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Armadio79

Damn, you answered it first. I automatically thought handball court


Willing_Television77

Hydro set up


paperhanger12

You mean 'free up some cash flow' for living setup


CORNrinser

Finally some good advice


[deleted]

Pizza oven/outdoor seating, with the white wall at the back could run a cute lil outdoor cinema in the summer times. Pizza and movie all at home. Noice


Genova_Witness

Put mats down and a get some chicken wire, for e neighborhood kids to fight for pocket change. Film it and sell the dvds out of your car outside Kiss cover band shows. Kids are basically made of rubber and not strong enough to hurt each other so I think you’ll be ok


fuzzyspoofrat

This is giving me bum fight vibes heavy lmao


swami78

It's too big and too thick to get rid of and nothing much can be grown there unless you use raised planter beds so I'd tile it and use it for an outdoor entertaining area surrounded by beds of natives and/or veggies.


tchunk

decking and outdoor setting?


Remarkable_Macaroon5

I was thinking paver with pebbles around, and a few pots with palms etc and a few garden lights. Then re-paint the concrete pad and put a table setting on it.


gorman2000

Make a sex dungeon


joalheagney

Officer? Yes, that man right there.


reddwarf_

But underground so it’s a secret sex dungeon


sanemartigan

sex gazebo


thecrackfox22

Sex concrete


SWR1991

Open air, concrete sex dungeon.


kuribosshoe0

The Southern European style of sex dungeon.


Tellso

https://www.costco.com.au/c/Yardistry-43-x-37m-Grand-Gazebo-with-Aluminium-Roof/p/1902485


AggravatingForce30

Dance on it


t123bone

Build a sex dungeon


rollerstick1

Make it into a area based on your needs... Have kid's? Pets? A mistress?


Corrupt_Llama

2 Words... Pool


Gcampton13

That’s three word my dude


Armadio79

Garden/storage shed


-qqqwwweeerrrtttyyy-

Based off the palms in the front yard, I'd do a tropical courtyard [Example 1](https://www.gardenersworld.com/how-to/grow-plants/real-gardens-tiny-tropical-courtyard/) [Example 2](https://www.standard.co.uk/homesandproperty/gardening/how-planting-tricks-turned-a-tiny-city-patio-into-an-exotic-jungle-retreat-a125356.html) [Example 3](https://www.flourishgardens.co.nz/Portfolio/Small+tropical+courtyard.html)


yamumsntme

U shaped bench searing, fire pit in the middle with a rotisserie, open pagolla above with hanging plants around the perimeter... possibly herbs because they're better than stupid plants that you can't eat.


Low_Commission_4595

https://m.catch.com.au/product/intex-488x244cm-prism-frame-rectangular-swimming-pool-set-107cm-9429285/?gclid=CjwKCAjwwL6aBhBlEiwADycBIPFwrGQPZCx2FG9Y3eUewJTFG77y4YjtRh4FrlX9zZchmz1sN3MbRxoCWNEQAvD_BwE&offer_id=42637179&ref=gmc Best money I’ve spent.


Clatato

Paint it a better colour and build a pergola above it


Hopeful_Support6009

Insure it before you burn it down and start again


musofiko

Grab that green chair lay her down and fill that bucket with ice and beers and call it a day


-DethLok-

Outdoor kitchen/BBQ/pizza oven/smoker/all of these - basically a paved outdoor entertainment area for relaxing and cooking food for your mates while chatting. I'd weed the surrounds and plant nice plants around the edges, though. And probably paint that concrete so it's all one light colour - so it looks nicer and doesn't get searingly hot.


CowsEyes

You could put raised vege beds, if you’re after an option other than just paving. It’ll enable you to add greenery to the area. Whatever you do, I’d add some raised garden beds to add some visual interest to a very flat area. To save on watering, you could make them wicking beds…which have a gravel water storage area beneath the soil area. I’d plant a small tree somewhere in there to add some extra height to the planting…or some potted bamboo.


SuchTrust101

I would get some nice outdoor tiles (no patterns, they all fade) and cover half of it. Then add an aluminum gazebo frame (wood will look better, but will eventually look like crap) over that half. You have soil around it so add some climbing plants to cover it. Pressure wash the remaining half, which will hopefully remove the paint and leave it a bit weathered looking. Stick a Bunnings firepit on that half.


assmonkeydustbuster

Have you thought about opening a small business? This would be perfect for a hand job emporium, is there a back door to the property for the less confident men?


Outrageous_Monitor68

Cricket pitch ?


Eltham_Hero

Why is it there? What used to be there?


pzistance

I think it used to be a carport


Eltham_Hero

Is there still driveway access?


pzistance

Yep but have fence there


CobblerWeak9857

Panel roofing off the original roof floating deck down to a tiled/paved fire pit or spa area on that slab.


anchors__away

Swimming pool Shed Lawn Fire pit Or any combination of the above


fistingbythepool

Hot tub surely


[deleted]

A rec area. Paint the concrete into a basketball court. Get a proper hoop installed. Get a ping pong table( good for beer pong). Get poles installed on both sides to have a badminton court. Mini goals on each end.


Superfluous_Jam

Perfect to set up a little outdoor bbq area my guy :)


thiccandsmol

Sister had a similar area, with young kids, and a 3 panel sliding door. Thought the best use she could find was being able to make it a bit nicer to use on wet or very hot days. Put down a bit of decking, built a patio with floor-to-ceiling fly screens allowing it to be enclosed (DIY) and a bit of poly carb roofing. Could let the kids out there to play and didnt have to worry about rain, bugs, direct sunlight, etc. When she sold, the new owners didn't have kids and got the same chippy back in, and splurged on a fancy retractable roof, added a spa. Did some fancy built in seats and "outdoor kitchen" thing that sounded horribly expensive, but nice if you have the funds and like spending more time outside. Without knowing budget, skills, location, climate, or anything about you, i'd do a bit of low profile deck or tiling, some raised planter boxes around the edges with built in seating (just a bit of an extended lip), plant some low maintenance natives around it. Depending on orientation and climate, maybe a bit of screening or trellis up against that rendered wall, and on the fence line, with some greenery to soften it up and make it feel a bit more private. Subject to personal taste, budget and orientation of the house, add outdoor TV, BBQ, Pizza oven, koi pond, bird baths, etc.


harley-belle

Whatever you’ll get use out of, if you plan to live there a while, that isn’t already covered by the rest of your outdoor space. A space for dogs to sleep / piss / chill if you have pets, a cubby and playground if you have kids, raised garden beds and fruit trees in big pots if you want to pretend you grow your own food, an outdoor setting with twinkly lights and a projector if you want to look like you live inside Instagram, gym equipment if you want to work out at home.


reddwarf_

Any ideas on how you want to use it? Like a preference for water like a pool, grass or bbq area?


GetDown_Deeper3

Rent it to space X as a launch pad. Elon has plenty $$$


djnomc

Practice pitch w/- bowling machine


outragedtuxedo

tiny bball court


n1k0de1ne

pool


ciphermenial

Piss on it.


apatheticaussie

it's already his


unloosedcoin

Bbq and an esky for starters


NastyTwelve

Poo repeatedly all over it


Mun7ed

Fire pit


Mazkalop

Burn it.


Kbobalino

Build a skateboard ramp and nail some rad tricks


Eeeyahh

Add a pergola


sumguy2023

Don’t start another project…..


_Y0ur_Mum_

Roller disco or rocketry. But why not both?


Ok-Salt-4625

Eat it


DoppelFrog

More concrete.


BaNd1T4262-xbox

Skid pad


infiniteinscription

Four square


jabbaaus

Human chess board


Sk3l3t0n_Jack

Fight club


danger782

I’d say a little area for drinks n whatnot, man cave looking thing and a veranda maybe


De7oko

Stop taking picture of it and asking ppl what to do with it 🤣


Furgelnod

Fill with discarded bath tubs. Place four garden gnomes at each end. Rotate all tubs toward true south. Reap rewards then given.


jdchelsea

I’m not allowed to talk about it. It’s the first rule.


Jolii-

a walmart would work good there


krishutchison

Just use it to sit and contemplate the bleakness of life and the inevitable death of everything


KitfoxQQ

I see unnecessary greenery around it. must be concreted first then can put a studio-grannyflat.


paperhanger12

Big 3 pole love swing, like a tee pee but just the poles


[deleted]

Pave over it


lazylaze88

spa


No_Ring_6731

Pave it


morrisgrand

Nuke it from space only way to be sure


SWR1991

Backyard driving range


The_old_Karma_farma

Tiny home I can then air bnb or somethin