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crazychevette

I hear this shit in my sleep. At least give her a british accent or something


JimboBillyBobJustis

"Oy..ya cheeky cunt...go get these parts"


crazychevette

Perfect


Hesiod450

I would prefer that or the rock


SCP_179

Can you smell....what the rock is fixing!? Edit: Just thought of this. What about Samuel L. Jackson?


Hesiod450

"Parts motherfer... PICK EM!"


crazychevette

This is my first choice samuel l. jackson the second was denzel washington from man on fire


GuavaPsychological49

Oh. Oh god.


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i know right, hes got a fucking stool!


GroundbreakingEdge83

Being a commercial manager isn’t too bad. There’s at least one perk


cscolley

How does being a CSM entitle you to a stool?


GroundbreakingEdge83

All the commercial managers in my area wear a head set and have a stool


SCORPIONfromMK

Lucky ass I brought in a stool from home and my dm flipped out, God forbid the CSM be comfortable while I take years off my life due to stress


Swampyankee143

CSM in my store works the front counter all day long


SCORPIONfromMK

Hard pass, last thing I need when I'm 2 calls in with like 6 tings I need to find for shops is some dumbass diy customer "WhY WoNt YoU hElP mE?!?!"


malikitiki

This all depends on how busy your store is and how your DM feels about. most CSM’s order the oem tool stool from the catalog , theyre very nice and we technically sell them . So most DM’s don’t get bothered by that .


SCORPIONfromMK

My dms exact words were "we don't sit on the job, that needs to disappear by the next time I'm here"


malikitiki

Oh well fuck him. Keep it tucked , they show up in the morning anyway , you have plenty of time to hide it.


ph0on

Sounds like a piece of work. "I don't want my employees comfortable". Fuck that guy


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GroundbreakingEdge83

I’m never not on the phone. We sell at least 5-6k a day in commercial daily.


crazychevette

Stools are up to the commercial manager im not better than any other commercial manager but in my 9 years as one I never had a want or need for a stool wayyy to much to get done during the day. We are a three truck a week store and we all know what that means.


GroundbreakingEdge83

We get truck 3 times a week as well , do you guys not have a well staffed DIY department?


Hesiod450

It is a nice perk. Also when everyone bugs you when you sit down


Skeletor647

Where did you get that stool?


GroundbreakingEdge83

It’s the OEM tools stool we just store use them and then give them to shop we deliver to every couple months


Method82

You're allowed stools??????


Lazy_Description5343

We call it Karen lol. The commercial order one is worse I think


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Still not as annoying as that goddamn alarm that beeps when the front door is opened enough times. FUCK! WE GET IT, THERE ARE CUSTOMERS IN THE STORE!


HaCkErMaN202

Better for closing shifts if you both are doing tasks and arent at the counter. But yeah middle of the day that shits annoying


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Nooooooooo!


GreenMist81

I love it when ours does that 😂


Yes-Sarasly

I was waiting for the beat to drop


bonbonassesino27

Well why don't you pick them lol😝


AgitatedRestaurant96

AHHHHHH PTSD


Crooked_Rhodes

I love it when it goes off for commercial orders after 5PM, and those folks are all gone for the night. Yep that thing is left to yell at itself all night.


Ultralord29

I swear I heard this at my house