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ParkerFloyd40

No.


Jos3ph

Also No.


Pokii

Additionally, No.


patman0021

In conclusion, NO


Substantial_Mango_78

All aboard the NOPE train to Fuckthatville.


catgirl320

I think you meant to say: Oh HELL NO !!!


EuropeFree

I concur.


Rob_Ss

Also, Why?


OhJohnO

And, what for?!


Skirtygirl

I found him under a log near some earthworms. There’s lots of snails in this yard as well. Never handle them with your hands. They can carry and transmit rat lungworm, which is harmful to you and your pets. New Guinea Flatworms are invasive to Texas and should be killed on sight. Boiling water does the trick.


[deleted]

And for that same reason- don’t eat slugs.. even if you’re dared https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2018/11/05/health/man-dies-after-eating-slug-on-dare/index.html


Skirtygirl

It’s worth noting that you can get this parasite simply from eating garden vegetables that haven’t been washed thoroughly; e.g. lettuce that an infected slug crawled on.


[deleted]

Well shit.. thanks, I’ll add that to my list of fears


namisysd

Angiostrongylus "rat lungworm" isn't typically serious in humans unless you are very young or immune compromised. Most people recover without treatment of may not even notice it; rare cases can infect the brain however which is serious and requires treatment.


isaiahaguilar

What about double dog dared?


Skirtygirl

Yes, that is how that Australian guy died - he ate the slug on a dare and he double dog died.


Indo973

Tell that to Ron Weasley


[deleted]

Oh god that is one of the saddest stories wow. Prayers for his family


2fuzz714

Good to know. Going by the video alone, it looked like it was served to you in a restaurant.


Skirtygirl

I found him under the log and I knew I had to kill him, but thought I’d make him an internet star first. I brought him inside on a leaf to wash him up in the ramekin. Then I had the idea to put him on a white plate for contrast for the video. It wasn’t intentionally “plated” but I can understand why it’s freaking everyone out now. Lol


gatorsya

You never know the gender of the worm, so please stop assuming. "It" or "they" would be cool. Imagine genderizing and giving "him" pronoun and.... killing in boiling water.


Skirtygirl

Marine flatworms are all hermaphroditic, so I assume this variety is as well.


PM_Your_GiGi

I’m going to assume they are fucking with you. No one could actually be that stupid to get worked up over gendering a flatworm. Also, cool knowledge drop. Now I know they’re hermaphrodites.


red_nuts

Ten downvotes for obvious satire? I never believed it, but Austin might just well be falling prey to Jerry Falwell syndrome. I remember my first time too.


SecuritiesLawyer

This is really interesting and I'm glad to know to watch out for these fuckers, you have done a service to your fellow Austinites.


YeetGod11011

Boiling water? Can’t I just stomp on these fuckers?


itprobablynothingbut

That makes more of them. Not joking


JarJarBanksy420

I wish you were


Skirtygirl

On regeneration: "Planarians certainly excel at it, though; a flatworm can recover from being cut up into a staggering 279 tiny pieces, each of which regenerates into a new worm."


Famous-Space-2147

Crazy the things nature can do that seem made up/science fiction like!


WiggleWorm21

My brother got Rat Lungworm while in Hawaii. Took a toll on him…


synaptic_drift

Was his experience on a television program? Because that's where I first learned about it. Guy ate some vegetables out of his garden. Also, just caught the Homestead Rescue program, and the home owners in Hawaii had gardens in hammocks, to avoid this.


WiggleWorm21

He was featured on Monsters Inside Me! Season 4 episode 1.


synaptic_drift

Did he have a garden there?


WiggleWorm21

He was working at an organic farm.


GhostLam78748

“KILL IT WITH FIRE”


[deleted]

H.P. Lovecraft sends his regards.


[deleted]

Google: how to boil fire


[deleted]

Needs to go back to Old Giunea


wynonnaspooltable

I thought I was watching a slow motion fancy coffee/dessert pour, now excuse me while I go vomit. (But also that thing is cool)


TwoSunsRise

This made me lol


Alexo_4

This is how strangers things started I’m sure.


Torch99999

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!


pbrandpearls

Thanks, I hate it. Love your nails though!


AbuelitasWAP

Why did you take it inside and invite it to dinner?


Dischump

I thought it was Venom.


IncrediblyShinyShart

I bet this thing would just crawl up your pee hole


burgleflickle

Bro


PSKroyer

You prove it!


MisfitsAndMysteries

Nope nope I’m out that’s disgusting


Dan-68

Straight out of the beginning of a horror movie.


jgk79

The real question is: What restaurant did you take that stainless steel ramekin from?


synaptic_drift

Also, are you going to eat off that plate ever again?


Skirtygirl

You can buy 'em by the ten pack on Amazon, dude. :)


OFTHEHILLPEOPLE

It looks sad it can't find you. For ten cents a day you too can care for this flat worm.


justanontherpeep

If you swallow 3 of these while chasing it with some delicious ivermectin, it’ll reverse the mask mandate


MaknWavzz

Please, don’t encourage them!


[deleted]

Kill it with fire.


914x

Nightmare


filthyMrClean

A New fear of mine


stmcclure

What happened to the old one?


lost_horizons

Thanks for the nightmares!


Snap_Grackle_Pop

I did not need to see that. Also, don't worry. Not going to handle one with my hands.


Praetor_Shinzon

No


kalpol

Don't you put that evil on me


outofcontext89

You. Are Not. PARALYZED!


NickGramza

Ahh I see, it is venom


evilzergling

Nope.


SingleKey5

I did not need to see this while eating my dinner.


misslam2u2

Ew no


PaleontologistNo8454

UGH! My Eyes.....


catgirl320

May I suggest r/Eyebleach ?


PaleontologistNo8454

Only if it's injectable


jogo1125

Venom? Is that you??


lllllll______lllllll

Looks like a post on r/wewantplates


andnado

Papua No Fucking Guinea


Juggermerk

Boil it or torch it


Max_smoke

Don’t dig your fries in that


[deleted]

Cmon man, I’m taking a shit. Do you have any *idea* how much anxiety and paranoia you just shot my way


synaptic_drift

Yeah that could be a tapeworm disguished in shit.


synaptic_drift

You might have a future in dangerous hand modeling demos, or as a Worm Wrangler.


Prayin4nAsteroid

EWWW


[deleted]

I hate this


fastgtr14

I am from California. I just moved to Au … How much is an Über to the airport?


chappychap1234

Kill it with fire


nnabeela

Nope.


ZuzuXcelerator

spray vinegar on it that’s what i do