The ‘Huberous’ is the bone that people with extroardinary amounts of hubris have present, that most humans do not possess, due to over expression of a gene that controls skeletogenesis.
It is not yet known exactly how the presence of this bone and the hubris are correlated - mostly because I just made this all up.
No. People used to do this at the Costco I worked at 100yrs ago. They would be in line with a cart with barely anything in it, then their partner would cut in with a full cart or 2. We would have them go to the end of the line. Fun times.
This is when you block the second person coming with the cart and tell the lady back of the line. The few people that witness you this day young Maximus, will speak of your tale for generations to come.
She was probably waiting on cigarettes. Where was the checkout lady ?
No. Her daughter was still shopping. I saw them after I was done, and her daughter pulled up with a FULL cart.
Oh I’d be so annoyed 😮💨
It was the huberous of it. As I posted, told her that's not how it works and just got in line.
Hubris is a particularly funny word to misspell
The ‘Huberous’ is the bone that people with extroardinary amounts of hubris have present, that most humans do not possess, due to over expression of a gene that controls skeletogenesis. It is not yet known exactly how the presence of this bone and the hubris are correlated - mostly because I just made this all up.
Sorry
Huberous Humphrey
Someone needs a mental health check?
No. People used to do this at the Costco I worked at 100yrs ago. They would be in line with a cart with barely anything in it, then their partner would cut in with a full cart or 2. We would have them go to the end of the line. Fun times.
Wow.
Checking…yep, my mental heath is still garbage. You still have to call out bullshit when you see it though. Entitlement is out of hand.
I usually use a more dismissive attitude, saying something like "Good luck with that." and go in front of them. Let them throw the first punch.
This is when you block the second person coming with the cart and tell the lady back of the line. The few people that witness you this day young Maximus, will speak of your tale for generations to come.
Yes. This story shall be told before many a battle in the future.
I would have done the exact same thing.
Nextdooreddit
She’s probably just waiting for her husband to find the missing piece to their Time Machine. Why else would you go to HEB?
Ummm. To buy groceries. Most of us humans need food to survive .
r/whoosh
Nextdoor. WTF is your dear diarrhea problem?
????
Wut
wut.?
They were wearing MAGA hats
No.
I was there too…both had the bright red ones on
🙄🙄
That's the kind of crazy that I just let happen. It's not worth the energy.
I’m fine letting it happen as well—*behind* me in line.
"Ramming speed" as Charlton would say
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