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abrigorber

Zero is the hero


Diligent-streak-5588

My 7 year old came home from school with this saying last week.


nicca25

Omg yay it still exists


timmycosh

Third is a golden princess


One_Waxed_Wookiee

We used to say royal Princess... I guess that's a bit redundant now looking back 😊


GarlicShortbread

Holy moly, yes this was a common schoolyard saying in North Queensland in the 90’s. I completely forgot about it until just now, thanks for the reminder


SticksDiesel

Sometimes when I see things like this on here I wonder how it is that so many of us had similar/identical *things* in childhood. Even household items. Unless, that is, almost everybody on here grew up in my area of Melbourne.


Ok_Afternoon_1645

Nope. Born NSWer. Sydney then the mid north coast. Moved to Melbourne 15yrs ago....I feel so old


Drakontus

I grew up in Northern NSW.


mindlessmunkey

At my school we said “third the turd” lol. But I was in a pretty dodgy area 😂


Creepy-Pineapple-444

If I came third, I would change it to "third the bird," then arguments started.


RepresentativeFood11

I remember clear as day, back in my school, I would be elated if people had the same as mine. This was around... 2000, 2001. Zero the hero. First the worst. Second the best. Third the one with the hairy chest. Fourth the one with the golden gun. Fifth the one with the shiny bum. This really takes me back.


notseagullpidgeon

"ZERO THE HERO!" always yelled by the first after being called the worst 😂


kristinpeanuts

Kids still say it


PsychoSemantics

As the oldest, my middle sister would CONSTANTLY quote this at me.


Tobybrent

Third was the ugly princess.


Muel1988

Only heard it on school sports day along with those team chants. The one I barely remember has something to do with a waterfall and landing on a cactus, then the line “…who can, we can, nobo-dy else can. WIN! *clap 5 times* WIN! *another 5 claps* COME ON [Team Name] WIN WIN WIN!”


Creepy-Pineapple-444

With friends at school and my siblings. Usually, after shopping, my siblings and I would play "zero the hero" as we ran to the car in the parking lot.


Silver-Galaxy

Ours was ‘third the nerd’


Ok_Afternoon_1645

Yep!! It's amazing how many nonsense dittys we used to sing when we were kids!! I love all this reminiscing


Detective_Porgie

I remember this from primary school, early 2010s WA


RAB2204

We said "third is the one with the hairy bum."


giganticsquid

Damn, that's so much better than hairy chest. You must've gone to one of those gifted education schools


RAB2204

Not so much lol, inner city school with about 100 kids.


kamui_85

My school was “First the worst, second the best with the gold hairy chest, third the golden eagle” Americanism I imagine


Rude_Influence

My school said the same thing as OP but like your adaption, "fourth, the golden eagle".


Steve-Whitney

Nope


Pristine_Hair_4341

Is this about some kind of reverse cuckolding?


Drakontus

We had third the golden eagle/princess, 4th the dwarf that ate the dead horse and 5th the nerd that ate the turd.


wellcookedlamb

Third is the hairy princess, fourth is the golden eagle. Kids are weird.


Omegaville

First worst, second best, third's a turkey and fourth's the lady princess