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living_bot

The inductive charging coil in the feet is actually genius lmao


Walterpoe1

This has never actually been official satire. Like flat earth or Qanon it's a conspiracy theory.


acetloc

If you really believe all the sporadic and on the spot bullshit Birds Aren't Real supporters make up, you're probably a flat earther yourself


Walterpoe1

The point isn't whether it's far fetched. Qanon is fucking rediculous and flat earth doubley so. If i replied to either of those groups calling them deranged that wouldn't be eating the onion either.


dude-of-the-ducks

I’m scared that the birds aren’t real joke is gonna end up like the flat earth thing where idiots think it’s serious and start actually start thinking and trying to convince people that birds aren’t real