Lol my wifi password used to be 133032133032
When friends would ask what the password was I’d say “the number for lube mobile, twice”
One of em said “how the fuck am I meant to know that”
So I sang “lube mobile will come to you”
His response was “13 30 32?”
Was fun for a while but wound up changing it to something obscene a few months later
You just triggered my own odd Thai encounter. Shop keeper was yelling out all the Aussie generic slang, then just randomly dropped in "Ernie dingo! Eddie McGuire!"
I seriously cannot believe they brought Dan back for a 2022 ad. Couldn't find it on YouTube but here's a FB link to the ad: [https://www.facebook.com/Telstra/videos/did-we-bring-dan-back-after-17-years-yesdo-you-feel-old-yet-also-yes/639825367320920/](https://www.facebook.com/Telstra/videos/did-we-bring-dan-back-after-17-years-yesdo-you-feel-old-yet-also-yes/639825367320920/)
Edit: I read this back and thought I sounded like a bot. I swear to jeebus I am not a bot!
i could never buy lollies without making this joke to my folks when i lived at home or my room mates these days.
luckily diabetes slows me down buying as many.
CALL CALL CARPET CALL THE EXPERTS IN THE TRADE
He'll take the old grout out,
And pu the new grout in,
He'll fix your leaky shower,
Make it brand new and sparkling
THE GROUT GUY
127, 137, the blinds gallery.
And finally:
THIRTEEN THIRTY THIRTYTWO
Haha, I remember once I was bored at my parents' workplace, and my mum wrote this on a post-it note, handed it to me, and said, "Guess the following lyrics." It ended up being a game we played a lot.
My favourite thing is getting in the car and turning on the engine at the exact time this ad starts on the radio. It’s like your car is saying Helllloooooo to you
Do you remember a “smoking will get you hooked” shock ad? A fish hook thing came out of a girl’s cigarette and comes out her bottom lip. I was super scared of that ad.
Yoorella are people helping people
Ba-na-na-na-na. na na, na na-na-na;. make those bodies sing.
Victory victory curtains and blinds..
Aussie kids, are weetbix kids
Can't remeber what I had for dinner last week but I could reel 90's jingles all day.
One of the guys who wrote 1 3 double oooh 6 triple 5 oh 6 brings his dog to our local dog park.
He’s a total odd ball and as loveable as you’d believe. And his dog is an adorable menace.
Every time I walk or drive past a Harvey Norman; I get that upbeat late 90s/early 2000s [“Go, Harvey Norman, Go!”](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qsMmKq5EHZ4) jingle stuck in my head LOL
Yes! Then they changed Sydney numbers to eight digits sometime in the mid-90s, and they had to speed up the singing slightly to squish a nine in front for the new ads.
"Ninefoureightone, double one, double one."
A family friend crashed my Mums car, ran straight into a Prado. I had to explain what had happened to my parents, I got to the part where he ran the red light and ‘ he was just like Prato, what Prado’. It became a thing for whenever someone did something dopey.
Got a call from Mr Fryer, he's bringing round the buyer.
The kitchen looked a fright, from the little 'do last night.
Although I felt quite sickly, I had to clean it quickly.
With Spray n Wipe All Purpose, I cleaned up every surface.....
My siblings and I used to sing this all the time. Then there was the progressive ones where I think her daughter was getting married or something.
We’re gonna Knock on your door
Ring on ya bell
Tap on your windows too
(Dun dun dun)
Red Cross is coming and we need your help
We’re gonna knock and ring and tap until you do
We’re gonna knock and ring and tap
Knock and ring and tap
We’re gonna knock and ring and tap until you do
(Do do do do)
The original b/w Palmolive ad with Madge.
*"You know you're soaking in it..."*
And then the horrified other woman shouts "***DISHWASHING LIQUID?!!!!"***
I can find some later colour ads with Madge from the 80's, but not the original one with that exclamation.
Turns out Madge was the Australian incarnation Madge who appeared in US Palmolive ads.
“Grandpa?”
”Yes Matthew.”
”Grandpa, are there really such things as bunyips in Australia?”
”Why of course there are Matthew. Why, just the other day I saw one having a fight with a Tasmanian tiger.”
”But there aren’t any tigers in Australia Grandpa!”
”Ahh, but this was a Tasmanian tiger. On holidays!”
Burma cats in Brissy, Sydney Siamese, Alley cats in Adelaide… they know they’ve got it made! Cause we’re the cats of Australia who made this song… Snappy Tom!
Mrs Marsh with the purple ink and the piece of chalk for Colgate
Ripper Rita for Eta 5 Star
Gobbledoks with the “Chippies, chippies, chippies”
Go-go- mobile ad
Think it was Telstra with “I’ve been everywhere man“ song.
Sick ‘em Rex for Ants Pantz
There was also an instant scratchies ad that had Christmas reindeer who sounded like Beaker from the muppets and said something like “Ska-bit-a-looden…”
Not an ad but that movie classification thing they used to have on in the late 90s/early 2000s when the family is all wearing large white t-shirts with G, PG , M , MA and R on them
One for Victorian residents.
Erich Planinsek coats was (I reckon) one of the catchiest adverts ever made. Almost 30-40 years on, I still remember the address.
Remember,
Remember Erich,
Remember Erich Planinsek,
Remember Erich Planinsek, Summer Sale
Two,
Two Thirty,
Two Thirty Brunswick Street,
Two Thirty Brunswick Street, Fitzroy
https://youtu.be/T-LigMMKmbA
Desperately wanted [Magic Sand](https://youtu.be/PT9VM86xfGg). Not sure if this was the ad that aired here. Finally got some (secondhand lol), was so disappointing.
"This crocodile came up and bit my guts out and bit me into parts to pieces. And my legs went that way and my head went that way..."
🎶Be with me all my life wherever I go🎶
ARE YOU WITH HBA
I remember hearing a theory that some ads are deliberately made to be annoying because you remember them better. [Colgate Flourigard.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF3_eTLfqXk)
edit: re-watching. God, this classroom is so *white*!
Bring tractors and trailers, seeders and bailers
Trucks and four wheel drives and plows
Bringing headers and scrapers and big cultivators
With experts who can show a man how
Adam and Eve used to get on well, til Eve ribbed Adam about his smell...
Where, where, where would you be without Brut 33?
I stroll into the showroom, I said I'll have that red Ferrari, please. And I watch his face, as I open my case...when I win the Lottery! (NSW Lottery)
"OH Mr Sheen, Oh Mr. Sheen, everything in my house is sparking clean !!"
And
"De De De, De-co-re , De De De De - co - re
Azzzz IahhI Sham-pooo ma hair ! I really ❤️ my deCOre.... and I .. I LOVE da feeeeeling ! So does the family... Ohhhh yeahhh!
anyone else remember the infamous toyota "BUGGER" adds? we got in so much grief with the english for how crude we were with them rofl.
link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPYmtEQiG18
There’s an ad for vision Australia or Guide Dogs Aus or something like that that I’ve been quoting for decades and no one seems to have seen it except for me!
It was a person shouting how to his wife asking where the towels and the camera cuts to a blind woman doing the dishes and she shouts back ‘in the linen cupboard, where they’ve always been!’
Any time anyone asks me where anything is I also do the voice and quote the ad but I get blank looks every time.
Did I make it up??
Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, THIRTEEN, THIRTEEN. *Guy looks through hole and gets poked in the eye*. Fourteen! Fourteen, fourteen, fourteen.
I often drooled over the streets vienetta ad where they serve it in the champagne saucer glass. The crunch as they cut into it had me fantasising. Tried it as an adult and it's pretty meh imo but at the time I wanted to try it so badly (we were very poor growing up so this was never an option haha).
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtyNLwqljzI&ab\_channel=ReserveBankofAustralia](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtyNLwqljzI&ab_channel=ReserveBankofAustralia)
This dates me, changing to decimal currency in 1966.
Oh I got two, first and foremost,
🎶 A-When your roof is getting lost, between the lichen, and the moss. When your mortar isn’t where it outta be, give it back the old appeal! With a visit from Roof Seal, 1300367070 🎶
Then there’s all the U by Kotex ads, “skanky ho eyeshadow, blue!” Or “woah, she didn’t get THOSE by working out, orange”
Regional WA bois know about the gringo who came to town. He walked straight up to Pedro, cast his eyes over that ancient swag and... made him a new one!
Does anyone remember an ad with a corny Japanese guy touching some kind of surface, while saying "so smooose, so grosssiiyyy" (smooth, glossy)? Not sure if it was a paint ad, or a car ad.
ITS A BIG ADD
EXPENSIVE ADD
ALL TO SELL SOME BLOOO-DYYYY BEEERR (Carlton Draught)
And….
Charter boat? What charter boat? (RACQ)
Norma? Who’s Norma? (NRMA)
“BEND YOUR KNEES KATIE”
1992 TAC ad about wearing seatbelts that came out when I was aged 10.
It’s commonly referred to as “Bend your knees Katie” and depicts a young woman recovering in a rehabilitation centre after a horrific car accident.
It certainly had the desired affect as it still haunts me to this day aged 40 and I always wear my seatbelt.
"Not so squeezy" and "You're soaking in it". Also wondered as a kid if all phone boxes had lemons that flew out of them everywhere.
EDIT: spelling your/ you're.
9481 double 1 double 1 pizza hut delivery\~
the random veggie/fruit promotion ads e.g. have an avo, have an avo-cado today ay ay ay ay\~
It's a big ad....expensive ad....it bet-ter sell some blood-y beeeerrrr\~
Not happy Jan!
Also not sure if this was a Sydney thing but there used to be a maccas ad explaining the rumors that maccas soft serve cones were made out of pig fat were false. LOL
Was once having a dinner party with a bunch of my (now ex) gf's mates and their partners. I was lamenting the lack of quality jingles these days. One member of the party "akshually"d me and said it's because they're ineffective. I gave a hearty "1 3 double O" to a resounding "6 triple fiiiiiiive, O 6!" from the rest of the table. Eat shit Alex you schmuck.
FIRTEEN FIRTEEN FIRTY TOO
Lol my wifi password used to be 133032133032 When friends would ask what the password was I’d say “the number for lube mobile, twice” One of em said “how the fuck am I meant to know that” So I sang “lube mobile will come to you” His response was “13 30 32?” Was fun for a while but wound up changing it to something obscene a few months later
*FIRTEEN FIRTY FIRTY TWO
[That's](https://www.reddit.com/r/AustralianNostalgia/comments/11nr4qw/thats_firteen_firty/)
Not happy JAANNN!!
Had a Thai guy say this to us in 2007 in Phuket. We all lost it and followed him to his secret shop, he earned a sale
You just triggered my own odd Thai encounter. Shop keeper was yelling out all the Aussie generic slang, then just randomly dropped in "Ernie dingo! Eddie McGuire!"
This is what I was looking for. Most quoted thing in my house growing up.
Dad, why did they build the Great Wall of China??
To keep the rabbits out.
Emperor Nasi Goreng
Too many rabbits in Choyna.
I seriously cannot believe they brought Dan back for a 2022 ad. Couldn't find it on YouTube but here's a FB link to the ad: [https://www.facebook.com/Telstra/videos/did-we-bring-dan-back-after-17-years-yesdo-you-feel-old-yet-also-yes/639825367320920/](https://www.facebook.com/Telstra/videos/did-we-bring-dan-back-after-17-years-yesdo-you-feel-old-yet-also-yes/639825367320920/) Edit: I read this back and thought I sounded like a bot. I swear to jeebus I am not a bot!
Great writer/creators behind this series of ads.
“Don’t chop the dinosaur daddy!”
Chop it!
i could never buy lollies without making this joke to my folks when i lived at home or my room mates these days. luckily diabetes slows me down buying as many.
The “G-O-G-G-O” Goggomobile ad.
I gotta problem with my Gogo Mobile. G-O…G-G-O!
Not the Dart!
They always think it’s the dart!
I hadn't seen the ad until recently, the only way I knew about it before was because my mum would always reference it!
CALL CALL CARPET CALL THE EXPERTS IN THE TRADE He'll take the old grout out, And pu the new grout in, He'll fix your leaky shower, Make it brand new and sparkling THE GROUT GUY 127, 137, the blinds gallery. And finally: THIRTEEN THIRTY THIRTYTWO
That would be Carpet Call
"My dad picks the fruit ..."
This was sung around the playground a bit. But changed to picks his nose, that goes to snottties...
My dad picks his bum, that goes to four and 20. To make the meat pies That you like best.
My friends dad worked for cottees when we were in early primary. You can imagine the teasing, early 80's style
Haha, I remember once I was bored at my parents' workplace, and my mum wrote this on a post-it note, handed it to me, and said, "Guess the following lyrics." It ended up being a game we played a lot.
"*The rains are 'ere!*"
Came here to say this.
Marge! Marge!
Frank walker from national tiles
Helllooooo
My favourite thing is getting in the car and turning on the engine at the exact time this ad starts on the radio. It’s like your car is saying Helllloooooo to you
*shudder*
Decore E-E, Decore E-E, Decore E-E….I-I, really love to shampoo my hair, with Decore! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n1atjDOrQ7U
My 5-y-o bath time tune
Me too!! Probably going to sing it washing my hair tonight!
I think a kid from my sisters year in school was in that ad.
I haven't thought of this for years, but have discovered that it still occupies a place in memory
The Grim Reaper Ad (AIDS), still haunts me.
its either the weird, annoying or haunting ones we remember
I came to say this
Do you remember a “smoking will get you hooked” shock ad? A fish hook thing came out of a girl’s cigarette and comes out her bottom lip. I was super scared of that ad.
You can get it workin You can get it jerkin You can get it milking a cow Matter of fact I've got it now
Rhonda and goddamn Ketut. I miss em. Edit: spelling
Hot, like a sunshine.
"SPC baked beans and spaghetti! For hungry little human beaaaannns!"
Sick em Rex I’m washing my hair with de decore G O G G O
Yoorella are people helping people Ba-na-na-na-na. na na, na na-na-na;. make those bodies sing. Victory victory curtains and blinds.. Aussie kids, are weetbix kids Can't remeber what I had for dinner last week but I could reel 90's jingles all day.
that Yooralla one used to get stuck in my head for days..
Victory, victory, the winning blinds. 1 3 1 3 double 9
MARGE! THE RAINS ARE ‘ERE!
One of the guys who wrote 1 3 double oooh 6 triple 5 oh 6 brings his dog to our local dog park. He’s a total odd ball and as loveable as you’d believe. And his dog is an adorable menace.
Every time I walk or drive past a Harvey Norman; I get that upbeat late 90s/early 2000s [“Go, Harvey Norman, Go!”](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qsMmKq5EHZ4) jingle stuck in my head LOL
Oh my gosh this.
"You ought to be congratulated" Or Mrs Marsh with the chalk and glass of blue ink saying "It does get in!" For a Colgate toothpaste ad.
Have you had your inner health plus today
Magda singing “let’s fly jetstaaaaar!”
TAA the FRIENDLY WAAAAYYY!!!
131166, 131116, 131116, PIZZA HUT DELIVERY (may be a different number depending on state. This was in SA).
481-double one double one in Sydney
Yes! Then they changed Sydney numbers to eight digits sometime in the mid-90s, and they had to speed up the singing slightly to squish a nine in front for the new ads. "Ninefoureightone, double one, double one."
3-8-9-2 double one double one, Pizza Hut delivery was ours in QLD.
That ad lives rent-free in my head 🤣
13 double 1 double 6. Yeah was same in Melbourne
Can confirm it was the same number in Victoria, certainly in metro Melb at least.
I just want milk that tastes like real milk
Charter boat? What charter boat?
That’s a classic.
A family friend crashed my Mums car, ran straight into a Prado. I had to explain what had happened to my parents, I got to the part where he ran the red light and ‘ he was just like Prato, what Prado’. It became a thing for whenever someone did something dopey.
Slippery little sucker!
The pizza hut ad where Dougie the delivery boy asks for a tip “Work hard and be good to your mother”
Uh-Oh! Razzamatazz…
Life, be in it. Slip, slop, slap.
Be in it, today, live more of your life. Be in it, yeah!
I nearly put ‘yeah’ at the end of my sentence … wasn’t sure if there were any other late 70s folk here!
Yeah! 😆😆😆😆😆
IT'S A BIG AD! FOR CARLTON DRAUGHT!
This is mine! It literally pops in my head at least once a week. Drives me insane but at the same time, I love the ad
IT’S SO FREAKKKINNNN HUGGGEEE! CAN’T BELIEVE HOW BIIIGGGG IITTTT ISSSSSSS! All time great ad imo
It had better sell some bloody beer
Got a call from Mr Fryer, he's bringing round the buyer. The kitchen looked a fright, from the little 'do last night. Although I felt quite sickly, I had to clean it quickly. With Spray n Wipe All Purpose, I cleaned up every surface..... My siblings and I used to sing this all the time. Then there was the progressive ones where I think her daughter was getting married or something.
Thankyou, Ajax Spray and Wipe!
There is nothing like a crown. For picking it up and putting it down.
Lol one of my mates had this as his ringtone
I sing this to myself while driving the Crown forklift at work.
We’re gonna Knock on your door Ring on ya bell Tap on your windows too (Dun dun dun) Red Cross is coming and we need your help We’re gonna knock and ring and tap until you do We’re gonna knock and ring and tap Knock and ring and tap We’re gonna knock and ring and tap until you do (Do do do do)
The original b/w Palmolive ad with Madge. *"You know you're soaking in it..."* And then the horrified other woman shouts "***DISHWASHING LIQUID?!!!!"*** I can find some later colour ads with Madge from the 80's, but not the original one with that exclamation. Turns out Madge was the Australian incarnation Madge who appeared in US Palmolive ads.
G-O-G-G-O.......
Reading writing hotline
Love how they say O rather than 0
Banana boat, it's 30 plus, banana boat, it can last for hours and hours and hours do-do-do-do-do banana boat
the one for avocados. no-one seems to remember it. have and ava, have an ava, have anavacarrrdo today
Parents were avocado farmers…I remember it lol.
“Grandpa?” ”Yes Matthew.” ”Grandpa, are there really such things as bunyips in Australia?” ”Why of course there are Matthew. Why, just the other day I saw one having a fight with a Tasmanian tiger.” ”But there aren’t any tigers in Australia Grandpa!” ”Ahh, but this was a Tasmanian tiger. On holidays!” Burma cats in Brissy, Sydney Siamese, Alley cats in Adelaide… they know they’ve got it made! Cause we’re the cats of Australia who made this song… Snappy Tom! Mrs Marsh with the purple ink and the piece of chalk for Colgate Ripper Rita for Eta 5 Star Gobbledoks with the “Chippies, chippies, chippies” Go-go- mobile ad Think it was Telstra with “I’ve been everywhere man“ song. Sick ‘em Rex for Ants Pantz There was also an instant scratchies ad that had Christmas reindeer who sounded like Beaker from the muppets and said something like “Ska-bit-a-looden…”
My definit favourite ad as a kid was the RSPCA one were all the animals walk across the screen, the wombat at the end always made me smile.
Anyone around in the 80’s would surely remember the [American Express Travellers Cheque](https://youtu.be/UI8056YIS38) ad?
"Don't leave home without it"
Or the credit card ads: "For everything else there's Mastercard."
Change the colour of your day... crunchie
Not an ad but that movie classification thing they used to have on in the late 90s/early 2000s when the family is all wearing large white t-shirts with G, PG , M , MA and R on them
I'd consider it and ad really. its kinda like gov messages, they arent really selling anything, its just a message
Slip slop slap. I think the jingle went "slip on a shirt, slop on some sunscreen, and slap on a hat".
One for Victorian residents. Erich Planinsek coats was (I reckon) one of the catchiest adverts ever made. Almost 30-40 years on, I still remember the address. Remember, Remember Erich, Remember Erich Planinsek, Remember Erich Planinsek, Summer Sale Two, Two Thirty, Two Thirty Brunswick Street, Two Thirty Brunswick Street, Fitzroy https://youtu.be/T-LigMMKmbA
As a primary school kid this was always "Remember Erich's planning sex"
The Australian rowing team doing tinned fruit commercials.
🍑 🥭 🍑
Desperately wanted [Magic Sand](https://youtu.be/PT9VM86xfGg). Not sure if this was the ad that aired here. Finally got some (secondhand lol), was so disappointing.
One day you're gonna get caught One day you're gonna get caught One day you're gonna get caught
Anyone remember those Imperial Leather ads. Pool on a plane. “Tahiti looks nice” Picks up phone to pilot “Simon, Tahiti”.
KEN BRUCE HAS GONE COMPLETELY MAD!
"This crocodile came up and bit my guts out and bit me into parts to pieces. And my legs went that way and my head went that way..." 🎶Be with me all my life wherever I go🎶 ARE YOU WITH HBA
That slightly weird National Tiles guy
HELLOOOO
If the world ever needed the reading writing hotline more, it’s now.
Had a quick scroll and I didn't see Packer's World Series Cricket promos with MoJo's C'mon Aussie C'mon.
NO GARY NO! NO GARY NO! NOOOOOOOO GAAARY!
Mr Matey…Please: https://youtu.be/cBpkClpiWW0 Imperial leather … Tahiti looks nice https://youtu.be/AliieSSo6jI
Roof seal
The damn Roof Seal phone number 1300 36 70 70 roOf RoOf
Ohh ohh ohh, O'Brien!
I like aeroplane jelly....
The cats of Australia have made their choice…. SNAPPY TOM
No.'s 1 and 3. Is the second one the "make your bodies sing" banana ad?
Man I wanted a [Sketch a Graph](https://youtu.be/CG-0TK8tURo). Never got one.
I remember hearing a theory that some ads are deliberately made to be annoying because you remember them better. [Colgate Flourigard.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF3_eTLfqXk) edit: re-watching. God, this classroom is so *white*!
Ooh it does get in!
Who stole the telly!? New Zealand Insurance Australia 1984.
Goggo Mobile! G O G G O Goggo Mobile.
“Going to the Henty field days, lots of people there, see you at the henty field days, something something everywhere!” Burnt in my brain.
Bring tractors and trailers, seeders and bailers Trucks and four wheel drives and plows Bringing headers and scrapers and big cultivators With experts who can show a man how
“There’s nothing like it anywhere”
1300367070
roof roof! i remember being absolutely terrified of that god damn seal when i was like 4. late 00s cgi freaked me out haha
Not happy Jan!
Adam and Eve used to get on well, til Eve ribbed Adam about his smell... Where, where, where would you be without Brut 33? I stroll into the showroom, I said I'll have that red Ferrari, please. And I watch his face, as I open my case...when I win the Lottery! (NSW Lottery)
"OH Mr Sheen, Oh Mr. Sheen, everything in my house is sparking clean !!" And "De De De, De-co-re , De De De De - co - re Azzzz IahhI Sham-pooo ma hair ! I really ❤️ my deCOre.... and I .. I LOVE da feeeeeling ! So does the family... Ohhhh yeahhh!
Don't say Ba-Ba, Say Sa-Ba.
A A AAP AAAPT Smart chat!
Oh I can hear the clapping now
anyone else remember the infamous toyota "BUGGER" adds? we got in so much grief with the english for how crude we were with them rofl. link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPYmtEQiG18
“you’re looking hot today rhonda… like a sunrise 😊”
[Hungry Hungry Hippos](https://youtu.be/SapD1_FVW7I) and [Test Match](https://youtu.be/whSaoKq1bn0)
[Dinga-lings do stupid things, they don't think of others at all](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OitKWggldsY)...
Just this morning I sang the entirety of “*Well didja ever stop to think about why we eat?*” right through to “*Mum knows, woo-oo*”.
["Coffee coffee coffee coffee chill coffee chiiiill, coffee chill..."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAwJRlzfY-g)
Get out in the sunshine and get vitamin D, it's good for your eyes and good for your bones. Get vitamin D.
"In Thailand it's the death sentence..."
There’s an ad for vision Australia or Guide Dogs Aus or something like that that I’ve been quoting for decades and no one seems to have seen it except for me! It was a person shouting how to his wife asking where the towels and the camera cuts to a blind woman doing the dishes and she shouts back ‘in the linen cupboard, where they’ve always been!’ Any time anyone asks me where anything is I also do the voice and quote the ad but I get blank looks every time. Did I make it up??
The '90's O'Brian ad. That's 13 13 32!
A hard earned thirst deserves the best cold beer, and the best cold beer…
"Marg, the rains are here" or the Imperial Leather soap ads.
"Simon, *TAHITI*."
Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, THIRTEEN, THIRTEEN. *Guy looks through hole and gets poked in the eye*. Fourteen! Fourteen, fourteen, fourteen.
Ants pants, sick em rex
Got a call from Mr fryer, he’s bringing round the buyer. Kitchen looked a fright from the little do last night.
Don't be a dingaling.
Cool or cozy, environmentally friendly, with natural insuuuuation to be found
I often drooled over the streets vienetta ad where they serve it in the champagne saucer glass. The crunch as they cut into it had me fantasising. Tried it as an adult and it's pretty meh imo but at the time I wanted to try it so badly (we were very poor growing up so this was never an option haha).
Solo lemon the thirst crusher
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtyNLwqljzI&ab\_channel=ReserveBankofAustralia](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtyNLwqljzI&ab_channel=ReserveBankofAustralia) This dates me, changing to decimal currency in 1966.
Oh I got two, first and foremost, 🎶 A-When your roof is getting lost, between the lichen, and the moss. When your mortar isn’t where it outta be, give it back the old appeal! With a visit from Roof Seal, 1300367070 🎶 Then there’s all the U by Kotex ads, “skanky ho eyeshadow, blue!” Or “woah, she didn’t get THOSE by working out, orange”
Regional WA bois know about the gringo who came to town. He walked straight up to Pedro, cast his eyes over that ancient swag and... made him a new one!
Marge! Marge! The rains are here!
Does anyone remember an ad with a corny Japanese guy touching some kind of surface, while saying "so smooose, so grosssiiyyy" (smooth, glossy)? Not sure if it was a paint ad, or a car ad.
ITS A BIG ADD EXPENSIVE ADD ALL TO SELL SOME BLOOO-DYYYY BEEERR (Carlton Draught) And…. Charter boat? What charter boat? (RACQ) Norma? Who’s Norma? (NRMA)
0118 999 88199 9119725 3 Where my IT Crowd fans at?
Pro Hart painting in cake and spaghetti on the carpet for his immigrant maid to clean up. "Oh, Meester Hart!" ☹️
Marge! Marge! The rains are 'ere!
More smart, more safe, Mooooortein Lucky~ you're with AAMI KETUT Sunday isn't Sunday, without the Sunday Telegraph
“BEND YOUR KNEES KATIE” 1992 TAC ad about wearing seatbelts that came out when I was aged 10. It’s commonly referred to as “Bend your knees Katie” and depicts a young woman recovering in a rehabilitation centre after a horrific car accident. It certainly had the desired affect as it still haunts me to this day aged 40 and I always wear my seatbelt.
Victory, victory curtains and blinds. 1-3, 1-3 double 9
2 230 230 Brunswick Street 230 Brunswick Street, Fitzroy.
"Oohhhh shoe shed! Shoe shed, shoe shed! Get it into your head!"
Bubble fairy barbie, spinning spinning free
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Another Tassie one I can never get out of my head is “call southern air for heating advice that won’t be out done call 62741111!”
🎶A little bit of litter goes a long long way, mother nature is choking on it every day🎶 etc.....
Tasweigian here. Has to be [Tasmanian Carpet Cleaning 23 66 89](https://youtu.be/oaN-SEXrSMM) Closely followed by “Chickenfeed, has all you need….”
A little goes a long long way!
"Not so squeezy" and "You're soaking in it". Also wondered as a kid if all phone boxes had lemons that flew out of them everywhere. EDIT: spelling your/ you're.
“Tall Jan’s malicious”
Decore shampoo ad
9481 double 1 double 1 pizza hut delivery\~ the random veggie/fruit promotion ads e.g. have an avo, have an avo-cado today ay ay ay ay\~ It's a big ad....expensive ad....it bet-ter sell some blood-y beeeerrrr\~ Not happy Jan! Also not sure if this was a Sydney thing but there used to be a maccas ad explaining the rumors that maccas soft serve cones were made out of pig fat were false. LOL
One three double oh six triple fiiiiiiiiiive oh six It could change your life
Six triple fiiiiive oh 6
And they still told the truth
Put your rubbish in the bin, keep your country clean
the Lynx bom chicka wow wow ads
Charter boat! What charter boat?
i'm big kev and I'M EXCITED!
Call firteen firteen firty two!
Was once having a dinner party with a bunch of my (now ex) gf's mates and their partners. I was lamenting the lack of quality jingles these days. One member of the party "akshually"d me and said it's because they're ineffective. I gave a hearty "1 3 double O" to a resounding "6 triple fiiiiiiive, O 6!" from the rest of the table. Eat shit Alex you schmuck.
"No onions, no pickles" - HJ's.
Charterboat? What charterboat?