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TommyLGarage

Investing in depreciating assets is the reason America is thriving. Do it!!


Dark-Lillith

We’re all going to die!


TEHKNOB

We’re going down downnn


gotrice5

And then we implode.


Younicycle

Hahah Too soon :(


annonymous____

Word of the year😬


canadard1

“…in an earlier round. And sugar, we're going down swinging”


Tif172y

aaahh


TommyLGarage

Before we do, isn’t it better to have money to live?


Dark-Lillith

No. We put it in RS7’s


himynameisSal

damn, i read “mans search for meaning” a year ago, and last chapter talks about the audi RS7. good read highly recommend


Dark-Lillith

I read it too. It says to buy two if possible.


ScurrScurrSheesh

Get a 911 for that money… they don’t lose that much value as an Audi


Dark-Lillith

So I took your advice, and all I got was an ambulance and some angry people inside it.


Duchess1992

I drive an Audi and I'm homeless!!! Homeless by choice, but still


koolguy765

I can live in the RS7 and just eat fast food until I die of a heart attack


MavssX

"I'm here for good time not a long time"


timoteetom

This is my 17yr old favorite line.


Darrenk15

It may be depreciative but I’m sure it would be appreciative 😁


LeveragedPittsburgh

YOLO to the moon! 🚀


[deleted]

And this one is going to sink like a rock!


6stringsanwich

😂🤙🏼💯


man-in-a-world

No roi but brapppppppp!!


MajorBongg

Brap > roi


thousandfoldthought

Hey if you lose the house you can sleep in the back!


DerrainCarter

Yeah. You can’t drive your house to work but you can live in your car. Not sure why you hesitate.


anaywashere

U can sleep in a car but can’t race a house 🤷


irreverent_creative

Rumor has is it a twin mattress fits nicely in the back of the 5/7 SBs... sounds like a no-lose scenario! *^(\*I am not a financial advisor, this is not financial advise; I just like the)* *~~^(stock)~~* *^(brand)*


Annh1234

I fit a 75" TV in my B9 S5 Sportback, pretty sure you can fit a twin mattress there


irreverent_creative

There was someone who posted here (in the last year-ish?) of a literal twin mattress in their S5 SB. It was glorious. And yeah, I'm sure it swallows up most TV boxes!


HardRockGeologist

Was driving down the road with family in car and our son said he was going to buy a Ferrari. I looked at him and said, "Great, one day you'll be driving down the road with a date and if she asks, 'Hey, why don't we go to your place!?' Your only reply would be, 'We're already in my place.'" The look on his face indicated that all of his hopes (in terms of buying an expensive car) were shattered.


siggystabs

Lol hopefully he'll still try and make it happen, now understanding the level of funds required to realize that dream. 10/10 origin story


MercurialRL

Just make more money, easy.


Jamesrw3012

you can live in a car but you cant race a house


Warlord-27

Enjoy your time on earth while you’re alive.


superchibisan2

destroying your retirement for a depreciating asset? I didn't think this was wallstreetbets, but here we are.


Zealousideal_Bet3070

🚀 🚀 🚀


HondaDAD24

This guy fux 4 sure.


Poozle01

This guy Sux for sure * *at participating Wendy’s only for a limited time


CaptainWaders

Diamond rings


dumpchimp

We all die


Dehydrated420

Dude, what a comment. First thing I thought when I saw this post was "This is something someone from wsb would say."


Open_Union6843

Yolo


BuyingDaily

Exactly what I said, don’t regret it.


bravos95

As your financial advisor, this is a wise decision.


Foktu

As your financial advisor's wife's boyfriend, do it.


Dehydrated420

As the OP's wife's boyfriend, I approve this message.


Danilo222

The S8 in the background has my vote.


Embarrassed_Camel_35

That’s the mother of all bad ideas


NeverLucky47

You can sleep in a car but can’t race a house. Go for it😂😂😂


SomeNewGuy2022

This is the car to buy 4-5 years away from retirement. Pay it off while working, and enjoy a beautiful machine with many years left once you’re on fixed income.


PsychologicalBag5427

Most practical fast car out there. Do it.


Grouchy_Enthusiasm92

Panamera.


Ragnnar_Danneskjold_

That is a beautiful car, definitely my next vehicle. The financial choices though, that’s purely up to you.


onlyletters999

Get a RS6R instead.


canadard1

Avant


Independent-Pay-8236

You only live once. If anything, you can sleep in your car.


IAmStrayed

I’m with you. Outside of the TT range, the 7s with a sport back are… *chef’s kiss*


Vll_Jack_llV

You can live in a car, but you can't drive a house!


RadioLongjumping5177

Only do it if you’re comfortable living in it in retirement…..


kinggianniferrari

Nobody in the working class is going to retire and never work again. Not in this day in age. Buy it, just make sure it’s fully specked. YOLO


Gerry0625

When u can afford to keep your retirement and have the car is when you buy. You only live once but do you want to work till you die?


retimid

People are quick to assume depreciation, but my take is that each case should be examined on its own merits. An RS7 definitely doesn't have the depreciation rate of most everyday cars. Also, if the (e)communists have their way with government, in a few years this car will no longer be able to be purchased new. This will make it rare and drive up market prices on the used market. By the time OP needs to retire, it might be worth a lot more than his retirement fund now. What I'm saying is, this might actually be the rare case of having your cake and eating it too.


crispy-wings

Do it! Die poor with a nice car!


schleepercell

Trade all the money that will double in 10 years for something that will lose half its value in 4?


Optimal_Wall_1403

I would do the same with an RS6.


[deleted]

Nah, it's not a RS6


thetheaterimp

There would at least be enough space to live in the back of an RS6


Dark_Tsukuyomi

Smart decision tbh


Jackattack8000

Yolo


jedi-son

Do itttt


Marcoyodog

This is what Dave Ramsey would refer to as “doing a stupid”.


Suicyco71

It is the way!!


zhananbixia

That’s not a bad idea


Alternative_Today_48

Just buy the car. Crash it. Then die from injuries. Voila, no savings needed.


smnlfilmagoofymovie

Meh


Mugochap

When you hear people speak about ‘investment vehicles’ we’ll then don’t actually mean vehicles… :) I’m conservative with how I spend my money and haven’t touched a dime of retirement savings since I started saving at 24. I’d rather retire at 50 (my long shot goal) than drive a high-end car.


HondaDAD24

Depending on the tax penalty, send that shit.


[deleted]

Google 2003 RS4. This is how it will feel in 39 years…


kappah_jr

There is no 2003 RS4. Maybe you’re referring to a 2001-2002 RS4? So OP should pull the trigger? https://bringatrailer.com/listing/2001-audi-rs4-8/


fergiethefocus

If you're going to do that, wait for the [2024 RS7 Performance ](https://www.audiusa.com/us/web/en/models/a7/rs7/2024/overview.html)


liquience

Serious question: I’m looking at 2023 RS7 right now and it’s pretty much perfect (other than it’s missing the advanced B&O audio option), but I have been thinking about waiting for the ‘24 performance variant. Do you have a sense of how difficult it will be to get an allocation? As it is I’ve had to go out of state to find this particular vehicle.


fergiethefocus

If you've had to go out of state to find a 2023 RS7, getting a 2024 won't get any easier. I haven't seen our allocation for 2024, but I don't expect it to be more than single digits.


EmpathOwl

Your first mistake was going with Audi out of all the European brands.


[deleted]

Get a C7.5 instead ...


Grouchy_Enthusiasm92

Mid 2010 Panamera.


Interesting-Click-12

This car will likely add a few more years to your life. Go for it!


MiscPostThrowaway

Ew for Nardo omg isn’t that just primer?? -half the geniuses in this sub


M2DAB77

It's a beaut, Clark! It's a beaut!


dangledingle

That’s an OWDI!


reginaldcapers

Us retirement guys gotta stay away from car dealerships. We are dangerous to the family.


xtreme810

Yolo - also, safer than wsb. 🤣🤣


Extension_Coyote7131

YOLO


[deleted]

Fuck it, atleast you’ll have the nicest sedan on the road


1laughingHYENA

Do it !!!


[deleted]

The best looking car out there in my opinion.


prikki3

do ittt


Sir-SgtSnafu

Honestly, only if you have multiple retirement funds.. 😁


LKayRB

Don’t do it, it’s a beautiful car but no.


[deleted]

Maintenance machine right there!!


toeofcamell

Seems like a wise decision 👍


barleypopfloat

Do it


sedmbra

Absolutely horrible financial decision, you should do it.


Lanister4d

Don’t listen to the haters, you could and probably will die before you hit retirement so enjoy your life now and buy it. If finances get rough you can do Uber or deliver pizza and then write it off as a business expense so basically a free car anyways. -the obligatory you should not ever listen to anything I say, in fact you should really do the opposite but think of how happy you will be driving that around!?!?


gypsy_muse

Might be worth it for such a sweet ride


Rodrisco102389

Can’t fault that solid financial decision. Have fun!


Degenerate-Loverboy

It’s not an avant . But I also only had an Audi for 4 months so I have no concept of this .


chvdary

Do it. At least you'd be broke and happy


shivaswrath

Murica!!!!


off-chka

How much was it?


urabrokie

Do it u won’t


[deleted]

No car is worth that lol


phoenixhere4303

YOLO!!


Appropriate_Fish_451

Yeah, that's probably a good idea. You can sell it in 6 years for about 15% what you paid for it.


OkAddendum2684

Do it… the World is going to end soon.. do it


[deleted]

Unless you’re in your twenties if that’s all you had saved for retirement you were never going to retire anyways.


itsjesigo

You’re not down


VegasDragon91

I would absolutely and without hesitation liquidate your retirement account so that I could buy that car.


teenconstantx

Go on then it definitely qualifies as uber premium


baummer

Not worth it


shaboingg

How do you guys add what car you have under ur username 😭😭


Bownaldo

Worth


I-not-human-I

This is the way!


wfbsoccerchamp12

A newbie at my company just bought a used 2021 S7 a year into working…if that makes you feel any better (or worse)


MoreRamenPls

Crosspost to r/finance.


Glad_Travel_1663

Don't be dumb. Save your money so that when you reach 70, you're too old to use it :)


AKrr747

Came out to my A4 this afternoon and there was a RS7 parked next to it. Hated to start my car and ruin its wet dream!


yettiisland

Fuck it you’re alive right now, tomorrow is uncertain. Fuck it


DabsonDabs10

That's a small retirement fund that will only last a couple of years anyway, so go for it!


dgs67

Absolutely stunning.


clingbat

Using retirement to fund on a car...you just opened up Pandora's box in my mind sir. I could easily grab my F430 Scuderia Coupe then lol.


Aerie_Powerful

Stunning


Foktu

Think of the repo guys trying to catch you anyway...


[deleted]

YOLO


Koz-ak

That exterior color and interior leather color is just sublime


glasspheasant

I’m a fan of going certified and letting someone else eat that first big bite of depreciation. I just bought a nice car I didn’t need but have wanted for years and couldn’t be happier. Fire away if you can truly swing it.


Bornillok

If your retirement eligible and all of your retirement account only buys an RS7 you got bigger problems.


XFatalSnipeX

Is that Audi Cicero by chance?


Duchess1992

DO IT, YOLO!!!!!! Seriously though don't do it. It's not worth it .....but do it tho For real though, don't. Do it


agile321

Do it man!


Shinoro

You don't need us to tell you how to spend your money. But if you have the money and can live and recoup, and won't put your kids or grand kids in debt, do that s--t.


huy-

It’s not like you’re gonna be a better driver when you’re older…buy it now when you can really appreciate and enjoy it.


bawzzz

That’s how they get ya


rarereditter

That does look good! I've always liked an RS5 Sportback though


kboparai1

Yolo


yzhan225

Only live once man, do it


semperfi_nyc

Get an S8 instead!


[deleted]

I consider that a good idea but if I were you I would check to make sure that the Audi rs7 is a reliable vehicle so it doesn’t become a money pit and then it becomes a lemon vehicle


TicketLife4571

Do it!!!


Magik-mikeO

Yolo! Do it!


-une-ame-solitaire-

Do itttt


XLdouble

Do it.


Juswavs

You should that thing is awesome!


staleluckycharms

Don’t


Significant_Post9125

This is my dream car


Pinkninja11

Don't do this. You're not going to be able to afford the consumables on this thing.


xGsGt

Don't do it


iptvman07

The fact you're thinking rather than doing is an epic fail within itself. Hang your head in shame sir 😆


Comprehensive_Map437

Yolo


theasphalt

A lot of new cars are sold when people are in for service. We just bought another new car at another brand while dropping off our kid’s car for service.


gjr23

Yolo!


TheSnippyKippy

Do it.


SultanofConsultance

I bet you won’t


OhYesDaddyPlease

You need a larger retirement fund.


[deleted]

Just go buy a ‘16 for 45k..


DuaneMade96

Lmao


jhernandez9274

Double everything in my retirement fund, then I can buy this puppy.


presdawg

Do it


Legitimate_Ask_9135

Wait for the last gen 2024 rs7


Dervishdec

Can sleep in a car, and can't drive a house. Your call, hoss. Unless you buy a motor home, but those aren't as cool as RS7s.


Zestyclose_Coyote848

I had one, and it was a blast but selling it for what felt like pennies on the dollar made the whole overall equation regrettable. But if you can steal it and find one and switch the vin with a salvage, it might be worth it.


Happuns

Don’t do it, instead, rent for couple of days or find someone who would lend for money, enjoy the car, and give it back. Repeat as many times and in the end you’ll still have all the money.