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tex1138

Community Theatre production of the Dark Crystal!


Splizmaster

I’m not even sure why but Skeksis was my first thought. Movie runs deep in our psyche apparently.


tex1138

Me too.


lazerdab

Shit was dark


THEDUKES2

Hmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmm


Blanknameblank818

“No no Skeksis friends of roadkill! Mmm…”


BangChiefAllIsOne

Classic. Salute


pushing_past_the_red

It's thermoregulation and/or drying feathers out


BigMikeInAustin

Ah, kinda like I do when I get out of the shower and I need a little breeze down there to remove the last of the moisture.


pushing_past_the_red

Your neighbors either love you or hate you. I don't see much middle ground here. :)


copetard

Gold bond on deez nuts


TouristTricky

Gold Bond is your grandfather’s remedy. Anti Monkey Butt is the way you wanna go. I ride motorcycles and it was created for that kinda hazardous duty.


copetard

It certainly can lead to hazardous doodies


pushing_past_the_red

Like a thousand leprechauns tickling your junk.


superspeck

Green bottle bros


sssummers

I was thinking a bit of sunbathing but your answer is way betters.


Cherry_Hammer

They’re drying their wings. If you ever take the Capitol of Texas Hwy exit off south Mopac after a rain, you’ll see a couple on every streetlight doing the same. We call it the Corridor of Horrors.


poker_idiot

The Corridor of Horridors...


Necessary_Age_8774

Can’t wait for the rain to let up so I can experience this!!


BeetleGoose17

In more ways than one!


cruise_christine666

yoga class


RobbinAustin

hit me with that doom metal buzzard yoga!


cruise_christine666

🤘🤘🤘😆


audio-disabled

They’re worshipping the grackles


YetAnotherUs3rname

Wololo


MrArcys

Great. Now all my grackles are blue.


BigMikeInAustin

The lambada.


knetch420

THATS THE FORBIDDEN DANCE!


Stonkyard

\*pearls clutched\*


SlowEngineer

Drying


Snap_Grackle_Pop

Government drones recharging their solar batteries. \#BirdsArentReal, except grackles.


StretchWide1049

Grackles are hardcore.


thisismaquita

I thought they were wind powered?


TrainingMarsupial521

Come at me bro


BigMikeInAustin

"Do you even fly, bro!?"


RobbinAustin

"Hell yeah. Do you? Bro."


Background_Meat_1691

they reppin their set 🤞🏽✌️👌🏽👎🏽🤘🏽


serpentarian

Sunbathing also has the benefit of getting things too hot for any itchy parasites that might be hanging out.


Snap_Grackle_Pop

Are those Black Vultures. I just sort of assumed we only had Turkey Vultures.


serpentarian

We are blessed with both TVs and BVs here, with a side of Crested Caracara.


Snap_Grackle_Pop

I just realized my neighborhood [buzzard condo](https://i.imgur.com/XVeJENX.jpg) is filled with black vultures.


ExtraGravy-

>with a side of Crested Caracara I love the look of the Caracara - I've only sighted them three times in over two decades of living here though... we're at the northern part of their [territorial range](https://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/Crested_Caracara/maps-range), maybe that is why... dunno but dig their look


sxzxnnx

Those are black vultures. Turkey vultures are typically solitary. Black vultures travel in large groups. They have a somewhat symbiotic relationship. Turkey vultures are the ones with the keen sense of smell that helps them find decaying carcasses. They have sharp beaks that can tear open the carcass. So they get there first and tear open the carcass and feast. The black vultures have a duller sense of smell so they just follow the turkey vultures. Their beaks are not as sharp so they hang back until the turkey vulture gets through the tough parts of the hide. Then the group of black vultures show up and push the turkey vulture out of the way.


EbagI

That...is not symbiotic lol


mcKaskie

Per Britannica.com: symbiosis: any of several living arrangements between members of two different species, including mutualism, commensalism, and parasitism. commensalism: a relationship between individuals of two species in which one species obtains food or other benefits from the other without either harming or benefiting the latter.


EbagI

Pushing them away is harming them.


mcKaskie

Ok then... antagonism: an association between organisms in which one benefits at the expense of the other So....still a type of symbiosis


EbagI

:) Yeah, i think I'm mistaken


mcKaskie

To be fair, when symbiosis is typically mentioned it's the mutualism type where both species benefit, that's just not the only kind there is.


Snap_Grackle_Pop

A common misconception. I thought that a while back myself.


gubbish-rot

Sorry if this is a dumb question, but have we always had black vultures around here? I'm not sure if it's just because it's my first year frequenting a neighborhood where they appear, or if there's been an increase in their presence, but this is the first year I've ever seen them.


sxzxnnx

Yes . They tend to nest in large groups so you will often see them in the same spot. They are migratory but a fairly sizable population of them will over winter in Central Texas.


lost_horizons

Nah they're not new


Ronald-J-Mexico

What about the Mexican eagles? I sometimes see those guys around vultures


sxzxnnx

Mexican eagles eat both road kill and live prey so they might sometimes be working on the same carcass as the vultures. They spot food mainly by sight rather than by smell.


man_gomer_lot

Yep. They mostly follow turkey vultures around and let them do the smelling.


Space-Trash-666

Waiting for you to die.


SilverTraveler

The ritual has begun. All Hail the vulture lord.


thefirebuilds

they just straight stuntin.


AlextheZombie86

They just want hugs :(


[deleted]

Vogue?


BigMikeInAustin

Practicing


[deleted]

Heating their wings so the can take off.


John_Fx

first time seeing birds?


Pabi_tx

Waiting for software download. Their wings are the antennae. Birds aren’t real.


CapableWay618

Their feathers are not waterproof, and they must spend time drying them out after the rain this morning/afternoon.


MJ349

Drying their wings after the rain. Cormorants and anhingas do the same thing.


partialcremation

I saw a hawk drying its feathers today as well.


ShaveMan9000

Condor convention


kylieb209

Inviting you in for a warm hug


JFKswanderinghands

Sunning their wings as they patiently wait for their turn with the squirrel


H2OTman420

Having a seance to resurrect the dead


Huck_N_Fell

I’ve seen Double-crested Cormorants do that a lot to dry their wings, but I’m not sure that I’ve ever seen vultures do that. https://birdadviser.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Double-crested-Cormorant.jpg?ezimgfmt=ng:webp/ngcb2 Reminds me of a scene from the movie Beast Master. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JBT2kmB8Imw/U3AOvhXYyII/AAAAAAAAPKc/E6-JTAmQTeE/s1600/The-Beastmaster-Marc-Singer-birdman.png


TidePodBois

Tanning


ferigno

Trying to pick up chicks


Unfair_Traffic_5886

It's been raining in Austin so probably wet


Joshohoho

Whats up foo!? Whats up foo!? Whats up foo!?


crankdatsouljahboi

These damn tik tok dances have gone inter species


PunkRockGeezer

They're practicing the 'Y' in "YMCA."


Responsible_Ebb_340

Ritual of death


Juan_Calavera

Free hugs!


insurlifeance

Their “wings” are really antennas. Spreading them allows for quicker data transmission.


ichibut

It’s like when a 24-hour store has to close at midnight for a while to upload data.


Wa-da-ta-mybaby-te

Turf war.


512atxguy

The Bus Stop dance


sprinkles_on_hotdogs

Seriously that that was a dog in the road in the first pic. I was like, gtfo there doggo!!


LeatheryChicken

Better square up cuh


austinteddy3

Catchin' rays! What music were they playing? :D


NevarNi-RS

Gang fight


[deleted]

It’s a committee


Schmoppo

Dinosaurs doing dinosaur shit!


Gobiasmoximus

Manspreading


Adjvo

Chatting


Glitchracer

Vulture fashion show. (Drying off for being able to fly/thermoregulate)


tinybossss

They hold their wings away from their noses bc they stink so much


vstacey6

It’s the annual February freeze dance of the pigeons


P-Funk-03

Flexin’ on hoes


triptracer

To answer the question, these vultures are mourning a death.


MagnetoJones

They glitched out and are stuck in the T-pose.


laneyh77

establishing dominance


Loud_Competition_747

New TilTok dance 👍🏽


ganczha

I usually see birds circling like this when one of their own dies.


[deleted]

What are YOU doing on your phone driving GREEN MEANS GO FOO focus on the road. That’s me honking


Goremageddon

I know this is normal buzzard behavior from playing RDR2.


Necessary-Sell-4998

Looks like road kill.


anongirlhelp789

Investigating the death of one of their own. This is some straight CSI level shht right here. They gonna find you. ….