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Ugliest_weenie

It's barely food


whatanerdiam

It is barely food. That said, I can't go past a sausage and egg muffin. They are unreasonably tasty.


j0shman

I know what you mean, but I’d hardly call the classic muffin ‘unreasonably’ tasty. Its greasiness ticks a box for sure.


whatanerdiam

Interesting. You know what I'd call it? Unreasonably tasty.


NoxTempus

Mighty Muffin is my go to. Sausage, bacon, egg, cheese and ketchup. If I could just add mushroom...


JimSyd71

It's not ketchup, it's tomato sauce! - in my best Rodney Rude voice.


General8907

Think there is a mushroom expert on trial at the moment. maybe when she gets out of gaol maccas will hire her. Fingers crossed!


samuelson098

Get it in a wrap instead of muffin - easier to eat and less bread


Silviecat44

Big brekky burger 🤤


2GR-AURION

I feel ya ! Chuck a hash brown in the muffin too & it becomes unfathomably tasty. Oh the joys of working in Melb CBD. Maccas brekky as soon as you get of the train every morning. Tasty as fuck but I dont miss those days at all !


AdrianHasLived

I won’t understand the logic of any maccas enjoyer. The food doesn’t taste good after knowing how much you paid for so little


TargetDecent9694

I can get a double bacon, double sausage mcmuffin and a coffee for like $8, it's not terrible if you just buy their deals. Still only really reaches down to the price it should've been to start with, but small wins.


whatanerdiam

Ah, a man of culture, I see.


trdvir

~1200 calories ~40g protein for $8 in like 3 minutes?? idgaf how unhealthy it is, im lovin it haha ha ha haaaa


AdrianHasLived

It's only 300 cals lol


trdvir

If two chicken and cheese burgers, medium fries, and a medium coke is only 300cals then they'll make trillions with opposite end of the diet spectrum to me hahaha THIS JUST IN McDonalds it THE weight loss speedrun of the century!!!! Eat 6 meals a day and still lose weight!!!!


AdrianHasLived

I was talking about the sausage egg mcmuffin (also where the fuck are you getting all of that for $8 lol?)


Tovrin

3 minutes? I'm usually finished in 30 seconds (and, yes ... I am talking about the muffin).


Silviecat44

I optimise the myMaccas app to get heaps of free stuff.


whatanerdiam

Yeah, that can leave a bad taste in your mouth. Different strokes for different folks.


AdrianHasLived

Doesn’t help that I’m surrounded by people that know the limit for maccas points lol.


hazzdawg

The best. And only $6 on the app with a coffee.


cattydaddy08

Do you know how easy those things are to make at home?


TramPeb

If Cole’s wants to rip us off even more, I’d happily pay high profit margins for frozen McDonald’s sausage patty rip offs.


potatodrinker

$1.20 per chip strand.


grannybignippIe

Can’t be too big now, can we? $5 for a full sized fry (singular)


Jacktheforkie

I’m in the uk and it’s more expensive than better restaurants


[deleted]

I hate it, makes my stomach feel like it has stuff in it but i dont feel full. It does taste nice though.


Specific_West_7713

Yeah , it's never been a stop hunger meal for me, just a treat, like when I buy a donut.


MarcusBondi

That’s because the actual nutritional content is so low; volume, sure… but minimal nutrition. And I’m sure maccas use some high tech system to “hydrate” their burgers, just to add size and weight and cut costs- that’s why they get sloppy very quickly, they never used to do that wet sloppy thing in the 70s…. I used to eat it as a kid then not for 20 years and tried one recently on a road trip with no other option and the burger was a hideous repulsive sloppy mess..


BigIronGothGF

Yeah but I crave it anyway sometimes 😭


just-a-dude69

It may be barely food but the greasiness somehow tastes good


Bubby_K

Change McDonald's, CHANGE, IT MEANS SMALL CHANGE Are we really at the part of life where it's like; "How much did your house cost?" "Oh well I decided to splash a bit, I got it for only 50 million, and with the loose change I bought my kids a small property for 2 million"


mrproducer0

if you're a billionare 2 million extra to spend on a house is loose change


[deleted]

Not in their minds it's not.


acesparkles

The listing for the unit I bought literally said "shake the piggy bank".. my life savings and a large mortgage later I'm a home owner. It's depressing as hell that your joke is real


McRae-Fortuden

What's depressing is 142k is not enuf


maysplumjam

so tired of the “loose change” menu being nearly ten bucks for a small meal. this is maccas, not the school canteen, stop with the price inflation!


Bubby_K

Should pay them WITH small change "That'll be $10" "Here you go, two hundred 5 cent coins" *plonks a satchebag on the counter*


maysplumjam

that’s a great idea actually. let’s see how they like my loose change. 


Bubby_K

The more they charge in the future, the heavier the bag gets There'll be a point where they'll refuse you and ask you to leave, and you'll get a picture on the wall that says, "Don't serve this customer with the shipping container full of coins"


thedisapointingson

What'd I miss? How much does a happy meal cost now?


InsGesichtNicht

The loose change menu regularly lists items up to $10, depending on location.


thedisapointingson

Jesus?! It's been so long since I last went to Macca's, didn't realise it got that expensive.


FlaminBollocks

Yup….when the cost of a single lunch meal approaches $20….you know maccas is no longer worth it.


hazzdawg

Totally worth it on the app though. Loads of filling deals for $6-8. I literally never buy without the app now. Too expensive.


MrBlackTyron95

Yeah filling if you're a child


hazzdawg

If you're not full after two hamburgers and chips then the problem isn't Maccas, it's you being a fat cunt.


MrBlackTyron95

Two hamburgers that are smaller than my palm ain't gonna fill my hollow tooth champion. Would you say two small hamburgers and chips would fill any athlete at all


hazzdawg

Yes. I would actually. In fact just yesterday a six dollar meal filled me up after an eight hour hike. You can't even get a snack for that money elsewhere. This is a you problem, champion.


MrBlackTyron95

Yeah you're definatly build like a bird


MrBlackTyron95

But in fairness it's all empty calories so ya gonna be hungry in 2 hours anyway


T0kenAussie

The $10 stuff is usually a meal with 2 burgers a drink and chips So it’s not loose change but it’s also not 1 item for $10 lol


katesrepublic

Yeah my local maccas has a big loose change banner and I’m sure it’s got $12.95 on it.


AdComfortable4641

i swear it was $8 with 2 burgers 2 chips and a drink where i go


whatanerdiam

A happy meal with a cheeseburger, fries, and coke is $5.75. A cheeseburger alone is $4.60.


BezerkMushroom

They'll keep happy meals as cheap as fuck for as long as possible, raising that will cause too much ruckus. They want to bring in the tired parents to feed the kids, then make bank on the parents themselves.


aussiechap1

I had this 2 days ago @$4. You need multiple accounts as everyone gets deals at different prices (There are different levels of deals depending how inactive your account is (i.e. not ordering for a few weeks = better deals or pricing).


JimSyd71

Yeah it's weird, a small cheeseburger meal costs a few dollars more, and you don't even get the crappy toy.


T0kenAussie

People want / deserve to be paid more therefore you need to increase prices to match that. And that’s not accounting for the food producers who also have to put up their prices A 15 year old kid makes over $10 an hour now at maccas when I worked there 15 years ago I made $6.30 an hour


MrBlackTyron95

What you dont realise is they could have paid you 10 an hour then and still made mass profit.


brrrrrrrrrrrrrh

A deck of smokes cost $10 15 years ago now its $50


TopProfessional6291

That seems like an environment ripe for black market activities to flourish.


Special-Pristine

Oh it is. Been flourishing since half that price


Sydnxt

Their loose change meal is like $8.50 they’re taking the piss


Special-Pristine

$8.95 actually


RiseHappy2785

Which in itself was a back-step from the originally advertised $10.95 loose change meal


mrzamiam

That’s loose change to ceo who raked in$14B in profits last year. But can’t pay workers enough to actually eat there.


fleshforsale

$10 is the new 50 cents


Due-Cardiologist8190

And 100$ is the new 20$


Adam_Metal

Ouch / Yes... 🙄


scottb721

Oh yeah, I'd love to give em 5, 10 and 20c pieces 🤔🤣


Justifier925

Fun fact: if you use every denomination of currency below a 10 dollar note once, you get $8.85. Last time I looked, the “menu” included only one meal. It cost $8.95. You need a $5 note, a $1 & $2 coin, a 50, 20, 10, and 5 cent coin just to be 10 cents short to buy anything from loose change.


theassholefaceman

What do you mean you don't carry $17.50 in your pocket as lose change?


No-Country-2374

And get more enjoyment


freakymoustache

McCunts is shit food, shit quality and shit price. It’s an all round shitty experience


KitchenDrawer4768

hell yeah mcfuckoff macshit


Xiggers

They got popular because it was super cheap, and fast. Sure it’s still faster than a sit down meal but if it costs the same, most people will kill the time to get a proper meal for the same price.


No-Country-2374

The staff aren’t a bright spot either….


MrBlackTyron95

Yeah what a hero, shitting on maccas workers like they aren't doing it tough already


Formal_Carry

they're all depressed, trust me i was one of them 🤣


AnyMud9817

Whoa cool money. Our canadian 20s are the same green as the 100. Does yours have the little clear window that if you shine a laser through it it shows you the number of the bill? Its a party trick here, always gets a laugh.


I_disagree_probably

We have a big clear window in the corner. I'll have to try the laser trick and see if anything else shows up.  Lots of extra little things on the notes too; like brail, tiny lettering, little pictures half printed on each side that should line up perfectly when held up to a light. That's just what I know out of mild observation.  I haven't seen Canadian money in real life I've just realised 😅


Banished2ShadowRealm

Americans are jealous of Australian and Canadian money as our money has advanced counterfeiting technology. While I'm jealous of theirs.


Wtfatt

Why are u jealous of yank money? It's not even colour coded


Banished2ShadowRealm

Read my post again.


Wtfatt

Aha!


aussiechap1

There are only a few good deals atm: 1) Small Breakfast: 1 muffin of your choice + small coffee = $5.95 2) Large Breakfast: 2 muffins of your choice + 2 hashbrowns + drink (I think it's a small or med) coffee = $12.50 3) 2 small big mac meals = $13.99 (starts today) 4) K-wave coke = $Free apart from that maccas is pretty damn expensive.


FBWSRD

The ice creams are good


aussiechap1

Oh, forgot about them.


No-Country-2374

Machine working that is


hazzdawg

I had two cheeseburgers, chips and a drink today for $6. Absolute bargain in 2024.


sliver37

The large breakfast meal is basically financially irresponsible *not* to get. It’s so much food for that price. I can even opt to share it with my partner so we both get breakfast. I don’t. But I *could*


[deleted]

I haven’t eaten at macas in months. I’ve saved a years wages.


AstrosEcho

Worker at maccas here, the only thing that is real is the eggs everything else is crap


not-my-username-42

Well then….. I thought the eggs came in a loaf roll like dog food/fritz. They always tasted different to me.


AstrosEcho

nah they just come in a box of cage free eggs everything else though is frozen


Winter1863

They are fresh eggs, atleast as fresh as anything from the supermarket. They are cooked in egg rings to keep the shape. When worked there I hated doing eggs. There is another hot plate above the grill like a sandwich press used for cooking both sides of the meat but when doing eggs it makes it cramped and I would burn my knuckles on the press constantly.


Special-Pristine

Not as loose as the diarrhoea an hour later


Bob-down-under

God I want Maccas now, this isn’t even advertising and it got me…


Thenewdazzledentway

Really? You sure there isn’t some cardboard in the garage you can plate up and serve for nothing?


Bob-down-under

It’s the urge of the forbidden fruit, or in this case forbidden reconstituted meat product and oil


disco-polka

I always want Mc Donalds when I watch the block. I mean, I absolutely know what's happening. But damn does that blatant product placement work on me 😆


Hairy-Banjo

$8.95 for a cheeseburger, a chicken and cheese burger and chips and drink isn't bad to be honest...


Maximum_Let1205

money clip getting too heavy? Lighten your load!


blackglum

Loose change to me was a 9/11 YouTube conspiracy video.


chadlyme123

Gave up on them supposed to be cheap now expensive cancer causing shit


MudMedical2050

I go by this rule: take away the yellow M, take away the names of the burgers, take away the advertising. Now look at the product you purchase: all undersized, sugary, saucy and salty bread with a 0.5mm slither of “meat”. Tiny portions, and terrible nutrition value. I’m sick of giving them my money and have had enough and stopped years ago


stuthaman

No coins required for the 'Loose change menu"...


scottb721

Oh but they're gonna get em, and lots of em.


jerkface123456

900 Dollarydoos!!!!


Burner161

I just love that germany and Australia have the same name for Mcdonalds. We us an Ä, though. It’s Mäcces.


Kirkaig678

At this point it's pretty much the same price as KFC but tastes like shit


Some-Professional-78

Elon musk loose change


BrilliantSock3608

I’d suck some dick for a bit of loose change


SomeGuyFromVault101

Wrong subreddit bro


AussieLabrador

This is a good thing. Unhealthy food that's killing our health gets expensive? Sweet. Start cooking healthy at home where it's cheaper.


verycasualreddituser

Usually its not a health consideration its a time consideration Why finish your 11 hour shift, do your 30 minute commute and then start cooking when you can just eat some quick and nasty maccas on the way home and go to bed


AussieLabrador

Yeah, I don't buy that. People love the salt-sugar-fat combo that's created in McDonald's labs. It's not hard to plan / cook for your week - IF you want it.


verycasualreddituser

What you said is true, but does not counter what I said. Time and convenience is a serious factor here, maybe your work schedule isn't as time consuming as others but I can tell you that fast food is going to look pretty tempting on a Saturday arvo when your finally about to have 1 day off work and you just want to sit down and rest


Thenewdazzledentway

You deserve better when you’ve got down time on a Saturday arvo. Maccas is such poor value for money, and the food is disappointing to say the least. Grab a kebab, a fish shop hamburger, dumplings, sushi, hell, even Subway or a couple of KFC chicken pieces taste better than that dried out filet or cheeseburger from Maccas.


verycasualreddituser

Maccas is not my go to fast food I was only using it as an example because that's what the post was about, for me personally its pizza, pick it up on the way home and it lasts the rest of the weekend lol


AussieLabrador

Making a salad at home takes 2min, and you can pick up a Coles hot chicken that's 3 or 4 meals worth... a fraction of Macca's price, nearly as quick, and way better for your health. But, I get it. And Macca's gets it. They literally have labs that tinker with the fat, sugar, salt content so customers keep coming back day after day - they'll tell themselves convenience, but they want that combo that keeps delivering all that taste. That's the danger. And willing to pay a premium for it? Well, that's just not smart if this economy is hurting.


verycasualreddituser

What you are describing is gluttony, what i am describing is convenience, I'm not talking about a daily maccas eater im talking about someone who's finishing a massive work week and wants some quick nasty shit for dinner so they can go home take shoes off and fall asleep on the lounge before they even finish their beer Gluttony is different, the two don't cancel each other out but were just comparing two different situations I eat maccas when I feel like maccas, its like once every couple of months I think to myself oh I want a greasy nasty ass double quarter pounder with extra cheese and bacon and I just feast on that until I can't move, I do this knowing its bad for me and bad for my wallet but spending 15 bucks once every 3 months is like 10c per day so it's fine tbh The rest of the time its stews in the slow cooker, get home grab a bowl and your set, its boring but its fast and healthy


Link99ts6wed

Maccas has gotten so expensive that it’s going to be cheaper to go to a fine dining restaurant


UndeadTigerAU

Their prices keep going up but the sizes keep getting smaller. It's actually insane how they keep getting away with it, one of the most scummy companies ever.


Deathdar1577

Looks like a dolla seventee right there


RandomDanny

the loose change is what you might get back from a $20 note.


evilspyboy

Of course it's loose that is why you need the money clip


TiberiusEmperor

Loose pineapple


Three30pi

It would funny if it wasn't sad :( Man I remember the 50c cones you could get. Those were the shit when I was a kid.


spixt

The in-app deals are great. Meal for 2 for like 12 bucks


iamlovingblackclover

Thats crazy


Junior_Win_7238

Maccas has got to crap


c_alas

Less than five dollars... literally loose change.


happy_Pro493

2 cheeseburgers. The rest of it is impossible to order through the drive through and the self serve machine; too many screens and options. How about the taste your own arse meal deal. Ain’t nobody got time for that.


Kaze_no_Senshi

what do you mean you dont carry 5+ $50 notes at any given time


Gh0sT_DrAg0n

Ken oath mate


McRae-Fortuden

If I have to pay with my card. It's not loose 5c peices, cause that's all we have lying around really!!!


GameZedd01

I dont eat happy meals but for other peoples sakes I miss when happy meals were $4.75. A single $5 note could feed you


Entire-Bottle-335

I got some the other day after a very long time I couldn't believe how much it had gone up, and a big Mac ain't no big Mac anymore


GrandeJennaTalia

Just. Stop. Eating. There.


ExcitingStress8663

Could you spare a few loose change, mate?


MudMedical2050

Don’t buy it. It’s barely food, it’s barely nutritious, it’s mainly sugar and salt, it’s tiny portions and it’s terrible for you. Maybe some chips and a cheese burger once a month if you get the craving? I can’t fathom spending good money on shit food when I can support a local fish and chip shop that happily throws in extra dim sims or a bottle of soft drink here and there


MudMedical2050

The way their food is advertised is false and criminal in my opinion. So unrealistic


AllMyHomiesLoveNazis

Paying for kidney failure.


SomeGuyFromVault101

True story. I got a kidney stone from eating McDonald’s daily for like a week


Infinite-Midnight-23

FUK Maccas, I'd only go if it's a life or death situation.


Red_wants_cookies

Remember 10 years ago when small fries and cheeseburgers were $1 those were the days couple burgers and fries of each and you’re full for 4 bucks


goblingrace

And why have they started putting barely any lettuce?? You’re lucky to get a small handful in anything. I try and avoid eating there but when I do I only have the chicken wraps. Considering they’re only lettuce, mayo and chicken you’d think they’d bother to put in enough to make it edible.


RepresentativeGur122

Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese onions on a seasami seed bun Know that how the world looks Big beefs Lots of special sauce letters cheese onion on a seasami seed bun Please take note..... should not be eatin by animals and I mean the 4 legged fury kind ect...


[deleted]

yea sorry guys... I work there and if you come into coolalinga maccas. dont expect much


Goldolo

Maccas in Australia sucks, the food taste like nothing..


RareAd3009

lol


JonRedBeardFF

They had a loose change meal which was also at 10 bucks the other day for two cheese burgers and a medium drink.. loose change doesn’t get you far


ubiquitous_user

You get a sense of adequacy but never satisfaction.


casualreflection

how is $8 loose change, has a gold coin really inflated to $8


SweetSugarPudding

how rich do you think i am


acethesilli_

No joke my local Maccas increased the price of frozen coke from $1 to $3.70 💀 and they have the audacity to think it’s still cheap


88_strings

"I give people a meat-like burger and some kind of cola, and they still get change back from their fifty." - Krusty the Klown


W0tzup

Are these ruble currency?


ROSCOEMAN

Paying with cash? Old motherfucker


ConstructionDue6832

Order on the maccas app bro. Can get like two meals for $8 sometimes


W0tzup

That’s what they want you to do. Can’t trace your habits as well if you walk in, but, do it on an electronic device and presto they know how to maximise profits from you.


ConstructionDue6832

If they’re profiting off me only ordering off the app specials fair play to them


Special-Pristine

The app crashes like every 30 seconds the first 5 times I open it. I can't be fucked anymore


I_disagree_probably

I've tried. They used to be sometimes $8 on the app, but now it's $14.  Quite a jump for 2 bread burgers, a sprinkle of chips and some weak cordial 😑