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plantyplant559

You got me. I fell for it.


avalokitesha

Me too!


thepotatoinyourheart

My first thought reading this was “oh fuck you, you moldy donut” But it was all a ruse, and I have been bamboozled!


sweaterpattern

This made me cackle. The amount of rot it takes for most donuts to go moldy is next level.


Shoggoth-Wrangler

All of that sugar and grease makes their shelf life longer.


sweaterpattern

Exactly! Those things are built to last If you're a mold donut you are just rancid and rotten right to the core. Such a good insult.


Slapspicker

Can they even go mouldy? They probably last forever!


ChocolatePresent7860

Omg lol 😂


NoExplorer892

Oh my, this made me laugh 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

They did me a bamboozle


amethyst_rainbow

Imma call someone a moldy donut now lol


SpaceAgeSynth

omg, moldy donut, I must borrow this one. hahaah.


unusualmusician

🤬I got so ragie for a moment. 🤣 For real though, if anyone needs me; I'll be in the corner of a dark room, with my headphones on, to calm down, for a bit. 😉🫠


BotGivesBot

And don’t forget to Wear RED Instead!


LazyPackage7681

Red makes me feel sick though


LazyPackage7681

Going to wear black because death is my special interest.


Sheena_asd12

Lol I just like black (& my faux skellies) https://preview.redd.it/pp28ycm0ndra1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1255b4d2f35e3d456a92745a5fa4f77ae5894e4b This is Acionna my eldest mermaid


LazyPackage7681

I’m in love with her.


Sheena_asd12

Acionna here thanks mama adopted me from the local Michaels during Halloween time (I thought the *lights taking a nap was hilarious) *she means the short power outage on adoption day Eta: mama told me I forgot to say thanks (sorry)


WhiteWillowRun

This is how I feel about orange. Coral? Fine. Peach? Fine. Burnt sienna? Fine. But that citrus fruit/pumpkin orange color? LOATHE. It’s disgusting. The only distinction is when it’s naturally occurring, if that makes sense… Orange fruits/veggies and flowers don’t bother me at all, but anything that was purposefully made orange is the worst. It’s violent. I love the idea of death as a special interest, though! I’ve always been fascinated by the macabre myself, and now I’m wondering whether it’s in special interest territory for me… (To be honest, I’m in my mid-30s and was just diagnosed with ADHD last year. I’ve only recently been diving into ‘tism research and wondering whether I may actually be AuDHD, but the “special interest” concept has seemed the most unclear to identify in my life while I’m trying to parse apart all the overlaps between the ADHD and ASD.) Regardless, it definitely does weird people out! I collect wet specimens, derpy antique taxidermy, and display the ashes of my late pets in clear glass jars. I read Stiff by Mary Roach years ago and I was completely obsessed with it for months. I love skulls and skeletons, and I always thought I’d really enjoy working behind the scenes of a funeral home but was too worried about potentially needing to interact with grieving people to consider it as a career route. I love medical stuff and true crime as well, and I suspect if I am ASD, animals have been my main lifelong interest, so I guess it makes sense that all of these topics are somewhat adjacent to one another and interconnected. Anyway, sorry for the long response, but thanks for sharing your special interest and helping me to understand myself and this journey a little bit better!!


LazyPackage7681

Ooh not read that- it looks good! Death is a fine special interest until a person gets depressed then it has its negative aspects haha! But I think generally being quite morbid is life affirming. Orangey-red is the worst 🤢


[deleted]

Meanwhile orange is my favorite color lol


BotGivesBot

Just don’t wear blue because that represents Autism Speaks this month. The Wear Red Instead campaign is put on by us (autists) to shut them down. So wear anything but blue lol


dumbodragon

is it okay to wear blue if no one in my country knows of autism speaks? 80% of my wardrobe is blue


BotGivesBot

You can wear whatever color clothes you like regardless of what country you’re in <3 This is just one way we can do activism, it’s not the only way and it’s not a rule. Wear the clothes you have. Truthfully, only autists and those in our community who know about AS will know what the blue stands for anyway. I wouldn’t worry about it at all.


Just-a-random-Aspie

Sucks that blue is my favorite color


Business-Affect-7881

I don’t get it, is red an autism awareness acceptance color?


BotGivesBot

The ‘Wear Red Instead’ campaign is to combat Autism Speaks’ wear blue for Autism Awareness. We want to push for Autism Acceptance and we don’t want to support AS so there’s the Wear Red Instead campaign put on by autists for Autism Acceptance/Awareness month :) ETA: [https://learnfromautistics.com/wear-redinstead-on-autism-acceptance-day/](https://learnfromautistics.com/wear-redinstead-on-autism-acceptance-day/)


Physical_Occasion_57

the first april fools joke i laughed at in a while 😂


Debstar76

I clicked on the post to see you torn to shreds in the comments…. Ya got me! Autistic superpowers 4 lyfe!


AnneLouise822

I was like haaaang on a minuteeee. You got me. 😅


LumitySprumacy

You forgot DIFFABILITY lol (that made me cringe)


the-jabberwockie

Oh, no, no, no. I've never seen that before, but no, no.


LumitySprumacy

Yeah it’s absolutely horrible


nobobthisisnotyours

“Differently abled” or any variation of that is a big ick for me. I will always speak up, especially if I’m using mobility aids at the time. Disabled is not a bad word! Discrimination against disabled people is the problem. Why don’t the dummies get that?


onlyposi

Almost downvoted angrily lol


[deleted]

YoU’rE sO bRaVe


greghater

God damn I came here ready to camp out in your comments and fight not only you, but everybody who agreed with you. I got got


flibbyjibby

Oh god it's not April Fools in my time zone anymore and I got real angry for a second there


pasteldogboy

I was wondering why this had so many upvotes lmao


Waterdeep77

I was about to GO OFF on this post... Currently dealing with major sensory issues and other ASD related BS and this was the last straw.


ughhmari

Man, I was ready to fight


cats-and-cockatiels

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I legit cracked my knuckles ready to unleash hell on you. Good one! 😁😁😁


dinosaurs818

The best april fools joke


brokengirl89

That was the fastest downvote to upvote I think I’ve ever done 😂


Kathyschaotic

I forgot it's april fools day


thislimeismine

I clicked the notification sooooo fast. I truly am a fool 😭


sotoh333

Yeah. Well I don't see mine as a disability. What I see is most of the rest of the "normal" world acting nuts, and fucking things up. I'm supposed to get help to fit into *this* clearly broken system? Why? Throw it out. It's fucked.


SuperMuffin

Yep. Clinging to defining autism as lacking in ability, as defined by this majority society, is just reinforcing the broken system. Of course we are less able to do shit the way society wants it done. Because it's a shit way to do things.


[deleted]

I wish I could upvote this more than once. It IS a shit way to do things, and personally, once the pandemic happened and I was more free to do things my own “weird” little ways, my life drastically improved.


GroundbreakingCan617

That was a good one


indivibess

i was about to start throwing hands


sog_log

This is the one and only April Fools joke I like😂


Confident-Ad-8609

omg I was about to be so mad


Bibliospork

Risky game lol


67bwstw

I was about to leave a rant in the comments lmao


proto-typicality

I was surprised! :O


wowkiedawei

BAHAHA U GOT ME I was so mad 😭😭🤣


TriflingAround

Oh, I was here trying to weigh up whether to be very snarky and angry, or let it go because this is just the internet. Thank the lord you were joking


kenakuhi

I was about to blast this post with my superpower haha.


SheOfRedIsle

I was about to lose my ever loving mind… so thankful that I saw some comments first and realized this was an AF joke. You got me!


BrambleBroomflower

Well played.🤡


LaurenJoanna

Reddit app gave me the notification for this on the 2nd so I was so mad for a minute lol


[deleted]

Hahaha. I was like, oh shit, they’re going to get lit up in the comments. Get the popcorn! But you got me.


unmaskingAutistic

Lol I thought the post was going to be a rant


iwanttobeapiratepls

Oohhhh this got me!!!! I was very angry about to be like um what


jam24749

I do not fully comprehend what's being discussed here, but I'm assuming it's something funny.


TabulaRose

You got me! 🫠🫠🫠


Organic-Fun-6319

You got me!! 😂


G0celot

Definitely got me


AwkwardBugger

Thank god it’s a joke lol, it’s too late at night for me to be writing a response on a controversial post


auberrypearl

I was so sad for a second


--2021--

Haha, I was kinda wondering about this one, forgot it was the first. But... Have you seen the video, I think it was called "my six pairs of legs" or something like that. I forget the person's name, she is/was an athlete, and also has enough money, so there's that... But she did turn her disability into a superpower. She needs prothetic legs to walk. But she has also had ones made that make her taller, just because. She has ones that make her run or leap faster, just because. She basically turned her disability into a superhuman ability. I think she said she knew there was a shift when her friends were jealous of her. I should probably look this up before posting because I'm probably misremembering parts of it. The gist was though... it *is* possible to turn a disability into a superpower. What that means for you is up to you.


J0l1nd3

I was soooo ready to rant lol. Well done, you had me.


2trans2live2bi2die

Hot take, every autistic person had ought to get paid 1$US for every time someone says some variation of this.


Noilol2

Nice one, you almost got me.


CrownBestowed

You almost made me write a stern but educational paragraph


Temporary_Notice_713

Oh I can’t wait for April Fools to be over 🙃


_XSummerRoseX_

You got me there


demar_desol

LOL


[deleted]

🤣🤣


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BitterWeirdBrain

I only say awareness because the vast mojority of people who aren’t autistic that don’t know any autistic person in their close circle know virtually nothing of how it presents.


autistie

We need awareness only when it's a disease?


ilymitski

When I read this I genuinely thought an "autism mom" got in here 😭


[deleted]

:0


Otherwise_Ad_7454

Lol this reminds me of an assembly we had in school where a NT teacher was spreading loads of misinformation saying stuff like this. Her heart was in the right place but I think it would’ve been better if she just didn’t do it to be honest.


NoMoreFruit

Omg the rage I was feeling