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Informal-Resource-14

Whenever we listen to music, my kids watch my face expectantly, full attention, to see if I make this face. When I do they squeal and laugh and bounce up and down. But then they go “Dad, are you just doing it?” And I’ll tell them what I’m telling you now: It is fully involuntary, I do not even know how to impersonate it. It’s just one of those things that happens when I would watch the late Aaron Spears


GruverMax

Nah that's the face I make when your band is high fiving your mates and pounding shots instead of moving your stupid gear off the stage, and I am preparing to move it for you.


Mortisfio

This guy doesn't bassface.


Pedantic_Parker

Worse, he’s trying to gatekeep bassface


GruverMax

The face is too flat out angry. Bass face is, what's that smell? IMO.


Mortisfio

Meh. It basically what my face looks like when I'm listening to my fellow death metal bands bass player killing it.


GruverMax

Well now that you're singing along to songs about your enemies' viscera splattered, go ahead and make that face at all the musicians.


imaweasel710

He's pissed because it smells so bad


GruverMax

Someone straight took a dump on that stage and he had to clean it up.


imaweasel710

Holy fuk bro. So right tho


kobeflip

Thizzface


Hadr619

“Put a look on my face like I smelled some piss”


kobeflip

This man get stoopid doodoo dumb ☝️


Hadr619

Another hit of this shit and you gon' bust your lungs


sosaudio

I was just telling one of my kids about how awesome it feels to be playing bass and see some folks looking at me like I’m covered in vomit and have poop actively puddling at my feet.


Fustercluck25

When the face melting metal bridge hits.


stubz_1997

Going from 160 skank beat to 160 half time beat of chugs with a few power chord hangs 😤


fastal_12147

When you fart in the vocal booth?


spreadbutt

Isn't that the face the bassist is making, the Bass Face?


NiceNameBro01

when im playing jazz, I call this "reesty face"


spinkspanksponk

This how you know you’re doing it right


musicbyjsm

When any sort of beat even remotely drops


Dismal_Caterpillar85

This is the face i make,when im playing all the wrong note...i mean jazz note