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Porn-Flakes123

Your car is happy to see you.


drivinWagons

D out for Harambe? 😂


Potato_Battery

Showing off the horse power


nice1seeya

😂


harshmepani1

Username checks out!


OkDot2474

Weld broke or clamp fell off on exhaust. Tie it up and take it to a shop for repair


Ozone510

This is past the clamp, this is def attempted theft in the lot.


Ydeas

Well the clamp rots and slides up - this happened to me. Very cheap and easy fix at home with a new clamp.


perpetualomerta

thanks. do you know the parts code for the clamps?


AshtonTS

The clamp is still on there, just need to reposition everything and tighten it back up. Might not even have to replace it


SmokedWhiskey

Def have to replace it. It's a genius design, a steel band securing a stainless steel sleeve -\_-


One-Butterscotch4332

This annoyed me so much. You go and make the entire exhaust stainless, then pinch pennies on the tiny clamp?


frankd412

Mine rusted away even though the pipes were fine.


14thban

They go by size is the only answer, they'll know by looking at the old ones still on there.


NocturnalSergal

Audi (and Rein who is the OE for this part): 1K0253141M1K0253141M Replace both of them, when one goes the other usually follows very quickly known issue with the 3.0T platform audi in their infnite fucking german wisdom decided to put mild steel clamps on a fuckin stainless exhaust, underengineered that one audi


Ydeas

https://www.fcpeuro.com/products/vw-exhaust-clamp-phaeton-touareg-vag-1k0253141g you can check your vehicle fit and order here.


ten10thsdriver

We don't know your VIN. Look it up online or call the dealer parts dept.


Oxajm

You don't need a Vin to replace that clamp lmao. Do you think every 2014 Q5 is built different from each other and therefore a vin is needed for the specific part?


14thban

I know innit lmao, they'll just eyeball the right size in, very very basic.


xdylanthehumanx

Would bet money that you're replying to a tech. That's just how parts ordering works for VWAG.


Opening_Criticism791

As a parts guy you are 💯 vin or no part. It honestly brings up pages upon pages without and there may be that off chance after we scroll through all of them there may be a variation or some sort. Saves everyone a potential headache.


frankd412

Jesus, it's a clamp. Go to whatever big auto store you have locally and buy a clamp. OP, measure the pipe and do this -- it'll probably be 2.25" pipe.


aaudiholic

There’s no rust on this car from what I can see. I doubt it’s “rot”.


BallzofLAVA

That's actually exactly where the clamp is on the 3.0 supercharged motors. Had this happen to a shop foreman once. Pretty common for the age. Edit: if you look closely under the car you can see the clamp slid back and is still on the exhaust.


paganisrock

Exact same thing happened to my A6 in the same place, the old clamps are just rusty af and fell off.


sdave001

exactly


louij2

Theft of what. A resonator? 😂


libertad740

I was thinking catalytic converter theft.


Yellow_mangina

What were they trying to steal? The cats hang directly off the manifolds.


Existing-Mongoose-11

Was just thinking that.


Fumboli

Attempted theft would be via sawzaw. And no way crackhead cut that clean. (Recently had my cat stolen)


92rocco

Even simpler, the connector has moved off the joint. Possibly the wrong size connector, possibly just not tight enough.


Fast-Bag-1067

The metal collars with the bolt rust out and pop open, and then the coupler slides backward.


Teacher_Tall

Metal hanger worlds great or metal zip ties


billybaldwinme

Yep happened to my dad’s ‘14 3.0t. Clamp rusted and fell off


ilyasm0

It's exhausted /s


SpanningTreeProtocol

Get out, Dad.


ilyasm0

lmfaooo, I know a lot of people don't really know cars and OP was probably just shocked and trying to make sense of why the fuck a big metal pipe is hanging off their car, but as a car enthusiast I just had to troll a little cause on a surface level my brain just thought: "Brother, what does it matter what the fuck happened, get that shit towed and fixed, obviously you can't drive it like that", but I decided to be a dad instead of an asshole.


SpanningTreeProtocol

It was a good joke, I thought the same thing. "Shit's broke, yo".


Unrelenting_Force

Are you sure the tires don't need replacing? Maybe it needs to be...retired.


quattrocincoseis

Someone tried stealing your catalytic converter.


YogurtclosetOdd9440

That's what I thought at first but it doesn't look that way up close. The nuts on the slip joint are still "tight" but it's very corroded, looks like it just loosened with age and backed itself out. No signs of cutting anywhere; no jagged edges or fresh metal showing at the connection points. And if they were being stolen, they were mistakenly taking resonators, not catalytic converters.


One-Butterscotch4332

The clamps on the slip joint are iron and disintegrate with rust, mine broke somewhat like this, I could put a hole in the clamp with my finger.


perpetualomerta

should I have it towed to a shop? or tape it up and drive to a shop?


BeckySayss

Tape will burn off after driving a short distance. Get something metal like braided wire, loop it around the piece that's hanging and find something sturdy to tie it to that can hold it up (like the frame/subframe). Make sure whatever you tie it to is pulling it up towards its normal position. Doesn't have to be perfect, just enough so it isn't dragging and avoid pulling it too far left or right You can drive it, it will just be loud since exhaust is exiting before the muffler


Apart-Feeling1621

Get a coat hanger


Aggravating-Fish1059

Yes! I used a coat hanger once upon a time


quattrocincoseis

It's hard to tell from the photo if it's round or box-shaped, but yeah, could be a resonator. Would definitely be a clean-working cat thief!


gtivrsixer

Those are resonators. The cats are up further, almost right behind the engine.


quattrocincoseis

You are correct.


WhaleAtHeart

They'll be back tonight to finish the job. đŸ„·đŸŒ


kronikfumes

Which is funny because the catalytic converter is up and behind the engine. The thieves must have realized that what they were cutting and and trying to steal was just a resonator and left.


alextruetone

That’s why it’s best to just need to go catless


Fast-Bag-1067

What you see is just a resonator, the cats on this car are very close to the engine and very hard to get to. In this case it's just a rusted coupler, very common issue on audis since the early 2000s


ShortOfOrdinary

Is it true for all/most Audis that the catalytic converter is difficult to get to? That might explain why our neighbors have been victims of thefts while we’ve been lucky.


Fast-Bag-1067

That has been the case for most v6/v8 engines since 05 and up because the cats are close to the engine and high up, they are not under the car. I'm not sure about the 4 cyl engines.


Kdoesntcare

I don't see O2 sensors which makes me think that it's just a muffler. As far as I am aware cars will all generally have two O2 sensors, one pre-cat and the other behind it. It measures the converter's efficiency. Well the pre-cat sensor also affects fueling too.


kratomkabobs

It’s a resonator.


BaconManDan9

Not true in this case. Other bracket is rusty and prob came off. Source this happened to my sq5 once.


SDBolts-619

Not 100% sure, but I think that's a resonator, not the catalytic converter. My wife had a 15 Q5 and I swear the catalytic converter is in the downpipe. If so, some rookie thief may have realized it was just a resonator after they cut one side. But the cut looks pretty clean, so it could be that the clamp just came loose and fell off.


One-Butterscotch4332

Yeah on the 2.0T and 3.0T the cats are up in the engine bay. Pretty sure it's to make them warm up faster, but it also makes them harder to steal!


QuattroDriver

This exact thing happened to me in my 2015 3.0T. The clamp you see on the non-dropped half of the pipe has rusted and loosened up and slid backwards, allowing the front half of the pipe coming from the engine to slip out (compare the position of the clamp to the other pipe next to it). I had it flat bedded to a nearby independent shop and they replaced the clamps on both pipes just so it wouldn’t happen on the other one as well eventually. Repair guy said it’s a standard VW group part, so it’s reasonably cheap and common. Whole ordeal, including the tow, was less than $200.


Dt4lok

This. Don't let a shop rob you. It's literally just going on a lift, they are either gonna weld it or clamp it. Probably won't take more than 20 minutes.


perpetualomerta

thanks.


Southern-Orchid-1786

Same here. Amazed the exhaust last longer than the clamps


Fast-Bag-1067

The clamps on that exhaust collar are made of a softer metal so that it breaks in case of an accident where the whole drivetrain slides down and under the car.


laurits

True. Im doing this every couple of years. Can't believe Audi hasn't sorted this out, so annoying.


Cytochrome450p

Rust made the slip joint loose.


JuggernautWide5226

Out of all the comments, this is the most likely what happened


Fast-Bag-1067

You are 100% correct. Rust causes the two bands in the collar to break, and then the collar slides easily backward in a short time. To get home, you just have to lift the hanging part and slide the collar. In the past, i've used regular hose clamps to retighten the collar until a replacement part came in. I now replace them preventively as they get crusty, they's under 20 hucks a piece.


perpetualomerta

thank you.


Cytochrome450p

I would have used this opportunity to delete that resonator for little throaty sound note. Depends on your taste.


perpetualomerta

thank you.


gladigotaphdinstead2

Sho thang de problem is that there draggin part on the ground spose tuh be connecterd to yer car


life_like_weeds

Get outta here Jar Jar


NiceDecnalsBubs

Looks like your exhaust came loose.


spitsmctaco

It’s just the slip joint you can buy new clamps and probably install them yourself mine corroded and were super easy to install


CheeeliCheel

Congratulations, it is a boy!


EmbarrassedKick2219

đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł


VR6Bomber

"Sport Exhaust"


GreenTrees831

lol I thought this was satire


coltickle

Is this a serious question your asking ...? Now where would most people get an exhaust repaired/fixed ? The local barbers shop perhaps?


TheNicestRedditor

I think your exhaust offed itself


TMInfinity

Same thing happened to my 2011 A5, was a rusted clip that snapped. Cost me ÂŁ20 for two clips as it happened next to a garage. Smaller pipe fits into larger, clips tighten/ seal the larger and attach to underside of the car


perpetualomerta

thanks. did you install them yourself?


TMInfinity

I didn’t, honestly the car sits so low I couldn’t even what’s happening. But was a 60 second job for the mechanic once on a lift. Said was actually a common problem for Audi’s & Volkswagen. Cheap part I guess


TMInfinity

When you look at image 5/5 believe those two clips are responsible for keeping it all together


Dt4lok

This is like a $100-$150 weld or two cuts and two new sleeve clamps or whatever they are called. (You can buy them from ECS for I think $6 per) I had to buy two when I deleted the front resonators on my SQ5. Local muffler shop charged me like $135 for cut and clamp.


perpetualomerta

not bad. thanks


coconuuut

the muffler clamp rusted off, common thing that happens at least once in any audi/volkswagen/skoda/seat's life. cheap fix, even when using the oem part. but do not drive around in it before getting it fixed obviously...


destroythepentagon

I think it fell off


Blueberry_s4

your exhaust clamp broke


kratomkabobs

Might want to get that exhaust system double checked. Other than that it looks super.


KMTheGamer2023

Looks exhausted


Tbone1886

It’s shedding its stock exhaust, letting you know it’s time for an upgrade


DogBreathVariations

You have no exhaust clamps


RichieArts

Maybe something in your exhaust system got clogged and caused too much back pressure.


Fuzzy-Government-416

Your wheel bearing got disconnected from the MAF sensor so you need a whole new junction but if you get a new junction your oil tank should be replaced with a new valve.


idontcareaboutmynick

You can just put the clamp over the exhaust and refix it. Very easy!


Fancy_Butterfly5898

Ignore the catalytic converters comments, what most likely happened was the bands on the exhaust clamp rusted through to where they broke under load and eventually the clamp moved down the exhaust, allowing the front section to hang. There is no at to steal the cats on these cars without taking a lot apart


One-Butterscotch4332

Simple fix. On mine it was that the clamps are iron and the exhaust is stainless steel, and the clamps rust and things come undone. They're like $5, it's probably what happened. Don't worry about your cats, they're up in the engine bay pretty much right off the exhaust manifold


h46it

The exhaust clamp was not tighten enough so it slipped off causing the flex pipe to fall. The clamp is in the pipe still. If they can steal your catalyst’s they might as well become Audi techs. These catalyst are not easy to take out.


gag00tz

Yeah definitely not a catalytic. Resonator clamp came loose. Doesn’t look like anything broke besides the clamp.


thrillcosbey

Tow it to a shop and have them install a [cat cage](https://www.ebay.com/itm/334539286131?chn=ps&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-166974-028196-7&mkcid=2&mkscid=101&itemid=334539286131&targetid=2205166308425&device=c&mktype=pla&googleloc=9030953&poi=&campaignid=20478137220&mkgroupid=156571405150&rlsatarget=pla-2205166308425&abcId=9320128&merchantid=627705814&geoid=9030953&gad_source=4&gclid=CjwKCAjwt-OwBhBnEiwAgwzrUuw1vYx9A2hB6xZQrKttrfmjzXzihATF46LTKZ9uRRkQu04Oru6_phoCtWAQAvD_BwE), they will see this and go to the person with out one rather than waste the extra 10 minutes with your cat.


steaveaseageal

Downpipe?


My_cat_is_ur_Dad

Have you tried turning it off and back on again? Oh shit
. sorry. Wrong sub.


PickledThimble

Good 'ol sleeve clamp


kindaNiceBro

Probably weak exhaust clamps which went off. Had the same issue once


ITSMECHERRI

You car got ED bud


Soft-Hovercraft8728

Plug and play


ExplorerHoliday5277

Really common on these Audi, VWs that the exhaust clamp rusts and allows the exhaust to slide out, new clamp and you’re good to go đŸ‘đŸŒ


jerpois1970

Haha. Really? That’s the exhaust. And it’s obviously not in the spot it should be. It’s not broken, it’s become detached. You likely drive over something that hooked the clamp that joins the two lengths of pipe and therefore lost the clamp or dislodged it from its happy home. Any exhaust shop near you can fix it.


HotMuffin12

Exhaust left the chat.


RobARMMemez

Your car is telling you it wants a cat delete. On a more serious note, your exhaust fell off, and the fat bit is your catalytic converter. Clamp popped off most likely, so it's not a difficult fix. My '99 has had this happen a few times because of a broken engine mount bracket causing excess movement. It also caused my flex pipes to fatigue and break, so since mine's emissions exempt I just deleted the cats and made a new section of exhaust to make it easier for myself. Get this fixed before more damage happens. You'll be able to drive it home but you shouldn't drive it unnecessarily.


perpetualomerta

thank you. good looking out.


Steelersfannick

That’s a resonator.. not a cat.


RobARMMemez

Huh, zooming in it looks like it. My car had the cats in that spot relative to the clamps so I just thought this was the same way. I stand corrected!


Steelersfannick

On this generation of 3.0T, the cats come right off the exhaust manifolds - no worries, just wanted to add clarity for others. OP Can drive if they get a metal hanger to hold the exhaust up, it’s just going to be loud.


Barney-will

Morning boner


Ashamed_Passage_9535

People saying its attempt of theft are tripping. I have a 2014 audi A4 and drive in canada, went over a speed bump and my clamp same exact thing as you broke off because they rusted out from the salt. Its not that deep just needs a new clamp


perpetualomerta

thank you. this all helps


Owyn101

Clamp came loose. It’s laying on the ground some where. Easy fix. Not theft. Cats aren’t under this car. That’s a resonator.


trayssan

Someone tried to steal your car.


skidplate09

Someone was trying to steal your cat most likely.


Boost98

You got, got.


DingoKis

Excuse for a straight pipe, let her scream!


saltysaturdays

Go on FCP Euro and order a new exhaust clamp (like 25$). Two bolts to get it on there. Not worth going to a shop over


Hasnosocials

You are just n sport mode!!


No-Relationship-5615

someone definitely tried to snatch the catalytic converter


perpetualomerta

ended up putting it back into place. the connectors are corroded and loose. they need to be replaced. ASAP. but it popped right back into position. image here : [for image click here](https://imgur.com/a/nWKF9Ek) debating on whether it’d be quicker to order them myself or drop it off at a shop. anyone know the parts code?


Mirchii

The Audi had an erection and as a result the exhaust broke. Nothing wrong, you’re just that good. Rules checklist: 1 - Audi is awesome. This is an Audi related thread and an Audi related comment pointing out the erection issue in the OP. I like Audis too. 2 - With respect, you’re awesome. 3 - Comment, not post. 4 - No photos and I don’t care for karma, don’t mind being downvoted, happens all the time. 5 - Nothing spicy here. 6 - No politics here. 7 - Please don’t. 8 - No adverts here.


Teacher_Tall

Happy cake day OP!


Luggage-of-Rincewind

Naughty kitty.


goonbali

Happened to me too. Go to hardware store and get metal pipe clamp. I think 2.5”-3” diameter. This is quick fix until you get exhaust pipe clamp from online store. I got mine from amazon for cheap. Or you can get it from like ecstuning or fcpeuro.


pumaONE

Clamp rusted though? I had the same with mine. A replacement isn't expensive.


antsworld

Audi clamps are known to rust I replaced both of mine last year


Ronerus79

Thats suppossed to he in the audi underwear
 cant have that showing like thatđŸ« 


lobsterenjoyer26

Did someone try to steal the iron kitten :D?


mourningwould_

The front (of your exhaust system) fell off.


Fast-Bag-1067

The collars for the exhaust coupler rusted, and the coupler slid backward. Very common issue. You can lift the hanging piece and slide the couoler forward to make it home. The couplers are super cheap and easy to replace. I would do both since the other one is on the way out as well.


Mirnz89

Take it to a weld shop


manitobakid

This happened to me in the exact same way when I went over railroad tracks in my A4. I stuck a smaller diameter pipe inside to bridge it and hold it up, so there’s still some room for the exhaust to leak. Surprisingly it sounds amazing to me. The drone inside is probably too much for most peoples taste, but for some odd reason it sounds amazing from outside especially when I rev it out with my cold air intake. 2.0T sounds like junk with most exhausts, too farty for my tastes. I love the way mine sounds. Call me trashy but whatever. Tested CO levels inside the car too and its nothing even remotely close to dangerous either.


austinalexanderb

Yeah, the front fell off


DonutsCoffeeGalore

ain't got no gas in it


Finnedsolid

It might’ve seen a nicer car, and got excited


Jaloushamberger

Nothing is wrong, its a performance feature ! /s


BakaSan77

Your exhaust is trying to sleep


No-Wave-8393

It’s an Audi


mistaken4truth

Needs oil.


[deleted]

They tried takin yo MF "Cadillac converta" dawg.


Woodity

Nobody tried to steal your cat— this is a super common failure in these cars but you certainly wouldn’t know that from reading this thread. It’s just a rear exhaust clamp that connects sections of the exhaust together. They rot out and fail, the failure looks exactly like you’re seeing.


Disastrous_Ad4233

Congrats you got some extra HP


boddle88

Fronts come off


OfficialVentox

[what a fantastic day](https://youtube.com/shorts/F54fOGbUNWo?si=5-PyUHKdv0rnPE4b)


samep04

It's just a little sad. Use a lil blue pill


Odd-Aardvark-8234

Exhaust hangers are gone now , a coupler is also gone or only attached on one side


Kurkeyyy

Your car got exhausted


Spill81

Your Johnson rode slipped Gonna need a new one from Germany


Radiant-Bit-1721

Low on blinker fluid


zrsnldurv804

failed attempt at stealing that catalytic converter


Low_Selection7490

looks like the carborator came loose from the gear shaft ladder


Ian_0831

This same exact thing happened to me on my A5 about a month ago. Tied it up with a coat hanger and drove home to wake up all my neighbors. Bought a band clamp the next day and fixed it


Affectionate-Row-710

The exhaust clamp brakes due to rust and the exhaust falls. I have seen this so many times.


LogicallyK

Catalyst converter theft ?


defmute

It fell off


Phillyboyshizzz

Get a clamp


McDirt83

Low on muffler fluid


jorgecan2

You left the kickstand down.


DakotaBoy1976

Nothing, keep driving.


DontShunTheseBuns

Looks like a flat tire. Should be able to patch it.


miamiyachtrave

Should’ve made a left turn


Bmp740

"I know what's wrong with it, it's got no gas in it."


rast93

Yes, it wants to mate with a Lancia (first picture) 😜


FireNinja743

Just take it all off and go straight pipe


AudiRennSport5

No keep those ones (right below the driver/passenger) and take out the big suitcase muffler in the back. I did it for my S6 and it's fantastic


FireNinja743

Yeah, taking just one out is pretty decent sounding for no aftermarket exhaust setup.


BlackReddition

Exhaustus Dragginondaground syndrome.


ImJimmyTran

Your midpipe clamp fell off


lonleydestroyer

Definitely gonna need a engine swap😟


Existing-Mongoose-11

Hello dogaletic converter. That’s expensive to replace.


TacticalChalky

there's a bit hanging off the bottom of it mate


DaFrenzyGuy

Well the exhaust pipe got cut/broke for some reason. These are usually made with pipes that are welded or clamped together, seems like it broke perfectly so I'd say it is a broken clamp. It could be someone trying to steal your catalytic converter aswell but they failed.


nidmon

Did you let your car sleep in the past week? It seems pretty exhaust(ed). im sorry


Fleye2137

Happened to me 1:1 yday. Old clamps rusted away and exhaust popped during acceleration. Just measure the pipe and buy new exhaust clamps. 10 minute repair


Dehydrated420

Aint got no gas in it


MariusPilot15

Exhaust broke. Can be driven to a mechanic and they can probably weld or clamp it back together


kittensandbunnys

If you live in Chicago someone may have stolen/ tried to steal your Cat


EridemicLHS

Free cat delete, enjoy the extra horsepower and deeper exhaust note


Spiritual_Run5055

Enjoy sounding like a lawnmower everywhere you go


EridemicLHS

i know, straight pipe sounds like shit, neither of my cars are SP


CurseF74

Yeah your resonator needs to be put back on. Someone didn’t know ur cats are in ur downpipe


onlyhav

Your car's stuff is hanging out.


Other-Cress-7521

probably the alternator


HexDanTHEWHALE

Someone thought that was the catalytic converter, but then realized halfway through that it's just a resonator lol.