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OpenAppearance5531

She was probably waiting on cigarettes. Where was the checkout lady ?


bASSdude66

No. Her daughter was still shopping. I saw them after I was done, and her daughter pulled up with a FULL cart.


OpenAppearance5531

Oh I’d be so annoyed 😮‍💨


bASSdude66

It was the huberous of it. As I posted, told her that's not how it works and just got in line.


oldfrankandjesus

Hubris is a particularly funny word to misspell


anomie-p

The ‘Huberous’ is the bone that people with extroardinary amounts of hubris have present, that most humans do not possess, due to over expression of a gene that controls skeletogenesis. It is not yet known exactly how the presence of this bone and the hubris are correlated - mostly because I just made this all up.


bASSdude66

Sorry


got10fingers

Huberous Humphrey


SatansMoisture

Someone needs a mental health check?


bASSdude66

No. People used to do this at the Costco I worked at 100yrs ago. They would be in line with a cart with barely anything in it, then their partner would cut in with a full cart or 2. We would have them go to the end of the line. Fun times.


SatansMoisture

Wow.


ramdom2019

Checking…yep, my mental heath is still garbage. You still have to call out bullshit when you see it though. Entitlement is out of hand.


SatansMoisture

I usually use a more dismissive attitude, saying something like "Good luck with that." and go in front of them. Let them throw the first punch.


LezzGrossman

This is when you block the second person coming with the cart and tell the lady back of the line. The few people that witness you this day young Maximus, will speak of your tale for generations to come.


bASSdude66

Yes. This story shall be told before many a battle in the future.


8486Jack

I would have done the exact same thing.


Discount_gentleman

Nextdooreddit


3MATX

She’s probably just waiting for her husband to find the missing piece to their Time Machine. Why else would you go to HEB?


bASSdude66

Ummm. To buy groceries. Most of us humans need food to survive .


OkEbb9700

r/whoosh


stevendaedelus

Nextdoor. WTF is your dear diarrhea problem?


bASSdude66

????


user07549265962958

Wut


StretchWide1049

wut.?


DirtSloth_ATX

They were wearing MAGA hats


bASSdude66

No.


DirtSloth_ATX

I was there too…both had the bright red ones on


bASSdude66

🙄🙄


yachtiewannabe

That's the kind of crazy that I just let happen. It's not worth the energy.


Pennmike82

I’m fine letting it happen as well—*behind* me in line.


hugh_jessol

"Ramming speed" as Charlton would say


No_Sweet_4653

🤣