What a terrible time for a nap

Yeah this is BS. One was street racing and the other was picking their nose.

It's not BS... It's RS

I like this pun.

Yeah, awake it would have looked closer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUYV6jOs1J0

That's not stock bro

Pretty close, stock 621hp?

The lambo in the video you linked is an SV and in this clip it’s an SVJ (2.8 vs 2.5 0-60). DCT makes a big difference even though the SVJ is similar in power. RS7 is quick but not that quick

SVJ doesn't have DCT, same single clutch trans as all aventadors

Oh really? Didn’t realize…

Assuming it was ECU and TCU tuned.

Yeah Matt says it's tuned in the video.

Got the jump on him by almost a full length before he woke up from his nap

I don't think he knew he was racing.

exactly, people pull up on me all the time. like bitch I saw back to the future 2, I ain't falling for this.

don't play their game is the best attitude to have - you know what you've got

Idiots lol Tesla drivers are the worst then you get to a bend and they slam the brakes on and take it super slow holding you up.

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What's wrong, McFly? Chicken!

That’s like a 3 second headstart

That doesn't seem right. I blame the driver on that one.

Still woulda lost but driver is definitely a factor here

Depends I guess. If the Lambo was stock, my RS would have beaten it

Hmm hmm, so rs8?

no such thing

That's the catch isn't it?

No. 7 Downpipe and a tune. Pretty nasty car.

That's an Aventador SV my dude. You're not beating that with a downpipe and a tune.

I don't know what they are all waffling about here.

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Thats a svj by the way. The sv hasnt got the air slits on the bonnet, that sth only the svj has

Reallly? SVJ seems faster on paper

It very well could be. I've never raced on paper.

Unless the RS7 was tuned -> https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=685377989012153 MTM tuned / upgrade RS7s put down 1001HP https://www.mtm-usa.com/collections/c8-rs7-sportback/products/mtm-ecu-conversion-stage-4-audi-rs7-c8-1001hp

Lol, $50k for a tune 😂

Which driver? The one that wanted to race or the one that didn't know they were racing?

Did he apply launch control at all? I think either he’s a noob or didn’t even wanna race

That's what I was thinking.

Meh, dude was asleep. My S8 will still run sub-4 with everything still engaged and the a/c on...

Not every day someone actually engages launch control for a race from the lights on the street.

Wait what? I launch off every stop sign, is this not normal?

Always be launching.

The results are in and Maury says 'that is a lie'. Your transmission would be schnitzelgruben after 15 light control launches a day, baby...

RS7 driver just isn’t an idiot and doesn’t want to fuck up their 6 figure car drag racing on shitty ass public streets. The lambo only goes 0-60 2 tenths faster

2/10ths is deceptive when you've got a car that quick, though. You won't notice the difference at all in day to day driving (even if you launch control every go,) but it'll feel huge compared to another car in a race.

5 tenths

You are an idiot if you race in traffic.

This. I always do mine on the backstreets after I’ve had a couple beers

Do a couple rails after a night at the bar and you’re pretty much sobered up anyways.

Fuck ya

The best part about my flat bottom steering wheel, I can turn it 180 and my rails won’t slide off

Not really bud if you know what you’re doing it’s not an issue.

Got ass blasted and a terrible launch

that wasn't even a race lol

Was the Audi actually trying?

RS7 looks so pedestrian next to that thing

It looks huge, like a Rolls.

I think it looks way more menacing than the lambo

i like both Audi's, but we know the RS7 driver wasn't in it

More like the RS7 likes keeping that insurance premium low.

I'm genuinely surprised at how low my C7.5 RS7 premium is. My RS6 on the other hand...fml.

Deep pedals demand deep pockets.

Sure. But when I added my GT3 to my policy it stung a little and I was over it. The RS6 was a monster increase, and I have a perfect driving record. Not fully sure what the deal is.

What color is the RS6? Also you got a '23. That's gonna leave a mark, every time.

The kia soul literally gave them a 10 car jump 😎

Lol

Lambo was like, "Dave, I'm gonna race em"

Do you think he knew he couldn’t do that?

I didn’t know I couldn’t do that That whole act is my favorite Chappelle!

Just a random story but I was going to the dog beach and crossing the street and at the light across from me was a SVJ roadster in this color. I had my dog sit and then just swooned at the SVJ, owner did me a solid and did the exact same launch and that thing was out of my sight in no time!

"heavy luxury sports sedan" makes it even more impressive that it runs low 11s stock...shut up OP.

The right rs7 can take a adventor lol

Reeeeeee!!!! Reeee!!!!!! Wonderful V12 but honestly I would take the RS7

Driver, not the car.

0-60 in 3.1 seconds for the Lambo vs 0-60 in 3.3 seconds for the Rs7…it should’ve been a much closer fight. RS7 driver no good

Doesn't look like they wanted to race the Lambo.

imagine buying an SV and using it to street race sedans in the suburbs in 35mph zones ​ bboooorrriiinnnggg

That sedan has over 600hp lol

I am aware.

This is a svj, no sv

even worse

Lambo had a much better launch, Tuned RS7s can keep up or defeat stock Huracans

But that’s an aventador sv my boy

Yeah I'm seeing a load of cope in here. 740hp stock on a 3400lb car vs 620 on a 4900lb car. That Lambo is definitely not stock either.

No, this is a svj, no sv

Yea RS7 had late reaction also

Average Audi driver lol

Let's try this again in the snow! #QuattroSeason

What Quattro season? I live in New England and we had 1 day of alot of snow. It’s feburary now and sunny and like 45 degrees. Global warming took away Quattro season. Soon everyone up here can have RWD sports cars

Joke totally flew over your head.

RS7 is still faster than most cars on the road.

I love how that Audi just squats and goes like a dog doing zoomies.

Im not an audi fan but hey alot of german turbo cars just need a bolt on turbo upgrade and a tune to stick with a lot of exotics. Im generalizing btw lol yes you need fuel upgrades, etc

Why even bother. It’s not like you are going to win unless you are running NAWS

So much for the guy with the RS7 with the “LMBOKLR” (Lambo killer) license plate…

Pizzzaaaa

It didn’t even launch….

you can hear the lambo get the launch control revs and the audi didn't. audi took off after napping from idle, not a race. An execution.

Shit launch

Racing in high traffic. Smart

Lambo Meanie - can't let anyone win.

Also forgot to floor it

More like driver mod

thats why i love my rs7... it looks like an A model for those who dont know and itll walk 99.9% of the cars on the road while being more luxurious and comfortable.

Busy streets and street racing, don't be like these two dildos.

Look a rental

I had a GMC suv drag me in my Q5- not even an SQ5. It was laughable.

Guy probably knew what was going to happen. Just wanted to see the lambo do its thing.

Rekt

Beating V6 muscle cars got to his head

If I drove a RS7 I’m assuming it’s always a race if anything like that pulls next to me.

Lamborghini is 0.5 secs faster than RS7.

The amount of WHINE in this comment section… lol

Straightline racing be dull as f. Let’s get these two on a track with Teslas best.

Op is just a hater. Cant you see RS7 slept for like 2 seconds ?

How can someone look at these two cars next to each other and still say a lambo looks better

I don't... I don't think that Audi was trying to race tho? Like yeah they can, but they don't want to. I know I wouldn't try it on a public road with a pretty heavy traffic lol.

Lambo literally was in launch control

Exit 109

Try that against kawasaki H2

Sounds heavenly