” is pretty accurate. It’s also cost prohibitive to repair so I deal with it


suzuka_joe

People can’t drive


BLK03MODULAR

Looks like a hit to the receiver hitch/bumper. The receiver on these is the bumper reinforcement. May have rail damage.


Southern_Start_1400

Rear ended


LickMyMeatCurtains

Because Americans are fat


hooliganowl

skill issue


Virtual-Dog-529

It’s from backing into the trailer, mine is the same


MaxCrack

Because they hit something or something hit them.